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BONUS
EXCERPT

BLUEBEARD’S
WIFE

By Selena Kitt

Tara’s
husband has never shared a fantasy with her, or even masturbated—that she
knows of. However, this curious wife discovers a phone bill full of phone calls
to sex lines and realizes her husband has been living a double life! Instead of
getting mad, Tara’s curiosity leads her to begin listening in on John’s steamy
conversations in hopes of finding out what he really wants in the bedroom.
After several failed attempts at bringing fantasy to reality, however, a
frustrated Tara turns to her much more adventurous best friend, Kelly, for
help. A quick psychology 101 diagnosis from Dr. Kelly marks John as having a
classic “madonna/whore” complex, and she quickly sets about making plans to
rectify this situation. Tara goes along for the ride, hoping that Kelly may
have the answer to bridging the seemingly ever-growing gap in her marriage…

Warning:
This title contains a MFF threesome, a daddy/daughter role play between consenting
adults, strong language, minor drug use and lesbian and anal sex
.

What
people are saying about Bluebeard’s Wife:

Mmmm....excellent
storytelling!

Holy
Mackerel! You are SO good at this. There’s something highly erotic about a
married couple pushing their sexual envelope and you have captured it
perfectly.

Beautifully
Nuanced

Just
gorgeous—incredibly erotic, but also a beautiful exploration of a woman’s
sexuality. Keep up the great work.

EXCERPT from
BLUEBEARD’S WIFE
:

We
ended up closing the place down, John and I. Kelly and Chris headed home about
midnight, and I sat and finished another bottle of wine while I watched John
move among the tables, talking and laughing. He helped me on with my coat when
it was time to go, and held my elbow as we walked to the car.

“Are
you drunk?” he asked me as he got into driver’s side.

I
looked over at him in the dimness. “Are you mad?

“Am
I mad that you’re drunk? Or am I mad that you were out dirty dancing with your
girlfriend at my company Christmas party?” John started the car and put it in
reverse.

“Um…
that, or… whatever,” I said, struggling with my seat belt. I couldn’t seem to
find the slot to put it into. John accelerated hard and I was propelled back
against the seat. I was still trying to get my seat belt fastened when John hit
the brakes at a stop sign and I jolted forward, reaching out my hand to the
dashboard to catch myself, but my reflexes were slow, and I missed.

“What
were you thinking?” John asked with a sigh, reaching over and doing my seat
belt up for me.

I
felt tears sting my eyes and looked out the passenger window so he wouldn’t see
them. “I don’t know,” I whispered. “I guess maybe that you might think I was
sexy.”

We
didn’t talk again until John backed the car into the garage. He always backed
in, so he could pull put in a hurry in the morning. Then he turned to me in the
dark of the car, his voice low. “Tara, do you know what I wanted to do to you
when you came downstairs in that dress?”

I
shook my head, turning a little toward him.

John
reached a hand out and fingered the soft, satin hem that was riding high on my
thighs. “I wanted to tear it off you.”

“You
did?” I asked, my eyes wide. He was looking down at where my dress ended.

“I
wanted to tear it off you and take you, right there, up against the wall in the
hallway.” His voice was hoarse, and I swallowed hard.

“You
did?” I squeaked.

“Seeing
you dancing out there with Kelly—you don’t know how sexy you are, do
you?” he asked, leaning over to me, his hand running up from my knee to my thigh.
His breath was warm on my face, and I could smell the 7&7’s he’d been
drinking all night. My own head was still swimming with wine.

“You
two rubbing up against each other, seeing your red little dress riding up and
up,” he whispered, his hand pushing my dress up further as he sought higher
ground on my leg. “You looked just like you do when you come, with your eyes
half closed and your mouth open and your legs quivering.”

I
moaned, tilting my face up to him, and then he was kissing me, his tongue forcing
its way past my teeth, down my throat, as he pressed me into the door. “I
wanted to fuck you right there on the dance floor,” he growled against my neck,
biting and sucking at my flesh. “I wanted to fuck you both.”

I
gasped, his hands groping me in the dark, everywhere at once. My dress was
pushed up to my waist now, his fingers rubbing fast and hard between my legs.
We kissed, our mouths meshing together as he leaned over the gearshift to get
to me. When he pulled my panties aside and plunged his fingers into me, I
hissed, putting one foot up onto the dashboard to give him better access.

He
was trying to climb over onto me but there wasn’t enough room—not in his
little Roadster. When I whispered that fact to him, he grunted, pulling his
hand away from me and moving to open his door. A moment later, he was opening
mine, and I was still sitting there with my panties askew, my heels off, and my
dress shoved up to my waist, struggling with the seatbelt.

He
leaned over me and popped the button, pulling me out of the car and crushing me
to him, his tongue digging deep into my mouth. I clung to him, wrapping my arms
around his neck, feeling his hands roaming over my ass, squeezing and lifting
me, pressing my crotch to his. I could feel how hard he was through his
trousers.

Then
he was turning me around, pressing me over the hood of the car, shoving my
dress up higher on my waist. His hands moved over my ass, my thighs, and I
heard his zipper and the felt his cock pressing against my panties. He shoved
those aside, his fingers finding me again, moving in and out of my
wetness—and I was wet, soaking wet, my panties moist with my heat.

He
didn’t bother to take them off, he just replaced his fingers with his cock, shoving
himself deep inside me with a growl. I moaned, pressing my cheek to the metal,
the engine still ticking as he started to fuck me, my hands out in front of me,
just letting him take me. I could see the Christmas lights of the neighbor’s
house across the street, a blurred red and green glow as he rocked me against
the Beemer’s electric blue hood. He hadn’t even shut the garage door.

“You
like that?” he whispered, grinding his pelvis into me, his cock buried so deep
it almost hurt. I couldn’t catch my breath to answer, I just whimpered, but I
arched my back and pressed against him in response.

He
reached over me, grabbing my arms and twisting them behind my back. I gasped,
wriggling and moaning, as he held my wrists with one hand, still fucking me, harder
now, driving me against the cold side panel of the car. He slapped my ass with
the other hand, making me squirm. The hot sting felt good in the night air.

I
could see my breath, panting out in white streams toward Mr. Klein’s house
across the way—and I could see Mr. Klein, walking across his living room.
I wondered if he might be able to see us, and the thought was beyond exciting.

John
was grunting with every thrust, his breath ragged. My panties were snug between
my legs and every time he shoved into me, he pulled them up tight between my
lips and effectively massaged my clit, the friction building up as he fucked
me, really rapidly now, all the way into me, working hard.

“Oh
God,” I cried, feeling his hand tighten around my wrists, pulling me back against
him and driving deeper, deeper still, into my pussy. “John, make me come!”

I
could still see Mr. Klein, and I think he was at his window, but I didn’t care.
I ground myself back against John’s cock, wanting more and more, until I
couldn’t breathe, I couldn’t think. I was dizzy with wanting, feeling the ache
between my legs moving toward release.

John
grabbed my hip with his other hand, forcing himself hard up into me, growling
and grinding, “Ahhhh God, baby, take my cum!” Feeling the first wave of him,
hot and pulsing, coupled with his hips pounding against mine, forced me over,
too, and I came hard, my pussy squeezing him, milking him.

“Ohhh
yes, ohhhh!” I moaned, thrashing on the hood of the car, quivering beneath him.

He
pulled out of me, and the cold of the night rushed in, making me shiver. He
didn’t let go of my wrists, turning me around to kiss me, his mouth a little
softer now, but not much, his tongue still probing deep, his bare thighs
pressing me back against the car, my ass resting against the cool edge.

“Now,”
he whispered, keeping me pressed against him, his hand still tight around my
wrists wrapped behind my back. “Do you believe me, that I think you’re sexy?”

I
smiled, feeling dizzy, wrapping my leg around him, digging my heel into the
back of his thigh. “Yes,” I breathed, kissing him and holding on tight…

 

SELENA
KITT’S OTHER WORKS

NOVELS

A Baumgartner Reunion

Babysitting the Baumgartners

Baumgartner Generations: Henry

Baumgartner Generations: Janie

Bluebeard’s Wife

Forbidden Fruit

Hussy

Heidi and the Kaiser

Letters to the Baumgartners

Naughty Bits (Revised)

The Baumgartners Plus One

The Real Mother Goose

The Song of Orpheus

The Surrender of Persephone

The Sybian Club

Under Mr. Nolan’s Bed (Revised)

Unfolding

Yank

 

SELENA KITT BOX SETS

The Baumgartner Box Set 1

The Baumgartner Box Set 2

Nolan Trilogy Box Set

Myths Behaving Badly Box Set

Menage Box Set

 

UNDER MR. NOLAN’S BED
TRILOGY

Temptation

Confession

Grace

 

SHORT NOVELS

Blind Date

Escaping Fate

Taken
(FREEBIE)

 

ANTHOLOGIES

Back to the Garden (Revised)

Baumgartner Shorts

Confessions

EcoErotica

Modern Wicked Fairy Tales: The Complete Collection

Quickies

Shivers

Taboo: The Collection

Tickled Pink

 

STORIES

A Baumgartner Christmas

A Different Angle

A Modern Wicked Fairy Tale: Alice

A Modern Wicked Fairy Tale: Beauty

A Modern Wicked Fairy Tale: Bluebeard

A Modern Wicked Fairy Tale: Briar Rose

A Modern Wicked Fairy Tale: Goldilocks

A Modern Wicked Fairy Tale: Gretel

A Modern Wicked Fairy Tale: Pinocchio

A Modern Wicked Fairy Tale: Rapunzel

A Modern Wicked Fairy Tale: Red

A Modern Wicked Fairy Tale: Wendy

A Twisted Bard’s Tale
(FREEBIE)

Advent Calendar

Connections
(FREEBIE)

Daddy’s Favorites:Anna

Daddy’s Favorites: Becca

Daddy’s Favorites: Clara

Daddy’s Favorites: Christa

Daddy’s Favorites: Darla

Daddy’s Favorites: Tina

Garden of Eden

Gingerbread Man

 Girls Only: College Days

Girls Only: Girl Scout Trip

Girls Only: First Time

Girls Only: Moms’ Night Out

Girls Only: New Year’s Resolution

Girls Only: Pajama Party

Girls Only: Pool Party

Girls Only: Sybian Sorority

Girls Only: The Hairdresser

I’ll Be Your Superman

Lassoing the Moon

Lost Souls

Man of the House

Meet the Baumgartners

On Cherry Hill

Power Play: Bailey and the Professor

 
Power Play: Donnie and the Maid

Power Play: Emily and the Priest

Power Play: Ivy and the Cop

Power Play: Jodie and the Billionaire

Power Play: Katie and the Dom

Power Play: Kelsey and the Executive

Pumpkin Eater

Sacred Spots

Second Chance

Shorn

Sibling Lust: In the Barn
(FREEBIE)

Sibling Lust: In the Fold

Sibling Lust: On the Bus

Sibling Lust: Under the Stars

Starving Artist

Stay

The Dirty Show

The Flintstone Experiment

The Laundry Chute

The Ride

The Velvet Choker

 

AUDIO

A
Baumgartner Reunion

A
Different Angle

Advent
Calendar

Alice
(Modern Wicked Fairy Tales)

Babysitting
the Baumgartners

Back
to the Garden
(Revised)

Baumgartner
Generations: Henry

Baumgartner
Generations: Janie

Baumgartner
Shorts

Beauty
(Modern Wicked Fairy Tales)

Blind
Date

Bluebeard’s
Wife

Briar
Rose
(Modern Wicked Fairy Tales)

Confessions

Daddy’s
Favorites: Anna

Daddy’s
Favorites: Becca

Daddy’s
Favorites: Christa

Daddy’s
Favorites: Clara

Daddy’s
Favorites: Darla

Daddy’s
Favorites: Tina

EcoErotica

Forbidden
Fruit

Gretel
(Modern Wicked Fairy Tales)

Goldilocks
(Modern Wicked Fairy Tales)

Heidi
and the Kaiser

Hunting
Season
(with Blake Crouch)

Hussy

Letters
to the Baumgartners

Modern
Wicked Fairy Tales

Naughty
Bits
(Revised)

Power
Play: Emily and the Priest

Power
Play: Ivy and the Cop

Power
Play: Katie and the Dom

Power
Play: Kelsey and the Executive

Pumpkin
Eater

Quickies

Rapunzel
(Modern Wicked Fairy Tales)

Red
(Modern Wicked Fairy Tales)

Second
Chance

Shivers

Sibling
Lust: Under the Stars

Starving
Artist

Taboo:
The Collection

Taken

The
Baumgartners Plus One

The
Flintstone Experiment

The
Real Mother Goose

The
Song of Orpheus

The
Surrender of Persephone

The
Sybian Club

The
Velvet Choker

Under
Mr. Nolan’s Bed
(Revised)

Unfolding

Wendy
(Modern Wicked Fairy Tales)

Yank

 

Audio Box Set (Under
Mr. Nolan’s Bed)

Temptation

Confession

Grace

 

COMING SOON FROM SELENA KITT

Wolfmen (with J.A.
Konrath, Blake Crouch and Stephen Leather)

 

Modern Wicked Fairy
Tales: Peter and the Wolf

Modern Wicked Fairy
Tales: The Frog Prince

Modern Wicked Fairy
Tales: Aladdin

Modern Wicked Fairy
Tales: Pied Piper

Modern Wicked Fairy
Tales: Rumpelstiltskin

Modern Wicked Fairy
Tales: Jack and the Beanstalk

 

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