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Authors: Cynthia Baxter
Crossing the Lion (a Reigning Cats and Dog) (2010)
PRAISE FOR
Cynthia Baxter’s
REIGNING CATS AND DOGS MYSTERIES
“Should be on your [summer reading list].”
—
Newsday
“A cleverly constructed mystery chock-full of dysfunctional characters all hiding motives for murder … Readers—and particularly pet lovers—[will] savor this delightful cozy.”
—
Publishers Weekly
“A fun romp through Long Island’s east end … If you love good mysteries or love animals or mysteries with animals, you’ll love Baxter’s
Putting On the Dog.”
—Long Island
Times-Herald
“Dead canaries don’t sing, but you will after reading this terrific mystery!”
—R
ITA
M
AE
B
ROWN
,
New York Times
bestselling author
“A little bird told me to read this mystery which is awfully good. For the record, I would shred any canary who insulted me.”
—S
NEAKY
P
IE
B
ROWN
,
New York Times
bestselling cat
“Baxter excels at the telling detail: Her dogs wake up in the morning as if they’ve ‘already hit the espresso pot,’ and a scene with Jessica dancing with the movie heartthrob of the moment is so real it offers a vicarious fantasy.”
—
Romantic Times
“A truly refreshing read that moved the plot right along. I’m looking forward to more in this new series.”
—
Rendezvous
“In a similar vein to that of Susan Conant, Ms. Baxter does an excellent job of creating hysterical characters and providing plenty of descriptions of their four-legged companions.… A great book to read while curled on the couch with your own four-legged friends.”
“Cynthia Baxter has done it once again, and created an extremely enjoyable, laugh-out-loud-funny mystery that would please anyone.… Sure to be an absolute hit with all.”
—
Community Bugle (CA) Newspaper
“A light read when you totally want to tune out the educational stuff. Two paws up.”
—
Plain Dealer
“Loads of fun! Baxter’s veterinary sleuth and her menagerie of animal companions are a great way to spend an afternoon. So pull up a chair and dive in.”
—T. J. M
AC
G
REGOR
, Edgar Award winner and author of
Category Five
“
Dead Canaries Don’t Sing
is top dog, the cat’s pajamas, and the paws that refresh all rolled into one un-fur-gettable mystery entertainment.”
—S
ARAH
G
RAVES
, author of the Home Repair Is Homicide series
Also by Cynthia Baxter
Reigning Cats & Dogs Mysteries
DEAD CANARIES DON’T SING
PUTTING ON THE DOG
LEAD A HORSE TO MURDER
HARE TODAY, DEAD TOMORROW
RIGHT FROM THE GECKO
WHO’S KITTEN WHO?
MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DIE
MURDER HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Murder Packs a Suitcase Mysteries
MURDER PACKS A SUITCASE
TOO RICH AND TOO DEAD
To Carol, Anna, and Ba
Chapter
1
“It is better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life.”
—Elizabeth Kenny
H
ow on earth did I get myself into this situation?
I thought miserably, zipping my jacket up to my chin and wondering why I’d ever put so much faith in Polarfleece.
On a dreary November evening like this one, I usually preferred snuggling up in front of a fireplace with my brand-new husband, Nick, and sipping hot chocolate, mulled cider, or some other beverage that was really good at adding warmth to the human body. It wouldn’t have hurt to have my pets around me, as well, since my two dogs and two cats happen to be pretty good at that aforementioned snuggling.
Instead, I found myself in the middle of Peconic
Bay, huddling inside the cold, damp cabin of a boat that, at the moment, was being thrown around as if the turbulent waters were gearing up for a replay of
The Perfect Storm
.
Even though I didn’t remember having had a problem with seasickness before, the churning in my stomach told me that could be about to change.
Icy rain pelted the windowpanes, through which I could see that darkness had settled around the dense gray fog surrounding the vessel. I was beginning to understand why all those sailors on the HMS
Bounty
had decided to mutiny. Right now, nothing sounded better than dry land.
At least my traveling companions didn’t come close to the Captain Bligh category. In fact, for what it was worth, they looked almost as miserable as I felt.
Beside me, Betty Vandervoort Farnsworth sat hunched over, with her arms folded and her legs crossed. The oversize parka that nearly devoured her slender frame was the same shade as overripe limes, as if it had been designed to scare away bears. Even less fashionable was the multicolored wool cap she’d yanked so far down that it nearly concealed her sapphire-blue eyes. Her hat also covered most of her hair, although a few strands of her usually neat white pageboy stuck out at wild angles.
Her husband, Winston, looked as if he was on his way to a Halloween party dressed as the Gloucester fisherman. He wore a bright yellow slicker topped by one of those hats that looks as if it’s really good at redirecting rain toward the guy behind whoever’s
wearing it. Being British, he was doing a much better job of keeping a stiff upper lip. The only thing that gave him away was the slightly green tinge of his skin.
Frederick looked a little green, too, although it was harder to tell, since he was covered with tan fur. It was also impossible to discern whether the wirehaired dachshund tucked beneath Winston’s coat was trembling because of seasickness or because he was simply terrified by the storm.
I might have been amused by the way Betty and Winston looked, if I wasn’t wrestling with a slew of conflicting emotions. After all, they were the ones who’d gotten me involved in this in the first place.
It had all started a few hours earlier as I lay on the bed in Betty’s guest room, working my way through a stack of veterinary journals. I’d lived in the former gardener’s cottage on her estate for years, but recent events had rendered it uninhabitable. Since June, Nick and I had been staying in Betty and Winston’s residence, a luxurious nineteenth-century mansion I’d nicknamed the Big House.
While Nick and I had every intention of looking for our own place, neither of us ever seemed to find the time. After spending a few years as a private investigator, Nick had decided to change careers. He was plowing through his second year of law school, which meant he spent every waking hour studying. There’s a saying about law school: The first year, they scare you; the second year, they work you; the third year, they bore you. And year two was turning out to be as demanding as it was reputed to be. As for me, I run my
own veterinary practice out of a twenty-six-foot clinic-on-wheels. That means I routinely put in ten- to twelve-hour days driving all over Long Island, making house calls.
Besides, people who’ve been married for only five months can find much better ways to spend their free time than searching for apartments on Craigslist.
Just like hunting down real estate, keeping up with my reading was one of those to-do items that was hard to squeeze in. So I was taking advantage of a few free hours on a gray rainy Thursday afternoon, exactly one week before Thanksgiving, to curl up on our comfy canopy bed with the
American Journal of Veterinary Research
.
The fact that my dogs and cats had snuggled up with me made the atmosphere even cozier. Max, my adorable Westie, was pressed against one leg, his furry white head resting on my thigh. Every few minutes he let out a sigh, although I couldn’t tell if he was expressing joy or was simply annoyed over having his reverie interrupted by the sound of pages turning. Still, every time I reached over distractedly to fondle his ears, he fixed his big brown eyes on me and appreciatively thumped his stub of a tail—a sad reminder of his previous owners.
Catherine the Great, better known as Cat, was curled up against my other leg. My dignified gray pussycat suffers from arthritis, and I hoped she found the heat from my body soothing. The other feline love of my life, Tinkerbell, was lying on my chest. She’d first gotten into the habit of acting like a lobster bib
back when Nick brought her home after finding her abandoned in a cardboard box, and she’d immediately taken over as top dog—er, cat. But now she was fully grown, big enough that I had to hold my journal high in the air to keep her orange fur from blocking the pages.
Lou, my Dalmatian, was stretched out at the end of the bed. He happened to be doing a terrific job of keeping my feet warm. Like Max, he bears a sad souvenir of his earlier life: He has only one eye. At the moment, he was dozing, making cute snorting noises that led me to suspect he was dreaming about chasing tennis balls.
The other two animals that were part of my family were downstairs in the kitchen. I could hear Prometheus, my blue-and-gold macaw, screeching, probably trying to bully Betty into bringing him an afternoon snack of an apple or some other treat. At least Leilani was quiet. Then again, most Jackson’s chameleons aren’t very noisy, even when someone takes them out of their tank. Usually they just stare, lazily blinking the eyes on the sides of their heads.
I couldn’t have been more content—or more relaxed. It helped that I was dressed in sweatpants and a white T-shirt with a picture of a Dalmatian and the words
Got spots?
My straight dark-blond hair, which usually hangs around my shoulders, was pulled back into a low ponytail.
As I perused an article about the relationship between canine hip dysplasia and body weight, I couldn’t resist glancing up every once in a while to
admire not only my menagerie but also the room that Nick and I were sharing. The large bedroom looked like the finished product from one of those home-design shows on TV. The walls were painted a serene shade of powder blue. In addition to the fairy-tale bed, the room was outfitted with lustrous wooden antiques, a beautifully crafted marble fireplace, and two huge windows that overlooked the back of the estate.
In fact, I was gazing out those very windows from bed, wondering if venturing out into the gray drizzle with Max and Lou would be exhilarating or simply uncomfortable, when I heard a soft knock. Glancing up, I saw Betty and Winston standing in the doorway.
Ordinarily, I would have assumed they’d stopped by to invite me for a cup of tea or a game of backgammon. But the distressed expressions on their faces told me this was no social call.
“What’s wrong?” I asked. I picked up Tinkerbell and, cradling her in one arm, began to extract myself from Max, Cat, and Lou.
From the serious look Betty shot Winston, I knew my first impression was correct: It was bad news that had brought them to my room.
“Jessica, Winston and I wondered if you could possibly help us with something,” Betty said.
“Of course,” I assured her. “Just name it.”
She cast her husband another wary look before saying, “I think I’d better sit down.”
An alarm sounded inside my head. I pulled myself over to the edge of the bed, stroking the velvety fur on Tink’s head. Betty plunked down on the opposite side,
wedging herself between Max and Lou, while Winston lowered his lanky frame into a cream-colored upholstered chair that was as elegant as it was comfortable. Cat was only too happy to stretch out smack in the middle of the mattress.
