Read Curtain for a Jester Online
Authors: Frances Lockridge
But after the arrival of Clyde Parsons, nothing really out of the way occurred for rather more than an hour. Then the scream of anguish came again from the foyer.
It was little noticed, this time. By some, indeed, it apparently was not heard. (Loquacity had become advanced; the scream had competition.) Pam and Jerry, who were dancing together for the first time, were only half conscious of the sound, although, as they circled, Pam saw Wilmotâhe was really very pink now, particularly at the back of the neckâgo toward the foyer. A moment later, his laughter roared and then, almost at once, he followed two people into the room.
Inside the door the two stopped and the hag put two slim hands up to a hideously unsightly face. But Wilmot was behind them, a hand between the shoulder blades of each, and the young man in rompers and short white socks, lollipop in hand, and the woman with a great hooked nose, coarse white hair streaming in disorder from beneath conical cap, were propelled into the room. The music did stop, then, and Wilmot raised his voice.
“Want everybody to meet these two,” Wilmot shouted, and shouted through laughter. “Baker the boy wonder. The bewitching Miss Evitts.” He stepped from behind them, and struck himself on the chest with both fists, and his laughter roared. “Seems they got the idea they were supposed to come as something,” he told everyone, and was helpless with mirth.
Baker (the boy wonder) was not. He had a pleasant, rounded face and, as he stood before the party, ridiculous as a chubby small boy, his face was very redâvery red and, possibly, very furious. The hand holding the lollipop seemed about to rise as if, absurdly, the lollipop might be a weapon. But then his free hand went out and around the shoulders of the woman.
She was a young woman, not the crone she seemed. The black witch's gown could not hide completely the youthful roundness of her body, although the enormous false nose and the lined grease paint burlesqued her face. And even at a distance, even with the man's arm on her shoulders, it seemed to Pam North that the woman's slender body trembled. Among those who looked at the two, someone laughed, a little hysterically.
“Mr. Wilmot,” Jerry North said, in Pam's ear, “is a first grade bastard.”
Pam said, “The poor things,” and moved out of Jerry's arms toward them, but after she had taken a step Jerry held her. “It'll only make it worse,” Jerry said. Perhaps he was right, she thought, and let herself be stopped.
The man in boy's clothing managed to laugh, then. He managed to say, “Guess the joke's on us, Mr. Wilmot,” in a tolerably controlled voice. “You took us in, all right.”
Wilmot laughed again at this, and slapped Baker on the shoulder. “That a boy,” Wilmot said. “Get yourselves something to drink. Get Frank to fix you up.”
The woman shook her grotesque head at first, but Baker's arm tightened on her shoulders. He bent and whispered to her and after a time she nodded. She went, then, apparently knowing her way, to a corridor at the end of the roomâa corridor, Pam had by then discovered, which led to bathrooms. Baker stood for a moment watching her, and then Pam did cross the few feet to himâmoved to him impulsively and got at first a blank look and then a slow, rueful smile.
“I think it was mean,” Pam North said.
“Well,” Baker said. “It's Mr. Wilmot. He told us it was a costume party, of course. Told us what to wear.” He smiled again. “We both work for him, you see,” he told her. “It'sâ” He stopped. Frank had appeared with a drink. Baker thanked the comic butler, took the glass with some apparent suspicion, sipped from it, started to put it down and looked at it again. “Oh,” he said. “One of those.” He sipped, his eyes on the far end of the room. Anger hardened his face again.
Jerry came up, wearing the expression of a man who thinks it time to go home, and began, “Don't you think, Pamâ” and stopped because Pam touched his arm. Miss Evitts came out of the distant corridor and toward them up the long room. She wore the witch's dress still, but conical cap, gray hair, hooked nose were gone. Baker's face changed; anger went out of it and a kind of warm pleasure came into it and, as she approached them, Miss Evitts smiled too. It was a gentle smile; it was also, Pam North thought, a hurt smile.
She could be hurt, Pam thoughtâshe could easily be hurt. There was gentleness in her face and sensitivity. Her hair, with the wig gone, was brownâa kind of gentle brown, Pam thought. Her eyes seemed very large. She flushed when she was introduced to the Norths. Her slender hands were busy with the stuff of the shapeless black dress. She was Martha Evitts. She was Mr. Wilmot's secretary. “He told us to wearâthese things.” She was not beautiful; perhaps she was not even pretty. She must, Pam thought, be in her quite late twenties; she might, at a guess, be two or three years older than Baker, who looked at her and seemed to see a beauty others did not see.
They're sweet, Pam thought, and Mr. Wilmot is all Jerry called him. In her own mind, which she did not pretend was especially innocent, Pam North thought of several adjectives which Jerry might have used to qualify a noun.
But at the same time, she qualified her earlier opinion of Byron Wilmot. She had thought him merelyâwell, underdone; thought him merely the doughy enlargement of a small boy who, on some long ago April Fool's Day, had persuaded other small boys to nibble at caramels made of laundry soap. But it appeared he was more formidable than that, and more possessed of malice. If Martha Evitts was in any danger of forgetting that she was a few years older than the man who so unguardedly loved her, Mr. Wilmot would see that the danger was lessened. She was aged crone; Baker was rompered child. It makes me a little sick, Pam thought, and turned to Jerry and said, “I think maybe we'd better beâ”
But then a woman cried out. It was not this time the recorded scream from the phonograph in the foyer. It was at once less agonizing and more real. The pretty, dark girl in the white dress stood in the center of the dance floor, and pointed toward a french door leading to the terrace and said a long “
Oh-h-h-h!
” as if she were scared out of her pretty wits.
Beyond the door there was a man. His hat was pulled down to hide his face. He held an automatic in his right hand. The gun was a black finger, pointing death.
II
Wednesday, 11:46 P.M. to Thursday, 2:40 A.M.
The man on the terrace, although he must have heard the cry, did not move. But there was no lack of movement in the big room. Movement was convulsive, jumbled together. Pam found herself in Jerry's hands, swirling as she was jerked behind him; Baker reached Martha Evitts and pulled her down to the floor; the gray-haired woman, at one moment dignified (and apparently a little sleepy) was the next on the floor, too, clutching at a chair, trying to pull it as a shield between her and the french door. A man shouted and began to run, dragging a woman with him andâ
It was all very confused, Pam thought, looking around Jerry. It was as if someone had suddenly poured hot water on an ant hill.
The lights, except for two lamps at the far end of the room, went out, but the music continued playing Cole Porter's “Little Rhumba Numbah.” In the semi-darkness, Jerry was brushed by someone hurrying and the Norths staggered momentarily.
The man on the terrace was only a shadow now, but he did not seem to have moved.
Wilmot went past them, running, and he held a revolver in each hand and then he was yelling, “Get down, everybody. Get down.”
But those who were not already down, merely looked at him, as if they did not understand what he was saying. People were not behaving very well, Pam thought, and spilled what remained in her highball glass on Jerry's trouser leg. Jerry jumped and said, “For God's sake, Pam, Iâ”
But now Mr. Wilmot, who had not got down himself, was in the center of the area set off for dancingâwas a large, but unmistakable shadow there, holding a weapon in either hand. He turned from side to side, looking for somethingâfor someone. Then he reached out, but not toward the man nearest him, and thrust one of the guns toward the man he selected.
“
Here!
” he said. “Take it, Artie. Got to get him beforeâ” He made a gesture with the gun, toward the terrace.
Arthur Monteath seemed to hesitate. Then he took the gun. Wilmot said something to him which Pam could not hear, and then gestured violently toward his right. Monteath said, “I think it'sâ” and did not finish, but went in the direction Wilmot had indicated, holding the gun ready.
“
Sit tight!
” Wilmot shouted. “
Everybody sit tight! We'll get him!
”
“But Jerry,” Pam said, “it's all soâ”
“Yes,” Jerry said, his voice low, an odd note in it. “I don't get it either.”
The shadow beyond the french door was no longer visible. The man had run for it, of course. He had got away, of course. This was all farce, this was the unbelievable burlesque chase of an early movie, this was Keystone Cops.
Wilmot was runningâalthough it was more of a trot than a runâtoward a french door at his left.
“Going to get him between them,” Jerry said. “I suppose that's what they're up to.”
“He won't be there,” Pam said. “Don't they know he won't be there? And anyway, if he's between them and everybody has a gunâdon't they know
anything?
”
The music stopped. In the silence, there was the sound of a door opening toward one end of the room. That would be Arthur Monteath. A moment later, another door opened, toward the opposite end of the room. That would be Wilmot, encircling.
“
Jerry!
” Pam said. “
They're crazy! Theyâ
”
“
There he goes
!” Wilmot shouted from the terrace. “
Get him, Artie! Stop, you, or I'llâ
”
There was a shot, then. It seemed loud enough to be in the room. Through the glass there was a flash, reddish in the semi-darkness. Almost simultaneously, there was a second report and a second instantaneous flash and then Wilmot shouted againâshouted, “
Stop, I tell you! You can'tâ
”
There was the sound of at least one man running and then the sound stopped. There was a moment of silence and then Wilmot spoke again. He did not shout; the excitement had gone out of his voice, and something else had taken its place. But he spoke loudly. They could hear him through the glass.
“My God, Artie,” Wilmot said. “You've killed the guy!”
Then the lights came on. Through the glass of the french doors the light flooded onto the terrace.
Wilmot was standing, his revolver lowered, over a figure lying on the terrace tiles. And, slowly, Monteath walked toward them, another revolver dangling in his hand.
Those in the room surged toward the terrace doors, then, jostled toward them. Wilmot looked up, as someone wrenched open the doors nearest him.
“All we wanted to doâ” he began, and then Monteath spoke. He did not speak loudly; his voice was low and hard, but it carried.
“You said they were blank loads, Wilmot,” Monteath said. “You saidâ”
Wilmot sat back on his heels and looked up at Monteath. Wilmot did not say anything. He reached down to the figure on the floor and then, for the first time, Pam North realized the figure was masked. Slowly, deliberately, Wilmot pulled off the mask.
The face was thin and white and for a moment Pam thought that the man who lay there was the thin, white youth Wilmot had called his nephew. But, in almost the same instant, she realized that she was wrong. The man on the terrace floor had red hair. Through one eyebrow ran a narrow scar. It wasn't Clyde Parsonsâit wasn't anybody she had seen before.
Arthur Monteath looked down for a long moment at the face of the man he had shot. Then he looked, with a strange concentration, at the face of Wilmot, who was looking up at him. And then two strange things happened, or Pam thought they did.
She could not be sure that Wilmot, just perceptibly, nodded to Monteath. But of the next thing, she could be sureâthey could all be sure.
Wilmot teetered back on his heels, caught himself with his hands, sat on the floor. And then Byron Wilmot laughed. Byron Wilmot roared with merriment.
It was shocking for only a moment. Then it was obvious. What was on the floor was only the replica of a man. The red on the shirt came from one of Wilmot's ingenious devices. Theâ
“Ho, ho, HO!” Wilmot laughed. “Ha-ha, ha-ha, WHOAH!”
Someone in the group who looked down at him laughed. But it was nervous laughter. Another tried to laugh, and then another. Wilmot laughed on.
Arthur Monteath did not laugh at all. He stood, rather rigid, and looked down at Wilmot and Wilmot, red of face, leaned back on his hands and laughed up at him. He seemed, Pam thought, to laugh for Monteath.
It lasted only a moment. Wilmot got to his feet then, and his laughter died away. After a moment he reached down and took the mannequin by the coat collar and dragged it into the room.
In the room, except for the face, it was merely a clothing dummy. But even in the light, the face was surprising. It was not a face well-shaped and meaningless, the conventional mask of a face. It was individualizedâa thin face, with slightly twisted lips. The wig which crowned the mannequinâand was now somewhat askewâwas a wig of red hair, unnaturally smooth, to be sure, but losing by that nothing of its incongruity. Clothing dummies just don't have red hair, Pamela North thought. Why would anybody go to the trouble?
“Lifelike, ain't he?” Wilmot said. He turned to Monteath, who had come into the doorway and stood looking down at the plastic face. “Hell, Artie,” Wilmot said. “Sure they were blanks. Think I want you banging away in my direction?” Monteath said nothing. “Hell, man,” Wilmot said, “you can take a joke, can't you?”
Monteath spoke then, after a further pause.
“Why yes, Wilmot,” he said. “I can take a joke.” He paused and looked again at the mannequin's face. “You did a very convincing job,” he said.