Dead Meat
Authors: William G. Tapply
A Brady Coyne Mystery
William G. Tapply
For Michael Fosburg
My thanks to Rick Boyer, my wife, Cindy, and Betsy Rapoport—once again—for their immeasurable contributions to this manuscript, and to my father, H. G. Tapply, for introducing me to loons and moose and landlocked salmon and the wilderness of Maine.
We saw a pair of moose horns on the shore, and I asked Joe if a moose had shed them; but he said there was a head attached to them, and I knew that they did not shed their heads more than once in their lives.
Henry David Thoreau
The Maine Woods
“E
VEN A BROKEN CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE
a day,” said Charlie. “Even a monkey chained to a typewriter—”
“Yeah, yeah. I know,” I said. “So I made a couple good guesses.”
“Sheer luck. Random chance. Anyhow,” he said, tapping the flat plastic box on the top of his desk, “through the wonders of modern technology, the unlimited resources of the United States government, and the expertise of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, I have here the piece of the puzzle that you’re missing. The piece that makes sense of it.”
“Well, hell, Charlie. You gonna make me grovel, or what?”
He leaned back and grinned at me. “Naw. Makes me sick to see a grown man grovel.”
“Then play the damn tape, will you?”
“Lunch. On you, right?”
“Sure, sure.”
“Jimmy’s?”
“Agreed.”
“Lobster.”
“Sure. Lobster. Whatever the hell you want.”
“Good. It’s done, then.” Charlie went to the cabinet and took out a tape recorder. He brought it back and placed it on the center of his desk.
“The one who sounds like he’s got throat cancer is Uncle Fish,” he said, threading the tape through the old-fashioned reel-to-reel recorder.
“Vincent Collucci,” I said.
“Himself. And the other guy is Joseph Malagudi.”
“The one they call Ceci?”
“Yep.”
“And he’s the button from Atlanta.”
Charlie smirked at me. “You’ve got the terms down pretty good, Counselor. Watching reruns of the
Godfather
flicks, huh? Yeah. Ceci Malagudi is the button from Atlanta. One of the best—or worst, depending on your point of view—on the East Coast. High up on everybody’s most-wanted list, especially after taking out a promising witness in Baltimore last spring. The law, as you know, is a bit intolerant of guys who shoot other guys in the back of the head with twenty-two-caliber pistols. Anyhow, this recording came from a tap the boys downstairs had on Collucci’s phone, all legal and everything. The call was made last April.”
“Before I went to Maine.”
“Right. Before you went salmon fishing and started to run into dead bodies.”
Charlie McDevitt’s office is high in the J.F.K. Federal Building in Boston’s Government Center. The single window looks out over a broad brick-paved plaza toward what used to be, in my youth, Scollay Square, where my buddies and I would catch the Saturday morning strip shows at the Old Howard before the ball game started over at Fenway Park. On this particular summer morning a hot breeze was coming in off the ocean, and through Charlie’s window I could see sharp-dressed ladies hurrying across the plaza, leaning into the wind, their flimsy skirts plastered against the fronts of their thighs, and I thought how it was a long way from Raven Lake, way up there in northwestern Maine, a few miles from the Canadian border.
“There,” said Charlie. “All set. Remember, now. That’s Collucci, at his modest mansion up there in Hamilton, hard by the Myopia Hunt Club. Fox hunting. Polo ponies. Tallyho. Just imagine Uncle Fish in jodhpurs. Anyway, the other one’s Malagudi. They failed to trace where he was calling from. Not that it especially matters.”
“Play the damn tape, Charlie.”
“Okay. Here goes.” He depressed a button. I heard static, then a click. Then a voice like sandpaper.
“Yeah?”
A hesitation. “This my uncle?”
“Yeah. Whosis?”
“Ceci.”
“Mr. M. Long time.” Collucci sounded as if he had his mouth full.
“I need someone to say a prayer for me.”
“Want some salvation, huh?”
“Salvation. Right.”
“Only Jesus saves, Mr. M.”
“Ain’t how I hear it.”
Collucci made a noncommittal grunt.
“How many angels it take for salvation, Uncle?”
“Fifty angels, Mr. M.”
“You still talkin’ to our lord, Uncle?”
Collucci burped. “I can arrange your salvation, Mr. M. Call back Friday.”
“With fifty angels, huh?”
“You need them fifty angels on your side, Mr. M.”
There was a click and then static. Charlie reached over and turned off the machine.
I sat back and lit a cigarette. Charlie smiled at me. “See what I mean?”
I nodded. “Yeah. That explains it, all right. Okay. Let’s go to lunch.”
“Jimmy’s, right? Lobster?”
“As promised.”
Charlie McDevitt’s tape recording gave me the final link in a chain of events that had begun on a warm noontime the previous June, when I walked from my office in Copley Square to meet a man near the duck pond in the Boston Public Garden.
T
HE VOICE BOOMED OVER
the phone, all the way from the pay phone in Greenville, Maine. “Brady, it’s Anthony Wheeler. How the hell are you?”
He was the only one who called himself Anthony. He was a boulder of a man, with a cavern for a chest and a great hard stomach and a bush of a black beard, only lately gone over to gray. So naturally everyone else called him Tiny.
Tiny Wheeler was an old-time Maine guide, half owner and manager of the Raven Lake Lodge up there in the wilds of the Pine Tree State, not far from the Canadian border.
Tiny liked to tell how he had once punched a black bear on the nose. “Sonofabuck was gnawing at my best paddle,” he said. “Gave him my best shot, and by God he went cross-eyed before he turned tail and ran.” No one really doubted the story.
“You didn’t dial me person-to-person collect to ask how I am,” I said. “I happen to be fine. So’s my ex-wife and two boys. What’s up, Tiny?”
“Salmon are bitin’ like snakes up here. Naturally made me think of you.”
“Naturally,” I said.
“Wonderin’ if you might enjoy a week or two up here on Raven Lake. Have Gib meet you at the seaplane dock in Greenville, fly you in. Old Woody’s available for guidin’. Bud Turner’s still the best cook north of Boston. Whaddya say?”
“I say what do you really want?”
“Aw, hey,” said Tiny. Then he chuckled. “Wouldn’t do no harm if you were to stop in on a fella named Seelye Smith in Portland on your way up.”
“Who’s this Smith?”
“Lawyer fella, like yourself. I just hired him to help out with a little problem. Would have asked you to take care of it, ’cept this Smith’s a Maine boy, specialist in Indian problems, and he was recommended.”
“So what do you want me to do, Tiny?”
I imagined his broad grin as he spoke into the phone, his gold incisor glittering from inside his gray beard. “Check out this fella. Make sure I didn’t hire me a wimp. While you’re at it, get a handle on my situation if you can. Then hike your tail up here and explain it to me.”
“What situation?” I swiveled around in my office chair to stare out at the Boston skyline. A helluva long way from Raven Lake, up there northwest of Moosehead Lake.
“Aw, it’s the damn Indians. They wanna buy me out.”
“So tell them to stuff it.”
“These are the Indians, Brady.” I heard Tiny sigh. “Smith’ll explain it to you. Okay? Check him out, get the dope for me, then get your ass up here and catch some salmon.”
“What’s Vern say about this?”
Vern Wheeler was Tiny’s older brother, half owner of the Raven Lake Lodge, one of Boston’s most prominent businessmen, and my client. Vern was the main brains of the Wheeler family. Tiny was the charm and the brawn. Tiny rarely did anything without Vern’s approval.
“I don’t want to bother Vern about this,” said Tiny after an instant’s hesitation. “I can handle it.”
“You ought to apprise Vern,” I said.
“You can do that for me.”
“You’ve got to tell me more, then.”
He sighed. “Okay, Counselor. It’s your dime. It goes like this. The Indians have offered to buy Raven Lake, lock, stock, and barrel. I have turned down their offer. Told them the place wasn’t for sale. They came back, threatened a suit. Claim the old burial ground entitles them to the place.”
“Burial ground?”
“Yeah. Up there where Harley’s Creek divides there’s a place we always called the burial ground. Local folks think it’s haunted. These Indians are saying that if we won’t deal with them, they’ll claim the place.”
“Can they do that?”
“Well, dammit, Coyne, that’s what I want to know, okay?”
“Have they actually filed suit?”
“Nope, Just threatened. What they really seem to want to do is dicker with me. I’ve told ’em nothin’ to dicker about.”
I hesitated. “They really biting like snakes, Tiny?”
“Swear to Christ. Best salmon fishin’ in years.”
“I’ll have to check it out with my boss.”
“Boss? You don’t have a boss, Brady. You’re your own boss.”
“You forget Julie.”
“She’s your secretary, ain’t she? The one who answered the phone?”
“Same difference,” I said.
The old man had chosen a bench with a view of both a formal garden of yellow roses and the duck pond. Behind him, George Washington, dressed in full Revolutionary War regalia and about twice life-size, sat astride his horse, which was frozen in mid-canter atop a big granite pedestal. A starling perched on the general’s left shoulder.
The Public Garden was at its lushest on this sunny afternoon in June. It looked as I imagined Frederick Law Olmsted must have visualized it when he designed it a hundred-odd years ago. The flower beds glowed in pastels and neons, weeded clean and freshly mulched. The lawns shimmered emerald green. The grand old willows and beeches and maples had leafed out thickly, grateful, it seemed, that this was a down year in the gypsy-moth cycle.
I stood beside General Washington, sniffing the mingled aromas of the flowers, the ocean, and the fresh-cut grass—that rare clean-air miracle created by the driving rain of the previous day and the purging easterly breeze that followed in its wake.
It was the kind of day I’d prefer to spend casting dry flies for brown trout on the Deerfield River rather than walking the streets of Boston. On the other hand, if I had to be in the city, there were worse places than the Boston Public Garden.
The old man on the bench wore a rumpled seersucker jacket and baggy chino pants. Thin strings of white hair hung over his ears and forehead. He hunched forward arthritically as he scattered popcorn to the flock of city pigeons that had gathered at his feet. They fluttered and flapped and scrambled over each other in their greed. The old man seemed to be studying their behavior.
