Authors: Derek Landy
enny sat in the interview room and tried not to fidget. He was mildly disappointed that there was no two-way mirror built into the wall, like he'd seen on cop shows. Maybe they only had two-way mirrors in America. In Ireland, the Guards probably didn't even have
one
-way mirrors.
The door to his right opened, and two people entered. The man was tall and thin, dressed in a dark blue suit of impeccable tailoring. He wore a hat like a 1940s private eye. He sat on the other side of the table and took the hat off. He had dark hair and high cheekbones. His eyes seemed to have trouble focusing. His skin looked waxy. He wore gloves.
His companion stood against the wall behind him. She was tall and pretty and dark-haired, but she couldn't have been more than sixteen years old. She was dressed in black trousers and a tight black jacket, zipped halfway up, made of some material Kenny didn't recognise. She didn't look at him.
“Hi.” The man's smile was bright. He had good teeth.
“Hi,” Kenny said.
The girl said nothing.
The man had a smooth voice, like velvet. “I'm Detective Inspector Me. Unusual name, I know. My family were incredibly narcissistic. I'm lucky I escaped with any degree of humility at all, to be honest, but then I've always managed to exceed expectations. You are Kenny Dunne, are you not?”
“I am.”
“Just a few questions for you, Mr Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny?”
“Sure,” Kenny said, slightly baffled.
“Thank you. Thank you very much. It's important you feel comfortable around me, Kenny. It's important we build up a level of trust. That way I'll catch you completely unprepared when I suddenly accuse you of murder.”
Kenny's eyebrows shot up. “What?”
“Oh dear,” said Inspector Me. “That wasn't supposed to happen for another few minutes.”
“I didn't kill Paul Lynch!”
“Could we go back to the nice feeling of trust we were building up?”
“Listen, I had arranged to meet him, I was going to interview him, but when I got there he was already dead.”
“You'd be surprised how often we hear the âhe was already dead' defence in our line of work. Or maybe you wouldn't, I don't know. The point is, Kenny, it's not looking good for you. Maybe if you tell us everything you know, we can persuade our colleagues to go easy on you.”
Kenny stared at the man, then looked over at the girl. “Who are you?”
She returned his look, raised an eyebrow, but didn't answer.
“She's here on work experience,” said Inspector Me. “Don't you worry about her, Kenny. You just worry about yourself. What was your relationship with the corpse?”
“Uh,” Kenny said, “I'm a journalist. He's someone I'd interviewed a few times.”
“About what?”
“It's⦠nothing. He is, or he
was
, a conspiracy nut, kind of.”
“Conspiracies? You mean like government cover-ups, that sort of thing?”
“No, not really. He was more⦔ Kenny sighed. “Listen, it's a long story.”
“I don't have anywhere else to be,” said Inspector Me, and glanced back at the girl. “Do you?”
“Yes, actually,” she said. “I have a christening to get to.”
“Oh,” said Me. “Of course.” He turned back to Kenny. “So maybe if you talk really fast, you can explain it to us.”
Kenny took a moment, deciding on the best way to avoid sounding like a lunatic. “Right,” he said. “For the past few years, I've been investigating some oddball stories. Nothing big, nothing major, but stories that get ignored because when you hear them, they sound insane. No newspaper is going to take this stuff seriously, so I can really only devote a small amount of time to them.
“It started when I did a piece on urban legends. You have all your usual stuff, modern myths and burgeoning folklore, some funny, some horrible, some creepy, everything you'd expect to hear. But I started hearing new ones.”
“Like what?”
“Just rumours, snippets of stories. Someone saw a gunfight where people threw fire. Someone saw a man leap over a building, or a woman just disappear.”
Inspector Me tilted his head. “So the modern urban legend is about superheroes?”
“That's what I was thinking, but now I'm not so sure. I've been hearing whispers about an entire subculture where this stuff goes on. Lynch said it's everywhere, if you know what to look for.”
“I see. And did Lynch claim to be such a superhero?”
“Lynch? No. God, no. I mean, he wasn't well, obviously. He had visions, he said. That's what he called them,
visions
. He'd had them since he was a teenager. They scared the hell out of him. He was sent to psychiatrist after psychiatrist, given pill after pill, but nothing worked. He'd describe these visions to me and they seemed so vivid, so real. He couldn't hold down a job, couldn't maintain a relationship⦠He ended up homeless, drinking too much, muttering away to himself in doorways.”
“And this,” Inspector Me said, “was your source?”
“I know he sounds unreliable.”
“Just a touch.”
“But I stuck at it, listened to what he was saying. Eventually, I learned how to separate the ramblings from the⦠well, the facts, I suppose.”
“What kinds of things did he see?” asked the girl.
Kenny frowned. He didn't really understand what gave a student on work experience the right to question him, but Inspector Me didn't object, so Kenny reluctantly answered. “He saw the apocalypse,” he said. “He saw a few of them, to be honest. The first one concerned these Dark Gods, the Faceless Ones, whatever he called them. Someone banished them eons ago, nobody knows who, and they've been trying to get back ever since. When he was seventeen, Lynch had a vision in which they returned. He saw millions dead. Cities levelled. He saw the world break apart. He kept having these visions, and every time it would be some new aspect, some new viewpoint from which to watch the world end. He was convinced we were all going to die one night, a little under three years ago. He said these things, these god-creatures, would emerge through a glowing yellow door between realities. Of course no one would listen to him. And then the night came when the world was going to end⦠and it didn't. And the visions stopped.”
“I love stories with a happy ending,” Inspector Me said.
“It wasn't over, not for Lynch. More visions came to him. He predicted the Insanity Virus, you know.”
“The last I heard it wasn't a virus,” said the girl. “It was a hallucinogen. They got the guys who did it.”
Kenny laughed. “You actually believe that?”
Inspector Me looked at him weirdly. “You don't?”
“It's all a little convenient, isn't it? As a Christmas prank, a radical group of anarchists drop a drug into the water supplies around the country â and then months later they come forward and admit to it? Anarchists, taking responsibility for their actions? That defeats the whole point of being an anarchist, doesn't it? Do you know when the trial is? Do you know which prison they're locked up in until it happens? Because I don't.”
Inspector Me sat back. “This sounds awfully like a conspiracy theory, Kenny. What do
you
think happened?”
“I don't know, but Lynch said it wasn't anarchists that did this. He said it was little slices of darkness, flying around and infecting people.”
To Kenny's surprise, neither the Inspector nor the girl smirked.
“Do you know how many people reported seeing strange things over those few days?” Kenny continued. “I've read dozens of reports. There was a nightclub in North County Dublin that was apparently swarmed by the things, but it wasn't even reported in the local paper.”
“Sounds like a bunch of people hallucinating to me,” said the girl.
“Lynch didn't think so. He had a vision of those things spreading out, infecting the world, making everyone do crazy things, kill each other, drop bombs⦔
“All right then,” said Me. “We have established that Lynch was psychologically disturbed, that he believed in a subculture of superheroes and evil gods. So why was he killed?”
Kenny blinked. “Uh, he was robbed, wasn't he?”
“Was he?”
“Wasn't he? That's what the⦠that's what the guy said, the Guard, the one who spoke to me. He said it looked like a mugging.”
“I see.”
Kenny frowned. “You think it's got something to do with his visions, don't you?”
“It's a possibility,” said Me.
“Why were you meeting him this morning?” the girl asked.
“I'm sorry,” said Kenny, “I don't mean to be rude, but why is she asking me questions? Why is she even here?”
“Work experience,” said Me.
“You accused me of
murder
. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into interview rooms with murder suspects?”
Me waved a hand. “Oh, I was only joking about that. I don't
really
think you murdered anyone. Unless you did, in which case I reserve the right to say that I knew it all along. But she asks a good question, Kenny. Why were you meeting him?”
“For the past few months, he'd been having new visions, of shadows coming alive, of people dropping dead. His latest apocalypse.”
“What did he say about it?”
“Why is this important?”
“Everything is important.”
“But it's not like he identified anyone. It's not like he heard any names in his visions. He saw someone in a black robe, that's it.”
“Male or female?”
“He couldn't say.”
“Did he happen to mention the Passage at all?”
Kenny looked at him. There was something about the Inspector's face that wasn't quite right. As soon as Kenny noticed it, he looked away. His mother had taught him it was not polite to stare.
“He didn't use that word,” Kenny said. “But I've heard it from others. How did you hear about it?”
“Who did you hear it from?” asked the girl.
“Others,” Kenny said irritably. “Three or four people, who had overheard it in pubs or alleyways or whatever. It sounds like the Rapture, to be honest.”
The girl frowned. “What's that?”
“The Rapture,” Inspector Me said, “is a Christian belief in which God will collect the faithful and deliver them into Heaven. â
And the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be raptured together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air.'
Those found unworthy will be left here on earth with the rest of the sinners.”
“The Passage sounds like that sort of deal,” Kenny said. “Mass salvation before the end of the world. Whether or not there's any kind of a god at work behind it, I don't know, but there usually is.”
“Did Lynch give any kind of a time frame?” Me asked.
“His visions were getting stronger and more frequent,” Kenny answered. “The way it worked in the past is that he'd have another six or seven days at this level of intensity, then the apocalypse wouldn't happen and he'd be able to relax again.”
“Seven days,” said Me.
“Or thereabouts, yeah. How did you hear about the Passage?”
“We're detectives,” said Me. “We detect things.”
“She's a detective as well, is she?”
“She's a detective-in-training.”
“Look, this is all very, very weird. Why are you focusing on rumours and urban legends? You haven't even asked me any normal questions.”
“Normal questions? Like what?”
“Like, I don't know, like if Lynch had any enemies.”
“
Did
Lynch have any enemies?”
“Well, not that I know of, no.”
“Then there really was no point in me asking that, was there? Unless you wanted to distract me. You didn't want to distract me, did you, Kenny?”
“No, that's notâ”
“Are you playing a game with me, Kenny?”
“I don't know what you'reâ”
Inspector Me leaned forward. “Did you kill him?”
“No!”
“It'd be OK if you did.”
Kenny recoiled, horrified. “How would
that
be OK?”
“Well,” Me said, “maybe not
OK
, but understandable. Perhaps he said something that annoyed you. We've all been there, haven't we?” He looked back at the girl. “Haven't we?”
“I've been there,” said the girl.
“We've all been there,” said Me, looking at Kenny again. “We know how it goes. He says something that annoys you, you get angry, all of a sudden he's lying dead and you're wondering where
did
the time go.”
“I didn't kill him! I didn't kill anyone!”
“Anyone? You mean there's more?”