Authors: M. M. Kaye
âYep. And fairly recently, I'd say.'
He clicked the magazine back into place and, laying the little gun on the dressing-table, thrust his hands into his pockets and stood looking down at her with a crease between his brows. She looked, he thought, very young and scared and helpless, and he wished that his head felt a bit clearer. He had an uncomfortable suspicion that he was about to become involved in something that he would regret, and that were he in full possession of his faculties he would collect his bathrobe and leave the room without loss of time. But he did not go. He picked up the empty tooth-glass instead, and having poured out a second and larger tot from the flask, swallowed it and felt better.
âNow,' said Mr Holden bracingly, drawing up a chair and disposing himself in comfort, âlet's get down to cases. Go ahead â tell me what's the trouble.'
Dany had not previously come into contact with anything stronger than cider cup, and four fingers of rye whisky were beginning to have their effect. The fact that Mr Holden was a stranger to her, and should therefore be treated with proper reserve, did not seem to be of the slightest importance. And anyway he knew her current step-father and was going to marry one of her mother's oldest friends, and perhaps he would be able to tell her what to do.
She said haltingly: âI â I don't know where to start.'
âTry starting at the beginning,' suggested Mr Holden sensibly.
Dany looked at the gun, and shivered again. She said: âI found this â the gun â in that drawer just now. Someone must have put it in there while I was at breakfast, or â some time. And I â know it's silly, but I suddenly wondered if it were
the
gun. The papers say it was a small automatic, and though I know it can't possibly be, I thought
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âHey, wait a minute,' intervened Mr Holden, pardonably confused. âWhat gun, and what papers? You'll have to do better than that, sister. My wits are not all that sharp this morning. And by the way, what's your name? I can't keep calling you “hey” or “you” or “whatsername”.'
âAshton. Dany Ashton.'
âDelighted to meet you, Miss Ashton. I'm Lash Holden, from
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âI know,' said Dany, cutting him short. âYou're going to
Kivulimi
too, aren't you?'
âWhat's that?' Lash sat bolt upright, and the movement appeared to be painful, for he screwed up his eyes and winced. âSay, do you know Tyson?'
âHe's my step-father.'
âWell, whatdoyouknow?' demanded Lash in pleased surprise. âThat makes us practically relations. My Pop is a life-long pal of the old reprobate. They used to infest the speakeasies back in the old days when the States were technically dry and Tyson was over on some lend-lease college course. Well, well! It is, if I may coin a phrase, a small world. Yep, I'm off to Zanzibar.'
âOn your honeymoon,' said Dany.
Mr Holden winced. âWho told you that?'
âLorraine. My mother. She said
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âThe wedding,' said Mr Holden, âis off. Let's not discuss it, if you don't mind.'
âOh,' said Dany confused. âI'm sorry.'
âI'm not. Merciful escape. T'hell with women! Say
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' He paused and frowned. âHaven't we wandered off the point some place? You were telling me something. Yeah; I remember now. That gun. Someone stowed it away among your nylons. Now why would anyone do that?'
âBecause of Mr Honeywood,' said Dany.
âMr Who?'
âHoneywood. I don't suppose you've seen the papers this morning, but he was murdered yesterday, and it says that the police want to â to interview a young woman who was seen leaving his house not very long before it happened. And that was me.'
â
You?
Now listen, kid â let's get this straight. Are you trying to tell me that you shot this guy?'
âNo!'
said Dany furiously. âOh, what's the good of telling you anything? Of course I didn't shoot him!'
âO.K., O.K.,' said Lash pacifically. âI just wanted to clear that point up before we went any further. What were you doing in this Honeywood's comb, I mean house?'
âHe's Mr Frost's solicitor â the Frosts live near there. Tyson wanted me to bring a letter out with me, and Lorraine, my mother, asked me to call in and fetch it; and I did. I fetched it yesterday morning at eleven o'clock â no, it must have been nearly twenty past, because the train was late; there was some fog about.'
âWell, go on. What happened?'
âNothing happened. We talked for a bit, and I left.'
âMeet anyone coming away?'
âNo. I passed a few people, of course, but I didn't pay much attention. There was a woman with a walking-stick and one with a puppy on a lead, and an African â or an Indian â anyway an Oriental of sorts, in a white â no, that was the dream. In a raincoat: one of those students. I can't remember any more. But it was rather misty, and I wasn't bothering.'
âAnd why are you bothering now?'
âBecause the papers say that the police think Mr Honeywood was â was murdered some time between eleven-thirty and twelve. And I was there until just after half-past eleven, and it seems that someone saw me leave.'
âThe murderer, you mean?'
âNo, of course not! He wouldn't have told the police. But someone told them; and â now someone else is trying to make it look as though I did it.'
âBaloney!' said Lash impatiently.
âIt isn't baloney! It isn't! It was that kind of gun. It said so in the papers. A â a little gun. An automatic. And that horrid thing there isn't mine. I've never even
seen
one before! But it was wrapped up in my scarf, and it wasn't there yesterday because I wore that scarf yesterday
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âO.K., sister!' said Lash. âI get you. Yes, it's quite a point. You think someone planted this on you, so that when the police came around asking questions it would be found right here in your room? Well you don't have to worry. It won't have your fingerprints on it, and
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Yes, by God, it will! Mine, too.
Hmm.
That's a fast one.'
He brooded for a few minutes, and then said abruptly: âKnow what I'd do if I were you? I'd drop that damned thing down the elevator shaft and think no more about it. The cops aren't likely to locate you before you get aboard the plane tomorrow, and once you're out of the country they can go ahead with tracing the guy who did the job. Simple.'
âBut suppose they do find me?' said Dany, twisting her hands together distressfully. âMr Honeywood may have told someone I was coming down. And I telephoned him. I was going down in the afternoon, but I wanted to go to a film, so I telephoned and asked him if I could come in the morning instead. They might trace the call because I telephoned from here. And â and I left a handkerchief in Mr Honeywood's office. It had my initials on it.'
âYou
what?
' said Mr Holden, unable to credit it. âYou're telling me that you actually pulled that corny old gag? Good grief!
Women!
'
âYou don't suppose I did it on purpose, do you?' retorted Dany hotly. âAnd anyway, how was I to know that this sort of â of awful thing was going to happen? How could
anyone
know? People oughtn't to keep valuable things in safes in their houses and then leave their safes open and â and
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' Her lips began to tremble.
âHey!' said Mr Holden, appalled. âDon't cry. I can handle anything else â well, almost anything else. But not tears. Not at this hour of the day, there's a good girl. Here, let me lend you a handkerchief â unmonogrammed!'
He handed one over, and Dany accepted it with a dismal sniff. âI'm sorry,' she apologized, blowing her nose. âIt was only because I'm so worried, and it's all so â so fantastic and impossible and horrid. Mr Honeywood being murdered, and then finding that gun wrapped up in one of my scarves, and â and not knowing what to do. What
am
I going to do?'
âNothing!' said Mr Holden firmly. âMasterly inactivity is my advice. It may be regrettably short on Public Spirit, but right now it looks like saving you a helluva headache. We'll make a nice tidy parcel of that gun, address it to Scotland Yard and drop it in the nearest post box. And you can spend your air trip in writing them a full account of your visit to this guy Honeycomb, and post it in Nairobi: allowing it to be supposed that you missed reading the newspapers today on account of one little thing and another. Not strictly truthful, but a labour-saving device if ever there was one. That should satisfy both your conscience and cops. O.K.?'
âO.K.,' agreed Dany with a breath of relief and a somewhat watery smile.
âGood,' said Mr Holden briskly. âThen that's fixed.'
He stood up, reached for the gun, and having carefully cleaned off all possible fingerprints with his handkerchief, wrapped it in the crumpled square of linen and stuffed it into his pocket.
âAnd now I'm afraid I must leave you. I have to go out gunning for a secretary-typist. Mine, believe it or not, has contracted mumps.
Mumps
â I ask you! There ought to be a law against it. See you at the airport, babe.'
He collected his dressing-gown and Asbestos, and departed.
Dany sighed and stood up. She still felt badly shaken, but at least she was no longer frightened, for Lash Holden's casual attitude towards the whole horrifying affair had reduced it to manageable proportions.
She was not, she assured herself, obstructing the course of justice by keeping silent. Any information that the gun might convey to the police would be theirs by tomorrow morning. And as far as the details of her visit to Mr Honeywood were concerned, she would tell them that too; but, as Lash Holden had sensibly suggested, by letter. Probably by the time they received it the murderer would have been caught; and if not, at least she would be with Lorraine and Tyson, who could support her story and deal adequately with the police.
Dany closed the drawer in which she had found the gun, and having repaired the ravages caused by tears and Mr Holden's handkerchief, reached for the lizard-skin bag. The unpleasant happenings of the morning had driven the day's programme out of her head, but she had made a list of the few things that she still had to buy, and she took it out of her bag and studied it.
Beach hat, sunsuit, something for air sickness? Ticket for matinee of
âSun in Your Eye'.
Book for journey?
That should not take long.
It was only when she was replacing the list that she noticed that something was missing from the bag. Surely there ought to be more in it? Money, cheque book, powder compact, lipstick, a crumpled face tissue, a pocket comb, a bunch of keys, a leather pocket-book containing tickets, reservations, permits and certificates, and
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With a sudden sickening sense of shock she realized that her passport was no longer there! The brand new passport that Aunt Harriet had impressed upon her that she must on no account let out of her keeping, and which she had carried about in the new lizard-skin bag for the last three days.
She hunted through the bag with desperate, shaking fingers, and finally emptied the entire contents on to the dressing-table. But there was no passport.
It must be there. It
must
be! thought Dany frantically. I couldn't have lost it. It's never been out of my sight, and it was there last thing last night â I saw it when I was checking the plane tickets.
The tickets!
Had those gone too?
She tore open the pocket-book with hands that were so unsteady that she could barely control them. But the tickets were still there. Everything else was there. And none of it was any use without a passport!
Dany dropped the pocket-book and began a frenzied search through the dressing-table drawers. But the action was purely a panic-stricken one, for she knew quite well that it had been in her bag when she had checked over all her various forms and tickets before turning out the light last night. She had taken the bag down with her to the dining-room at breakfast time, and it had never once been out of her sight except
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Dany straightened up suddenly and stood gripping the edge of the dressing-table. She had been locked out of her room for nearly three-quarters of an hour this morning, and during that time Lash Holden had entered it and turned all her things upside down for a practical joke. Had he taken her passport too, as part of it?
She gathered up the scattered contents of her bag in feverish haste, crammed them back into it, and ran out of the room and across the passage.
Mr Holden's door was shut and she hammered on it, terrified that he might already have left and that she might have to wait the best part of the day before catching him again. But Mr Holden was still at home.
The door opened and he regarded her with a trace of annoyance. âWhat, again? Not another lethal weapon, I trust? I've only just finished packing up the first one. Here it is.'
Dany said breathlessly: âDid you take my passport this morning? When you were ragging my room?'
âRag
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? Sorry; I no speaka-da English.'
âTurning it upside down. Did you? Because if you did I don't think it's in the least funny, and I want it back at once. How
could
you?'
Mr Holden stared, scowled, and then reaching out a hand and grasping her by one arm he jerked her into his room and shut the door behind her.
âSay, what goes on here? I don't get it. No, I have not taken your passport. And just when am I supposed to have roughed up your room?'
âThis morning. While I was waiting in here. It
must
have been you. It couldn't have been anyone else! You had the key and
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