Death of a Bovver Boy

ALSO BY LEO BRUCE

S
ERGEANT
B
EEF
S
ERIES

Case for Sergeant Beef

Case for Three Detectives

Case with 4 Clowns

Case with No Conclusion

Case Without a Corpse

C
AROLUS
D
EENE
S
ERIES

Dead Man's Shoes

Death at Hallows End

Death at St. Asprey's School

Death in Albert Park

Death in the Middle Watch

Death of a Commuter

Death on Allhallowe'en

Death with Blue Ribbon

Die All, Die Merrily

Furious Old Women

Jack on the Gallows Tree

Nothing Like Blood

Our Jubilee is Death

Such Is Death

C
OLLECTION OF
S
HORT
S
TORIES

Murder in Miniature

Copyright © 1974 by Leo Bruce

All rights reserved

First published in Great Britain in 1974 by

W. H. Allen

A Division of Howard & Wyndam Ltd.

44 Hill Street, London WIX 8LB

This edition published in 2014 by

Academy Chicago Publishers

An imprint of Chicago Review Press Incorporated

814 North Franklin Street

Chicago, Illinois 60610

ISBN 978-0-89733-733-5

Cover design: Joan Sommers Design

Printed in the United States of America

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The ugliest case which Carolus Deene ever chose to investigate was brought to his notice by his housekeeper Mrs Stick, a little woman whose aim had always been to keep Carolus away from ‘murders and such'. Perhaps she was not conscious of what she would be starting when she said primly one Sunday evening—‘Stick's very upset.' Carolus, who was accustomed to hearing somewhat enigmatic references to his housekeeper's husband, obligingly asked—‘What about?'

‘You'd better ask him,' said Mrs Stick. ‘I can't get a word out of him. It's something he's seen on the Boxley Road. He won't say what it is, but I daresay he'll tell you, being a man. All I know is, it's put him off his supper tonight and that means it's not to be laughed at. When Stick's off his food he
has
been upset and no mistake about it.'

‘I'll ask him about it in the morning,' promised Carolus, who was preparing to turn in.

But ten minutes later Mrs Stick returned to his study, her face flushed and her whole small being showing excitement which she could not repress.

‘I've got it out of him,' she said. ‘You can't wonder he didn't want to say anything about it. It's scarcely decent, not for a lady to hear.'

Carolus knew better than to interrupt.

‘Stick was walking back from the Three Thistles at Boxley this evening when a car came up behind him and almost knocked him into the hedge. I've told him a hundred times to walk facing the traffic if he must walk at all along the road at night, but he won't listen. The car didn't stop, of course, and there was Stick pushed right in the ditch or culvert or whatever they call it. He was just going to climb back on to the road when he saw this arm …'

‘Which arm?'

‘What I'm telling you about. It was an arm stretched out there, and when Stick stooped down and looked he saw the whole body lying in the ditch. But what upset him was that this fellow hadn't a stitch on. Can you imagine it?'

‘Not until you tell me which fellow.'

‘How do I know which fellow? Stick says he looked about seventeen but you couldn't really tell because he was stone dead. Been some time, Stick said, and his face covered with bruises.'

‘Did Stick recognize him?'

‘No. Well, he wouldn't, would he? I mean it might have been anyone. Might not have come from round here at all.'

‘What did Stick do?'

‘Do? What could he do? He looked round for something to cover the poor young fellow up. At least to make him a bit decent for anyone who came on him, like Stick had. All he could find was the
News
of
the People
which he had in the pocket of his overcoat meaning to have a read of it when he got home. So he put that over and came back here as fast as he could.'

‘He has not reported what he found?'

‘He was going to tell you as soon as he got his breath, you being interested in anything like that.'

‘Like what, Mrs Stick?'

‘Well, murders and that. I mean, what else could it be?'

‘An accident,' suggested Carolus not very convincingly.

‘What, with no clothes on?'

‘They could have been removed after death.'

‘I suppose they could have but it doesn't seem likely, does it?'

‘Suicide?'

‘I suppose it might be that, but who's going to kill himself with nothing on unless he was raving mad? No, Stick thinks he'd been murdered. That's why he was going to tell you about it.'

‘It will have to be reported,' said Carolus. ‘Will you ask Stick if he'll drive out with me and show me where it is?'

‘That's what he said he wanted to do. You know what Stick is. He'd rather you took charge of it than go running round to the police station and have them asking all sorts of questions.'

‘Very well. I'll get the car out,' said Carolus rising.

‘He'll wait for you out by the gate,' promised Mrs Stick.

Little was said as Carolus drove out in the direction of Boxley for Stick was a man of few words. He did say ‘I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw what it was,' but after that he kept silence till he told Carolus that ‘it must be about here' and Carolus pulled up.

‘It' was just there. Almost exactly where Stick had asked Carolus to stop. By the light of his powerful torch Carolus examined the body when Stick had removed the copy of the
News of the People
with
which he had covered it ‘to make the poor young fellow a bit decent' as Mrs Stick had explained.

The boy—Carolus judged him to be even younger than seventeen—lay in a peculiar hunched-up position.
Rigor mortis,
that stiffness so popular with crime writers, had produced a weird effect as though down there in the ditch he was sitting hunched on the pillion of an invisible motor-bike, his arms stretched out as though they had been clasped round the rider's waist. But as Mrs Stick had put it in a prim cliche he had ‘not a stitch on'. What was more there were patches and swellings on his face.

Carolus noticed another thing. Round each wrist was a ring of abrasions in the flesh as though he had been handcuffed or tied with rope. Since the two rings were similar, identical in fact, it would seem that the dead boy had been roped by the wrists. Almost instinctively Carolus looked down at the ankles and found similar rings of red rubbed flesh.

‘Looks as though he's had his hair cut,' remarked Stick and Carolus, having followed Stick's pointing finger agreed. But the job had not been done by a skilled barber. The dead boy had worn his hair long and probably since his death it had been roughly shorn.

Stick excelled himself. ‘Must have been done after he was dead,' he said. ‘Those that have long hair don't like parting with it. It's taken a long time to grow, you see, and they're proud of it. So I should say if I were asked…' He looked at Carolus as though he wanted encouragement … ‘that it had been done after he was dead and knew nothing about it.'

Carolus did not answer. He was looking down on the dead boy and his face was serious, even sad. Whatever the youngster was, whatever he had done to be
killed, he was a pitiful sight. He was at the very beginning of those years which are the best in most lives. And in the light of the torch his face had not the placid, sometimes rather beautiful expression of dead youth. He looked as though he had died in agony.

Perhaps Stick thought the same.

‘I'd like to know what killed him,' he remarked to Carolus.

‘So would I. And who. But we can leave that to the police. I've seen all I want to here. You'd better stay here to see that no one touches him while I drive back to the police station. It won't take me more than a quarter of an hour and the police will soon be out. You don't mind, Stick?'

‘I can't say I fancy it and the wife will get jumpy if I don't get home soon. But I see what you mean. We don't want anyone messing about with the evidence, do we? So you run along, sir, and I'll wait here.'

Carolus drove away. It was only a few months since he had admitted that his attempt to retire from his mastership at the Queen's School, Newminster, had been a failure and he had returned to the small Georgian house in the town which he had let on a short lease, foreseeing perhaps that he would need it again. He had, moreover, returned to the School on a part-time basis, giving history lessons to the senior students, but not as a full member of the staff. This had suited him admirably and the scheme had been welcomed by the Headmaster, Mr Gorringer, particularly as Carolus, who had large private means, asked that his salary should be paid to the school's Re-Building Fund.

The Sticks were delighted to be back in the house
in which they had looked after Carolus for nearly thirty years and all that had been wanting in Carolus's life had been one of those deathly puzzles, which more frivolous observers called whodunnits, to occupy his time and test his powers of deduction. And this Sunday evening it looked as though the need had been filled. He was, as he might have thought, At It Again and all set. At least he had been presented with a corpse. The rest, in his experience, would shortly follow.

He entered Newminster Police Station, regretting the days when John Moore had been the senior CID man in the place and they had worked together so successfully. John was now Detective Superintendent Moore of the Yard and there was a strange face behind the uniformed duty sergeant's desk.

‘Sergeant Patson, I believe,' said Carolus who had troubled to become informed about the Newminster Police.

‘That's right. What can I do for you?' said the sergeant curtly.

‘I've come to report a dead body.'

‘Have you now? Would your name be Deene by any chance? Yes? I've heard about you, Mr Deene. Is this one of your practical jokes?'

‘No. Nor any other kind of a joke. A boy of about sixteen is lying in the ditch beside the Boxley Road, naked and dead.'

Sergeant Patson no longer smiled.

‘I'm sorry,' he said. ‘You have a bit of a reputation for pulling our legs. I thought you were doing it this time.' He pulled a writing pad towards him. ‘Did you find the body yourself?'

‘No. My gardener did. He was walking home from Boxley when a car nearly pushed him in the ditch and
drove on. In the ditch was the dead boy.'

Patson was evidently quite serious when he asked, ‘Did he notice the number of the car?'