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Hamish made his way quickly back to the games, fending off the excited questions from Pat Constable.

John Morrison came running to meet him. ‘Have you gone mad?’

‘Look, John, I’ve got gun permits up to my ears. I felt I wass in danger. But I can hardly tell them I had a sixth sense that I was in danger.’

John broke open the rifle, sniffed the barrel, and unloaded it. ‘You’ve fired it.’

‘Do this for me and I’ll buy it,’ said Hamish, thinking miserably of his dwindling bank balance. ‘I’ll come over to Dingwall soon and pick it up.’

‘They’ll come down on me like a ton of bricks for having let you run off with a loaded rifle.’

‘I don’t think they will. Not if you say what I’m going to tell you to say . . . Please?’

‘Oh, all right.’

‘I want you to say that I was examining the deer rifle and you had just showed me how it loaded when I turned and saw the three men in the crowd. One of the men’s jackets blew open,
and I could see he had a gun. I guessed they had come for me. I wanted to avoid a shooting match in the middle of the games, and that is why I ran off.’

‘Where are you going now?’

‘Strathbane.’

‘Before you go, a cheque or credit card would be welcome. That’ll be five hundred and twenty-five pounds.’

At police headquarters in Strathbane, Hamish was told that there would be a full inquiry into his shooting of the two men.

He groaned inwardly. Three gunmen had come after him, and yet he was the one who was to be investigated. He had endured a grilling from Daviot and had been told to wait for further
questions.

He sat in the canteen and brooded over a cup of coffee, which tasted every bit as evil as the stuff he had at home.

He brightened up when Pat Constable came to join him. ‘I just heard you’ve got permission to go back to Lochdubh,’ she said. ‘But you’re to report back here in the
morning.’

‘I suppose our date’s off,’ said Hamish.

‘On the contrary. It’s only seven o’clock. I’m off duty. Let’s just go.’

Hamish began to relax over the meal. Pat was cheerful, undemanding company. Occasionally one of the locals would approach their table, eager for details of the shooting, but
Pat fended them off with, ‘Leave the man alone for now. He’s had a bad shock.’

‘The fact is, I haven’t,’ said Hamish. ‘It all seems like a dream now.’

‘You’ll probably suffer from a wee bit of delayed shock tomorrow,’ said Pat. ‘Let’s just go back to that nice police station of yours and go to bed.’

Hamish could hardly believe his ears. ‘Oh, you mean, it’s time I went to bed,’ he said cautiously.

She grinned cheekily. ‘No, I meant
we.
I’m propositioning you, Hamish Macbeth. We’re both single, and we’ve both had a hard day. We deserve some fun.’

‘Just like that.’

‘Why not?’

‘I don’t have . . . er . . . and Patel’s is closed.’

‘I have. Come into the twenty-first century, Hamish. Women don’t wait around to be asked any more.’

Back at the police station, while Pat used the bathroom, Hamish went into the police office. He looked thoughtfully at his answering machine. Then he unplugged it. He was not going to risk
either Priscilla or Elspeth phoning him and spoiling things. Would it all be as casual as it seemed? Or would she expect some sort of commitment?

The hell with it, he thought. He had been celibate long enough.

Freddie Ionedes sat on the bed in his cell and looked up at his lawyer, Simon Devize, otherwise known behind his back as Sleazy Simon.

‘I want that Macbeth dead,’ he said. ‘Tell Brandon.’

Brandon was his second in command.

‘Brandon is going to point out that six of our people are already in the slammer thanks to your vendetta,’ said Simon.

‘He’ll do as he’s told,’ growled Freddie. ‘Get on with it.’

Simon left the prison and got into his car and drove off. In his rear-view mirror, he saw a black BMW following him. When he considered he was safely clear of the prison, he stopped and got out.
The BMW stopped behind him.

Simon went up to it. The passenger window lowered, and Brandon stared at him. ‘Well?’

‘His orders are you’re to go after that highland policeman again.’

‘He’s mad. Look, I’m in charge now. Tell him okay on your next visit. Keep him happy. He’ll die in prison. Someone’s got to run the show. But between ourselves,
I’m not going to lose any more men. Got it?’

‘I’ve got it.’

Hamish slowly came awake. He felt a warm body next to his own and smiled sleepily, turned over, and threw an arm around his cat.

‘What the hell!’ He sat up in bed. The animals had been banished from the bedroom the night before.

There was a note on the pillow next to his own. He read, ‘Got to go on duty. See you later. Thanks for a great night. Love, Pat.’

Could it be as easy as that? he wondered. No demands to see him again. No waiting around until he woke to make him breakfast.

He stretched and yawned, looked at the clock, and let out a yelp of horror. It was ten o’clock in the morning.

He had a hurried shower and shave and put on his uniform and had just finished when the kitchen door opened and Jimmy Anderson strolled in.

‘Are they screaming for me?’ asked Hamish.

‘No, they’re too thrilled with the men you captured. They’re singing like canaries. Oh, what’s this note on the table? It says, “Got you some decent coffee. Love
and kisses, Pat.” Well, well, well. Would that be Pat Constable?’

Hamish flushed angrily and snatched the note. ‘No, Pat is a frisky old lady in the village that sometimes gives me wee presents.’

‘I should have known you wouldn’t be that lucky. Scotland Yard’s coming up again. Blair is ferreting around to see if he can take the credit for something.’

‘How are the two I shot?’

‘They’ll live. One clean shot through the arm on one, and one shot in the hip on the other. Blair tried to tell Daviot you were lucky. I pointed out you’d won shooting prizes
all over the Highlands.’

‘I hope it’s over and Freddie won’t send any more goons after me.’

‘With all the information pouring out of the three, I think Freddie’s going to find his empire is being wound up in a few weeks’ time. I don’t think you’ve anything
to worry about.’

‘I’d better get over to headquarters,’ said Hamish.

‘Take your time. Everyone’s trying to get a bit of the action and keep you out of it.’

Hamish followed Jimmy’s car over to Strathbane. All he could think of was seeing Pat again.

But as he drifted around the building that day, waiting to be interviewed again, he could not see her. By early evening, he was sitting in the canteen again, deciding to ask for permission to go
home, when Pat suddenly appeared. She gave him a kiss on the cheek. ‘How are you, lover boy?’

‘Great. Just about to ask permission to leave. No one seems to want to ask me any questions. I suppose I’d better enjoy it because when the inquiry comes along, I’ll have to
suffer hours of questioning. Are you off duty?’

‘Just finished.’

‘What about coming back with me?’

‘Can’t, Hamish. I’m nipping down to Inverness to see my boyfriend.’

Hamish looked at her in amazement. ‘Your boyfriend. Is it serious?’

‘We’ll probably get engaged. We’ve been looking at a few houses.’

‘Pat Constable, you are not only immoral but amoral.’

She threw him that cheeky grin of hers. ‘Grand, isn’t it?’ She gave him a smacking kiss on the mouth and trotted off.

Court cases over, evidence given, and a late spring smiling on the Highlands made Hamish feel that the bad days were over.

On one of his days off, he was lying in a deckchair in his front garden with his animals at his feet. Sometimes he thought of Elspeth and sometimes of Priscilla, but each time he banished the
thoughts as quickly as possible. He would settle for being a bachelor. He had even refused an invitation to dinner from that pretty policewoman, Pat Constable.

When Mary Gannon’s face loomed over the garden hedge, he felt a stab of irritation at having his lazy day interrupted.

He got to his feet. ‘Come round to the kitchen door and don’t lecture me. It’s my day off.’

When Mary entered the kitchen, she said placatingly, ‘It’s my day off as well. I thought I’d see how you were getting on.’

‘Fine. What about you?’

‘Not bad. I’m enjoying being in Inverness now. Not so many chauvinist pigs around.’

‘Tea? Coffee?’

‘Tea, please. Do you always keep that stove on? It’s warm today.’

‘I haven’t had a bath yet, and the back boiler heats the water. Saves a fortune on electricity bills. Did you see my new Land Rover? I’m right proud of it.’

‘Very fine.’

‘You know,’ said Hamish, lifting down the teapot from a cupboard, ‘I still feel silly being tricked by Gloria. How was I to know she’d slip Rohypnol in my
drink?’

‘Look at it this way,’ said Mary. ‘It was the last thing you would expect to happen to you in the north of snowbound Scotland. No one would have believed that Freddie Ionedes
would dare to show his face anywhere in the country. All that rubbish about we look after our own. Probably Crystal told him if he didn’t finish you off, she’d talk about that other
murder. As it was, of course, she did. Imagine! A Labour MP, Mr Sorley, man of the people, frequenting an expensive knocking shop like that? His wife was shattered.’

‘She didnae get a chance to tell the paper she was standing by her man,’ said Hamish cynically. ‘They aye do that.’

‘She’s not too badly off. She’s married again. What about you? Still single?’

‘Aye, and determined to stay that way.’

‘Did that reporter get married?’

‘I don’t know.’

Hamish filled the teapot and put mugs, sugar and milk on the table.

‘I could find out for you.’

‘Let it be.’

‘You know, I often wonder about that packet Mrs Gillespie left for Mrs Samson. I suppose we’ll never know what became of it now.’

In his bedroom in a suburb of Toronto, Robert Macgregor, a lanky teenager, was clearing out his room. His father had said he’d take his belt to him if the mess
hadn’t been cleared up by the time he got home.

Robert stacked old magazines and posters into rubbish bags. He fished under the bed and took out a supply of pornographic magazines to get rid of before his father arrived for the evening
inspection.

He opened one of them for a last look, and a packet fell out on the floor. He picked it up. He’d need to get rid of it. He remembered that last year he had been sent down to the mailbox to
collect the mail. There had only been this packet. He had tripped on the road back up the drive, and the packet had fallen in a puddle. Terrified of getting into a row, he had shoved the packet up
under his sweater and then had shoved it inside that magazine under his bed.

From the address on the back, he knew it was from his great-aunt in Scotland, Flora Samson. He opened it up to see if there was any money in it, but it was only letters and a few photographs.
There was a letter in spidery writing. It said, ‘My dear niece, I want you to keep this safe for me and post it back to me when I tell you to. Your loving aunt, Flora.’

He stuffed it into one of the rubbish bags. He remembered his mother had gone over for the funeral. His great-aunt was dead now, so it was probably not important anyway.

If you enjoyed
Death of a Maid,
read on for the first chapter of the next book in the
Hamish Macbeth
series . . .

The English who settle in the north of Scotland sometimes find they are not welcome. There is something in the Celtic character that delights in historical grudges. But the
exception to the norm was certainly Mrs Margaret Gentle. Gentle in name, gentle in nature, said everyone who came across her.

‘Now, there’s a real lady for you,’ they would murmur as she drifted along the waterfront of Lochdubh in the county of Sutherland, bestowing gracious smiles on anyone she
met.

Lavender was her favourite colour. And she wore hats! Dainty straws in summer and sensible felt in winter, and always gloves on her small hands.

No one knew her age, but she was considered to be much older than her looks because she had a son in his late forties and a daughter perhaps a year or two younger. She had silvery white hair,
blue eyes, and a small round face, carefully made up. Her small mouth was usually curved in the sort of half smile one sees on classical statues.

She had bought an old mock castle outside Braikie. It stood on the edge of the cliffs, a tall square building with two turrets. Mrs Gentle’s afternoon tea parties were in great demand. For
some reason, she preferred to shop in the village of Lochdubh which only boasted one general store and post office rather than favouring the selection of shops in Braikie.