Death Was the Other Woman
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Authors: Linda L. Richards
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Death Was the Other Woman
“With crackling dialogue, a tommy-gun plot, and bang-on authenticity,
Death Was the Other Woman
engrossed me in a terrific, compelling mystery. With memorable characters and settings, Richards manages to dig beneath the surface of Prohibition-era Los Angeles and give a sense of its historical context. A great read!”
âDaniel Kalla, author
of Pandemic
and
Blood Lies
“Sharp, vibrant, and crackling. One chapter in to Linda L. Richards's sparkling 1930s Los Angeles mystery,
Death Was the Other Woman,
and we'd follow her smart, resourceful, spirited heroine, Kitty Pangborn, down any dark alley, any mean street.”
âMegan Abbott, author of
The Song Is You
and
Queenpin
“Kitty Pangborn, the narrator of Linda Richards's winning new mystery,
Death Was the Other Woman,
is just what every underachieving, over-imbibing, minimally employed, and maximally hard-boiled PI needs: that is, a decent secretary . . .
Death Was the Other Woman
is a first-rate, rousing new take on the Southern California detective novel. Let's hope it's the beginning of a long series.”
âDylan Schaffer, author of
I Right the Wrongs
“Linda L. Richards can grab her readers better than a slap in the puss or a slug from a forty-five. She breathes new life into the L.A. noir genre with an array of fresh characters and stylishly seedy neon-lit dives. More important, she moves the gritty crime genre on in the form of Kitty Pangborn, a well-brought-up young lady who gets a crash course in the dark underbelly of the City of Angels. She may be a long-suffering PA to a less-than-successful PI, but Kitty is no kitten. She's the broad with the brains, and readers will be left clamoring for more.”
âBrendan Foley, author of
Under the Wire
and
director of
The Riddle
DEATH WAS
THE OTHER WOMAN
ALSO BY LINDA L. RICHARDS
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This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously.
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DEATH WAS THE OTHER WOMAN
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2007 by Linda L. Richards. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews. For information, address St. Martins Press, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Richards, Linda, 1960-
   Death was the other woman I Linda L. Richards.â1st ed.
         p. cm.
   ISBN-13: 978-0-312-37770-0
   ISBN-10: 0-312-37770-3
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DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF MY FATHER
,
KARL HUBER
,
WHO TAUGHT ME ABOUT ZOOT SUITS
,
AND SO MUCH MORE
You begin with a hint of something; a whisper, maybe even a dream. You toss it up ever so lightly to see if the wind fills it with life. And if you're lucky and your timing is right, others will step up and stand in and offer bits of themselves to this thing you are creating. At this point, some of “I” becomes “we” and you have to look around and give thanks where they're due. And here I am.
Peter Joseph is the editor authors dream about: everything he touches ends up better than it was. Thank you, Peter.
Amy Moore-Benson is more than my agent; Amy is cheerleader, friend, and a force of nature. It's lovely to have her in my corner.
My partner David Middleton is generous with his time, advice, and prodigious knowledge of
everything.
Always. My son, the actor Michael Karl Richards, continues to push me to my creative best. He will not accept anything less of either of us. My brother Peter Huber offers unflinching, unblinking, unwavering support. I've said it before but will say it again here: most women consider themselves lucky to have a strong, sensitive, caring man in their lives. I'm more than lucky, I have three.
Thank you to Michele Denis, Andrew Heard, Carolyn Withers-Heard, Laura-Jean Kelly, Jackie Leidl, Patricia McLean, Betty Middleton, Linda Murray, Debbie Warmerdam, and Carrie Wheeler. Your input and support keep me going; warms my heart.
Thanks to the Los Angeles Conservancy (
www.laconservancy.org
) for struggling to save representative bits of the city's rich and beautiful history. There are only vestiges of Kitty Pangborn's Los Angeles left in the twenty-first century. I can't imagine a modern city whose physical history is more threatened. This is partly due to the fact that L.A. is such a young city, and her periods of growth have often been dramatic to the point of violence. All that paving of Paradise. The Los Angeles Conservancy is the largest member-based organization for historic preservation in the United States. Not only have they been able to establish a solid long-term plan, saving several important landmarks along the way, they also do an admirable job of bringing the past to life for modern Angelenos.
HE'S DRESSED WELL
, the dying man. Sharply, one would say. He's wearing a good suit. Dark, and of a wool so fine it would feel soft to the touch. The suit has a pale pinstripe; it's barely discernible. And he's wearing the suit wellâhe wore it wellâexcept for the dying part.
He's standing there, his lifeblood draining from him, the look on his face showing surprise as much as horror. He hadn't planned on dying today. Had, in fact, planned on being the one doing the killing. Killing is part of his job. Not dying. There's not enough money in L.A.âor the world for that matterâto get a man to give up his life as easily as that.
The man is standing. I can see him as clearly as if I were there, though of course I was not. But I understand things now. Things I had no hope of understanding at the time. I can re-create them in my mind and know what the details mean.
His hat is fashionable, well shaped, well made, and for the moment, it's worn at a good angle. His features are as well cut as his suit. Dark like the suit as well. He'd be handsome if he weren't presently concerned about the end he can see so clearly.
Another man is there, similarly dressed, but the look on his face is different. No surprise. No pain. He's in control. He's always in control. The gun in his hand tells that story.
The woman is barely in the room, but she doesn't look away. That shocks me somehow. She shouldn't watch. Why would she watch? What profit will her witness bring?
She's exquisite. That shocks me as well. Her shoulders are broad and smooth. Her legs long and well defined. Her hair, her features, soft and lovely. And the look on her face . . . that shocks me most of all. Not pleasure, no. But not distress either. To her, this scene is correct. The only proper conclusion to a story she helped write.
But all of this is later. Much later. It makes sense to me now. But then? Not then. At the time I found him, it made no sense at all.
DEX IS TALL AND DREAMY
. Oh, sure, he's a mook, but he's the kind of mook that can heat a girl's socks, if you follow my drift. The kind that can get your lipstick melting.
It's never going to happen for me and Dex. Most days I don't really want it to anyway. Dex is my boss, first and foremost. The work is easy, and most weeks Dex remembers to cut me a check. That's important; a girl's gotta eat. And there are worse ways to make a living. A lot worse.
Take Rita Heppelwaite, for instance. I had her figured before she even settled down in the chair across from my desk. It's just a little space, and when no one is listening Dex and I call it our waiting room. It's a joke because Dex isn't the busiest P.I. in L.A., and that's no understatement. And anyway, to be a waiting room it would have to be a room, and that little space between my desk and the door to the office is more like a steamer trunk without all the legroom.
So Rita Heppelwaite breezes into the office nice as you please, the scent of violets following her like a mob. She looks haughty, like she thinks I don't know what she does for a living. Like Dex hadn't already spilled his guts about everything he knows. Though to be honest, at that point he didn't know much.
Rita, Dex had told me, was a “lady of the night,” which was his attempt at polite talk “in front of the kid”âwhich is meâ for saying that what Rita does for a living, she does on her back. From the looks of her, she probably gets paid a damned sight better than I do. Probably doesn't have to answer the phone or bring coffee either.
The first thing I notice is her coat. It's a pretty hard thing not to notice. Even in October, Los Angeles just doesn't get that kind of cold, so a fur coat hits you right off. And this was one you'd mark in any room, at any time of the year. Anywhere. Black lamb's wool, all curly and fine, and a jaunty little hat to match, perched on her head just so. I wouldn't have hated her just for the coat though. I've never been a girl who dreamed about furs.
There were other reasons to hate her. The dark red hair that poured over her shoulders, for starters. Dusky flames that seemed to make her lips even redder. Her eyes were the color of the ocean at midnight. A green so dark you'd swear it was black until the light shifted; then you had to look again. She was beautiful enough that you might have taken her for a movie star. Until you looked into those eyes. Then you saw something else.
“Mr. Theroux will be with you in a moment,” I told her, when she showed up five minutes ahead of their appointment. “Please have a seat and I'll let him know you're here.”
She settled into the “waiting room” chair so meekly, I should have suspected a trick, but I just didn't see it coming. Who would have thought anyone in heels that high could be so quiet?
So when I opened Dex's door to let myself in, I didn't expect her to follow right behind me, catching Dex kicked back in his chair before he could stuff the sports pages and his usual glass of whiskey into the top drawer of his desk.
I expected a curt word from him. Dex doesn't like it when clients barge into his office before I have a chance to announce them. He says it's unseemly. And I mostly agree. I like it when my paychecks aren't made of rubber, and I've discovered that the best way to avoid that is to do everything I can to keep Dex's clients from running in the other direction when they first get a load of him.
Like I said, Dex is kind of dreamy. But the way I figure it, seeing a detective hitting the sauce before noon and greeting you with bleary eyes and not a lot of other customers lined up in front of you isn't the most inspiring thing in the world. There's gotten to be a lot of detectives in the city. Most of them better at it than my boss.
So I expected Dex to bawl me out for letting this broad sail into his office like nobody's business. But one look at his face gawping at Rita Heppelwaite told me that wasn't going to happen. I glanced back at her to see what he was seeing, and I understood.
She stood framed in the doorway, doing her best damsel-in-distress. Her coat was open, and the dress beneath it was as red and tight as the skin on an apple. Did she practice all that bosom heaving in front of a mirror? I figured she'd have to. If I tried a stunt like that, I'd look like I had just run a block to catch a bus. And the sight of me wouldn't cause Dex Theroux's jaw to go all slack and his eyes to lose focus either. As things were, I wanted to cross the room and slap some sense into him. What kind of client, I wondered, would want to hire a detective who looked at her the way a dog looks at meat?
I didn't slap him though. Instead I just said, “Let me know if you need anything, Boss.” Then I breezed past Rita, who was now leaving the doorway and taking a seat, uninvited, in front of Dex's desk.
As I closed the door, I heard her say, “Thank you for seeing me on such short notice, Mr. Theroux.” A smoky voice, filled with experience and promise. A combination that startled. And another reason to hate her.
The time seemed to pass real slow while Miss Heppelwaite had her meeting with Dex. I think the phone rang a few timesâ bill collectors who I politely told that Dex was out of town on a job.
I remembered to shove a blank piece of paper into the typewriter and make a lot of clacking every once in a while. Dex asked me to do that when he's with a potential client. He figures that because you can hear the echo of the clacking in his office even with the door closed, a new client will realize how busy and important he is and cough up the required dough more easily.
Actually, what Dex asked me to do while he's with a new client was, “Be sure to catch up on the typing.” But really? There's never anything to catch up on. It's not like there's much to type even when he's on a case. And when he's not? What would I type? Some ode to rye whiskey that my boss mumbles when he's dancing with the sauce? I don't think so. So I mostly clack pointlessly. It gets the job done.
I was happily clacking when half an hour or so later, Dex escorted Rita Heppelwaite out of the office. That was my first clue that the meeting had gone well. When Dex actually escorts a client past my desk, it means some cash has been choked up for him, or promised for the immediate future. But if potential clients come out in a huff and slam the door behind them, it means I might have to wait for my paycheck. So I was glad to see Dex escorting the Heppelwaite dame, even though it meant I got an extra look at her apple-skin-tight dress while she dragged her fur coat behind her and batted her eyes up at my boss.
I closed my brain to the scent of violets and kept clacking.
“Well, whaddaya think of that?” Dex sauntered up to my desk once the office door closed and we could hear the tapping of Rita's heels receding down the hallway toward the elevator. Dex plunked himself on the corner of my desk, balanced himself on his behind, and crossed his long legs at the ankles.
“That coat looks hot,” I said dryly, without looking up, leaving it to Dex to figure out if I meant Rita's fur looked stolen or was too warm for the day. Either way, he would get the idea it wasn't a compliment.
I was still clacking away, by now with a bit of venom. And more pointlessly than ever. It's not like there were any clients in the office that Dex needed to impress.
“Heh-heh.” His laugh had a lecherous sound that I figured I understood. I was wrong. “Look what she gave me.” He spread the cash between my eyes and the typewriter, a nice big fan of green. I stopped typing. Dex was holding out a couple of twenties, three sawbucks, a fin, and a mitt full of singles, all so bright and unlined thatâif her manicure hadn't been so perfectâI would have suspected the Heppelwaite broad had made them in her garage that morning.
“That's gotta be like, what? Eighty bucks?” I said, surprised. “What for?”
“Eighty-three,” he corrected. “It's my retainer,” Dex said smugly.
“I figured that part, wise guy. I mean, you know, for how long? And for what?”
“I told her my daily rate was twenty-five bucks.” I issued forth an appreciative whistle and flushed when Dex grinned at me approvingly. “Plus expenses. You know.”
I nodded. “Sure. What's she want you to do?”
“You could probably guess, kiddo. She's got a boyfriend. . . .”
I rolled my eyes at the euphemism. Dex caught it and grinned again.
“Well, what else would you call it? Anyway, she's afraid the boyfriend is stepping out. She wants me to follow him for a few days and give her a report.”
“The usual stuff.”
Dex smiled and stretched, then eased himself off my desk. “Precisely, my dear. The usual stuff. So I'll need a new bottle of Jack and a good car. Can you make that happen?”
“Can't you just take a Red Car?” I asked, knowing full well that managing a tail from a streetcar was asking a bit much. And if I hadn't known, Dex's look would have set me straight.
“Let me know when the car is ready to roll,” he said. “Meanwhile, I've got some paperwork to do in my office.”
Paperwork, I thought, when Dex's door closed behind him.
That would be his version of pointless clacking. And what it really meant was the heel of the bottle of bourbon in his officeâ now that he had some loot, he wouldn't need to hoard his stashâand maybe forty winks while I got things ready.
I groused a little about the car, but only to myself. We'd been a while between clients, and I always thought about expenses, even if Dex seldom did. Still, as soon as the door clicked shut, I got on the blower.
“Hey, Mustard,” I said, when he answered the phone. “Dex just bought a case. He needs a decent heap for a tail.”
I've known Mustard as long as I've known Dex, which is to say about two years. Word is, they were in the army together, though neither of them has told me so. The other thing no one has told me is why he's called Mustard. Is it his name? I mean, it
could
be. I think “Mustard” can be a name. What confuses me is that his hair is a sort of dirty ginger color. When pressed, I think you could say his hair is the color of mustard.
And Mustard smokes a lot of cigarettes. In fact, he smokes them end to end. As a result, the index and middle finger of his left hand areâyou guessed itâmostly the color of mustard. And I've never actually seen him eat, but it may well be that he just loves the condiment so much that he puts it on everything.
I do know that Mustard is as sunny as Dex is dour. Dex calls Mustard a fixer. I'm not entirely sure what he fixes, though I suspect it has something to do with horses and dogs and maybe bootleg whiskey. For Dex though, Mustard fixes everything. Like today, Dex needed a car, so Mustard was the man to call. He'd fix it.
“Couldn't convince him to do it in a Red Car, eh?” I could hear the laughter in Mustard's voice. He knows all about the back-and-forth Dex and I do about spending money.
“It's for a
tail,
Mustard. He needs a car.”
“OK. Sure,” he said, humoring me. “You want me to have it dropped by the office, or will Dex swing over and pick it up?”
I considered briefly. Having it dropped off would mean an extra charge. However, considering the amount of whiskey Dex had already consumed on this cold but sunny morning, plus the amount he was now consuming in celebration of getting another job, I figured I'd better have the car dropped off. No sense in taking the chance of Dex getting waylaid on the way to the garage.
“Have it dropped off, please. And if it wouldn't be too much trouble, it would be great if there was a new bottle of Jack Daniel's on the passenger seat.”
Mustard didn't bother hiding the laugh this timeâhe knew what all of that meantâbut he promised the car would be waiting downstairs by midafternoon.
Now understand, my boss isn't just a pointless lush. As much as I watch out for him and sometimes even baby him, he can be a capable guy, though he has some very real challenges.
Like a lot of boys, Dex went off to war when he was eighteen. The Great One. Unlike a lot of those boys though, Dex came back. There's something in that combination that's made him not right. Something that's damaged him, like a shiny Ford that's been fixed after a fender bender. It might look OK on the outside, but it never works in quite the same way again.
For a while after the War he went back to Canada, to the small town on the Ontario border where he's from. Things didn't work out at home, so he slid over to Buffalo, where he got a job as some kind of deputy. He's never told me the whole story, but I've been piecing things together. Things between him and Mustard. Things I hear when Dex is on the phone. Even things he tells me when he's been into the sauce and is waiting for a job. He talks at times like those, but he talks in half thoughts, as though to himself. I have to put two and two together then. It's possible that sometimes I come up with six.
From being in the War, Dex knew how to handle a gun, knew how to use it on a man. He knew how to wait real quiet for a long time in order to get a job done. And he knewâand this part is importantâhe knew how to stay alive. Police work seemed like the only kind of thing he could do. Somehowâand I don't really know howâthat didn't work out. So he came out to L.A. at the same time a lot of other people were coming here, and he hung up his shingle: Dexter J. Theroux, Private Investigator.
A little over two years ago he caught a big case that, as near as I can figure, he concluded quickly and almost by accident. But that led to a lot of work, which led him to hire me to answer his phones and do his paperwork. And we've been getting along pretty well ever since.
About half past three, Mustard's guy showed up with the heap. The kid gave me the keys and smiled on his way out the door when I tipped him a quarter.
I poked my head into the office after the kid had gone. “Your car's ready,” I said. Dex was sitting behind his desk, not even pretending to read the newspaper. His expression was morose, and the glass on his desk was empty but for the ice I'd picked up for him on my way to the office in the morning. Disappointment on the rocks.
