Delphi Complete Works of Anton Chekhov (Illustrated) (382 page)

TIHON. Where did you get the axe from?

MERIK. Stole it.... Stole it, and now I’ve got to fuss over it like a child with a new toy; I don’t like to throw it away, and I’ve nowhere to put it. Like a beastly wife.... Yes....
[Covering himself over]
Devils aren’t like that, brother.

FEDYA.
[Uncovering his head]
What are they like?

MERIK. Like steam, like air.... Just blow into the air.
[Blows]
They’re like that, you can’t see them.

A VOICE FROM THE CORNER. You can see them if you sit under a harrow.

MERIK. I’ve tried, but I didn’t see any.... Old women’s tales, and silly old men’s, too.... You won’t see a devil or a ghost or a corpse.... Our eyes weren’t made so that we could see everything.... When I was a boy, I used to walk in the woods at night on purpose to see the demon of the woods.... I’d shout and shout, and there might be some spirit, I’d call for the demon of the woods and not blink my eyes: I’d see all sorts of little things moving about, but no demon. I used to go and walk about the churchyards at night, I wanted to see the ghosts — but the women lie. I saw all sorts of animals, but anything awful — not a sign. Our eyes weren’t...

THE VOICE FROM THE CORNER. Never mind, it does happen that you do see.... In our village a man was gutting a wild boar... he was separating the tripe when... something jumped out at him!

SAVVA.
[Raising himself]
Little children, don’t talk about these unclean things! It’s a sin, dears!

MERIK. Aaa... greybeard! You skeleton!
[Laughs]
You needn’t go to the churchyard to see ghosts, when they get up from under the floor to give advice to their relations.... A sin!... Don’t you teach people your silly notions! You’re an ignorant lot of people living in darkness....
[Lights his pipe]
My father was peasant and used to be fond of teaching people. One night he stole a sack of apples from the village priest, and he brings them along and tells us, “Look, children, mind you don’t eat any apples before Easter, it’s a sin.” You’re like that.... You don’t know what a devil is, but you go calling people devils.... Take this crooked old woman, for instance.
[Points to EFIMOVNA]
She sees an enemy in me, but is her time, for some woman’s nonsense or other, she’s given her soul to the devil five times.

EFIMOVNA. Hoo, hoo, hoo.... Gracious heavens!
[Covers her face]
Little Savva!

TIHON. What are you frightening them for? A great pleasure!
[The door slams in the wind]
Lord Jesus.... The wind, the wind!

MERIK.
[Stretching himself]
Eh, to show my strength!
[The door slams again]
If I could only measure myself against the wind! Shall I tear the door down, or suppose I tear up the inn by the roots!
[Gets up and lies down again]
How dull!

NAZAROVNA. You’d better pray, you heathen! Why are you so restless?

EFIMOVNA. Don’t speak to him, leave him alone! He’s looking at us again.
[To MERIK]
Don’t look at us, evil man! Your eyes are like the eyes of a devil before cockcrow!

SAVVA. Let him look, pilgrims! You pray, and his eyes won’t do you any harm.

BORTSOV. No, I can’t. It’s too much for my strength!
[Goes up to the counter]
Listen, Tihon, I ask you for the last time.... Just half a glass!

TIHON.
[Shakes his head]
The money!

BORTSOV. My God, haven’t I told you! I’ve drunk it all! Where am I to get it? And you won’t go broke even if you do let me have a drop of vodka on tick. A glass of it only costs you two copecks, and it will save me from suffering! I am suffering! Understand! I’m in misery, I’m suffering!

TIHON. Go and tell that to someone else, not to me.... Go and ask the Orthodox, perhaps they’ll give you some for Christ’s sake, if they feel like it, but I’ll only give bread for Christ’s sake.

BORTSOV. You can rob those wretches yourself, I shan’t.... I won’t do it! I won’t! Understand? [Hits the bar-counter with his fist] I won’t.
[A pause.]
Hm... just wait....
[Turns to the pilgrim women]
It’s an idea, all the same, Orthodox ones! Spare five copecks! My inside asks for it. I’m ill!

FEDYA. Oh, you swindler, with your “spare five copecks.” Won’t you have some water?

BORTSOV. How I am degrading myself! I don’t want it! I don’t want anything! I was joking!

MERIK. You won’t get it out of him, sir.... He’s a famous skinflint.... Wait, I’ve got a five-copeck piece somewhere.... We’ll have a glass between us — half each
[Searches in his pockets]
The devil... it’s lost somewhere.... Thought I heard it tinkling just now in my pocket.... No; no, it isn’t there, brother, it’s your luck!
[A pause.]

BORTSOV. But if I can’t drink, I’ll commit a crime or I’ll kill myself.... What shall I do, my God!
[Looks through the door]
Shall I go out, then? Out into this darkness, wherever my feet take me....

MERIK. Why don’t you give him a sermon, you pilgrims? And you, Tihon, why don’t you drive him out? He hasn’t paid you for his night’s accommodation. Chuck him out! Eh, the people are cruel nowadays. There’s no gentleness or kindness in them.... A savage people! A man is drowning and they shout to him: “Hurry up and drown, we’ve got no time to look at you; we’ve got to go to work.” As to throwing him a rope — there’s no worry about that.... A rope would cost money.

SAVVA. Don’t talk, kind man!

MERIK. Quiet, old wolf! You’re a savage race! Herods! Sellers of your souls!
[To TIHON]
Come here, take off my boots! Look sharp now!

TIHON. Eh, he’s let himself go I
[Laughs]
Awful, isn’t it.

MERIK. Go on, do as you’re told! Quick now!
[Pause]
Do you hear me, or don’t you? Am I talking to you or the wall?
[Stands up]

TIHON. Well... give over.

MERIK. I want you, you fleecer, to take the boots off me, a poor tramp.

TIHON. Well, well... don’t get excited. Here have a glass.... Have a drink, now!

MERIK. People, what do I want? Do I want him to stand me vodka, or to take off my boots? Didn’t I say it properly?
[To TIHON]
Didn’t you hear me rightly? I’ll wait a moment, perhaps you’ll hear me then.

[There is excitement among the pilgrims and tramps, who half-raise themselves in order to look at TIHON and MERIK. They wait in silence.]

TIHON. The devil brought you here!
[Comes out from behind the bar]
What a gentleman! Come on now. [Takes off MERIK’S boots] You child of Cain...

MERIK. That’s right. Put them side by side.... Like that... you can go now!

TIHON. [Returns to the bar-counter] You’re too fond of being clever. You do it again and I’ll turn you out of the inn! Yes! [To BORTSOV, who is approaching] You, again?

BORTSOV. Look here, suppose I give you something made of gold.... I will give it to you.

TIHON. What are you shaking for? Talk sense!

BORTSOV. It may be mean and wicked on my part, but what am I to do? I’m doing this wicked thing, not reckoning on what’s to come.... If I was tried for it, they’d let me off. Take it, only on condition that you return it later, when I come back from town. I give it to you in front of these witnesses. You will be my witnesses! [Takes a gold medallion out from the breast of his coat] Here it is.... I ought to take the portrait out, but I’ve nowhere to put it; I’m wet all over.... Well, take the portrait, too! Only mind this... don’t let your fingers touch that face.... Please... I was rude to you, my dear fellow, I was a fool, but forgive me and... don’t touch it with your fingers.... Don’t look at that face with your eyes.
[Gives TIHON the medallion.]

TIHON.
[Examining it]
Stolen property.... All right, then, drink....
[Pours out vodka]
Confound you.

BORTSOV. Only don’t you touch it... with your fingers. [Drinks slowly, with feverish pauses.]

TIHON.
[Opens the medallion]
Hm... a lady!... Where did you get hold of this?

MERIK. Let’s have a look.
[Goes to the bar]
Let’s see.

TIHON.
[Pushes his hand away]
Where are you going to? You look somewhere else!

FEDYA.
[Gets up and comes to TIHON]
I want to look too!

[Several of the tramps, etc., approach the bar and form a group. MERIK grips TIHON’s hand firmly with both his, looks at the portrait, in the medallion in silence. A pause.]