Delphi Complete Works of Jerome K. Jerome (Illustrated) (Series Four) (291 page)

To Malvina, on first landing in England, Commander Raffleton had stated his intention of leaving her temporarily in the care of the wise and learned Christopher. To Malvina, regarding the Commander as a gift from the gods, that had settled the matter. The wise and learned Christopher, of course, knew of this coming. In all probability it was he — under the guidance of the gods — who had arranged the whole sequence of events. There remained only to tender him her gratitude. She did not wait for the Professor’s reply. The coat a little hindered her but, on the other hand, added perhaps an appealing touch of its own. Taking the wise and learned Christopher’s hand in both her own, she knelt and kissed it.

And in that quaint archaic French of hers, that long study of the Chronicles of Froissart enabled the Professor to understand:

“I thank you,” she said, “for your noble courtesy and hospitality.”

In some mysterious way the whole affair had suddenly become imbued with the dignity of an historical event. The Professor had the sudden impression — and indeed it never altogether left him so long as Malvina remained — that he was a great and powerful personage. A sister potentate; incidentally — though, of course, in high politics such points are immaterial — the most bewilderingly beautiful being he had ever seen; had graciously consented to become his guest. The Professor, with a bow that might have been acquired at the court of King Rene, expressed his sense of the honour done to him. What else could a self-respecting potentate do? The incident was closed.

Flight Commander Raffleton seems to have done nothing in the direction of re-opening it. On the contrary, he appears to have used this precise moment for explaining to the Professor how absolutely necessary it was that he should depart for Farnborough without another moment’s loss of time. Commander Raffleton added that he would “look them both up again” the first afternoon he could get away; and was sure that if the Professor would get Malvina to speak slowly, he would soon find her French easy to understand.

It did occur to the Professor to ask Commander Raffleton where he had found Malvina — that is, if he remembered. Also what he was going to do about her — that is, if he happened to know. Commander Raffleton, regretting his great need of haste, explained that he had found Malvina asleep beside a menhir not far from Huelgoat, in Brittany, and was afraid that he had woke her up. For further particulars, would the Professor kindly apply to Malvina? For himself, he would never, he felt sure, be able to thank the professor sufficiently.

In conclusion, and without giving further opportunity for discussion, the Commander seems to have shaken his Cousin Christopher by the hand with much enthusiasm; and then to have turned to Malvina. She did not move, but her eyes were fixed on him. And he came to her slowly. And without a word he kissed her full upon the lips.

“That is twice you have kissed me,” said Malvina — and a curious little smile played round her mouth. “The third time I shall become a woman.”

IV. HOW IT WAS KEPT FROM MRS. ARLINGTON.

What surprised the Professor himself, when he came to think of it, was that, left alone with Malvina, and in spite of all the circumstances, he felt neither embarrassment nor perplexity. It was as if, so far as they two were concerned, the whole thing was quite simple — almost humorous. It would be the other people who would have to worry.

The little serving maid was hovering about the garden. She was evidently curious and trying to get a peep. Mrs. Muldoon’s voice could be heard calling to her from the kitchen. There was this question of clothes.

“You haven’t brought anything with you?” asked the Professor. “I mean, in the way of a frock of any sort.”

Malvina, with a smile, gave a little gesture. It implied that all there was of her and hers stood before him.

“We shall have to find you something,” said the Professor. “Something in which you can go about—”

The Professor had intended to say “our world,” but hesitated, not feeling positive at the moment to which he himself belonged; Malvina’s or Mrs. Muldoon’s. So he made it “the” world instead. Another gesture conveyed to him that Malvina was entirely in his hands.

“What really have you got on?” asked the Professor. “I mean underneath. Is it anything possible — for a day or two?”

Now Commander Raffleton, for some reason of his own not at all clear to Malvina, had forbidden the taking off of the coat. But had said nothing about undoing it. So by way of response Malvina undid it.

Upon which the Professor, to Malvina’s surprise, acted precisely as Commander Raffleton had done. That is to say, he hastily re-closed the coat, returning the buttons to their buttonholes.

The fear may have come to Malvina that she was doomed never to be rid of Commander Raffleton’s coat.

“I wonder,” mused the Professor, “if anyone in the village—” The little serving maid flittering among the gooseberry bushes — she was pretending to be gathering goose-berries — caught the Professor’s eye.

“We will consult my chatelaine, Mrs. Muldoon,” suggested the Professor. “I think we shall be able to manage.”

The Professor tendered Malvina his arm. With her other hand she gathered up the skirts of the Commander’s coat.

“I think,” said the Professor with a sudden inspiration as they passed through the garden, “I think I shall explain to Mrs. Muldoon that you have just come straight from a fancy-dress ball.”

They found Mrs. Muldoon in the kitchen. A less convincing story than that by which the Professor sought to account to Mrs. Muldoon for the how and the why of Malvina it would be impossible to imagine. Mrs. Muldoon out of sheer kindness appears to have cut him short.

“I’ll not be asking ye any questions,” said Mrs. Muldoon, “so there’ll be no need for ye to imperil your immortal soul. If ye’ll just give a thought to your own appearance and leave the colleen to me and Drusilla, we’ll make her maybe a bit dacent.”

The reference to his own appearance disconcerted the Professor. He had not anticipated, when hastening into his dressing gown and slippers and not bothering about his socks, that he was on his way to meet the chief lady-in-waiting of Queen Harbundia. Demanding that shaving water should be immediately sent up to him, he appears to have retired into the bathroom.

It was while he was shaving that Mrs. Muldoon, knocking at the door, demanded to speak to him. From her tone the Professor came to the conclusion that the house was on fire. He opened the door, and Mrs. Muldoon, seeing he was respectable, slipped in and closed it behind her.

“Where did ye find her? How did she get here?” demanded Mrs. Muldoon. Never before had the Professor seen Mrs. Muldoon other than a placid, good-humoured body. She was trembling from head to foot.

“I told you,” explained the Professor. “Young Arthur—”

“I’m not asking ye what ye told me,” interrupted Mrs. Muldoon. “I’m asking ye for the truth, if ye know it.”

The Professor put a chair for Mrs. Muldoon, and Mrs. Muldoon dropped down upon it.

“What’s the matter?” questioned the Professor. “What’s happened?”

Mrs. Muldoon glanced round her, and her voice was an hysterical whisper.

“It’s no mortal woman ye’ve brought into the house,” said Mrs. Muldoon. “It’s a fairy.”

Whether up to that moment the Professor had really believed Malvina’s story, or whether lurking at the back of his mind there had all along been an innate conviction that the thing was absurd, the Professor himself is now unable to say. To the front of the Professor lay Oxford — political economy, the higher criticism, the rise and progress of rationalism. Behind him, fading away into the dim horizon of humanity, lay an unmapped land where for forty years he had loved to wander; a spirit-haunted land of buried mysteries, lost pathways, leading unto hidden gates of knowledge.

And now upon the trembling balance descended Mrs. Muldoon plump.

“How do you know?” demanded the Professor.

“Shure, don’t I know the mark?” replied Mrs. Muldoon almost contemptuously. “Wasn’t my own sister’s child stolen away the very day of its birth and in its place—”

The little serving maid tapped at the door.

Mademoiselle was “finished.” What was to be done with her?

“Don’t ask me,” protested Mrs. Muldoon, still in a terrified whisper. “I couldn’t do it. Not if all the saints were to go down upon their knees and pray to me.”

Common-sense argument would not have prevailed with Mrs. Muldoon. The Professor felt that; added to which he had not any handy. He directed, through the door, that “Mademoiselle” should be shown into the dining-room, and listened till Drusilla’s footsteps had died away.

“Have you ever heard of the White Ladies?” whispered the Professor to Mrs. Muldoon.

There was not much in the fairy line, one takes it, that Mrs. Muldoon had not heard of and believed. Was the Professor sure?

The Professor gave Mrs. Muldoon his word of honour as a gentleman. The “White Ladies,” as Mrs. Muldoon was of course aware, belonged to the “good people.” Provided nobody offended her there was nothing to fear.

“Shure, it won’t be meself that’ll cross her,” said Mrs. Muldoon.

“She won’t be staying very long,” added the Professor. “We will just be nice to her.”

“She’s got a kind face,” admitted Mrs. Muldoon, “and a pleasant way with her.” The good body’s spirits were perceptibly rising. The favour of a “White Lady” might be worth cultivating.

“We must make a friend of her,” urged the Professor, seizing his opportunity.

“And mind,” whispered the Professor as he opened the door for Mrs. Muldoon to slip out, “not a word. She doesn’t want it known.”

One is convinced that Mrs. Muldoon left the bathroom resolved that, so far as she could help it, no breath of suspicion that Malvina was other than what in Drusilla’s holiday frock she would appear to be should escape into the village. It was quite a pleasant little frock of a summery character, with short sleeves and loose about the neck, and fitted Malvina, in every sense, much better than the most elaborate confection would have done. The boots were not so successful. Malvina solved the problem by leaving them behind her, together with the stockings, whenever she went out. That she knew this was wrong is proved by the fact that invariably she tried to hide them. They would be found in the most unlikely places; hidden behind books in the Professor’s study, crammed into empty tea canisters in Mrs. Muldoon’s storeroom. Mrs. Muldoon was not to be persuaded even to abstract them. The canister with its contents would be placed in silence upon the Professor’s table. Malvina on returning would be confronted by a pair of stern, unsympathetic boots. The corners of the fairy mouth would droop in lines suggestive of penitence and contrition.

Had the Professor been firm she would have yielded. But from the black accusing boots the Professor could not keep his eyes from wandering to the guilty white feet, and at once in his heart becoming “counsel for the defence.” Must get a pair of sandals next time he went to Oxford. Anyhow, something more dainty than those grim, uncompromising boots.

Besides, it was not often that Malvina ventured beyond the orchard. At least not during the day time — perhaps one ought to say not during that part of the day time when the village was astir. For Malvina appears to have been an early riser. Somewhere about the middle of the night, as any Christian body would have timed it, Mrs. Muldoon — waking and sleeping during this period in a state of high nervous tension — would hear the sound of a softly opened door; peeping from a raised corner of the blind, would catch a glimpse of fluttering garments that seemed to melt into the dawn; would hear coming fainter and fainter from the uplands an unknown song, mingling with the answering voices of the birds.

It was on the uplands between dawn and sunrise that Malvina made the acquaintance of the Arlington twins.

They ought, of course, to have been in bed — all three of them, for the matter of that. The excuse for the twins was their Uncle George. He had been telling them all about the Uffington spectre and Wayland Smith’s cave, and had given them “Puck” as a birthday present. They were always given their birthday presents between them, because otherwise they did not care for them. They had retired to their respective bedrooms at ten o’clock and taken it in turns to lie awake. At the first streak of dawn Victoria, who had been watching by her window, woke Victor, as arranged. Victor was for giving it up and going to sleep again, but Victoria reminding him of the “oath,” they dressed themselves quite simply, and let themselves down by the ivy.

They came across Malvina close to the tail of the White Horse. They knew she was a fairy the moment they saw her. But they were not frightened — at least not very much. It was Victor who spoke first. Taking off his hat and going down on one knee, he wished Malvina good morning and hoped she was quite well. Malvina, who seemed pleased to see them, made answer, and here it was that Victoria took charge of the affair. The Arlington twins until they were nine had shared a French nurse between them; and then Victor, going to school, had gradually forgotten; while Victoria, remaining at home, had continued her conversations with “madame.”

“Oh!” said Victoria. “Then you must be a French fairy.”

Now the Professor had impressed upon Malvina that for reasons needless to be explained — anyhow, he never had explained them — she was not to mention that she was a fairy. But he had not told her to deny it. Indeed how could she? The most that could be expected from her was that she should maintain silence on the point. So in answer to Victoria she explained that her name was Malvina, and that she had flown across from Brittany in company with “Sir Arthur,” adding that she had often heard of England and had wished to see it.

“How do you like it?” demanded Victoria.

Malvina confessed herself charmed with it. Nowhere had she ever met so many birds. Malvina raised her hand and they all three stood in silence, listening. The sky was ablaze and the air seemed filled with their music. The twins were sure that there were millions of them. They must have come from miles and miles and miles, to sing to Malvina.