Desperate Housewives of Olympus (15 page)

Probably the worst in the history of bad ideas and that was saying a lot, but Nyx hadn’t actually been out on a real date in centuries. Sure, she got hers, but it was always a “hit it and quit it” sort of arrangement as her son was so fond of saying.

It wasn’t that Apollo wasn’t handsome, or witty, or any of the things she would look for, it was simply that he seemed so very young to her. He was friends with her son—a Lifetime movie waiting to happen: My Son’s Best Friend, My Lover. (She was ashamed to admit, she loved LMN.)If that wasn’t bad enough, like most of the gods he was Zeus’ get and Nyx had been old when Zeus had taken his first breath. Youth wasn’t the issue when it was only sex, but this was a date. A date implied interest in a relationship. Unless he’d been afraid to ask his best friend to set him up with his mom for a shag… Perfectly reasonable excuse. Nyx vowed to put that out there as soon as she saw him. Get it out of the way. So, depending on his answer, she could be nervous later.

Meeting a boy at the pizza parlor? Nyx felt stupid. She also felt every single eye on Ambrosia Lane watching her. Even the Cyclops who ran the parlor was looking at her and he had fourteen ovens to watch. No mean feat with one freaking eye.

Nyx darted into the bathroom to check her reflection one last time. She’d opted out of the fairy dress. As much as she liked it, she had no idea what to expect. It wasn’t like she couldn’t change if they did something that required more formal attire. She’d gone with jeans and while they were black, they definitely
weren’t
a muumuu. They were what the mortals were calling “apple-bottom”. She’d gone with a shimmery peasant style blouse that could be low-cut or demure, as she chose. Depending on how the evening was going.

“Heya!” Artemis appeared beside her and Nyx shrieked like an arachnophobe with a tarantula in her knickers. “Gods, Nyx. It’s only me.”

“Hello, Artemis. You know, a bathroom isn’t really a place where one pops uninvited.”

“I’m not invited?” she pouted. “That’s just as well. I have to say something and I don’t know if you’re going like it.”

“Don’t be shitty to Apollo and if I’m only after sex to say so, so he doesn’t get the wrong idea?” Nyx supplied.

“Yep. That about covers it.” Artemis ticked off her talking points on her fingers and deemed them to have all been addressed.

“And if I did break his heart?” she asked gently. Artemis was ditzy like a game show blond. Wait, she
was
a game show blond—on the Game Show Channel. It was a hobby of hers.

“Not sure. I’d have to do something though, you know? It’s like the brother-sister-best pal sort of code.” Artemis nodded.

“Sure, I get it.”

“You’re ace, Nyx. I knew you’d understand. I mean, he’s never been real commitment minded, but you’re special. You’re different from the other goddesses. And the way he looked at you, wow. The god was head over arse. So, be kind.”

“I recently had this conversation with my son.” Nyx commiserated.

“Right? Why is he tangled up over
Persephone
.” Artemis made a sound like she was vomiting. “If he had to go for the blond virginal type, why did it have to be her? I don’t see the attraction.”

“Me either.” Nyx curled her lip in disgust. “She’s not ugly or anything, but she’s spoiled and cruel. At least from what I’ve seen. Granted, I don’t know her, so I shouldn’t be making that judgment, but I don’t think she’d be best for Thanatos.”

“Then there’s her horrible mother. Who’d want Demeter for an in-law?”

“That’s mean, Artemis. Demeter’s… not so bad,” she managed half-heartedly.

Artemis snorted and choked. “Puh-lease. She’s awful—the horrible monster-in-law archetype.”

Nyx hadn’t known Artemis used words like archetype. She was impressed. “I will admit if I were a god, I wouldn’t go sniffing up that tree if you paid me.”

“So, do you think you could put in a good word to Thanatos for me? I’m a blond virginal type.” Artemis looked hopeful. “At least if you don’t think I’m too horrible a tree to be sniffing.” She colored. “I mean, well, you know what I mean.”

“I do and as much as I hate to say it, because really, the friend zone sucks…”

“I know,” she sighed. “Be his friend. When this thing for Persephone bursts into flame, be there for him. I
do
know. I just…” she growled and clenched her fingers.

“Gods are frustrating.” Nyx patted her hand in a motherly way.

“Are you going to give me the don’t break his heart talk too?”

Nyx looked at her for a long time. “No, dear. I think you already know.”

Artemis rewarded her with a smile and then perked. “Apollo is here. Have fun!” And she popped out of the bathroom.

Poor goddess. She was stuck like glue on Thanatos and he only had eyes for Persephone who was stuck on Hades who was going to be fucking Hera who was still married to Zeus who was hell-bent on shagging Abstinence who wanted none of it from anyone. She could design a new game with all of this mess: Six Degrees of a Migraine. Patching all of that together made her head hurt. The worst part was that none of it was necessary. It made Nyx thankful she wasn’t a godling and had been through all the Oh-My-Gods-Angst of relationshipping. Then she wondered if she was going to have something to throw in the mix tomorrow that would have her calling Hera in one of those same godling dramas. She shook her head at herself and went out to meet Apollo.

The first thing she noticed was that he was wearing black.

Muumuu, indeed. The slacks and designer turtleneck made him look very US East Coast Prep. It was sexy on him.

He gave her a genuine smile that reached his eyes. “Wanna get out of here?”

Damn if that wasn’t fast. So much for being nervous about it being a real date. This was her comfort zone. She could do this. Nyx nodded and he held the door for her. There were still a hundred eyes on her, but at least out in the evening air she could breathe.

“Where would you like to go?” he asked.

“It’s up to you, really.” Nyx was good, wherever he thought was best. Although, if he said her place, she’d have to demure. No matter what she’d told Thanatos, she wasn’t brining Apollo back to the temple for a quick in/out.

“Do you like dancing?”

What did that have to do with anything? Was this going to be some joke about the horizontal mambo? If so, she’d have reconsider the whole experience. She nodded experimentally—she waited to see what else he was going to say.

“There’s a great discothèque in Greece. There’ll be live music tonight.”

Oh shit. He really did want to take her somewhere.

Out in public.

Together
.

Nyx’s stomach flipped and she was sure she was going to hurl. She hadn’t been out with a god in… she couldn’t remember how long.

She must have gone pale—from ghostly white to incandescent because he said something. “Not a fan of the discothèque, then?”

“I’m going to be brutally honest.”

“I thought Night was supposed to hide our sins, not shine a light.” He gave her a half smile that could have been a grin or a smirk, she wasn’t sure which.

“Nothing that happens at night is ever really a secret. So, might as well save us both the trouble, right?”

“You don’t really want to go out with me?” His smile never wavered. “Is Thanatos holding his visits hostage or something?”

“It’s not that. Well, it is that. But not like you think,” she babbled.

He waited patiently for her to continue. It felt odd, but it was like he was the grown up and she was child who had something on her shoe she’d tracked through the house and he was waiting for a reasonable explanation.

“You just surprised me is all.” Yeah, that wasn’t going to fly. She knew he was going to want details, but suddenly, with him so close and the very real possibility of having him in her bed, she didn’t want to mess it up. Who knew?

“Nyx, I know you don’t really date. So this is new. How about we just have fun, okay? No pressure. We’ll go hang out, you can drive the chariot at dawn and I’ll drop you safe and sound at your temple.”

“What if I don’t mind the pressure?” Damn it, how had that escaped her mouth? She needed to have a new filter installed; one that actually did what it was supposed to do and kept her from running off at the suck.

“Now I’m confused. I’m just a god, so you’re going to have to spell it out.”

“That’s how you surprised me. You wanted to take me somewhere.”

“That’s generally what one does on a date, Nyx,” he mock whispered.

“I know, but I thought this was…something else.”

Apollo laughed and it was a deep, rich sound that reminded Nyx of summer. “You thought I was trying to get laid?”

“Well, yeah.” She grinned awkwardly.

“Nyx,” he tsked. “Getting laid is easy. Finding a goddess or a woman I can talk to, or want to spend time with other than fucking, that’s tough.”

“Correction. I
do
mind the pressure.” She laughed.

He laughed again. “So, a quick roll in the proverbial hay and you were good to go, but talking about really getting to know each other scares you?”

“Most definitely,” she admitted cheerfully, pleased he understood.

“And here I thought you were going out with me to drive the chariot.”

“That too.” She nodded enthusiastically.

“When I was a young god, I made it a condition to be in the chariot, you had to put out.”

“I know. You were a bad influence on Thanatos,” she admonished.
“And yet, here we are.” The look on his face promised the same when he got her into the chariot.

“What do you think it is we have to talk about?” she challenged.

“I don’t know. Maybe we should just go back to your temple and call it a night.” He winked at her playfully.

“I like that id—I don’t. Can’t, I mean. I promised Thanatos I wouldn’t bring you back for a quickie because he’s staying over.”

“I’ve got one of my kids at my place too.” He shrugged helplessly. “Looks like we have to find something to go do instead. Like a real date.”

“Dancing it is. Unless you want to sneak into the bathroom here? It would save on the cover charge.”

“Nyx, you’re not getting out of this. If you don’t want to go out with me again after, I can take it. But we’re going to do something that isn’t horizontal.”

“Don’t you like horizontal? I mean, you do have a lot of children.”

“To be fair, I haven’t fathered any children in a century.”

“So, you
don’t
like it?” she needled.

“I guess not.” Apollo was completely unruffled by her jibe.

Nyx liked that, probably more than she should have. In fact, after her initial discomfort, she liked the whole exchange. He wasn’t intimidated by her age, or her mouth and he obviously wasn’t thinking of her as Thanatos’ mother. She’d been worried this had been some godling spank bank fantasy and he’d be…well, not like this.

“Okay, fine. Have it your way.” She softened her words with a genuine smile.

“I plan to.”

His lighthearted flirting sent warmth fluttering through her. She was giddy and scared all at once. Nyx was surprised to find she liked this too. It had been a long time since her interest had been piqued. What would Hera say?

She wondered how her friend was doing with her plans for total Olympic domination. But all other thoughts fell out of her head like candy in a piñata when Apollo put his hand on her waist.

“Are you ready?”

Nyx’s cheeks warmed in a blush and she nodded her head. She was going to have whiplash before the night was over, yo-yoing between feeling like the old lady on the block to the giddy girl whose heart was a butterfly in her chest.

They were immediately inside the club, the music thumping in a seductive beat. She was sure she recognized the strains of Lady Gaga. She looked up at Apollo and noticed he was wearing rimless glasses.

She gave him a questioning glance. Somehow, those chic glasses made his hair look even better. The dark of the arms lost in the feathered sides of his hair struck her as incredibly sexy—made her want to push her hands through it.

Rather than moving away from her or offering to get her a drink, he pulled her closer and fell in step with the music. A god who could dance, another slash in the plus column. Or maybe it was the minus column. They way their bodies undulated together to the thrumming of the music made her want to see what his other moves were like. Until she remembered seeing him and Thanatos making cosmic mud pies in the yard outside the temple—Demeter making it rain so the mud would be pliable and Zeus with the breath of life animating their creations. The boys had laughed and giggled, burying their chubby fingers in the dirt.

Nyx was the most horrible lech.

She consoled herself with the knowledge he was a baby no longer and by the way he was touching her, he hadn’t been in a long time. Was she so old mortal morality was coming in to play? She wasn’t just a goddess, she was a titan. To be truthful, there wasn’t anyone she could have a toss with who wasn’t Thanatos’ age. It didn’t matter.

“Nice, Apollo.” A young woman snorted as she danced beside them. She looked Nyx up and down and seemed to find her lacking.

Okay, so it did matter. If this was what she had to deal with, Nyx was out. She didn’t have the patience to deal with some baby mama drama or whatever was about to ensue. She’d either walk away or smite and neither option appealed to her. She’d rather not deal with it at all.

He rolled his eyes. “Aren’t you supposed to be at home, Hyacinth?”

“Aren’t you supposed to be hanging out with Thanatos?”

Nyx snapped her head sideways to look at him. Oh, hell no. He’d lied about who he was going to be with? She called bullshit to all of the crap he’d said earlier. Apollo had game, she’d give him that.

“Oh, didn’t know he lied to me about where he was, did you?” The golden girl put her fists on her hips.

Nyx was about to turn and walk away when Apollo caught her wrist. When she tugged and he didn’t let go, she narrowed her eyes and all the light disappeared from the dance floor. Shadows had swallowed the strobes and spotlights; even the glo-stick jewelry went dark. Everyone in the club gasped, but rather than panic, they continued to dance.