Dirty Trick
Authors: Christine Bell
Tags: #Literature & Fiction, #Romance, #Contemporary, #Romantic Comedy, #Holidays, #Series
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This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.
Copyright © 2013 by Christine Bell. All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce, distribute, or transmit in any form or by any means. For information regarding subsidiary rights, please contact the Publisher.
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First Edition September 2013
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The Notebook
; Hershey Bar; Batman; “Sexual Healing”; Bath and Body Works; Chalupa; Great Pumpkin; XM Radio; Darth Vader;
Say Yes to the Dress
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The Bachelor
; Cruella Deville; Sam Adams; Nantucket Ale; Lady Gaga;
Caligula
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Dark Night Rises
; Facebook; Rolling Stones; Cinemax;
I Love Lucy
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This one is for Jill and Marcy. Thank you for making my 40th birthday so special. I love you both and can’t wait until you catch up ;op XOXOXO
Chapter One
Grace Love stared at the telephone she’d just hung up and blew out a sigh. Fridays were usually her favorite day of the week, but today was sliding downhill faster than Shaun White at the X-Games. Chaz Stanhope’s second annual Halloween bash was tomorrow, and she was officially dateless. Halloween was the biggest night of the year in Salem, and party playboy Chaz had invited practically every young, unmarried person in town. This year, he was expecting a record turnout. What would all those people think if the owner of Love Will Find A Way matchmaking service showed up solo to a party?
Again.
Terrible PR. Especially when she and Serena were hoping to add Chaz to their elite list of male clients.
She slumped forward to rest her forehead on the smooth surface of her walnut desk, breathing in the comforting scent of lemon oil. The desk she’d inherited from her grandmother had always smelled that way. In fact, her grandmother had pretty much smelled that way, too. Tears stung her eyes at the bittersweet memories, and she inhaled deeply one more time. She had to get a grip. Showing up to a party without a date wasn’t the end of the world. If Gram was here, what would she have said? Probably, “Fuck ‘em. Go have fun, girlie,” Grace thought with a half-smile. She’d been a real pistol, all the way up to the very day cancer had taken her. Her last words to Grace were feebly whispered.
“Don’t even think about visiting tomorrow if you’re not going to bring some bourbon with you, for chrissake.”
“Hey, what’s shakin’?”
Grace lifted her head. Her best friend and partner, Serena Elliott, stood draped in the doorway, looking every bit the trust-fund brat she was, decked in head to toe Lanvin, capped off by over-sized sunglasses which she pulled off now to stare harder at Grace.
“Oh shit. This can’t be good. Desk-sniffing on a Friday? What gives?”
Leave it to Serena to pick today of all days to actually get back from a meeting when she said she would. She ran on what Grace privately thought of as “Serena Time” which was an hour later than “Regular People Time”. She kept her tone light and fished around for a smile. “Nothing. Busy and stressed, is all. How’d it go at the meeting with Rafferty?”
Serena stalked forward on her stilettos and sank into the crème leather chair in front of Grace’s hulking desk. She leaned forward and poked an accusing, scarlet-tipped finger at her. “Don’t bullshit me, missy. I know sad when I see it. What’s going on?”
Grace bit back a groan and lifted her head. Serena was a lot of things—bossy, spoiled, perpetually tardy and high maintenance—but she also had great instincts and could read people almost as well as Grace herself, which was the reason she’d brought her on as a partner in the first place. It was one of her best qualities, but that didn’t stop it from sucking sometimes. Like now. There was no keeping a secret with Serena around. She’d caught the scent of misery and wouldn’t stop until she dug her way to the bottom of it.
“Seth cancelled.” Despite the fact that her friend would never judge her for it, Grace’s cheeks burned with humiliation. Years of constant reassurances from Victor, her ex-fiancé, that no one else would want her were hard to erase even now, more than two years later, and Seth’s rejection brought old feelings bubbling to the surface.
“Motherfucker.”
Grace’s lips twitched. Bloodline of a princess, mouth like a trucker. Another thing to love about Serena. Not to mention, if Grace had suggested they break into Seth’s house and replace his shampoo with hair removal cream, her friend would have been pulling the car around in three seconds flat. Forget hide the bodies. Serena was the type of friend that would plant the horse head and do the wet work.
Note to self: Stop watching all those mafia movies.
Besides, there was no need for any of that. No one was getting whacked today. She and Seth had only been dating for a few weeks, and even though it was a serious bummer that she wasn’t going to have someone to escort her to the hippest party in town, when she searched for something deeper than stung pride, she came up empty-handed. Seth was…fine. Decent. Fair to middling. Not exactly the adjectives a girl hopes use when describing her boyfriend.
“Seriously, I’m going to be fine. It’s just that people are going to talk, and we’re finally getting things popping with the business. I was hoping to get some face time with Chaz and add him to the roster, not to mention all the attractive young single ladies that will be there. It’s a veritable cornucopia of new business. From a PR standpoint, it’s got to look pretty bad that neither of us have dates to this thing, you know? We’re matchmakers, for Pete’s sake. It’s embarrassing that we never seem to have men in our lives.”
“Speak for yourself,” Serena snorted. “I have a man in my life pretty much every weekend.”
Grace pursed her lips and shook her head. “
Not
what I meant. I mean a special man.”
“What do you mean by special? Derek has a nine inch—”
“I’m pretty sure I don’t want to hear the rest of that sentence.” A rich male voice filled the room and Grace’s foul mood instantly improved. “How are my two favorite ladies doing?” Her neighbor and friend Patrick Mathews stepped into the office, making it feel smaller by half. He was a good six feet with a body as solid at the doors he sometimes had to break down. Exactly the physique one would expect from a bonafide police hero. He was decked out in his all-black SWAT gear, and she shook off the tingles that more than a year of near-daily interaction should have long mellowed.
Why was it that the only guy who sent her sooper-sekrit sixth senses twitching happened to be totally wrong for her? If she hadn’t made one hundred and twelve new matches this year alone based on those very same tingly feelings, she would’ve started wondering if her tingler was on the fritz. It had taken a while, but she’d finally figured out that it wasn’t broken. It just only worked for other people. How was that for a kick in the ass? A matchmaker who could find true love for everyone but herself. Fabulous.
“Hey, Trick.”
Serena didn’t bother to swallow her sigh, adding a long, low purr for good measure. “Look at you, handsome. In your little tough guy gear, all ready to come in with your big baton and take care of business.” She ran a hand through her platinum blonde hair and moved to give him what she called her “good side,” which basically consisted of her wriggling until her skirt rode up to display the vast majority of her slim thighs.
Trick took it in stride as usual, a wide grin splitting his handsome face. “Hey, Serena. How’s things?”
“Things are okay. Well, they were until Seth broke up with Grace, and now she doesn’t have a date for the party tomorrow.” Serena inched her chair around to face him more fully. “Speaking of which, what are you doing tomorrow night? Maybe you can come lend some moral support and be Grace’s date.”
While Serena flirted shamelessly with Trick out of sheer habit, Grace knew that her friend’s ultimate goal was to fix the two of them up. As if. He was one of the two people she could trust in the world and that was precisely because they
weren’t
a couple. He was a fantastic friend, but as a boyfriend? He was exactly the type of heartbreaker she needed to keep her distance from. She’d had more than her fair share of bad relationships, and her ex-fiancé hadn’t broken her heart. He’d obliterated it. Wrecked it. Put it through a wood-chipper and set what came out the other side on fire.
She had been so blind to his ways. Criticizing her in the bedroom in one breath and berating her for her sexual curiosity in the next, when all the while he was cheating on her with a stripper. And not the kind who was working to put herself through medical school. The kind that was making half her money up front and the other half in the back. Literally. How many times had she beaten herself up for being “too sexual” because of his snide remarks before she found out about Amber? She shivered with disgust and reminded herself that at least they’d used protection on the rare occasions they’d slept together. If not, she’d have seriously considered dousing herself in rubbing alcohol.
Grace’s cheeks burned at the memory, and then flamed even higher as she felt Trick’s sympathetic blue gaze on her face.
“He doesn’t want to come, Serena. He already told you that a dozen times. Don’t make him feel bad about it. Plus, I would hardly call that thing with Seth ‘dumped.’ We weren’t even official. And you,” Grace stood and tipped her head to the to-go cartons in Trick’s hands. “The fact that you brought me sustenance is more than enough. Don’t let her guilt you. I totally get why you don’t want to come.”
And boy, did she. Trick looked like a third, sexier Hemsworth brother. With a leanly muscled body like Liam, and the more masculine facial features of Chris, he seemed out of place in modern-day Massachusetts. Like he’d been transported from the days of the Vikings via time machine. His angular jaw was perpetually peppered with tawny stubble. His eyes were the truest of blues—like a frigging Crayola crayon simply labeled “blue.” They sparkled with wit and something a little…naughty. Although Chaz had invited him to the party too, it had been grudgingly, and only because Trick had been standing there when Chaz had cornered her and Serena to make sure they were coming. Chaz liked the party life and tended to travel with an entourage of wingmen, but he loved being the best-looking guy in the room most of all. If the single ladies in Salem got wind of Trick at this shindig, Chaz would end up eating his dust.
She’d heard the term “fighting them off” before, but she’d never seen it in action until she, Serena, and Trick had gone out to happy hour for the first time. Even before she’d been accosted in the ladies room by a group of thirty-somethings and grilled about her relationship with him, they’d been eying him like he was the last rib at the barbecue. Once she’d explained that they were only friends and that Trick was, indeed, single? It was pandemonium, and every woman in the bar, ages fake ID to fifty, had let him know in no uncertain terms that they would love to be his huckleberry for the night.
He took it all in stride, and while some of them made the cut short term, he somehow managed to charm them all enough to take the sting out of his “no, thank you.” But considering she and Serena had encouraged the majority of their existing clients to attend the Halloween party in hopes of making some introductions, he would avoid it like the plague. A bar was one thing. A party stacked with desperately seeking singles was another thing altogether.
