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Do
Elephants
Jump?
An Imponderables
®
Book
 
David Feldman

Illustrated by Kassie Schwan

For James Gleick

Contents
 

Preface

W
hy Was He Called the Lone Ranger When Tonto Was Always Hanging Around?

W
hen Does a Bill Become a Beak on a Bird?

W
hat Does “Legitimate” Theater Mean? Where Can You Find “Illegitimate” Theater?

W
hy Do Pianos Have 88 Keys?

W
hy Do Rice Cakes Hold Together?

W
hy Doesn’t the Water in Fire Hydrants Freeze During the Winter?

W
hy Do So Many Bars Feature Televisions with the Sound Turned off?

W
hy Do So Many Taverns Put Mirrors in Back of the Liquor Bottles Behind the Bar?

W
hy Does the Pope Change His Name upon Assuming His Office?

D
o Identical Twins Have Identical Fingerprints? Identical DNA?

W
hy Does Monopoly Have Such Unusual Playing Tokens?

W
hat Are Those Black Specks on Corn Chips, Tortillas, and Tortilla Chips? And Why Are the Specks on Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips Less Dark?

W
hy Do We Say “P.U.” When Something Smells Awful?

D
o Elephants Jump?

W
hat Is the Purpose of the Recessed Notch on the Bottom of Most Round Shampoo Bottles? Why Are There Two Notches on Some?

W
hy Do Police Officers Hold Flashlights with an Overhand Grip?

W
hy Are Newspapers So Effective in Cleaning Windows?

W
hy Do We Fly Flags at Half-Mast to Honor the Dead?

W
here Is the Donkey in Donkey Kong?

W
hy Don’t the Silver Fillings in Our Mouth Rust?

W
hy Do Beavers Build Dams?

H
ow Do They Keep Staples in Their Packages Clumped Together?

W
hy Did Pilgrims’ Hats Have Buckles?

W
ho Are All Those People on the Sidelines During American Football Games?

W
hy Do Crickets Chirp at Night? What Are They Up to During the Day? And Why Does It Seem That Crickets Chirp More in the Summer?

H
ow Do They Put the Hole in the Needle of a Syringe?

W
hy Do FM Frequencies End in Odd Tenths?

W
hy Do Streets and Sidewalks Sometimes Glitter?

W
hy Do Thimbles Have Holes?

H
ow Do Birds Know Where to Peck for Worms?

W
hat Letters Does Campbell’s Include in Alphabet Soup in Countries That Don’t Use Our Alphabet (e.g., Greece, Israel, Egypt)?

W
ho Decides Where the Boundary Line Is Between Oceans? If You’re on the Ocean, How Do You Know Where That Line Is?

W
hy Do Priests Wear Black?

Since Priests Wear Black, Why Does the Pope Wear White?

W
hy Does the Pope Wear a White Skullcap, and When Did This Custom Begin? How Does He Keep It Fastened? And Why at Other Times Does He Wear a Double-Pointed Hat?

W
hy Is There No Light in the Freezer Compartment?

W
hy Don’t Most Ovens and Refrigerators Have Thermometers?

D
o Skunks Think Skunks Stink?

W
hy Do Ice Trays Function Better When Put in Their Designated Area in the Freezer? Or Do They?

W
hy Are Fraternities and Sororities and Most Secret Societies Named with Greek Letters?

W
hy Are Charcoal Barbecues Usually Round and Gas Grills Usually Rectangular?

W
hy Do We Rub Our Eyes When We’re Tired?

W
ere Roman Chariots as Wobbly and Flimsy as Depicted in Movies? If So, How Could They Be Used Effectively in Wartime?

W
hy Are New CDs Released on Tuesdays? Why Aren’t New Books Released on a Particular Day?

W
hy Are Loons Singled Out as Lunatics?

W
hy Are the Notre Dame Sports Teams Called “the Fighting Irish” When the School Was Founded by French Catholics?

W
hy Did Bars Used to Put Sawdust on the Floor? Why Don’t They Anymore?

W
hy Do Toads Have Warts?

W
hy Does Patting on the Back Induce
Burping in Babies?

W
hy Are Thin-Cut Green Beans Called
“French Style”?

W
hy Do Older People Tend to Snore
More Than Younger People?

W
hy Do Many Whiplash Victims Feel OK the Day of the Accident and Much Worse Days Later?

W
hy Do White Styrofoam Picnic Coolers Have Blue Specks in Them?

D
o Fish Really Bite More When It Is Raining?

W
hy Are We Instructed to “Remove Card Quickly” When We Swipe Our Credit Cards at the Gas Pump or Grocery Store?

Some Credit Card Reading Machines Ask You to Dip the Card and Pull It Out Rather Than Swipe. Does the Reader Pick Up the Data on the Way In or the Way Out?

W
hy Are Flour Tortillas Larger Than Corn Tortillas?

W
hy Do Our Noses Run in Cold Weather?

W
hy Do Bulls in Cartoons Have Nose Rings? And Why Don’t Cows Have Them?

W
hy Is Salt Sold in Round Containers?

W
hy Is There a Two-Minute Warning in American Football?

W
hy Does the Japanese Flag Sometimes Have Red Beams Radiating from the Sun?

W
hy Do We “See Stars” When We Bump Our Head?

H
ow Is the Maximum Occupancy for a Public Room Determined?

W
hy Do Teddy Bears Frown?

W
hy Are the Sprinkles Put on Ice Cream and Doughnuts Also Called Jimmies?

W
hy Do We Draw a
Bead
on a Target?

W
hy Do Many Dictionaries Say That the Days of the Week Are Pronounced “Fri-DEE,” “Sun-DEE,” etc.?

W
hy Do the Speed Controls on Fans Go from “Off” to “High” to “Low”? Wouldn’t It Make More Sense for Them to Go from “Off” to “Low” to “High”?

W
hy Are Public Radio Stations Clustered on the Low End of the FM Dial in the United States?

W
hy Do Pregnant Women Get Strange Food Cravings? And Why Do They Suddenly Start Hating Foods They Used to Love Before They Were Pregnant?

W
hy Can’t We Buy Fresh Baby Corn in Markets?

W
hy Are the Strips of Staples Designed for Office Staplers Too Long for the Space in the Stapler, Leaving Little Clumps to Clutter Drawers?

W
hy Do Most Staplers Have a Setting to Bend Staples Outward?

W
hy Was Charles Schulz’s Comic Strip Called
Peanuts
?

W
hat Happens to Sandbags After Flooding Is Over?

W
hy Do Rinks Use Hot Water to Resurface the Ice?

H
ow Did Fire Helmets Get Their Distinctive Shape?

W
hy Is Peanut Butter Sticky?

W
hy Are the Uniforms of Professional Japanese Baseball Players Printed in English Letters and Arabic Numbers?

W
hy Does Caucasian Babies’ and Children’s Hair Get Darker as They Age?

W
hy Does the Treble Clef on Sheet Music Have Two Dots Next to It? What’s the Purpose of the Fussy Look of All the Clefs? And How Did Musicians Share Compositions Before There Was Sheet Music?

W
hy Can’t You See Stars in the Background in Photos or Live Shots of Astronauts in Space?

W
hat Are Those Wigwams Doing off to the Side of Interstate Highways?

W
hy Don’t Women Faint as Much as They Used To?

W
hy Don’t Tornadoes Ever Seem to Hit Big Buildings or Big Cities?

W
hy Do Only Kids Seem to Get Head Lice?

W
hy Are Wells Round?

W
hy Are Some People Double-Jointed?

W
hy Do You Sometimes Find Ice in the Urinals in Men’s Bathrooms?

W
hy Do Auto Batteries Lose Their Charge When Left on a Concrete Floor?

W
hy Does Gum Get Hard When You Drink Water While Chewing?

W
hy Is There a Dot on Billiards and Pool Cue Balls?

W
hy Are Some Parts of Our Bodies More Ticklish Than Others?

If All Time Zones Converge at the North and South Poles, How Do They Tell Time There?

H
ow Do You Tell Directions at the North and South Poles?

W
hy Does Orange Juice Taste So Awful After You’ve Brushed Your Teeth?

W
ho Was Casper the Friendly Ghost Before He Died?

Letters

Acknowledgments

Searchable Terms

Master Index of Imponderability

Help!

About the Author

Credits

Also by David Feldman

Cover

Copyright

About the Publisher

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