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Authors: Katherine Applegate
Don't Tap-Dance on Your Teacher (5 page)
by Me, Roscoe Riley
1. New sneakers squeaking on the gym floor
2. Skateboards racing down the sidewalk
3. Frog croaks
4. Lion roars
5. Cat purrs
6. Drums in a marching band
7. Thunder
(when your mom and dad are with you)
8. Fireworks
(when your mom and dad are with you)
9. Tap dancing in a mud puddle
10. Tap dancing anywhere!
K
ATHERINE
A
PPLEGATE
s has never owned tap shoes, but she likes the clickety sound they make. She can do an excellent bubble-gum pop, and recently learned how to make armpit farts using a straw.
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Katherine lives in a very noisy household in California, with her husband, two kids, and assorted pets.
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by Katherine Applegate
Roscoe Riley Rules #1: Never Glue Your Friends to Chairs
Roscoe Riley Rules #2: Never Swipe a Bully's Bear
Roscoe Riley Rules #3: Don't Swap Your Sweater for a Dog
Roscoe Riley Rules #4: Never Swim in Applesauce
ROSCOE RILEY RULES #5: DON'T TAP-DANCE ON YOUR TEACHER
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EPub © Edition SEPTEMBER 2009 ISBN: 9780061850882
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Place bendy straw in armpit. Blow. Enjoy.
