Authors: Helen Chapman
Lily
Get in here and look around.
Narrator
The boys shuffle into the living room.
Becca
The TV’s gone.
Will
It’s in Granny’s room.
Kevin
Granny came home and found us watching it.
Will
Before she found us listening to the radio!
Max
From now on there’s no TV on a school night.
Will
And we can’t even watch TV over dinner.
Kevin
She’s making us sit at the table.
Lily
And do what?
Max
Talk about how our day was.
Becca
How long does it take to say ‘boring’?
Narrator
Later that night the house is quiet and the cousins are asleep. At least that’s what Granny thinks.
Kevin
It’s half past nine! And I’m in bed! With the light out!
Max
We’re
all
in bed.
Kevin
But I’m the oldest. I never go to bed before eleven.
Will
You do now. Granny’s house. Granny’s rules.
Kevin
Not for much longer.
Max
Why, what are you planning?
Kevin
From now on, it’s going to be
my
house,
my
rules.
Narrator
By next Thursday afternoon, it’s clear that Granny hasn’t heard about Kevin being in charge.
Lily
Kevin! What are you doing here? You said you’d be at basketball practice.
Kevin
I couldn’t go. There was no way to get home.
Will
Same for me and football.
Max
And for me and Scouts.
Lily
Ever heard of a bus?
Becca
Or train?
Will
Granny won’t let us.
Lily
You’re joking, right?
Max
No. She’s worried about us getting mugged.
Becca
Couldn’t you get a lift?
Will
No one from school lives around here.
Kevin
Anyway. Back to me. What am I going to do about training?
Will
Just go. We’ll take turns to cover for each other.
Lily
That won’t work. Granny’s home when we are.
Kevin
She really spoils our fun, doesn’t she?
Lily
A bit, but I like her being here when I get home.
Will
I don’t. I like being home alone. You get away with stuff.
Max
Dad never got back before meal time. I never used to start my homework until eight.
Will
And Dad never told me to get my muddy boots off the bed.
Narrator
I bet he did.
Kevin
And he let me chill out and do nothing.
Narrator
I bet he didn’t.
Max
Granny doesn’t believe in chilling out.
Kevin
Tell me about it. She always finds something for us to do.
Will
Like putting out the rubbish.
Lily
You three are unreal. Stop and think about Granny.
Becca
She had this place to herself. Now she has five kids to look after.
Will
We look after ourselves at home.
Becca
No you don’t. Your dad juggles work with looking after you.
Max
How do you know?
Lily
I’ve heard my mum and your dad talking.
Will
So go on then, what does he say?
Lily
That you three are selfish, lazy and messy.
Kevin
What? No way!
Lily
Kevin, who always picked you up from basketball?
Kevin
Dad.
Becca
Will, who picked you up from football?
Will
Dad.
Lily
Max, who picked you up from Scouts?
Max
Dad.
Kevin
I see where you’re going with this.
Narrator
Kevin’s quick off the mark, isn’t he?
Kevin
You think Granny should drive us.
Lily
No! I’m saying that you should look after yourself more.
Will
We’re okay with meeting up and coming home together.
Max
It’s Granny who’s scared for us.
Kevin
Will you help us?
Becca
To do what?
Kevin
Get Granny to pick me up from basketball.
Will
And me from football.
Max
And me from Scouts.
Becca
What’s in it for us?
Kevin
You get rid of us every Thursday afternoon.
Becca
Anything that keeps you out of the house sounds good.
Lily
We’ll tell Granny you miss your dad and you’d like her to watch you train.
Narrator
The plan works! The next Thursday afternoon the girls turn their music up loud and dance around the house.
Becca
Quick! Before Granny gets back, let’s spread our homework out on the table.
Lily
Hey! Whose black leather goggles are these?
Becca
No idea. I’ll turn off the music.
Narrator
They needn’t have bothered. Granny storms down the side path and into the shed.
Lily
What’s up with her?
Max
Granny was mugged!
Lily
and
Becca
(
together
)
Mugged?!
Kevin
Her bag was snatched, but she wasn’t hurt.
Becca
What happened?
Max
Granny picked me and Will up. Then we went to get Kevin.
Will
But he was still training, so we watched and …
Kevin
I was awesome if you’re wondering.
Lily
and
Becca
(
together
)
We’re not!
Will
These kids ran into us …
Max
… and grabbed Granny’s purse.
Will
Granny pulled out a spanner …
Lily
What spanner?
Will
The one in her bag.