Read Dying for a Living (A Jesse Sullivan Novel) Online
Authors: Kory M. Shrum
Dying for a Living (A Jesse Sullivan Novel)
dying
for a living
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is purely coincidental.
Copyright © 2014 Kory M. Shrum
All rights reserved.
ISBN-10: 0-9912158-1-8
ISBN-13: 978-0-9912158-1-2
Chapter 1
“
G
ood morning, Mr. Reynolds.” I used my best sing-song voice. “Are you ready to die today?”
“I don’t think we should stand so close to him,” Ally said and pulled me away from the bed. “And don’t talk with your mouth full.”
Mr. Reynolds still didn’t respond when I turned on the bedside lamp and illuminated his bedroom in a butter-yellow glow. I nudged him, impatient. “Good morning.”
His eyes fluttered open as he sat up quickly and pressed his back against the wooden headboard. Crushing the comforter to his chest, he removed an earplug from each of his ears with a fumbling urgency. His darting eyes searched our faces.
“Who the hell are you?” he asked. His graying brown hair was disheveled and thinning in front. His blue eyes, set in a wrinkling face, squinted against the onslaught of light. Though he was an enormous man, six feet tall and nearly 300 pounds according to our profile, he looked dwarfed in this California King bed.
I flashed Ally a look. Beside me, my personal assistant was taller by a few inches, making her 5’8” or so. Reynolds’s apartment was warm and we’d taken the stairs. So she’d unbuttoned her red A-line coat to reveal an off-white ruffled blouse and dress pants underneath. Her straightened blond hair, chocolate-eyes and tiny diamond nose stud, caught and held the soft light of Reynolds’s lamp as she adjusted herself.
She looked at the photo attached to the front of the file folder she held and then nodded twice, which meant yes we were in the right house, on the right day.
Of course, I could still have fun with this.
“Burglars,” I said with my mouth full, chewing. “If you could just strip those pillowcases off and fill them with your valuables, we’ll be on our way.”
His eyes fixed on the half-devoured sugar bomb in my hand. “Is that my muffin?”
I slowed my chewing, thinking of how best to answer this inquiry. “Could be. It was on your kitchen counter.”
“So you just took it?” He pushed the comforter off his chest. The disorientation of sleep wore off as he realized what was happening.
“Mr. Reynolds.” Ally leaned toward him gently, then pushed her hair behind her ear as it fell forward. Her tone was professional and kind. She was good at being professional. Me? Not so much.
“We’re here about the death-replacement you scheduled in April.”
His face remained pinched with confusion. One of the problems with letting hospitals orchestrate death-replacements is that clients don’t meet their agents until the actual death-day.
“At the hospital, remember? Your physician helped you schedule a replacement.” Ally continued, patient. “This is Ms. Jesse Sullivan. She will be your agent today.”
He turned his narrowing eyes from her to me. “She’s the zombie?”
Was it my job to remind him “zombie” is a derogatory term? Yes.
“Necronite,” I corrected. I threw the muffin wrapper in the bedside trashcan. “I’m the Necronite here to die so you can keep on a-livin’.”
I said that last part in the twangy, country music tone our fair city of Nashville was known for. He looked me over, head to toe. What did he expect a Necronite to look like? Probably not this young or wearing nothing more than jeans and a T-shirt beneath my hoodie.
“How did you get in?”
“Doorman,” I answered. “Look—”
Ally intercepted my irritation. “It’s important Jesse stays close to you until the incident occurs. As the doctor probably explained during your consultation, she must shadow you for the entire day.”
Mr. Reynolds turned to the bedside clock. “It’s only midnight.”
“That’s generally when the day starts,” I said, stretching my cramped neck to one side. “Your death-day is September 18th and that’s today, right?”
“Yes.” He didn’t sound so sure.
“Ta-da,” I said, throwing my arms wide. Startled, he leaned out of my reach. “Here I am.”
Ally elbowed me and I jerked my arms in to protect my ribs. She forced another smile at Reynolds. “We tried to call you earlier, but you didn’t answer. When we rang the doorbell and knocked, you still didn’t answer.”
I folded my arms over my chest, tired of standing over him. “We thought you’d already died.”
He uncurled his beefy fist to show the earplugs he still held. “I wear these when I sleep. I guess I didn’t hear you.”
“We were concerned, that’s all. It’s our job to keep you safe,” Ally added. Oh, that smile was really shining now. “We apologize for entering your home without an invitation.”
She nudged me with her elbow again. I grumbled, “Yeah, sorry.”
His shoulders slumped and he seemed to relax the longer Ally smiled at him. It was her gift, I guess, the ability to put people at ease. It certainly wasn’t a trait I possessed.
“Sir, if you can just act normal today, follow your usual routine, we’ll be here and ready for anything,” Ally grinned. Her weight shifted. She was tired of standing too. “Please go back to sleep. We’ll remain close if you need us.”
I gave him credit. He did try to go back to sleep, though he left the earplugs out, probably suspicious of us. I guess I wouldn’t be able to sleep with two strangers leaning against my bedroom wall watching me, especially a stranger as fidgety as myself.
Thirty minutes into this babysitting guard duty from which I derived an income, I was so bored. But waiting for death to show up was a normal part of the replacement process.
At 7:45 A.M., Reynolds was finally dressed and ready for work. He swore he usually walked to work, so walk we did. Franklin Street was busy, the honking horns conveying not everyone was happy to be alive on this fine Monday. The morning air held a characteristically September chill to it, so I zipped my dark hoodie up to my chin and warmed my cooling hands in the back pockets of my jeans.
Ally can look as professional as she’d like but my clothes would be destroyed by the end of the day—one way or another. Sure I have nicer clothes at home, but when I work a replacement job, I can’t wear those. Doctors really like to cut my clothes off. I mean, they see my dying body and it’s like “Nurse! The scissors, please.”
The time I was hit and killed by a bus, they cut my clothes off and I was wearing my favorite Three Stiffs with Picks T-shirt. The local band’s members were Necronites like me—which meant we had the same neurological disorder—but they weren’t death-replacement agents and had no government employment contract like I did.
Man, every time I think about that shirt, I get pissed all over again. They’d signed it, for goodness sake. The hospital ruined it more than the bus did. I could’ve kept it, damn them. Blood on a rock T-shirt is cool.
Anyway, that was the last straw, so now I only wear clothes I don’t care too much about, which means I own a plethora of dark jeans and hoodies which I can pull on or zip over any number of T-shirts. Sometimes Ally is able to intervene and save my clothes, but most body fluids stain, so I still go through an entire wardrobe quickly—shoes too. I don’t know how I lose my shoes when I die.
At home, I have a whole basket of shoes I only have one of and I refuse to buy more. They still work. Like today, I was wearing one red Nike sneaker and one blue Reebok sneaker, each one tied with floppy laces. Maybe that’s why Reynolds kept staring at my feet as we walked.
We’d only made it two blocks down the road, pushing through the swarming crowds, past opening shops and businesses, when the conversation took an inevitable turn.
Mr. Reynolds turned to Ally and flashed what I suspected was a well-rehearsed smile. His voice shifted to a carefully inflected tone. “Are you a zombie too?”
“Necronite,” I said, correcting him again. If I wanted to playfully call myself a zombie that was one thing. I was trying to reclaim the word after all. But people can’t just go equating my lifestyle to mindless, brain-eating corpses. “The politically correct term is Necronite. You don’t call black people the n-word.”
“Necronite, got it,” he blurted, embarrassed by the fact that I was speaking at full volume. His eyes nervously scanned the passing crowd for any signs that someone had heard us. He tried to speak to Ally again. “Do you reanimate also?”
“Ooo, reanimate. Breaking out the big words,” I said. “No, Ally doesn’t die. She is one hundred percent mortal.”
I’ve seen the ‘Let’s get to know the cute assistant’ bit before. I don’t blame him. Ally is gorgeous. I’ve made a play for her myself because gorgeous is gorgeous. I’m just lucky that Ally likes women or I probably would have looked just as ridiculous as Mr. Reynolds here.
“I’m just the hired help,” Ally said with a polite smile, which had become permanently fixed on her face when mediating between me and my clients. Maybe it was her round cheeks or tiny cute nose that made people like her. She just looked like a nice person—unless you pissed her off, of course. “Jesse’s schedule is hectic, and it’s my job to keep her sane.”
“You must have your work cut out for you,” he said.
Did he just insult me?
I could play. “You’re not her type. You need breasts, bigger ones.”
His jaw set tight. “Is she always this…charming?”
I opened my mouth to show him just how charming I could be when Ally shot me a pleading look behind his back. Brinkley, my government-assigned handler, popped into my head. One more bad review, Jesse, and I’ll kill you. A couple of times. If Mr. Reynolds thought I was a challenge, he should try dealing with Brinkley sometime.
I rolled my eyes at Ally and said my rehearsed speech. I didn’t even bother to deliver it any better than deadpan. “Dear Sir or Madam, I am sorry for this inconvenience. In the light of your impending death, this must be a stressful time for you. Please accept my apologies for this inconvenience and let me offer my reassurance that no matter what happens, you can count on me to save your ass.”
Brinkley made me memorize this verbatim, and to be spiteful, I haven’t changed a word. Not even the Sir or Madam part, as you can see. Okay, maybe I changed “save you” to “save your ass”, but what’s the difference really?
Reynolds blinked twice and stared. Reaching some conclusion, he opened the door to his office and entered without saying another word.
The South Tower where Mr. Reynolds worked was huge, stretching far up into the overcast sky. The building looked like a cat to me, with a pointy radio antenna on each side of its roof. We followed him and his swinging briefcase through the revolving glass doors into the building, which smelled like women’s perfume and floor polish. With our plastic visitor badges attached, we took the elevator up to Reynolds’s office on the fifteenth floor. The office was the coolest, strangest thing I’d ever seen.
It was laid out like a bi-level, encased in glass. The entrance was two glass doors that pushed open. The outer wall was a full window overlooking downtown Nashville. The floor was hardwood, something pale like pine, and quite shiny in the slanted autumn light. A spiraling staircase with see-through steps coiled off to the right, very modern. The lower level held only his secretary’s desk and a clear view over the city. Reynolds’s desk was located on the upper, loft-like part suspended in the air.
