Read Elven Blood (Imp Book 3) Online
Authors: Debra Dunbar
Tags: #Fantasy, #paranormal, #urban fantasy
The Succubus made a slashing motion across her throat and pointed over the edge of the sofa at the angel.
“You’re safe here. It’s sort of like an embassy. I won’t let him kill you.” I looked over at Gregory to confirm. I wasn’t sure if that was true or not.
“I’ll try to restrain myself.” He glared at Leethu, which wasn’t helping me calm her down at all.
I faced him and crossed my arms in front of my chest, frowned and tapped my foot. I’d seen humans do this before with great results. It was worth a try.
“Oh, all right.” He turned to face Leethu. “I promise I won’t harm you as long as you are under the protection of your Iblis, but you need to abide by behavioral standards to keep your immunity. Is that understood?”
Leethu nodded and held her throat with both hands in a choking gesture. A smile flickered across the angel’s face.
“I’m assuming you’re not asking me to throttle you? No? Okay, I’ll allow you sound once more, but if you make that horrible noise in my presence ever again, all deals are off.”
The Succubus nodded frantically, and she made a soft whimper as Gregory released her from her silence.
“You really are the Iblis, Ni–ni?” she whispered, darting nervous glances at my angelic guest.
“Yeah. Wanna trade?” I asked hopefully.
“Never.”
I didn’t think so. Nobody wanted to be the Iblis. I didn’t want to be the Iblis.
“Go upstairs and pick out a bedroom. Not mine,” I added. She pouted, clearly disappointed. “Just stay out of the way and I’ll come get you when we’re done here.”
Gregory watched her scurry up the stairs and turned to me with his eyebrows raised.
“She’s an older foster sister,” I confessed. “I was really young when she hit puberty and went off for training, so I don’t know her that well. She seems nice enough though.”
Gregory’s eyebrows rose further.
“Aside from the screaming, that is. She is a Succubus too,” I added, feeling the pull, even from upstairs. I needed to ask Wyatt for a hall pass. Or maybe she wouldn’t count? Or maybe he could join in? She wouldn’t be rough with him during sex like other demons would.
“
She’s
a Succubus?” Gregory asked in confusion. “That’s got to be the most disgusting demon I’ve ever encountered.”
“Well, she really wasn’t at her best right now. She’s actually very strong. She’s probably got a determined suitor shoving his or her breeding proposal down her throat. It’s the pheromones. She’s right to let them cool off a bit, put some distance between them.”
He shook his head.
“Didn’t you feel it? Wow. I just want to bury myself in her when she turns it on. It’s hard to say no when she’s like that.”
“I find her terribly unappealing, even with the chemicals, the aura, and the power leak. I can’t imagine who would want to be in the same dimension as such a creature.”
Maybe angels were immune? “You’ve surely been around Succubi before? Killed them? Is it just Leethu that’s revolting to you, or are others?”
“She’s the first Succubus I’ve met. They have very little power, so other angels take them out on their own without turning to me for assistance. Other angels have told me they are very seductive, but . . .” he paused, frowning. “I guess I imagined something different.”
Huh. To each his own. I walked back over to the table with the depressing stacks of paper.
“We should get to these. Before I chicken out and run away, that is.”
We spent the day going over agenda items. I don’t remember a thing. I was especially distracted when a noise began upstairs. It sounded like a weed whacker. Leethu had found the toys. Great.
Gregory looked at the ceiling, then at me.
“You don’t want to know,” I told him.
“Is this similar to that vibrating bed in the hotel?” he asked.
“Same idea. Only a little more up close and personal.”
“Does this one actually have the desired effect?”
“Yep. Sure does. Are we done with these papers? What else do we need to go over?” I would have loved to demonstrate, but I was pretty sure the angel wouldn’t be turned on by watching me masturbate. Still, it was difficult not getting worked up with Leethu’s delighted noises joining the deafening buzzing sound.
“You’ll quickly learn who leans which way on all the issues. I don’t want to influence you, so you’ll need to make your own judgments.”
“Can you at least tell me who is on this Ruling Council? You said seven, including me. Let me know their names and levels so I’m not walking in there blind.”
“No. It’s important you make independent decisions.”
“They all probably know who I am. It’s only fair.”
“No.”
“It’s not like I’m going to summon them or anything. You don’t need to give me their sigils or all of their names. Just their common names and main responsibility.”
“No.”
“Fuck you.” I threw a stack of papers on the floor. He didn’t seem to care. “How am I supposed to prepare if I don’t know who I’m on this stupid council with?”
“Research it. Ask other demons, elves, werewolves. Make that worthless human of yours do some digging. Stop being childish and start acting like the Iblis.”
I glared at him. I felt a serious tantrum coming on.
“There’s a human at your door,” he said.
My mind went blank. Was that a riddle? And then my doorbell rang.
Gregory looked thoughtful. “The human has magic.”
Well I guess it wasn’t the pizza delivery guy then. I went to the door, lamenting the days when no one came to visit, when even the cable installation dude was afraid to come down my lane. There was a neatly dressed man at my door with short brown hair and intelligent blue eyes. He looked vaguely familiar. Maybe he was the pizza delivery guy. Except I didn’t see any pizza.
“Iblis, I hope I am not inconveniencing you in any way.”
The man walked in the door, obviously confident that his visit was, in fact, convenient, and halted as he saw Gregory. Interesting. A human who recognized me as a demon, as the Iblis, and clearly recognized Gregory as non–human. He didn’t have that adoring, worshipful look that everyone else got when they saw the angel. He looked wary.
“Uh, I can come back. I see this is a bad time.”
“Nope, it’s a perfect time. We were just wrapping up here.” I looked pointedly at Gregory who smiled, folding his arms in front of him. Great.
“Uh, I just wanted to remind you of our request we made this past fall, when you were in Atlantic City,” the human prodded, shooting uncomfortable glances at the angel.
Now I recognized him. One of the elf high lords sent him. I couldn’t remember his name; either the high lord or the human. Actually I didn’t think the human ever told me his name, but I remembered the high lord was from the area where I’d spent my childhood.
“Yes. I’m glad you came because your request did slip my mind,” I admitted. “I’ve been really busy, and I’m not sure I’ll have time to attend to his lordliness anytime in the near future.”
The human shot another wary look at Gregory. “His Lordship recognizes the many demands on your time, and offers to help alleviate the situation by taking care of a particularly vexing problem for you. He will gladly ensure that your schedule is free and that you have all the resources you need to assist him. He begs this as a boon from you, the Iblis, and he will be most grateful for your assistance.”
Wow. That had to have been the most flowery speech I had ever heard. I was pretty sure he was offering to help me with my Haagenti problem, but I wasn’t sure what he planned to do to free up the rest of my schedule. Be my proxy at the Ruling Council meeting, perhaps? That would totally rock. Besides, he was kissing my ass, and I’ll admit it was working. Elves and their human servants never kissed my ass. They never kissed any demon ass. If this guy was going to start begging boons from me and being most grateful, I was in.
“Okay. I can probably pop over sometime this week, but I’ll need to be vague about the date and time due to my vexing problem. Can your lord be flexible?”
He glanced again at Gregory. “Yes, definitely. Will you do me the honor of walking me to my car, Iblis?” he asked.
I expected him to extend a bent arm so I could delicately take his elbow and stroll from the room. He didn’t go that far though. I followed him out my front door and down the driveway where, as I expected, there was no car.
“Didn’t come in through the gate?” I asked. Servants did sometimes use the big gates, but they also used the wild gates. An elf would activate it to let them out, then they just walked right on in through the trap to come back. The closest gate I knew of was on the C&O Canal towpath, which was not exactly walking distance, so I wasn’t surprised when he held up a palm–sized disk. An elf button; a portable gate. They were expensive and difficult to make. This high lord really wanted my assistance if he went to all this trouble to give me a reminder.
“Lord Taullian requests your presence as soon as possible. He has a proposal that is in line with your particular skills, and in return he offers to take care of the demon that has a price on your head.”
I felt as if a load were lifted from my back. Things with Haagenti had escalated, he’d begun targeting Wyatt. This human was proposing the perfect out. No doubt the elf lord wanted me to track someone down and kill them. I’d take on the job and never have to face Haagenti. This just moved to the top of my list.
“I’m interested. I’ll pop over as soon as I have a free moment.”
“Lord Taullian of Cyelle will anticipate your arrival sometime this week,” he said. “In the Western Red Forest by the Maugan Swamp.”
Smart servant. As happy as I was to be reminded of the guy’s name, I’d probably forget it within the hour. Elf names were really weird, and they all sounded the same. I swear they picked baby names by grabbing a handful of Scrabble tiles and putting them in a random order.
“I’ll be there,” I assured him. He activated the gate and vanished.
Haagenti finally off my back. That would be glorious. Plus, I was really curious what this guy had in mind. Screw the boring Iblis stuff, this elf had a far more interesting activity for me.
“Playing with elves?” Gregory asked as I came back in.
I grinned. “Every chance I get.”
“This high lord is very foolish.”
“They never contact us unless they’re desperate. They know the risks, and they’ve carefully weighed out their options. I’ve done stuff for other elves, but not this particular guy. I’ve never met him. He probably wants something dead and doesn’t care about the mess, or collateral damage”
“As I said—very foolish.”
I nodded. I didn’t care. It would get Haagenti off my back, and it would be more interesting than these horrible stacks of papers on my table.
“Are we done here,” I asked, indicating the paperwork. “It’s getting late and I’ve got other things to do.”
Gregory looked disappointed. “I guess we can call it a night. We’ve covered the major issues. I’ll leave the rest for you to peruse at your leisure. I trust that you’ll review it all before the meeting?”
Now who was foolish? “Oh, of course. I’ll have it all read by the end of the evening,” I lied.
He sighed and stacked the papers neatly, putting them on my kitchen counter. “Then unless some pressing matter arises, I’ll meet you here to bring you to the council meeting.”
He vanished and I stood in my dining room, with a noisy houseguest, paperwork I had no intention of reading, and a head at my back door. Crap. The head. I walked over and looked at it. It looked back at me, the eyes glazed with decomposition, the skin grey and papery. Guess I better get rid of it before it leaked even more on my floor.
I glanced up and saw Boomer standing outside the huge French doors leading to my pool. At the moment he looked like a regular dog, a tall brindle Plot hound with floppy ears and golden green eyes. At will he could switch to his hellhound form, which was significantly larger with two massive heads. Boomer stared at the head through the glass with that peculiar fixation a dog gets when he really, really wants something. I picked up the head to toss it out to him and was amused to see his eyes track the movement.
It felt just like a human head, I wondered again. Nothing at all to indicate it had ever housed a demon. An odd thought struck me. Nothing at all to indicate it had ever housed a demon. How had Gregory known? Did someone alert the angels to this oddity? Humans wouldn’t have been able to tell. As a demon, I couldn’t tell. Humans died all the time; did angels examine each one of them? Maybe a werewolf had reported it?
Werewolves. I texted Candy. Might as well have her take a smell before Boomer ate the evidence.
Can you come by? I need you to sniff a head.
A few seconds passed before I heard the beep of a message.
Do u have autocorrect on? You wrote “sniff a head”.
I wrote back:
Seriously. Sniff a head.
She replied:
Intrigued. But not surprised. B there soon.
Candy arrived, a cream cashmere car coat over her gold and brown tweed pants suit. The werewolf shook her head and a light dust of white fell from her blond hair.
“Oh, is it snowing?” I asked in delight.
She ignored my question and stared at the top of my head. “You have road kill in your hair.”
I reached up a hand. The goo had dried into a stiff mess. “I put the head on top of mine, like a hat. I guess it leaked a bit.”
Candy curled her lip. “Why in the world would you put a severed head on your hair?”
“It was funny.”
Candy shook her head and sniffed.
“The head is over by the back door,” I directed helpfully.
“It smells like an orgy at a chocolate factory in here,” she accused.
Leethu.
“Uh, yeah. Don’t pay any attention to that. My foster sister is crashing here for a few days and she’s a Succubus.”
Candy wrinkled her nose.
“Is that going to affect your ability to smell the head? Should we take it outside?”
“Probably. It’s going to take me a few moments to get your sister’s smell out of my nose. Someone needs to do an intervention and get her to turn it down. She reminds me of those people that douse themselves with a gallon of perfume. Gives me a headache.”