Espresso Shot (21 page)
Authors: Cleo Coyle
Tags: #General, #Fiction, #Detective, #Mystery, #Mystery & Detective - Women Sleuths, #Mystery & Detective, #Fiction - Mystery, #Coffeehouses, #Suspense, #Women Sleuths, #Cosi; Clare (Fictitious character), #Mystery fiction, #Divorced people, #Brides, #Weddings, #New York (N.Y.), #Brides - Crimes against, #Cookery (Coffee), #Attempted murder
We were ushered into a cozy living room with powder-blue walls covered with family photos. Floor lamps gave the space a soft glow. At the far end of the room was a nook of a dining space. A long, narrow table started in that small room and flowed out of it, reaching well into the living room. It was set for ten. Three couples were already seated, sipping wine and speaking with a stocky man who stood over them. As we entered, the well-dressed group turned in their seats to greet Roman, who seemed to know them all.
“This is Clare Cosi, everyone. She’s the manager of the Village Blend.”
In a rush, everyone shouted their names. They were all Caucasian and appeared to be prosperous professionals in their thirties and forties. One man stood out, however. Younger than the rest, I recognized him from the uncannily accurate caricature on his Web site.
“Chef Perry!” Roman said, “Clare’s been
dying
to meet you.”
dying
to meet you.”
Ack. So much for subtlety.
Neville Perry stood up. I quickly stepped forward and offered my hand. He shook it firmly.
“I’m flattered to meet a fan.”
Wearing a Levi’s jacket over a loose Hawaiian shirt, the chef was no older than thirty. His spiky hair was platinum blond (obviously bleached, since his goatee was dark brown), and I noticed the glint of a silver loop in his ear. The striking contrast of perfectly even white teeth against a salon-perfect tan screamed Hollywood. So did the way his shirt was open at the neck to flaunt as much bronzed flesh as possible.
His eyes were the pale-green color of honeydew melon, and they checked me out so quickly from head to toe I would have missed it if I hadn’t been watching.
“So, Clare . . .” He smiled. “Were you a fan of my
canceled
reality show, my
defunct
restaurant, or my Prodigal Chef blog?”
canceled
reality show, my
defunct
restaurant, or my Prodigal Chef blog?”
“Oh, all three,” I said, surprised by the dry humor in the man’s tone. Self-deprecation was the last thing I expected from this guy.
“Well, that’s really nice of you to say. Have any favorite episodes? Or dishes?”
“It’s really your Web site that’s got my attention lately.”
“That’s great, too.” Neville glanced at Roman. “I’m happy you’re socializing with someone
besides
your gossip-mongering, yellow journalist buddies.” Neville slapped his forehead. “Wait a minute! I forgot. You’re
one
of those gossip-mongering, yellow journalists, aren’t you?”
besides
your gossip-mongering, yellow journalist buddies.” Neville slapped his forehead. “Wait a minute! I forgot. You’re
one
of those gossip-mongering, yellow journalists, aren’t you?”
“Oh, Neville. You’re jealous because I actually get
paid
for my writing. By the way, I’ve been wondering. What
do
you do for a living?”
paid
for my writing. By the way, I’ve been wondering. What
do
you do for a living?”
Chef Perry winked at me. “I wonder if our food critic gets paid by the word or by the pound?”
Roman rolled his eyes. “Ersatz cheese is sold by the pound, Neville. That would be
your
department.”
your
department.”
Our escort reappeared, minus his hooded jacket, bearing a tray of wine. Roman accepted a glass, sniffed it with theatrical trepidation, then took a sip and made a face.
Perry lifted his chin in my direction. “I’ll bet Clare doesn’t think my blogs are crap.”
Roman raised a finger. “I didn’t say crap. I said
ersatz cheese
. There is a minor difference. Considering your reputation, it’s one you should recognize.”
ersatz cheese
. There is a minor difference. Considering your reputation, it’s one you should recognize.”
Though the men were throwing comments as prickly as cactus leaves, I didn’t get the impression Neville Perry actually disliked Roman.
“Man, I hope we eat soon.” Perry glanced at his bling-heavy watch. “These aromas are making me ravenous.”
“Anything to clean my palate of this subpar wine,” Roman said, plopping his glass on the table.
“We’re still waiting for someone to arrive,” said one of the other guests.
Just then a loud voice boomed from the foyer. “I’m here, all! Start ringing the dinner bell!”
Roman looked as though he’d just sampled something more displeasing than the “subpar” wine. He turned to Neville. “Well, Perry, it appears you’re not the only show biz chef to taint us with his presence this evening.”
“Oh my God. Rafe Chastain is here,” burbled a woman at the table.
I knew Chastain by reputation, but I never expected the Adventure Channel’s infamous
Exotic Food Hunter at Large
to show up at a place like this. The man looked much the same as he did on my TV: a leanly muscled charmer with a face well lined from years spent under the harsh sun (not to mention his decades of hard living, if the man’s reputation for drinking, drugging, and daring was accurate). He wore his Egyptian cotton shirt open at the collar and rolled up at the sleeves, and his long legs sported tight black denims over pointed snakeskin boots.
Exotic Food Hunter at Large
to show up at a place like this. The man looked much the same as he did on my TV: a leanly muscled charmer with a face well lined from years spent under the harsh sun (not to mention his decades of hard living, if the man’s reputation for drinking, drugging, and daring was accurate). He wore his Egyptian cotton shirt open at the collar and rolled up at the sleeves, and his long legs sported tight black denims over pointed snakeskin boots.
Chastain’s television travels had taken him all over the world in search of new culinary experiences, which often involved eating the kind of stuff I’d run away from, not put in my mouth. We’re talking bugs, snakes, lizards, rats, along with the occasional feast of entrails, gizzards, and other questionable parts of animals, domesticated and wild.
I’d seen the show once or twice but was more familiar with the serious culinary articles he’d written for the
New Yorker
,
GQ
, and
Food & Wine
.
New Yorker
,
GQ
, and
Food & Wine
.
Intimidated by the celebrity’s entrance, no one rose to greet him. Mostly they just gawked, as if the man were still on display behind their high-def screens. Out of politeness I stepped forward.
“Hello, Mr. Chastain, my name’s Clare—”
“Nice to meet you, honey.” He gripped my hand, glanced down my blouse, and looked right past me. “Where’s the booze?”
EIGHTEEN
THE waiter with the wine tray approached, and Rafe Chastain snagged two glasses for himself. He downed one immediately and set the empty glass back on the tray. That’s when he noticed two familiar faces in the room.
“Roman. Neville,” he said, nodding in their general directions. Then he ran his fingers through his short, iron-gray hair, showing off the tattoos on his gangly forearms. Finally, he sniffed the air.
“Yum-yum. Something smells good.”
Frowning, Neville Perry glanced at his watch again. “I hope the food hasn’t gone cold. It’s been
so
long.”
so
long.”
Chastain smirked at the dig but held back his reply when he saw an older Asian woman bowing graciously before us.
“I’m Mrs. Weng. Welcome to my house.”
“Quiet, kids. The show’s starting,” Chastain loudly whispered.
“Tonight you will experience the cuisine of Chef Moon Pac,” Mrs. Weng continued. “Born in Chonju, South Korea, Moon Pac first learned to cook beside his Malaysian mother. The chef moved from there to some of the finest kitchens in Asia. He apprenticed at Jeolla Hoigwan, then went to Hong Kong and cooked at the Hoi Tin Garden—”
“I’m impressed,” Chastain interrupted before draining his second glass.
“Now he’s here,” the woman added, “and Chef Pac is ready to bring his unique fusion of Eastern cuisine to America. Please be seated.”
Chastain snatched another glass of wine from the waiter’s tray and suddenly hooked my arm. “Clare, wasn’t it? Come sit beside me, honey.”
“But I was speaking with Neville—”
“Yeah, Rafe, hands off,” Perry said. “I saw her first.”
“Gentlemen,” Roman interrupted. “Clare accompanied
me
to the ball.”
me
to the ball.”
Chastain shrugged but failed to release me. “Fine. Then you two Flying Monkeys can sit next to us.”
Roman sniffed. “That’s
Mr.
Flying Monkey to you!”
Mr.
Flying Monkey to you!”
Chastain took the seat at the far end of the table, near the house’s back patio door, and plopped me down beside him. I quickly offered Neville Perry the seat to my right. Roman settled into the chair across the table. Then the waiters streamed in with the first course.
“Malaysian hotcakes with curry dipping sauce,” our hostess announced.
A platter with a pile of hot, sticky dough, thin as tissue paper, sat beside a bowl containing a breast portion of chicken in a curry-colored sauce.
“Do they have to serve it with the bones?” asked a woman at the other end of the table.
Chef Chastain smirked. “The bones are where the flavor is, baby. They make the sauce rich and savory.” He tore into the thin pancake and plunged it into the bowl of hot sauce.
“This roti is the best Malaysian flatbread I’ve ever tasted,” Perry declared, his mouth still full.
“The sauce is piquant,” Roman noted. “It’s reminiscent of
murgh makhani
—classic Indian butter chicken—but without the tomato base.”
murgh makhani
—classic Indian butter chicken—but without the tomato base.”
“Mmmmm. Besides the ginger, I taste garlic, coriander, cumin, and white pepper,” Chastain said. “Too much white pepper.”
“A few too many sprigs of lemongrass, as well,” Roman said.
Neville Perry caught my eye. “And a few too many critics. Don’t you think, Clare?”
I couldn’t argue. The crepelike pancake was so moist and delicious it almost tasted fried. And the dipping sauce was luxuriously succulent—buttery smooth yet spicy with the faintest kiss of heat. But I wasn’t here for the food. As I chewed and swallowed, I considered my next step with Perry.
Just go for it, Clare. Reel him in, pull the rug out, and see how he reacts.
I waited for the next course to come,
ipol poh piah
, a steamed Malaysian spring roll stuffed with white turnip, egg, onions, minced dried shrimp, and a salty fish paste. Roman and Chastain began discussing the benefits of dried versus fresh herbs and spices, and I laid my hand on Neville’s.
ipol poh piah
, a steamed Malaysian spring roll stuffed with white turnip, egg, onions, minced dried shrimp, and a salty fish paste. Roman and Chastain began discussing the benefits of dried versus fresh herbs and spices, and I laid my hand on Neville’s.
Time to get down to business.
“You’re a pretty popular guy among my employees,” I said, summoning a warm (hopefully trustworthy) smile. “In fact, one of my baristas swore you were near our coffeehouse the other night. Or maybe it was last night?”
“The Village Blend?” Neville shrugged. “Could be. I hang in the Village a lot, when I’m not downtown.”
“Is that where you live?” I leaned toward him. “Downtown?”
He smiled flirtatiously. “I can give you my number if you like. See, I’m transitioning. I had to move out of my old place; now I’m checking different neighborhoods to see what suits me.”
“You should try the Village,” I said. “Someplace historic. Or are you more interested in the modern amenities? The apartments in the Time Warner Center are luxurious. I was there today, at
Trend
’s offices, visiting my friend
Breanne Summour
. . .”
Trend
’s offices, visiting my friend
Breanne Summour
. . .”
That did it. Neville had been fine conversing with Roman earlier. At the first mention of Breanne’s name, the freshness of Neville’s smile expired. I saw his reaction and decided to up the pressure.
“I read that piece on your site. You know, the one about ‘serving’ Breanne? A little too Hannibal Lecter, don’t you think? Or is it just that you don’t like my friend very much?”
Neville dropped his flat bread. “What I don’t like, Clare, are
bullies
. Especially so-called trendsetters who wield their huge circulation and massive advertising base like a sword over everyone’s head. A sword that’s always ready to chop you off at the knees.”
bullies
. Especially so-called trendsetters who wield their huge circulation and massive advertising base like a sword over everyone’s head. A sword that’s always ready to chop you off at the knees.”
Head? Knees? Brother, this guy was into chopping body parts. Now he just needs to say the right words, threaten Breanne with harm, violence, something specific. Come on, Neville . . .
Reaching for his napkin, Neville sat back in his chair. “Anyway, your friend Breanne is big enough to take my insults. Believe me, she has them coming. That’s why I started my blog. Thanks to the Internet, magazines and newspapers no longer have a lock on taste or opinion. In my blog, everyone out there can hear what I have to say. The
other
side of the story—”
other
side of the story—”
“Wow,” Roman interrupted. “There’s
another
side to serving up expired poultry, seafood, and produce to your customers? Please, Neville. Let’s hear it.”
another
side to serving up expired poultry, seafood, and produce to your customers? Please, Neville. Let’s hear it.”
Neville narrowed his pale-green eyes. “For one thing, Brio, those products weren’t expired. They were frozen and thawed, not that I’d expect Ms. Summour to tell the truth. Okay, not the freshest ingredients, maybe. But at that point the restaurant was in trouble. I had to cut corners to keep the dream alive and protect the livelihood of my employees.”
“If you cared so much for your staff, why did you gouge their tips?” Roman demanded, all playfulness gone from his tone. (I’d almost forgotten how he’d started out in this town—as a lowly waiter, dependent on tips to make the rent.)
Neville met Roman’s accusing gaze, leaned forward, and pounded his fist on the table hard enough to shake the wine-glasses. Conversations stopped, and the other diners looked his way.
“Just because
your
boss published that
crap
, doesn’t make it
true
. I was
cleared
by the arbitration board. I’m still waiting for Summour to print a retraction—”
your
boss published that
crap
, doesn’t make it
true
. I was
cleared
by the arbitration board. I’m still waiting for Summour to print a retraction—”
Okay, here we go. Threaten Breanne now, buddy, get it out . . .
“And I’ll tell you one more thing—”
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