Read Every Which Way But Dead Online
Authors: Kim Harrison
Anger shocked through me and I halted. Seething, I aimed at Lee and squeezed.
Drawing himself up, he whispered Latin and gestured. I lurched to the side, but he had been going for the ball and it deflected to the right. Still crouched, I shot again. Lee's eyes went patronizing as he deflected it too. The movements of his hands took on a more sinister mien, and my eyes widened.
Shit, I had to end this now.
I lunged at him, yelping when the last vampire slammed into me. We went down in a tangle, me fighting furiously to keep him from getting a hold on me. With a last grunt and savage kick, I broke free, rolling to my feet. Panting, I backed away. My sparring with Ivy came back in a mixed slurry of hope and despair. I had never managed to best her. Not really.
Silent, the vampire attacked. I dove to the side, skinning my elbow as Mrs. Aver's suit tore through. He was on me, and I rolled, head covered with my arms, kicking him off when I caught my breath. The tingle of my circle zinged through me. I had run into it and it had fallen. Immediately I lost connection with the line, making me feel empty.
I jumped to my feet, swerving to avoid the vamp's leg swing.
Damn it, he wasn't even trying!
My splat gun was behind him, and when he came at me, I collapsed out of his reach, rolling to get it. Fingers grasping, my breath exploded out as the cool metal settled in my grip.
“Got you, you bastard!” I shouted, spinning to plug him right in the face.
His eyes widened, then rolled up. Stifling a shriek, I rolled out of the way as his momentum tipped him forward. There was a sodden thump as he hit the cobbled drive. Blood seeped out from under his cheek. He'd broken something.
“Sorry you work for such a dick,” I breathed as I got up, then did a double take. My face went slack and I let my gun slip to dangle from a finger. I was surrounded by eight men, all of them a good ten feet back. Lee stood behind them, looking obnoxiously satisfied as he adjusted the button on his coat. I grimaced and tried to catch my breath. Oh yeah. I had broken the circle.
Shit on crap, how many times did I have to tag this guy?
Panting and hunched in pain, I saw David and Kisten unmoving under three guns in the garage. There were eight surrounding me. Add in the five I'd just downed. Kisten had gotten at least four. Mustn't forget the original guys upstairs. I didn't even know how many Ivy had taken out. The man was ready for a freaking war.
Slowly I straightened. I could handle that.
“Ms. Morgan?” Lee's voice sounded odd among the dripping snowmelt coming off the garage's overhang. The sun was behind the house, and I shivered now that I wasn't moving. “Anything left in your little gun?”
I looked at it. If I had counted rightâand I thought I hadâthere were eight charms in there. Eight charms that were useless as Lee could deflect them all. And even if he didn't, I stood little chance in taking that many men without getting nailed.
If I played by the rulesâ¦
“I'm dropping the gun,” I said, then carefully, slowly, opened the reservoir and dumped the blue splat balls out before I tossed it to him. Seven tiny spheres bounced, rolling in the cracks of the red cobbled drive to come to a stop. Seven in the open; one in my hand.
God, this had to work. Just don't bind my hands. I had to keep my hands.
Shaking, I put my hands in the air and backed away, a tiny splat ball dropping down my sleeve to make a cold spot at my elbow. Lee gestured, and the surrounding men converged. One grabbed my shoulder, and I struggled not to hit him.
Placid, meek. No need to tie me up.
Lee got in my face. “Stupid, stupid girl,” he sneered, touching his forehead under his short dark bangs where a new cut spread.
He pulled his hand back, and I forced myself to not move, taking it as he backhanded me. Seething, I pulled myself straight where the momentum had shifted me. The surrounding men laughed, but my hands behind my back were moving, the splat ball rolling to find my palm as I finished. My eyes flicked from Lee to my splat balls on the cobbles. Someone bent to pick one up. “You're wrong,” I said to Lee, breathing hard. “I'm a stupid, stupid witch.”
Lee's attention followed mine to the splat balls.
“Consimilis,”
I said, tapping a line.
“Get down!” Lee exclaimed, pushing the men around him out of the way.
“Calefacio!”
I shouted, elbowing the witch holding me and rolling to the ground. My circle snapped into existence around me with a quick thought. There was a sharp pop, and a scattering of blue-colored shrapnel peppered the outside of my bubble. The plastic balls had burst from the heat, sending superheated sleep potion everywhere. I looked up from between my arms. Everyone was down but Lee, having put enough men between him and the flying potions. In the garage, Ivy stood panting over the last three vamps. We had gotten them. All that was left was Lee. And he was mine.
A smile curved over me as I stood and broke my circle, taking the energy back into my chi. “Just you and me, surfer boy,” I said, tossing the splat ball I had used for a focusing object and catching it. “Care to throw the dice?”
Lee's round face went still. He held himself unmoving, and then, without a glimmer of emotion, tapped a line.
“Son of a bitch,” I swore, lunging. I slammed into him, knocking him flat on the cobbles. Teeth gritted, he gripped my wrist, squeezing until the splat ball rolled from me.
“You will shut up!” I shouted from atop him, jamming my arm into his throat so he couldn't speak. He fought me, bringing his hand up to smack my cheek.
My breath hissed out in a pained gasp as he hit the bruise Al gave me. Catching his wrist, I snapped my cuffs on him. Spinning him over, I wrenched his arm out from under him. Knee on his back, pinning him to the pavement, I snapped the other ring about his other wrist.
“I am tired of your crap!” I exclaimed. “Nobody tries to put a black charm on me, and nobody traps me in a boat with a bomb. Nobody!You hear me? Who in hell do you think you are, coming into my city and trying to take over?” Rolling him over, I snatched David's paper from behind his coat. “And this isn't yours!” I said, holding it high like a trophy.
“Ready for a little trip, witch?” Lee said, his eyes dark with hate and blood leaking from his mouth.
My eyes widened as I felt him pull more from the ley line he was already linked to. “No!” I shouted, realizing what he was doing.
The cuffs were FIB issue,
I thought, kicking myself. They were FIB issue, lacking the core of solid silver that the I.S. issue cuffs came standard with. He could jump. He could jump to a line if he knew how. And apparently he did.
“Rachel!” Ivy shrieked, her voice and the light cutting off with a terrifying suddenness.
A sheet of ever-after coated me. I choked, pushing Lee away, clawing at my mouth, unable to breathe. My heart beat wildly as his magic raced through me, etching the lines both physical and mental that defined me. The blackness of never flooded me, and I panicked as I felt myself exist in splinters everywhere but nowhere sure. I teetered on madness, unable to breathe, unable to think.
I screamed as I snapped back into myself with a wrench and the blackness retreated to the pit of my soul. I could breathe.
Lee kicked at me, and I rolled away to my hands and knees, thanking God I had them again. Cold rock bit through my nylons, and I sucked in the air, gasping, gagging at the choking smell of ash. The wind whipped my hair into my face. My exposed skin went icy. Heart pounding, I looked up, knowing by the ruddy light coating the rubble I knelt in that we weren't in Lee's drive anymore.
“Ohâ¦crap,” I whispered as I took in the setting sun glowing through the remains of shattered buildings.
I was in the ever-after.
T
he frost-rimmed rocks beside me slid, and I jerked out of the way before Lee's foot could connect with my ribs again. Red and small, the sun crept behind the shadow of a broken building. It looked like Carew Tower. Nearby were the remnants of what might be a fountain.
We were at Fountain Square?
“Lee,” I whispered, frightened. “We have to get out of here.”
There was a
ping
, and Lee brought his arms out from behind his back. His suit was dirty and it looked out of place amid the destruction. The soft and certain clink of a falling rock pulled my head around, and he threw the handcuffs at it. We weren't alone.
Damn.
“Lee!” I hissed.
Oh God. If Al found me, I was dead.
“Can you get us home?”
He smiled, brushing the hair out of his eyes. Slipping on the loose rubble, he scanned the ragged horizon. “You don't look well,” he said, and I winced at how loud his voice was against the cold rocks. “First time in the ever-after?”
“Yes and no.” Shivering, I got up and felt my scraped knees. I'd put a run in my nylons, and blood was seeping out. I was standing in a line. I could feel it humming, could almost see itâit was that strong. Clasping my arms about myself, I jerked at the sound of sliding rock. I wasn't thinking of tagging him; I was thinking of escape. But I couldn't travel the lines.
Another rock fell, bigger. I spun, eyes searching the frost-smeared rubble.
Hands on his hips, Lee squinted up at the red-bottomed clouds as if the cold didn't bother him. “Lesser demons,” he said. “Fairly harmless unless you're hurt or ignorant.”
I inched away from the fallen rock. “This isn't a good idea. Let's go back and we can finish this like normal people.”
He brought his gaze to me. “What will you give me?” he mocked, thin eyebrows high.
I felt like the time my date drove me to a farmhouse and stranded me, telling me if I didn't put out, I could find my own way back. I broke his finger to get the key for his truck and cried all the way home. My mom called his mom and that was the end of it except for the endless ribbing I took at school. Maybe I'd have gotten some respect if my dad had beat up his dad, but that hadn't been an option at that point. I didn't think breaking Lee's finger would get me home this time. “I can't,” I whispered. “You killed all those people.”
Shaking his head, he sniffed. “You hurt my reputation. I'm going to be rid of you.”
My mouth went dry when I realized where this was headed. He was going to give me to Algaliarept, the bastard. “Don't do this, Lee,” I said, frightened. My head jerked up at the rapid scrabbling of claws. “We both owe him,” I said. “He can take you just as easily.”
Lee kicked chunks of rock from his feet to make a clear spot. “No-o-o-o, the word on both sides of the lines is he wants
you.
” Eyes black in the red light, Lee smiled. “But just in case, I'm going to soften you up a little first.”
“Lee,” I whispered, hunched from the cold as he started to mutter Latin. The glow of the line energy in his hand lit his face with ugly shadows. I tensed in sudden panic. There was nowhere to run in the three seconds I had.
My breath caught at the sudden clatter of things hiding. I jerked my attention up to see a sphere of energy headed right for me. If I made a circle, Al would feel it. If I deflected it, Al would know. So like an idiot, I froze, and it smacked right into me.
Fire rippled over my skin. My head flung back, mouth open as I fought for air. It was simply line energy, overflowing my chi.
Tulpa,
I thought as I fell, giving it somewhere to go.
Immediately the fire died, racing to the sphere already up and waiting in my head. Something in me seemed to shift, and I knew I had made a mistake. The things around us squealed and vanished.
I heard a gentle pop. Heart pounding, I straightened. My breath caught, and I slowly let it out in a steaming ribbon of white moisture. Al's jaunty silhouette was black against the setting sun as he stood atop a broken building, his back to us.
“Shit,” Lee swore. “What the hell is he doing here already?”
I spun to Lee and the soft hiss of metallic chalk against pavement. It was a ley line witch's version of duct tape, and it would make a very secure circle. My heart pounded as a shimmer of black and purple rose between us. Blowing hard, Lee tucked his chalk away and smiled confidently at me.
Shivering violently, I looked over the sunset-red slumps of broken rock. I didn't have anything to make a circle with. I was a dead witch. I was on Al's side of the lines; my previous contract didn't mean anything.
Al turned at the sensation of Lee's circle going up. But it was to my eyes that his fixed on. “Rachel Mariana Morgan,” he drawled, clearly pleased as a cascade of ley line energy washed over him and his attire shifted to what I thought was an English riding outfit, complete with whip and shiny, calf-high boots. “What
did
you do to your hair?”
“Hi, Al,” I said, backing up. I had to get out of there.
There's no place like home,
I thought, feeling the hum of the line I was standing in and wondering whether it would help if I clicked my heels. Lee had flown over the rainbow, why, oh why, the hell couldn't I?
Satisfaction all but glowed from Lee. My gaze went from him to Al as the demon carefully picked his way down the slide of rubble to the floor of the large square.
The square,
I thought, hope catching in my throat. Spinning, I tried to place myself, tripping as I pushed rocks with my foot, searching. If this was a mirror of Cincinnati, then this was Fountain Square. And if this was Fountain Square, then there was a humdinger of a circle all laid out between the street and the parking garage. But it was really, really big.
My breath came fast when my foot revealed a battered arc of purple inlay.
It was the same. It was the same!
Frantic, I realized Al was almost to the floor of the square. I quickly tapped the nearby line. It flowed into me with the mirror-bright taste of clouds and tinfoil.
Tulpa,
I thought, desperate to gather enough power to close a circle this size before Al realized what I was doing.
I stiffened as a torrent of line energy flooded me. Groaning, I dropped to one knee. His aristocratic face going slack, Al drew himself upright. He saw my intent in my eyes. “No!” he cried, lunging forward as I reached to touch the circle and say my word of invocation.
A gasp slipped from me as, with the feeling of being poured out of myself, a shimmering wave of translucent gold swam up from the ground, bisecting rocks and slumped rubble, arching to a humming close high over my head. Staggering, I fell back, my mouth gaping open as I stared up at it.
Holy crap, I had closed Fountain Square circle.
I had closed a circle thirty feet across that had been designed for seven witches to set comfortably, not one. Though apparently one could do it if properly motivated.
Al skidded to a halt, arms swinging to avoid running into the circle. A faint bong of reverberation echoed in the dusky air, crawling over my skin like dust. My eyes widened and I stared. Bells. Big, deep, resonant bells. There really were bells, and my circle had rung them.
Adrenaline shook my knees, and they rang again. Al stood to look peeved a mere three feet from the edge, head cocked and thin lips pressed tight as he listened to the third peal die away. The power of the line running through me ebbed, settling into a soft hum. The silence of the night was frighteningly profound.
“Nice circle,” Al said, sounding impressed, bothered, and interested. “You're going to be grand fun at tractor pulls.”
“Thanks.” I twitched when he took off his glove and tapped my circle to make rippled dimples waver across it. “Don't touch it!” I blurted, and he chuckledâtapping, tapping, ever moving, looking for a weak spot. It was a huge circle; he might find one.
What had I done?
My hands tucked into my armpits for warmth, I looked at Lee, still in his circle, doubly safe within mine. “We can still get out of here,” I said, hearing my voice tremble. “Neither one of us needs to be his familiar. If weâ”
“How stupid can you be?” Lee edged his foot across his circle, dissolving it. “I want to be rid of you. I want to pay off my demon scar. Why, on God's green earth, would I save you?”
Shivering, I felt the wind bite at me. “Lee!” I said, turning to keep Al in my sight as he moved to the back of my circle, still testing. “We have to get out of here!”
His small nose wrinkling at the scent of burnt amber, Lee laughed. “No. I'm going to beat you into a pulp, and then I'm going to give you to Algaliarept, and he's going to call my debt paid.” Cocky and self-assured, he looked at Al, who had stopped pushing at my circle and was now standing with a beatific smile. “Is that satisfactory?”
A lump of fear settled heavy in my belly as a wicked, contriving smile spread over Al's chiseled face. An elaborately detailed rug and a maroon velvet chair from the eighteenth century appeared behind him, and still smiling, Al settled himself, the last of the sun making him a red smear among the broken buildings. Crossing his legs, he said, “Stanley Collin Saladan, we have an agreement. Give me Rachel Mariana Morgan, and I will indeed call your debt paid.”
I licked my lips, and they went cold in the bitter wind. Around us came the soft scrabblings as things crept closer, called by me ringing the city's bells and lured by the promise of darkness. A soft plink of stone brought me spinning around.
Something was in here with us.
Lee smiled, and I wiped my hands off on my borrowed dress suit and stood straighter. He was right to feel confidentâI was an earth witch without her charms up against a ley line masterâbut he didn't know everything. Al didn't know everything. Hell, I didn't know everything, but I knew something they didn't. And when that ugly red sun set behind the broken buildings, it wasn't going to be me who was Al's familiar.
I wanted to survive. Right now it didn't matter if giving Lee to Al in my stead was right or not. Later, when I was curled up with a cup of cocoa and shaking with the memory of this, would be soon enough to decide. But to win, I'd first have to lose. This was really going to hurt.
“Lee,” I said, trying one last time. “Take us out of here!”
God, please let me be right!
“You're such a girl,” he said, tugging his dirt-stained suit straight. “Always whining and expecting to be rescued.”
“Lee! Wait!” I shouted as he took three steps and threw a ball of purple haze.
I dove to the side. It skimmed past at chest height to hit the remnants of the fountain. With a rumble, a section of it cracked and broke away. Dust rose, red in the darkening air.
When I turned, Lee had my business card in his gripâthe one I had given the bouncer at his boat.
Shit. He had a focusing object.
“Don't,” I said. “You won't like how it ends.”
Lee shook his head, his lips moving as he whispered.
“Doleo,”
he said clearly, the invocation word vibrating the air, and with my card in his grip, he gestured.
Jerking straight, I caught my harsh gurgle before it came from me. Gut-twisting pain doubled me over. Breathing through it, I staggered to my feet. I couldn't think to come back with anything. I staggered forward to try to free myself from pain. If I could hit him, it might stop. If I could get my card, he couldn't target me but would have to throw his spells.
I crashed into Lee. We went down, stones jabbing me. Lee kicked out, and I rolled as Al applauded, white-gloved hands a soft patting. Pain clouded me; thinking was impossible.
Illusion,
I told myself. It was a ley line charm. Only earth magic could inflict real pain.
It was an illusion.
Panting, I forced the charm from me with pure will. I wouldn't feel it.
My bruised shoulder throbbed, hurting worse than it actually did. I fastened on the real pain, willing the phantom agony away. Hunched, I saw Lee from around my hair, now completely fallen out of that stupid bun.
“Inflex,”
Lee said, grinning as his moving fingers finished his spell, and I cringed, waiting for something to happen, but nothing did.
“Oh, I say!” Al exclaimed from his rock. “First rate. Capital!”
I wove on my feet, fighting the last shadows of pain. I was in the line again. I could feel it. If I knew how to trip the lines, I could end this right now.
Bibbity bobbity boo,
I thought.
Alakazam.
Hell, I'd even twitch my nose if I thought it would work. But it didn't.
The rustle around me grew. They were becoming bolder as the sun threatened to set. A rock fell behind me, and I spun. My foot slipped. Crying out, I went down. Nausea hit me as my ankle twisted. Gasping, I clutched at it, feeling tears of pain start.
“Brilliant!” Al applauded. “Bad luck is extremely difficult. Take the charm off her. I don't want a klutz in my kitchen.”
Lee gestured and a brief whirlwind smelling of burnt amber lifted through my hair. My throat tightened as the charm broke. My ankle throbbed and the cold rocks bit at me. He had cursed me with bad luck?
Son of a bitchâ¦
Jaw gritted, I reached for a rock to pull myself up. I had blasted Ivy before with raw ever-after, and I didn't need a focusing object if I threw it at him. Anger growing, I pulled upright, reaching into my memory for the how of it. It had always been instinctive before. The fear and anger helped, and as I staggered to my feet, I pushed the ever-after from my chi into my hands. They burned, but I held it, pulling more energy off the line until my outspread hands felt like they were charring. Furious, I compressed the raw energy in my hands to baseball size. “Bastard,” I whispered, stumbling as I threw it at him.