Everybody Sees the Ants (2 page)

Danny can be cool outside of the snack bar, and he sometimes plays a game of H-O-R-S-E or Around the World with me on the basketball court. He still hangs out with Nader McMillan, but only because Nader would kill him if he didn’t stay on his good side.

I used to hang out with Nader sometimes, too, because of Danny, even after all the crappy shit Nader did to me, but that was before my famous freshman year social studies suicide-questionnaire screwup, when he decided to make my life a living hell again.

Today I didn’t bring a book, and I don’t feel like playing basketball or box hockey. Mom is out there by herself, swimming in lane three, occasionally eyeing the menacing clouds that are approaching from the west. I’m left lying here on our beach blanket in the shade, daydreaming. Sometimes I daydream myself to sleep and into my dreams. Sometimes I just close my eyes and pretend I’m a sniper, like my granddad Harry was in Vietnam. I imagine Nader in my sights, crosshairs on his forehead. Every day I kill him.

My mother could swim right through a thunderstorm, but they won’t let her.

“Let’s go stand under the pavilion until it clears,” she says.

I sit down at the picnic table across from Lara Jones, a fellow fifteen-year-old soon-to-be-sophomore from my school who has a mild case of summer acne. A lightning bolt strikes over by the basketball court, and we brace ourselves for the clap. It rattles the tin roof of the pavilion, and Lara shivers.

“Wanna play cards?” she asks me.

“Sure.”

“Gin?”

“Yeah. Ten card. No knocks,” I say, because I hate all those stupid extra rules.

“I’ll still beat you,” she says.

“Winning isn’t everything,” I say.

She grins at me. “Sure it isn’t.”

The rain comes down hard while Lara and I play gin. She beats me two out of three before the rain stops and I head over to the snack bar.

“What do you want?” Danny asks. So I ask him for a fifteen-cent bag of Swedish Fish.

“Multicolored or red?”

“Red, please.”

He mocks me, “
Red, please
. God, Linderman, you’re such a mama’s boy.”

I said hello to him at the mall last week, and he said the same thing:
Stop being such a mama’s boy, Linderman
. I liked the old Danny more—the Danny who used to play Transformers with me in our adjoining backyards. The Danny who wasn’t trying to prove anything.

He hands me a twist-tied plastic bag of Swedish Fish. “So are you gonna ask her out?”

I feign an expression of repulsion. “Lara Jones?”

“If you aren’t, I will.”

“Why?” I ask. I know Danny isn’t into Lara Jones.

“My brother says ugly girls give out faster.”

Fact is, I’d ask Lara out if I knew how to do it. But I don’t know how to do it.

Dad is actually home when we get back from the pool. He says to Mom, “See? I’m
here
.” After a near-silent dinner (grilled pork loin with raspberries and garlic potatoes), Dad asks me if I want to watch TV with him, and he turns on the Food Channel, which is the only channel he watches.

Tonight’s special is about Cajun food, followed by two episodes of
FMC
, which is
The Five-Minute Challenge
. Five chefs have to pick five ingredients (out of ten) and invent a meal in five minutes. The meal must be ready to serve twenty minutes after the clock starts. Dad doesn’t let me talk during the show. I’m allowed to talk during commercials, but I don’t.

Dad sits in his green corduroy chair and balances the remote on its arm. I’m spread out on the couch with my arms behind my head. My eyelids get heavy, and I can’t keep my eyes open past the first
FMC
episode. I have half dreams about gumbo-flavored ice cream and Lara Jones playing gin, until I hear the door close behind Dad, who left for the restaurant the minute he thought I was sleeping.

The
thunderstorms yesterday did not clear the humidity, as predicted. Petra Simmons, Nader McMillan’s girlfriend-for-the-summer, is in the diving-well guard chair, wearing a navy blue sporty bikini. She’s the color of peanut butter, holding a red float across her perfect legs. I usually can’t look at her without getting an instant boner, but today it’s even too humid to get a boner.

I do a cannonball and try to splash her.

When I surface, she says, “Feels great! Do it again!”

I aim my next splash at the guard chair, and when I look, I see Petra is rubbing the droplets of water into her arms and legs. This is probably the hottest thing that’s ever happened to me in relation to a girl. So I hop up the steps and onto the board again.

I look out over the Freddy pool. My mother is over in lane three and her stroke looks choppy and annoyed by the increasing amount of people in her way. Two of them are so involved in making out that Mom has to stop mid-stroke and wait until they drift into lane two. The make-out couple is skimpy-bikini-clad Charlotte Dent, a senior next year, and her new, twenty-year-old townie boyfriend, Ronald, who has a mustache and a red-tailed hawk tattooed across his chest, muscular shoulder to muscular shoulder. He works at the battery factory six days a week. Today must be his day off, which means he’ll leave for lunch soon and come back with a six-pack of beer and proceed to drink it in the parking lot with Charlotte. Today she’s wearing the leopard-skin string bikini, and I have to look away when she gets out of the pool, to avoid thinking too intensely about her nipples.

After two more cannonballs I come up for air, and Nader McMillan is sitting on the edge of the pool, next to the ladder.

He leans down to my water-filled ear. “So you wanna stick your little wiener in my girlfriend, do ya?”

“No.”

“Why don’t you go back to your mom and stick it in her?”

I look over. She’s doing a lap of breaststroke with one eye on me. While my head is turned, Nader pushes the back of my skull playfully, but enough to make my head lurch forward and bounce off the ladder handle. I swim to the other ladder, ten feet away, and climb out of the water and walk over to our blanket.

Two minutes after I spread out on the blanket and open
the paperback I’m reading, the yelling starts. I see Nader and his friends still over by the diving board. Petra’s in the chair. Nader is shouting and pointing. There’s movement in the water, but I can’t see who or what it is, so I get up and start to walk slowly toward the edge of the pool.

“Don’t help her!” Nader says.

Petra is standing on the chair’s step now, whistle in mouth, pointing at Nader.

“Let her get it herself!” he yells.

Petra toots her whistle at Nader and gives him the
what are you doing?
look with her hands out and her head tilted. He totally blows her off.

She blows her whistle again. Meekly. “Come on. Just stop.”

Nader ignores her again and starts laughing at whoever is splashing in the pool. I move close enough to see it’s Charlotte—and she’s missing her leopard-skin bikini top.

“Come out,” Nader taunts. “You little slut.”

I squint at the twelve-foot-deep diving well and see a vague shadow at the bottom.

“If one of you doesn’t get it, I will,” Petra says, now motioning for another guard to help out. I look around for hawk-tattooed Ronald. His car isn’t in the parking lot.

“Lighten up, Pet. We’re just having some fun. She’s a slut, right? She probably
wants
us to see her boobs,” Nader says.

That’s the last thing I hear before I swim across the pool toward the diving well. Petra isn’t helping because Nader is her boyfriend. None of the other guards are helping because they’re all afraid of him, like everyone else in this town. Charlotte
is hanging on to the concrete gutter of the pool with one hand while the other is clamped across her chest.

“Hey!” Nader shouts, right before I dive to the bottom.

It’s dark this deep, and something about it makes me feel calm. Something about the pressure on my eardrums and that feeling in the back of my throat. Something about the brilliant cerulean blue of the water down here makes me feel welcome. It’s like I’m more comfortable twelve feet deep than I am on land, especially after the last stupid, horrible six months of my life.

I come up with the bikini top and swim over to Charlotte. She slips it over her head and dives under the ropes to the shallower lanes, where I help her tie it around her back.

“Thanks,” she says. “I hope this doesn’t get you in trouble with those assholes.” I look up and see Nader standing there, glaring at me. “Ronald’s been looking for a reason to beat Nader’s ass for months.”

“I’d like to see that,” I say.

She shakes her head no. “Whenever Ronald fights, there’s blood. I hate blood.”

Nader is still staring at me while I talk to Charlotte. Petra is trying to get the two other guards on duty to stop writing up Nader’s violation on the report clipboard.

“Promise not to tell him?” Charlotte asks.

I’ve never talked to Ronald in my life. The guy is totally intimidating, not to mention twenty. “Yeah, okay.”

Kim the pool manager arrives back from her lunch break, and after reading the clipboard report and talking to a few
members, she kicks Nader out of the pool for the rest of the day, loudly. Jovially, even. They’re friends because Nader works here and dates Petra, so Kim’s really only doing it for show. She even towel-whips him on his way out the gate. Then he turns to me before he hops onto his bike, and says, “You’re mine, Linderman!”

I hate that word:
Linderman
. No matter what I do, I can never get away from it. It’s like we’re cursed.

My
granny Janice Linderman died when I was seven. She had colon cancer. I remember the day clearly—I had a loose tooth that I was afraid to pull and two new Transformers in tow. I was playing in the corner of her living room, where she’d lived for the last month in a rented hospital bed alongside whatever hospice nurse was on duty, while Mom and Dad took turns talking softly to Granny Janice about how it was okay to die.

“Don’t worry about us,” Dad said in the softest voice I ever heard him use. I think he was crying.

“We’ll take care of everything,” Mom said, motioning me over to the bedside to say good-bye.

Granny Janice’s final breaths smelled like week-old oysters. She was pretty high on morphine and talking to herself. I
didn’t know what to say, so I held her hand tightly and said, “Good-bye, Granny. I love you.”

Her fluttering eyelids lurched open, and she grabbed my forearm so hard that it left a red mark that outlived her. She said, “Lucky, you have to rescue my Harry! He’s still in the jungle being tortured by those damn gooks!”

“Gooks?” I asked.

“It’s the medicine, Lucky,” Mom whispered to me.

“You have to find him and bring him back! You need a father!” Granny blurted.

Then she died.

My mother sent me out of the room, which was fine by me, but she couldn’t erase those words from my memory. If Granny Janice needed me to do something, then I’d do it, even if I didn’t quite understand her orders.