Falling in Love Again (41 page)

‘How about Tuesday week?’ Karen heard herself say. ‘I’ll try to book a local hall but if not, it might be at my place . . .’

‘Thank you so much! I can’t tell you what it means to me.’

Oh but she could. She could remember all too well. A lifeline. A warm, cosy group where people didn’t seem to have much in common to begin with but who, as the weeks went by, would start to appreciate and empathise and maybe love each other.

‘By the way,’ added the girl. ‘What did you say the group was called?’

‘The ‘How To Survive Divorce’ Club,’ said Karen proudly. ‘Do come along. I promise you won’t regret it . . .’

WHOOPS! WE ALMOST FORGOT . . .

GRADE 1. VIOLIN. DISTINCTION.

Look at this everyone! Thanks to Violet, my balloon partner, for the challenge idea.

ALL RIGHT MAGAZINE. Golden Oldies page. ‘An all-star cast turned up to celebrate the 65th birthday of Violet, a long-forgotten starlet from the sixties who used to appear in films with the likes of Elvis and other Hollywood names. Violet – she never used a surname – went into retirement after a messy divorce but has now accepted a small part in a forthcoming Hollywood film. ‘I’ve lost four stones and have turned my life around thanks to a self-help group called The ‘How to Survive Divorce’ Club,’ she told our reporter exclusively yesterday. Well, all we can say, Violet, is that you look fantastic!

LOST – ONE (PLASTIC) SHITZOO DOG (POSSIBLY FELL OUT OF HANDBAG BETWEEN CAR AND SCHOOL GATES). If found, please ring Lars on . . .

NEW ADDRESS CARD: ALISON AND DAVID GREENE ARE MOVING TO . . .

C & J PR CONSULTANCY – Contact Caroline or Jules.

B.A. ENGLISH (Hons) awarded to Alison Greene (University of Reading).

BOOKS PAGE. CHARISMA MAGAZINE. Alone? Then this new self-help book is just for you.
The How to Survive Separation or Divorce Guide
by Karen Davies is packed with useful information. And refreshingly, it’s written by someone who has been through it herself, rather than a so-called ‘expert’. £5.99. Published by Help Yourself Books.

EMAIL FROM NEW PEOPLE IN ALISON AND DAVID’S OLD HOUSE: ‘Our dog has just unearthed a pretty gold (wedding?) ring in the vegetable patch. Do you know who it might belong to?’

Dear Parent,

After our regular inspection of heads, it has come to our attention that your son has nits. Please treat accordingly.

‘JACK! Come here. How
could
you have nits?’

PASSED. ‘This is to certify that Ed Smith has passed his driving test.’

Hello darling! Grenada is the perfect place for a second honeymoon, although your father’s new teeth have been playing up so I’m wearing them in for him. See you soon – but not too soon, I hope!

Love Mum

HAPPINESS IS NOW HERE! JOIN THE ‘HOW TO SURVIVE DIVORCE’ CLUB AND FIND OUT HOW TO GET
YOUR
LIFE BACK ON TRACK!

The School Run bonus chapters

Enjoy these first two chapters of Sophie King's best-selling novel
The School Run
, which is available now exclusively as an ebook from Amazon.

1

HARRIET

‘This is Capital Radio and it’s nearly seven a.m. on a lovely bright summer morning . . .’

The
phone
! ForGod’ssakewillsomeonegetthephone? Who’s taken it? Why doesn’t anyone put the flipping thing back when they’ve finished? Find it, Bruce – quickly. It might be Dad.

Great. It’s stopped. Now look what you’ve done. Can you hear me or am I just screaming at myself? OhforGod’ssakedon’ttellmeyou’renoteven
up
? Do you know what time it is? Kate, out of bed, now, or I’ll take you to school without you. Yes, I know that doesn’t make sense, but you’re fuddling my brain. No, Bruce, I don’t know where your school trousers are.
Don’t
say they’re still in the tumble-dryer.

Doorbell! Get it, someone. No, Kate, you
can’t
open the packet. It’s for Dad. Where do you want me to sign? Right. You wouldn’t like to drop the kids off on the way, would you? Just joking.
Quick
. It’s the phone again. Got it? Charlie? . . . Oh, Pippa . . . No, that’s fine. Just a bit frantic this end, that’s all . . . I see. Poor you. Maybe it’s that virus. Half Bruce’s class has got it. Oh, and Pippa? We might be a bit late. OK?’

‘We’re coming up to eight a.m. and it’s nearly time for the news. This is Capital Radio, bringing you the latest –’

Harriet switched off the radio, squeezed her pelvic floor up to the third storey and crunched into fifth gear instead of third. Charlie’s gears were different from hers but it made sense to use his bigger car while he was away. The steering was heavier too and her hands were sweating (gosh, it was warm today) on the steering wheel. There was also the smell of cheese and onion crisps, which she’d foolishly allowed them to eat last week, despite Charlie’s No Food in the Car rule – she’d have to clean it before he got back. A quick squirt of Chanel should help.

Squeeze, squeeze
. Only recently, when she’d sneezed, had she realised she’d got so . . . well, out of condition. The book she’d bought had suggested doing exercises in the car or when she was washing up. You pretended your inside was a lift, going up three storeys and then down, one by one. She always descended in a splodge.

I might as well slap an ‘Out of Order’ notice on myself, thought Harriet, grazing the kerb as she swung out into the main road. Bother. She’d only just had the rear tyres replaced last week even though they weren’t that old. ‘Wear and tear,’ the garage chap had said, when she’d balked at the size of the bill. ‘Volvo tyres don’t come cheap.’

‘But I only use it for school runs and the odd bit of shopping,’ she had protested.

The mechanic had grimaced. ‘School runs are the worst. All that stopping and starting. Wears the tyres out.’

And to think the government wanted more kids to walk to school, thought Harriet, wryly. Fine, if you live round the corner or have a chauffeur, like most of the cabinet, but it would take hours for Kate and Bruce to get to St Theresa’s and, besides, she wouldn’t consider them crossing these roads on their own. Anyway, the school run gave you time to talk to the kids and catch up with their news and gossip. Anything to divert them and deflect questions on when Daddy was coming home.

‘Don’t you have a spelling test today, Kate? . . . Kate, will you listen to me or shall I get your hearing checked again?’

‘She’s got her iPod on, Mrs Chapman. Shall I tell her you’re trying to talk to her?’

Harriet squinted as the low sun momentarily blinded her, flicked her fringe out of her eyes (she really must book that cut before Charlie got back on Friday) and wondered, not for the first time, why her kids couldn’t be as polite as Pippa’s.

‘Thank you, Beth. That would be very kind.’

‘Kate, your mum’s trying to talk to you.’

‘Wha’?’

Harriet yanked down the sun visor, took a deep breath and a sharp corner at the same time. ‘The word “what” had a T in it the last time I looked. Anyway, it’s “sorry” or “pardon”.

I said, haven’t you got a spelling test today?’

‘Sort of.’

‘Well, you’ve either got one or you haven’t. Pass me the list.’

‘That’s dangerous, Mum,’ said Bruce, sternly. ‘You can’t read and drive at the same time.’

Couldn’t she? She could put on her lipstick – with the spare she kept in Charlie’s glove compartment – do her pelvic floor squeezes
and
drive simultaneously. She’d only got three points on her licence, which was nothing compared with some of her friends, but they niggled. One of the mums at school had lost hers altogether after one too many ladies’ lunches and it was costing her a fortune in taxis. Still, that’s what they all were, weren’t they? Unpaid taxis doing the school run and the husband-to-station run.
When
your husband happened to be at home.

Swiftly she glanced at the spelling list, then back at the road.

‘Hyacinth,’ she said. ‘How do you spell that?’ Someone, she noticed, had tied a fresh bunch of roses to the lamp post at the corner of Acacia Road. There had been flowers there for over two years and they always made her shiver. So many people seemed to do that now, when their loved ones had accidents. Far more effective than those ‘Speed Kills’ signs but horribly macabre. Like having a coffin open at a funeral. She slowed down automatically, as she approached the new speed bumps.

‘Hyacinth,’ she repeated. ‘Come on, Kate.’

Kate hesitated. ‘H-I . . .’

‘No, Kate, no. Don’t you remember anything from last night? It’s H-Y. Now, go on.’

‘H-Y-I . . .’

Harriet gripped the steering wheel. Spelling came naturally to her but Bruce was hopeless and Kate was worse. What was it with them? Or was she just particularly tetchy today? She certainly had an excuse for the latter. This week was the one that would decide the rest of her life – and the children’s. No wonder she hadn’t been able to eat any breakfast even though her stomach was rolling on empty. She hadn’t even had the heart to flick on her customary coat of mascara, unlike some of the mums on the run who looked as though they’d popped in to the Clinique counter.

‘Shall we try singing it?’ piped up Beth. ‘Mum sings our spellings with us. She says it makes them go down more easily. We do it to a really pretty tune called “In an English Country Garden”.’

How typical of Pippa! She was so nice, even to her own kids under pressure. Harriet had been like Pippa Before Children. Now she was always snapping. And hating herself for it. ‘OK,’ she said, making a sharp left. Blast! Another traffic jam. ‘Let’s sing it, then. Come on everyone. H-Y-A—’

‘That sounds awful,’ giggled Kate.

True, but giggling wasn’t going to help her daughter in the morning’s spelling test. If she didn’t improve, she’d be moved down. Mrs Wilson had already warned her about that at the last parents’ meeting.

‘Beth and Lucy’s mum’s not feeling well today,’ piped up Kate.

‘I know. Don’t change the subject.’

‘She had a row with Dad too,’ said Beth, quietly.

‘Beth, I
told
you not to say anything,’ said Lucy, angrily.

Bruce snorted. ‘All parents argue. You should hear Dad when he gets going. Talk about flying saucers!’

‘Bruce is right, dear.’ Oh, God, how much had he noticed? ‘It’s normal for parents to quarrel sometimes, just like children do. Don’t worry about Mum – she’s probably got that bug that’s going round.’

She’d have to buy some more echinacea, Harriet reminded herself. A cold was all they needed at the beginning of the summer holidays next week. There was the sound of a quiet snuffle in the back. At the red traffic lights Harriet turned round briefly and took Beth’s small warm hand reassuringly. ‘I’m sure it’ll be fine, sweetie.’

Beth smiled bravely although tears were glistening in her eyes. Why, wondered Harriet, could she be so nice to other kids yet so foul to her own? But it was easier, wasn’t it, to be nice to children who didn’t really know you and who weren’t likely to tell you to shut up or, as Bruce had last week, to sod off?

‘Open the window, Mum,’ whined Bruce. ‘I’m baking.’

‘It will interfere with the air conditioning.’

‘But I’m hot and I’ve got Betty Swallocks.’

‘Betty Swallocks? What on earth’s that?’

‘You just change the letters round, Mrs Chapman,’ announced Lucy. ‘It makes Sweaty Boll—’

‘I get it,’ said Harriet, quickly. ‘Bruce, I don’t want to hear that again. Especially not in front of your father when he returns.’

The lights changed and Harriet crunched into first, trying to work out her priorities for the day. She’d ring Pippa as soon as she got back, although maybe she’d still be in bed or at the doctor’s if she’d managed to get an appointment (unlikely on a Monday morning). It would be good to talk to her and offload some of this awful tension that was making her feel sick and, if she was honest, causing her concentration to waver. Why, oh, why hadn’t Charlie rung? For nearly a week, she’d been expecting him to confirm the arrangements for Friday.

She tried to think straight. Dubai was four hours ahead.

He’d be in the office. Or lying on a beach. Or . . . Sometimes, she wished she didn’t have an imagination. It was too easy to conjure up what might not be happening at all.

‘Did Dad text you last night?’ she asked, as she pulled up outside the school gates.

‘No. And he
promised
,’ pouted Kate, hauling her bag out of the back seat.

‘Never mind, he’ll probably ring tonight.’ Harriet put out her hand to stop the bag scratching the Volvo’s rear end.

‘Mind the paintwork or Dad’ll go mad. You shouldn’t have so much in that, Kate – you’ll hurt your back. Bruce, stop.

You’ve forgotten your sports kit.’

He took it, wordlessly.

‘“Thank you, Mum.” That’s a pleasure, Bruce,’ she said tartly.

Defiantly, her son untucked his shirt so it hung fashionably out of his trousers, the way Harriet (and the teachers) hated it. It added to his generally unruly appearance, which included odd socks (what was it about footwear that divorced overnight in the linen cupboard?).

‘Whatever, Mum. See you.’

‘’Bye,’ she called, suddenly repentant. Before Children she’d never have been sharp like that. ‘Have a nice day, all of you. And tuck your shirt in, Bruce.’

They’d gone. Only the two who didn’t belong to her bothered to turn and wave. Almost immediately they were sucked into the tidal wave of schoolchildren making their way reluctantly to the school gates, weighed down by massive designer shoulder bags that would undoubtedly destroy their posture for life.

Beth disappeared through the primary school entrance while the older ones, who went to the senior school next door, strode boldly along with the kind of confidence Harriet would have loved at that age. A tall girl, with a bouncy blonde ponytail, wearing a prefect’s badge but no uniform, swanned past, arm in arm with a youth carrying a trumpet case. He bent to kiss her as they passed and Harriet found herself unable to look away. The boy seemed impossibly young, with his smattering of acne, while the girl, wearing flawless make-up, could have passed for her early twenties. The look in her eyes said it all. First love. True passion. Which Harriet had never felt for Charlie.

Alongside her a car hooted, and the driver gesticulated, wanting to know if Harriet had finished with her space. She shook her head and fished around in her bag for her mobile.

Quickly, she scrolled down for Charlie’s number.

‘Hello, this is Charlie. I’m not available at the moment but please leave a message and I’ll come back to you shortly.’

‘Charlie? It’s me. The kids thought you were texting them last night and they’re a bit disappointed. Do you think you could remember tonight? Ring me about Friday. I could pick you up at the airport. I want to talk before we get home, because of the children. ’Bye.’

Harriet hoped her voice had conveyed the right mixture of disapproval about not texting with a businesslike attitude to Friday. It seemed almost impossible that two months had passed since that terrible evening when the phone had beeped in the bedroom while Charlie was showering and she had automatically pressed the open-message button in case it was something urgent from the office.

‘Thanks for last night.’ That was all. Followed by a row of Xs. No name.

As she had stood there, staring with disbelief at the screen, he had come out, a towel wrapped round his waist. Unable to speak, she had merely handed him the phone.

He glanced at it uninterestedly. ‘It’s not what you think.’

He looked at her straight in the eye, unblinking. ‘She’s just a girl in the office who’s a bit friendly. I helped her with a file last night and we’ve had the odd drink but that’s it.’

Harriet’s voice came out as someone else’s: ‘Charlie, she sent you a row of kisses.’

He snorted. ‘She’s a kid. They all do that. Stop making a fuss, Harry. And haven’t you got any more towels? This one’s wet.’