Authors: Michael Z. Lewin
âAnd the public phone ringing was no wrong number?' the Old Man asked.
âIt was Howard,' Angelo said.
âHoward?' the Old Man said. âThe printer?'
âThat's right, Papa,' Angelo said.
âWow!' David said. âIt all fits.'
âHuh!' the Old Man said. âSo it's not a woman with Shayler after all.'
âIt was definitely Howard,' Angelo said. âI recognized his voice.'
âSo what is it between Shayler and this Howard? He's a boyfriend maybe?'
âI think not,' Angelo said. âHoward was angry and he was shouting.'
Salvatore said, âI could hear him and I wasn't even on the phone.'
âAnd this angry printer, what did he say?' the Old Man asked.
âHe said, “All right, I rang. You happy? But I'm not talking to you. My job is my business, right? And nothing to do with you. So if you know what's good for you you'll keep your fucking nose out of it.” Then he hung up.'
â“If you know what's good for you”,' the Old Man said. âAngry.'
âWhat's it about, Dad?' David asked.
Angelo repeated what he had heard Howard say and then asked everyone, âWhat do you think?'
Salvatore said, âI think Shayler initiated contact and has been pushing Howard to ring back, something to do with his job.'
âAnd Howard doesn't want to talk about it,' Gina said. âIn fact he threatens.'
âBut Shayler doesn't know that,' Salvatore said, âbecause he never got the call.'
âBut he probably thinks you and Angelo came from Howard,' Gina said, âso he didn't get the call but he got the message.'
âWhat's so difficult for this Howard about talking?' Mama said. âAnybody can talk. What does it cost?'
âMaybe it's something they shouldn't talk about,' Rosetta said.
âOr something Howard keeps secret and Shayler shouldn't know about,' Angelo said.
âPorn?' David suggested. He was rewarded for his suggestion by a sharp look from his mother. âI was just trying to think of something to do with a printer,' David said.
âDon't forget the cry for help,' Mama said. âThis Shayler is upset, disturbed. Whatever it is.'
âMaybe Mr Shayler is trying to blackmail the printer,' David said.
âCould be,' Angelo said. âBut blackmail about what?'
Marie stood up. âYou shouldn't say “blackmail”,' she said.
âI think it could be blackmail,' Angelo said. âIt would explain why Howard is so angry.'
âYou shouldn't say the word, “blackmail”. It demeans black people to associate them with bad things all the time.'
Marie's declaration stopped other conversation.
âWhat? What did she say?' the Old Man asked Mama.
Marie said, âI've got some calls I have to make.' She left the room.
âWell well,' Mama said. âIs it, maybe, love?'
âI think it's a cry for help,' David said.
Gina said, âDoes she have a new boyfriend, David? Do you know anything?'
âNo, Mum.'
âBut you see her around school.'
âOnly with her boring, stupid girlfriends.'
âWhat I don't understand,' the Old Man said, âis how Shayler connects with a printer.'
âWe were talking about Marie,' Mama said.
âMarie?' the Old Man said. âWe were talking about angry Howard, the printer.'
âI don't think there's anything more to say about Marie, Mama,' Gina said.
âIs something wrong with Marie?' the Old Man asked. He looked around the table. âIs she sick?'
âLovesick,' David said. Then he held up his hands. âOnly kidding, Mum, only kidding.'
âShe's lovesick?' the Old Man said. âHuh. She'll get over it.'
âWhat were you saying, Papa?' Angelo asked.
âGirls get lovesick,' the Old Man said. âThen one day they feel better. It's like it never happened. Who can understand? It happened with Rosetta.'
âPapa!' Rosetta said.
âAlways mooning after someone,' the Old Man said. âI noticed. I knew.'
âTell about the printer,' Mama said.
âWhat about the printer?' the Old Man said. âI don't know about the printer. Except he's angry. Also I don't know how the printer knows Shayler. How they connect.'
âGood question, Papa,' Angelo said.
Salvatore said, âSurely, the connection must come through Shayler's job. Maybe Shayler's firm does the accounts.'
âIs Howard's business a big one?' Rosetta asked.
âI doubt it,' Gina said. âHe answered the phone himself and spoke as if he could make decisions.'
âIf it's small he wouldn't have expensive accountants.'
âThey're expensive?' the Old Man asked.
âTheir office is in The Circus, Papa,' Rosetta said. âThey're not going to be cheap. They must have high overheads.'
âAnd all the latest equipment,' Angelo said quietly.
âTime to take a look at this printer,' the Old Man said. âIf someone is paying.'
âMrs Shayler's still paying,' Gina said.
âPoor woman,' Mama said. âWhat she must be going through.'
âI rang her from the pay phone,' Angelo said. âBut I didn't talk to her for long.'
âShe needed to be ready for her husband running home,' Gina said. âReady to ask why he was so upset.'
âAnd sweaty,' Salvatore said.
âAfter the call we followed where Shayler ran but we couldn't see him anywhere,' Angelo said.
âSo we have to assume he went straight home,' Gina said.
âBack to the nest,' Mama said.
Gina said, âI wish we could ring Mrs Shayler now, to ask what happened.'
âAnd make sure he did go home,' Angelo said.
âWhere else?' Mama asked. âA disturbed man. Frightened by bullies. Of course he runs to his wife. He's lucky he has a wife. Single men aren't so lucky.' She looked at Salvatore.
Gina said, âBut since we can't ring her, we'll have to wait for her to contact us.'
âTime to look at this printer,' the Old Man said again.
âAngelo and I thought we'd go over there this evening,' Gina said. âThere's an address off the Lower Bristol Road.'
âGood,' the Old Man said, nodding. âGood. This salad dressing, it's that low cholesterol muck?'
âOf course not,' Mama said. She winked at Gina.
âTastes it,' the Old Man said.
âDo you want me to get you some extra cholesterols from the kitchen, sprinkle them on?' Mama said. âBecause I can't. But taste the fresh basil.'
âI just asked,' the Old Man said.
As the Old Man spooned salad dressing on to his tomato slices David said, âAuntie Rose, can we work with your new computer tonight?'
âDon't push your luck,' Angelo said.
âI want to work on our cartoons,' David said. âThat's all right, isn't it? I don't have any homework this weekend.'
âWhat pushing your luck?' the Old Man said. âIs there pushing luck on a computer? Like a button? Rosetta?'
But Rosetta said, âI won't have time, tonight, David. You can use the computer but it will have to be on the office terminal, not mine.'
âDad?' David said. Angelo said nothing. âMum?'
âYes, all right,' Gina said. âIf you're not going out.'
âAre you going out tonight, Rosetta?' Mama said.
âNo, Mama.'
âSo why so busy you can't help David learn?'
âDidn't Gina tell you? I've got a lunch date tomorrow.'
âHave you!' Mama said.
âSo I've got to wash my hair and decide what to wear and try to relax.'
âWho's it with, Rose?' Angelo asked.
âDon't bully the poor girl,' Gina said. âIt's not your business.'
âI wasn't bullying.'
Mama said, âMust be important if you need to relax tonight.'
âMama!' Rose said.
âI'm not prying,' Mama said. âI wouldn't pry. All I hope is this one isn't married.'
Rosetta said nothing.
âIs he married, Rose?' Gina asked.
âI ⦠don't know,' Rosetta said.
The Lunghis' garage was not behind the house but a path at the foot of the garden led, circuitously, to the road the garage was in. After loading the dishwasher Gina and Angelo headed down the path on the way to their car and their trip to the Block Letter premises of Angry Howard the Printer.
The path was tree-lined and overlooked the Avon. As if by prearrangement they stopped at the riverside and Angelo took Gina's arm. A tourist launch passed on its way back to the centre of the city and a cluster of children waved from it. Gina and Angelo waved back. As the launch's wake approached, Gina felt a wave of relaxed satisfaction.
The river and the hills on either side, piled with their terraces like cornflakes in a bowl, had contributed to the eighteen-year-old Gina's choice of Bath over the other art colleges when she was picking her textile course. Of course it was a long time ago now. Many an Avon gallon had passed under Cleveland Bridge.
Gina had been in the city for only two weeksâalready, embarrassingly, homesick for the family she'd won the right to a career fromâwhen a devastatingly handsome third-year picked her out. âDo you realize what a beautiful couple we'd make?' he'd said, his first words. Gina realized nothing of the kind, but was pleased at the attention and enjoyed his bright energy. Remarkably, for their first date he invited her home.
Gina wondered if Mama ever wished it had been Salvatore she'd married. Whether Mama thought she would have been âthe one' to steady him down. But from the beginning Gina found Salvatore as disturbing as he was attractive. Beautiful, and attentive, but fundamentally unsafe. However she had
loved
the family and, soon, the younger brother who was already a mainstay in the family business.
âSo what about Marie?' Angelo asked.
âWhat about Marie?'
âDo we do anything?'
âWhat did you have it in mind to do?' Gina asked.
âI don't know,' Angelo said. âYes, all right, do we try to find out what she's up to? What would we recommend to a client?'
Poor Angelo. So upset by all this, because he couldn't
understand
it. âWho's paying?' Gina said.
But Angelo did not wish to be deflected. âIs it not important?' he asked. âTo me it sounded important.'
âChildren lie to their parents,' Gina said. âAnd if they don't, they lie to their friends and say they do.'
âBut “easy money”?' Angelo said. âWhat's that supposed to mean? What money is easy?'
âI don't know,' Gina said. Marie was growing up in a different world from the one Gina grew up in. âMaybe it's a job of some kind.'
âI offered her a job,' Angelo said.
âYou did?'
âFor this Saturday. She turned it down.'
âShe's already committed,' Gina said. âAnd it could be paying work.'
âIf it was a legitimate job, she would brag,' Angelo said. âTo annoy David.'
âI believe she's fundamentally sensible,' Gina said. âDon't you believe that?'
âIs she? Pop concerts too young. Night-clubs with bands. Expensive tastes â¦'
âYou're working yourself up,' Gina said. âWhat do you want to do?'
âI just think we ought to consider what we would do for a client. If we give good advice, shouldn't we take some of it ourselves?'
âFollow her?'
âMaybe it's necessary. Maybe it's important. Maybe we should.'
âI don't want to start following our own children,' Gina said.
âI don't
want
to either, but what if it's a robbery?' Angelo said. âThis Terry had been to check the place out. Is he casing the joint? Or maybe it's shop-lifting. A lot of them do that, don't they? “Easy money,” she said. At table she even sings it.'
âYou think Marie is stealing? You might as well say she's selling drugs. Or her body.'
âDon't forget the infatuation,' Angelo said. âYou heard the tape. It was in her voice. They can go crazy for love, girls. Look at Rosetta.'
When Salvatore arrived in the Rose and Crown Bonnie the Regular was already there. âI was beginning to think you didn't really want this phone number,' she said.
âOh, but I do,' Salvatore said. His smile, his teeth, his eyes all said he wanted it.
âSo, you going to get me a drink, or what?'
Salvatore bought drinks for them both.
âCheers,' Bonnie said. âWhere's your sister tonight?'
âWashing her hair,' Salvatore said before he caught up with the fact that Bonnie was asking about Muffin, not Rosetta.
âShe's not your type, you know,' Bonnie said.
âYou don't think so?'
âToo nervy. The nervy kind wears thin after a while, don't you think?'
âYou could be right,' Salvatore said.
âBottoms up,' Bonnie said, raising her glass.
â
Salute
,' Salvatore said. They both drank deeply.
âI didn't bring the picture with me,' Bonnie said.
âThat's not very helpful of you.'
âThing was, I found it in the rubbish, under coffee grounds and wet lettuce trimmings. I was in muck up to my elbow.'
âI'm very grateful,' Salvatore said.
âI had to have a long, hot, steamy bath to clean up after I pulled it out.'
âBut you did find it?'
âI did. And I wiped all the gunk off and hung it on my clothesline to dry. But when I came out, I forgot it.'
âAnd was the number he wrote on the back legible?'
âOh, I think so.'
âYou didn't happen to write it down?'
âNo. Sorry.'
âOr memorize it?'