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“So you say.”

“So says Robert Parker. The wine authority, not the creator of Spenser and Hawk.”

“Shall we get more comfortable?” Margo led the way into the center of the living room, where she occupied a couch and I settled
in an overstuffed chair. We sat for a while in a companionable silence, while I sipped my drink.

“I hope you aren’t expecting a three- or four-course dinner,” said Margo. “I have something left over to warm up—nothing fancy.”

“I have never gone hungry in your company,” I said.

What Margo had left over was a penne with fresh, uncooked tomato sauce, made from ripe red tomatoes, with lots of garlic,
hot green chiles, pepper flakes, basil, and several kinds of cheese, along with hot Italian bread and a crisp Caesar salad,
one of the few salads I eat with gusto.

“This wine
is
superb,” said she, holding a glass of it up to the flickering candles on the dining room table.

“I’ve often wondered,” I said, “which of several indulgences I would miss most if I were deprived of it.”

She drained her wineglass and held it out for me to fill.

“Such as?”

“Food, drink, and sex, in about that order, I believe.”

“But isn’t there something sexual about eating?” Margo said. “And drinking?”

I raised my own wineglass and stroked it, while I thought a moment. Only then did I sip it. “You’re thinking of
Tom Jones,”
I said. “But I’ve always believed that when a man and a woman sit down together to eat, it is almost as intimate an experience
as making love.”

“Almost?”

“Well—not
quite
as intimate.”

Margo set her glass down on the table with a sharp
click.
“Nick Barlow,” she said, “are you attempting to seduce me?”

“Is that so unusual?”

“I thought you’d know better by now.”

At that instant, I did not know what to say, but I knew exactly what Margo meant. Our last romantic interlude—some weeks ago
by now—and any others in recent years had all followed the same pattern. It was Margo who initiated them. Margo who had always
been in complete control of the event. And it was I who had been the more than willing acolyte in the venereal ceremony. I
had only thought I was seducing her; it was she who led me—every step of the way. Did I wish to continue to be he who must
obey—or ought I to change partners and dance with somebody else? Maybe it was time to move on.

But I knew without any reservation—or any misgiving, either—that I would go to bed tonight alone. And chaste.

“Still,” I said, “there’s still food and drink. May I have some more of that bracing pasta?”

“Of course,” said Margo, smiling her Da Vinci smile, “if you’ll pour some more of that extraordinary wine.”

We finally did get around to discussing the ABA, which, in the way conventions have, was fast fading out of mind. She wanted
to know if any of the parties had been fun, so I told her about the one I’d attended at the Library of Congress. The party
was given in the huge and majestic foyer of the library. Marble underfoot and all around me, Italian mosaics on the floor,
ornamental cornucopias, ribbons and vines galore. We were served plump oysters on the half shell, champagne, and sweet fresh
strawberries on ice.

“I felt more at home in this building than in any other in the capital,” I told Margo. There was the world’s largest library,
the home of all knowledge, and the home as well of the Copyright Office, a publisher’s best friend.

The contentment I exuded must have been visible to any of the partygoers in my vicinity, because one of them came up and said,
“Nick, you look like you just swallowed an agent whole.”

It was Bernie Rath, the executive director of the American Booksellers Association, and the master of all its revels. Short,
stocky, bearded Bernie is a transplanted Canadian, and a warm supporter of the written and printed word, as well as a sworn
enemy of censorship. I have always liked him.

“What news on the Rialto, Bernie?” I said. “How’s the convention going?”

“Setting new records for attendance,” he said.

“What are people talking about?” Usually there is one book or author that sets everyone at the ABA to talking. I have always
hoped it would be one of my books; it usually
turns out to be the new Norman Mailer novel or the sequel to
Gone with the Wind.

“As a matter of fact,” Bernie said, “they’re talking mostly about the new multimedia.”

The new electronic developments—they’re quite something. They are the specter haunting everyone in book publishing. In a world
where a device held in one’s hand can communicate with a computer thousands of miles away, where databases containing hundreds
of volumes of text, sound transcriptions, and color photographs can be accessed night and day within seconds, how is intellectual
property to be protected? How are publishers to know what to charge for what they
think
they own, and who is to police the computer pirates? No wonder we are all trembling at the thought of these wondrous innovations
in microchip storage, and reluctant to jump on the Japanese bandwagon; they threaten to put us all out of business.

Sober thoughts, but appropriate in the home of the Copyright Office. And just like that my mood altered, from euphoria in
the presence of so much grandeur, to gloom at the prospect of becoming irrelevant, superfluous, a dinosaur of print in an
electronic universe.

I am not sure how much of what I felt I was able to convey to Bernie Rath, who nodded sagely and drifted off—or to Margo,
in her lamplit living room; it didn’t seem to matter too much.

The murder of Parker Foxcroft, however, was something else. That kept us going until my bedtime.

“What was it like finding him, Nick? How did you feel?”

I had no doubt that the memory of that moment would never leave me. How did I feel? I answered Margo’s first question first.

“There was the unmistakable odor of death in Parker’s
office when I walked in,” I said. “The odors of blood and excretions. After a visit to the morgue, and a fleeting sojourn
at one of our recent undeclared wars, I didn’t
need
to see his body to know. How did I feel? I was shocked, certainly, and rather frightened. The murder must have taken place
shortly before I arrived—the murderer was still there, for God’s sake… and despite reports to the contrary, I still haven’t
got used to being around corpses.”

“Who would want to kill Parker Foxcroft? Have you any ideas?”

“That’s what the police wanted to know. The answer is…”

She finished the sentence for me. “Anybody.”

“Precisely.”

I went home after dinner without complaint, feeling pleasantly satisfied—and not all that disappointed. After a day like this
one, I wasn’t altogether sure that I would have been up to Margo, who at her best has more than once kept me awake and virile
a good part of the night. And I was confident there would be other nights, somewhere along the way. And if not, well…

Since my divorce, I have found that there are substantial rewards in the single state. For example: curling up in bed with
the cushions plumped up, the night-light on, a snifter of Courvoisier in hand, and the manuscript Sidney had given me on my
bedside table.

I picked up the first few pages of the manuscript.

Iceman.
Okay, nice title. “By Sarah Goodall.” Never heard of her, but it was probably a first effort. Where, I wondered, would the
setting be? California? Sue Grafton had staked out the southern part of the state. Chicago? Sara Paretsky territory. Forget
Richmond—Kay Scarpetta had central Virginia
in her medical bag, thanks to Patricia D. Cornwell. It was getting hard these days to find a city that some P.I., male or
female, hasn’t already laid claim to. There are at least two in Boston and half a dozen or more in New York City. And isn’t
there one in San Francisco? A gay sleuth, I believe.

I read on.

St. Paul, Minnesota, on a cold December night is about as cheerful as the Ramsey County Morgue. Only a fool or a private investigator
working a case, as I was, would be over on the South Side in weather like this. Even with the temperature at twelve above,
I could still smell the stockyards. Sleet whipped against my cheeks, and stung my eyes until they watered, almost blinding
me.

I’m P. V. Knudsen, and I’m a licensed freelance investigator. You can call me a private cop. The “P” stands for Paula, a name
I don’t much like, and the “V” for Violet, which I like even less. I’m thirty-five and holding. I’ve been married twice. My
first husband ran off with my best friend, and I threw the second one out when I caught him pushing PCP in the Grove-land
Park schoolyard. As you might expect, after two Mr. Wrongs, I don’t have a lot of faith in the male of the species. I hear
there are birds that manage to remain monogamous, however, and maybe they’re what the whole thing is for.

Although I was bundled up in my heaviest parka, the wind still whipped at my arms, and I could tell that the gloves I wore
weren’t going to stave off frostbite. I slapped my right hand under my left shoulder, where
I could feel the comforting bulge of my shoulder holster. I was packing a .380 Beretta. What I like about this gun is its
grip, which feels perfect for my hand. Also, it takes a thirteen-round staggered magazine. I like to go with a friend of mine
on the force to the target range in Minneapolis for practice, at least once a month. At thirty yards, I can group my shots
perfectly, right in the center of the targets. You never know when the target is going to be a baddie aiming at you.

I wouldn’t have had the gun with me, except that I was on a tail, in the darkest, loneliest part of town. The case I was on
this time was industrial espionage.

It all started when a man named Edgar Ayres came to see me. It was just after Thanksgiving and I couldn’t help but notice
that my bank account was as weak as a busted flush.

So, when Ayres called me, I was ready to listen to any good offer, as long as it was legitimate…

I was intrigued enough to read on. I would love to have a good female P.I. series, and this one looked promising. Why is this
genre popular? Ask the Sisters in Crime. All I know is that men and women readers both seem to like the idea of a woman packing
a gun and getting off a karate chop with the best of them—the more hard-boiled, the better.

To paraphrase Raymond Chandler: “Down these mean streets a woman must go who is not herself mean, who is neither tarnished
nor afraid. She must be a complete woman and a common woman and yet an unusual woman. She must be the best woman in her world,
and a good enough woman for any world.” Anyway, that’s the general idea.

When at last I fell asleep, it was not because I had lost
interest in the manuscript. It was simply “Nature’s soft nurse,” as Shakespeare put it, brushing my eyes with her healing
touch.

In the morning… I’ll read some more… in the… morning…

The weather was pleasant enough for me to have breakfast on the roof deck, where I finished reading the
Iceman
manuscript. I have wondered why so many people seem to find their first meal of the day boring, and why they so often eat
the same thing day after day. Traveling abroad, I have had some quite exotic breakfasts, everything from
pâté de campagne
and toast points in Paris to gluten bread and elderberries with clotted cream in Frankfurt. This morning I feasted on kippered
herring and Pepita’s French toast—made with day-old sourdough bread, slathered with maple syrup and garnished with fresh blueberries.

As I sat drinking my second cup of Juan Valdez’s coffee, Oscar appeared with the portable phone in his hand. “Miz Reechmon,”
he announced.

“So nice to hear from you,” I murmured before Margo had the chance to drop her bombshell.

“Nick,” she said, “I wanted to say I’m sorry about last night. I know you were disappointed…”

“Disappointment is never fatal, my dear,” I said. “And not even final.”

“I’ve been thinking…”

“Go ahead.”

“I don’t think we ought to see each other for a while.”

I felt a sharp stab in the vicinity of my chest which I knew
was
certainly disappointment. “But why?”

“Let’s just say I think we need some distance between us, and perhaps some time to decide where we stand—and also where we’re
going.”

“That’s quite rational of you, Margo. I wish I felt the same way.”

“That’s the problem, Nick. You seem to be emotionally involved, and I am not—not in the same way. Oh, I like you well enough…”

“Thanks for small favors.”

“And anyway you know your business always comes ahead of everything else.”

When I’m not involved in the murder of one of my editors, that is.

There didn’t appear to be much more for me to say; clearly Margo’s mind was made up, and she was not to be persuaded otherwise—not
by my oratory, at any rate. I muttered something about being sorry, and she said something about getting in touch with me
at some later date, and then we both hung up. It occurred to me that I was probably far less satisfied with this conversation
than Margo was. Margo, Margo… why? The author of the only book on astrology I have ever published (and that with tongue firmly
in cheek) would say that she was simply being a true Gemini—and perhaps in this case astrology did have the correct answer.

By this time, my second helping of French toast had cooled off, and so had my ardor. If I didn’t have another woman in my
life for some time to come, it would
not
be a hardship at all.

I would miss Margo’s companionship, of course. And what about the second ticket I had for the Philharmonic’s Mostly Mozart?
It was our custom, Margo and I, to have an early dinner at one of our favorite restaurants, Pierre au Tunnel, perhaps, Le
Quercy, or Sfuzzi, and then stroll in a leisurely fashion up to what Margo, to my delight, insists on calling Eddie Fisher
Hall.

Now I would just have to find another music lover.