The song was about a down-and-out man
attempting suicide by jumping off a bridge and being
rescued by a homeless person. He knew the song
would touch some hearts. It had great range, a good
story, and more importantly, something people could
identify with. He figured at one time or another most
people, even if it was just a fleeting thought, fantasized
about ending it al. He knew it wasn’t an upbeat song,
but it showed off his vocal range, and besides, al of the
performers before him had done songs like Garth
Brooks’s “Friends in Low Places” and George Strait’s
“They Cal Me the Fireman” as if it were karaoke night
at the local bowling aley. This was his chance to stand
out. It was a make-it-or-break-it song. As he reached
the first chorus, he looked around the room, and he
knew in his heart that he had captured everyone with
the song. From that point he didn’t second-guess his
song choice; he just sang.
When he finished, the audience jumped to their
feet and went wild. Bily was blown away and didn’t
quite know what to do. As he looked over at the bar,
he saw Jules and Jean, eyes wide with amazement and
clapping like there was no tomorrow. As Bily exited
the stage and made room for the next performer, the
crowd caled for more, but he just removed his hat,
bowed, smiled, and walked offstage, knowing in his
heart that he would have another chance to sing for
them.
When he exited the stage, Bily nervously headed
over to join Jules and Jean at the bar to watch the rest
of the performances. When he reached them, he
received a big hug from Jean as she said, “No one was
puling your leg, honey, great job!” He got a warm
handshake and accolades from Jules as wel as a few
people standing at the bar.
He ordered a beer, took a seat, and watched the
rest of the acts, sizing up the competition. When just
about everyone had sung, he went over al the acts in
his head. In his opinion, there were only a couple as
good or better than he was.
The first of the two was an attractive dark-haired
lady named Melanie Dodge. Melanie had a Gretchen
Wilson look and a similar sound as wel. He thought she
would be tough to beat. The other contender was a
short redheaded guy named Greg Ryan, whom he
dubbed Opie, because he reminded Bily of Opie
Taylor, the little boy Ron Howard played on
The Andy
Griffith Show
. His size and looks were deceiving,
because when he opened his mouth to sing, out came a
deep, sweet, soulful sound that was as good as Bily’s,
if not better. As he continued to size up his competition,
the sound of applause snapped him out of his
concentration.
Jules leaned over and said, “Just one more act to
go, son, and if she’s any good, it’s going to be a close
cal.” The last performer was Buck’s girlfriend, who
looked to be in her late forties with auburn hair, hazel
eyes, and a pretty good body for her age.
However old
she is
, he thought,
she’s in great shape
. Jean walked
onstage and stood in front of the microphone. “One
more entertainer to go,” she said. “I’m sure you al
recognize this little lady. Please welcome back to the
stage Ms. Tina Roth.”
As the intro to her song began, Bily knew
immediately that she was singing Tammy Wynette’s
“Stand By Your Man.” He looked around as if
everyone could read his mind, blushed a little, and
secretly thought,
Man, I hope she can’t sing.
He was
immediately relieved as Tina, somewhere between a
twang and a howl, began, “Sometimes it’s hard to be a
wo-man.”
He and Jules looked at each other with sly smiles,
and Bily took a deep breath. He felt fairly certain he
was in the top three. When Tina finished, everyone
politely clapped, and a few of the guys whistled while
she took her bow. Al that was left now was to
determine, by a round of applause, who were the top
three.
As Jean took the stage again, she asked al the
performers to join her. One by one, they walked up and
fel in line. She caled their names, and each one
stepped forward. By audience applause, she would
determine who would be the winners of round one, get
to do a second song, and ultimately win the
competition.
Just as Bily had previously thought, when it was
Melanie’s and Greg’s turn, they received thunderous
rounds of applause. There were only four of them left.
The next two performers received polite but minimal
applause, and then Bily heard his name. He stepped
forward and received the same thunderous applause as
the other two, plus the extra bonus of a few ladies
jumping up and down in the front row. Needless to say,
he was happy with the outcome. Only one more to go,
and it was Buck’s girlfriend, so he thought he had a
pretty good chance. Just as he thought, she received the
same polite applause as the two acts before him. He
was in round two, and he couldn’t be happier. As Tina
walked off the stage, he saw Buck grab her by the arm
and lead her to the restroom area. He could hear
Buck’s raised voice from the stage.
Bily ordered another beer and bought a round for
Jules and Jean while the house band played a set before
the final three performers did their last songs. The two
other newcomers were very good, and as he sipped on
his beer, he thought it could go either way. He chatted
with Jules and Jean about the competition, and then the
band finished their set, the dance floor cleared, and the
house lights came up. Again, Jean took the stage. As
she was about to speak, Buck rushed by with his meal
ticket in tow and again, deliberately and more closely
this time, brushed Bily’s shoulder and glared at him as
he passed by. Bily shook it off but thought, that guy
might be trouble.
Jean again thanked everyone for coming and
promised them three more great performances. She
welcomed al three finalists back to the stage and
greeted each one with a hug while the crowd went wild.
After the three took additional bows, they were
lined up onstage. Jean held out her hand, already made
into a fist with three even straws protruding from the top
and the bottom of the straws concealed. She explained
that each finalist would choose a straw and the shortest
straw would take the stage first, the next longest
second, and finaly the longest straw would go on last.
As each performer took a straw from Jean’s
hand, they determined that Greg was up first, Bily next,
and then Melanie. Bily was a little disappointed, as he
realy wanted the last spot, but was thankful he wasn’t
up first.
Bily and Melanie left the stage while Greg chatted
with the band and Jean prepared to introduce his
second song. Jean tapped the mic with her finger to
make sure it was live and said, “Singing Garth Brooks’s
‘If Tomorrow Never Comes’, let’s hear it for Mr. Greg
Ryan.”
As Greg started singing, Bily thought it was going
to be tough to beat him. Although his voice was very
good, Bily saw that he wasn’t connecting with the
crowd as wel as he had in the first song, and he hoped
that would go in Bily’s favor. When Greg was done,
the crowd sprang to their feet for a standing ovation that
lasted at least thirty seconds.
Bily was up next, and his heart was pounding so
hard, he thought it would beat right out of his chest. It
took him a minute to calm down, but he told himself this
song was no different than any other song he had ever
sung, although he knew it was.
Jean took the stage and thanked Greg for a great
performance and began to introduce Bily. Bily again
wiled himself to calm down and to connect with the
audience and do what he did best: perform.
The last thing he remembered was Jean saying,
“Put your hands together for Bily Eagan.” The next
thing he knew, he was seated in a soft spotlight with a
microphone in his hand and the band playing his intro.
He looked at the audience, took a deep breath, and as
the band reached the bridge, he started to sing. As he
relaxed, he became one with the song and felt more in
the moment than ever before. When he hit the chorus,
the crowd went absolutely wild. At that moment, he
thought he knew how a drug addict must feel. The
energy he was receiving from the audience was like a
drug, and he wanted it, he needed it, he bathed in it. In
a flash, the song was over, and Jean was back onstage.
The crowd stayed on their feet for over three minutes;
even Jean couldn’t calm them down. She was finaly
able to get the crowd to settle down as she introduced
the last performer.
Bily knew firsthand how hard it was to folow an
act that affected the crowd in such a way. He had done
it many times and didn’t envy Melanie, not because he
was so good, but because the crowd would not accept
anything less than perfection. Jean had told him earlier
that Melanie had chosen “Take Me as I Am” by Faith
Hil, so he knew she had to nail it to have a shot at
winning. Jean again took the stage and said, “Ladies
and gentlemen, please welcome to the boards our last
performer, Melanie Dodge.”
As Melanie took the stage, she was noticeably
shaken. When the band finished her intro and she began
to sing, “Baby, don’t turn out the light,” her voice
cracked and broke. Melanie stopped and asked the
band to start again. She made it through the song, but
just barely. The crowd reacted as such, and she left the
stage in tears. Bily felt terrible for her, but at the same
time he was also relieved to have a little less
competition.
The time had come for the winner to be
announced. Jean caled Bily, Greg, and Melanie to the
stage, and they al shook hands, hugged, wished each
other luck, and stood at Jean’s left. As Jean caled out
Greg’s name, he stepped forward, and the crowd
erupted into a thunderous round of applause. When the
crowd settled back down, Jean caled Melanie’s name,
and as expected she received limited but respectful
applause. When she caled Bily’s name and he stepped
forward, he thought the roof was going to rise right off
the place. Men and women alike were on their feet,
waving hats and screaming Bily’s name: “
Bil-ly! Bil-ly!
Bil-ly!
”
At that moment, Jean, Melanie, Bily, and Greg
knew who the winner was. Greg and Melanie again
shook Bily’s hand and congratulated him one last time
as they exited the stage. Jean gave Bily the biggest hug
and said with a tear in her eye, “I knew you could do it,
honey, congratulations.” Al Bily could do was smile
and bow. When he finaly left the stage, Jules was there,
this time with a bear-hug and more congratulations as
he and Jean walked Bily over to the bar with their arms
over his shoulders like proud parents. At that moment
Bily was overtaken with emotion, and a tear slid down
his cheek, not because he had won, but because he
knew his parents would be so proud of him. And he
knew they would be happy that he had these wonderful
people in his life.
For Bily, the rest of the evening was heaven. He
had a few more beers and relived the entire
performance over and over again in his head until he
finaly alowed himself to accept that he was realy on
the way to living his dream at last. He mentioned to
Jean and Jules what had happened with Buck, and they
were not surprised. Jean told Bily that Buck’s girlfriend
was at every open mic night with Buck at her side. “She
never wins and most times looks embarrassed, but
nonetheless, she’s always here. I don’t like that Buck
Stevens one bit,” Jean added to Jules, “and I wish you
would fire him at the ranch.”
“That wouldn’t make him stop pushing Tina to
sing here every month,” Jules replied.
“Wel, maybe he would leave town in search of a
new job and leave that poor girl alone,” Jean said.
“Bily, you keep your eyes and ears open and let
me know if anything out of the ordinary happens,” Jules