Floods 9 (18 page)

1. Take the top off your felt tip pen.

2. Go and buy
The Floods 1: Neighbours
.

3. Read it.

4. Go and buy
The Floods 2: Playschool
.

5. Read it.

6. Go and buy
The Floods 3: Home and Away
.

7. Read it.

8. Go and buy
The Floods 4: Survivor
.

9. Read it.

10. Repeat steps 3, 5, 7, 9.

11. Go and buy
The Floods 5: Prime Suspect
.

12. Read it.

13. Go and buy
The Floods 6: The Great Outdoors
.

14. Read it.

15. Go and buy
The Floods 7: Top Gear
.

16. Read it.

17. Go and buy
The Floods 8: Better Homes & Gardens
.

18. Read it.

19. Throw your felt tip pen away because it's all dried up.

20. Repeat steps 3, 5, 7, 9, 12, 14, 16, 18.

21. Forget what the pen was for so don't bother to buy another one.

22. Celebrate by buying
The Floods Family Files
picture book.

23. Eat some soft fruit.