For The Death Of Me (13 page)

I couldn't help but laugh. ‘What happened to scruples?'

‘Ah, but he's with one of the big outfits; fuck them and all who sail in them.'

‘Ewan's not for you, Sly, you know that as well as I do. I'll introduce you to Roscoe Brown, though: he's looking for an associate in London.'

‘Thanks, son. That'll be appreciated. Is he Jewish?'

I was still chuckling as I hung up on him, unclipped my seatbelt and climbed out of the Citation into a blazing Mediterranean afternoon. I wondered how much hotter it was in Singapore.

15

The kids were all over me when I made it back home. Even Tom, who's normally a quiet lad, yelled with delight when he saw me and came charging up to me, almost elbowing his half-sister out of the way. Half-sister: I looked at him and Janet and thought again of myself, and Jan. When I did so I realised, to my surprise, that the turmoil had gone. Mary was right: love really does conquer all. The thing that cracked it, that gave me peace, was the disclosure that Jan had known all along, and that she had decided that nothing, least of all an accident of birth for which neither of us had been responsible, was going to keep us apart.

I played with Janet, Tom and wee Jonathan for the rest of the afternoon, around the house and in the pool, until finally we were all knackered. When Ethel arrived to take them for their evening meal, I collapsed on to a lounger next to Susie and Prim; she had been there when I'd got back. I looked at the two of them, and thought of Jan again, and what she'd said about them. I confess that when I considered the generosity with which the good side had allowed the repentant bad side back into our circle, I began to worry. I hoped it wouldn't backfire.

‘Is Mac really going to be all right?' Susie asked me. I glanced to my right and saw two faces each one waiting for my answer with the same concern. My dad inspires that in people.

‘He really is,' I promised them both. ‘He might well have died, there in the golf club, but he didn't, and when they kept him alive long enough to get him into theatre . . . well, it hasn't exactly been plain sailing from then on, but it's been okay. Once he recovers fully from the surgery and the new valve gets bedded in, he'll be as fit as any other sixty-six-year-old retired dentist, and a bloody sight fitter than most.'

‘He's retiring?' Prim exclaimed. I'd told Susie about Carol Salt, clearly she hadn't passed it on.

I nodded. ‘Finally, he is. He's decided, having nearly done it once, that dying on the golf course is a hell of a lot better than dying in harness. I've found someone to take on his practice and the deal's done.'

Prim grinned. ‘What a pity. I need a filling replaced and I was hoping that Mac would do it.'

‘The world is still full of expensive dentists,' I told her, ‘and you can afford it.'

She left at seven. She said that she'd finally agreed to have dinner with Dylan in the Columbus. While I was away, they'd shared a few Bellinis in the cocktail bar of an evening, but that had been all.

‘How is Benny?' I asked, as I walked her to the door, where Conrad was waiting with the car.

‘Bored. He says he's memorised the model and year of every car in the motor museum, and he's, here I quote, “on first-name terms with every fucking fish in the fucking aquarium”. However, he also said that he's ahead in the casino.'

‘I'm going to cure his boredom, and give him more funds to gamble with. Tell him to be waiting for me in the lobby at noon tomorrow; we'll go for a spot of lunch and I'll brighten his day.' That reminded me. ‘Have you had a chance to speak to Dawn yet?'

‘No: I'm not going to break that news over the phone. I'll see her on Thursday: she and Miles are bringing Bruce to visit Dad in Auchterarder. Oh, yes, Miles did ask how you'd got on with Mr Luker. I stalled him; told him that Mac's illness had put things on hold, but that you'd pick it up again when you got back.'

‘Good girl. I still think he'll go ape-shit, but you never know.' I kissed her cheek, bade her farewell, then went back to Susie, who was in our bedroom showering off the pool water.

I hadn't seen her for almost a week, so it was a while before we were ready for dinner. When we were, we decided that we'd go out to Le Café de la Mer, in the Grand Hotel for a bite of steak and a sea view.

Once we'd reached the coffee stage, I told her about my lunch with Harvey. When she'd picked herself off the floor and stopped laughing about the thought of him and his hard-on in a judge's robes and wig, she became suitably outraged at the thought of Madeleine being out there and in a position to ruin his career.

‘You've got to help him, Oz,' she said. ‘Harvey's really nice; he and Ellie don't deserve that. Find the woman and get the negatives back.'

‘I've had another thought.' I chuckled casually. ‘I'll find her and lock her in a small room with my sister.'

‘Steady on, now,' Susie protested. ‘There's a UN convention against that sort of thing.' She winked at me. ‘It's a good idea, though. Still, finding her's the first priority. Any ideas?'

‘I know where she is.' I explained the detective work that Sly Burr had done on my behalf.

‘Well done, Mr Burr,' she said. ‘Singapore? That's a long way off; maybe she won't hear about Harvey going on the Bench.'

‘She'll hear about it, love. Unless she's cut herself off from every friend and relative she ever had in Britain, she's going to find out . . . or at least we have to assume that she will. The crossed-fingers option isn't open to us.'

‘What is, then? What can we do?'

I gazed across the table at her. ‘Well, I do have an idea, but it involves a trip out there, to Singapore. Do you fancy coming? You and the kids, that is.'

‘Have you ever been there?' she asked.

‘No.'

‘In that case you don't have any idea how humid it can be. I know: I was there when I was eighteen and I still haven't forgotten. I can't take the children out there, especially not wee Jonathan: we'd have to paint him in sun-block. Plus I don't fancy explaining to Janet and Tom that they can't go in the pool when it's sunny, in case they come out parboiled. Plus they have earthquakes out there and tsunamis and stuff.'

She had a valid point, a whole list of them in fact. Neither Susie nor I is the timid type, until it comes to our children. Then our protection instinct clicks in, quick time.

‘Could we send a detective?' she asked me.

‘To do what, exactly? Harvey insisted that any steps I take have to be within the law. That being the case, we can hardly brief him not to take “fuck off” for an answer, can we?'

‘Then you've got to go, Oz.'

I nodded. ‘You're right, but I'm not going alone. If I turn up on Maddy's doorstep and ask her for those photos, one, she's going to know who I am and how I relate to Harvey, two, no way will she hand them over in a month of February twenty-ninths. She'll twig and she'll send an image straight to the tabloid of her choice. But worry not, I've thought it through and I have a plan, a most ingenious plan.'

‘What's that?'

‘She's not going to send them an image. She's going to hand it over.'

16

Dylan had done some more clothes shopping since I'd seen him last. He turned up for our meeting in a pale blue Columbus polo shirt and a pair of light tan slacks, with a pair of French-made Vuarnet sunglasses, the brand I'd advised him to buy, perched back on his head. He'd trimmed the beard until it looked more like designer stubble; for the first time since that day he'd been shot in Amsterdam, he seemed pretty much like the guy I'd known so well in Scotland.

‘Nice get-up,' I remarked, as we stepped outside to a waiting taxi.

‘Glad you like it,' he replied. ‘Most of it went on your tab in the hotel. Not the shades, though: couldn't get them here.' Christ, he was even sounding like the old Dylan.

‘How did you last so long in the police force?' I asked him. ‘How come nobody saw through you long before they did?'

‘I was never bent, Oz, not until I got involved with that bloke, and in the kidnap. And they never saw through me then either. It took you, you clever shit, to figure out that I was in on the operation. I was on my way to Bali, and to a pile of money, until you stepped in.'

I looked at him as the taxi drove off, heading for L'Intempo, in Le Meridien. ‘Mike, you'd never have seen any of that money. You'd have wound up buried under a banyan tree or some such.'

He glanced at me slightly scornfully. ‘You think?'

‘I know. There was someone else involved in your plot: they were pulling your string all along. You were expendable, mate, and once you were well away, you'd have been expended. Your function was simply to disappear, and to carry the can, all of it and everything in it.'

‘How do you know all that?'

‘I traced the third person; she told me all about it.'

‘I don't believe you.'

‘Look me in the eye,' I challenged, ‘then say that.' He didn't need to: he knew me well enough to know that I was telling it as it was, or had been. ‘Who was she?' he asked quietly.

‘Your pal's sister.'

‘He never had a sister.'

‘That shows how much you knew. Smart copper, eh?'

I'd knocked some of the rediscovered brashness out of him; that pleased me, quietly.

‘What happened to her?'

‘Much the same as was going to happen to you. She's no longer with us.'

‘Jesus.'

I smiled. ‘And here you were thinking you'd been a criminal mastermind. Pinocchio, pal, that's who you were, but now you can go back to being a real boy again. Be careful telling lies, though: your nose couldn't do with being any longer than it is. I tell you, the Dutchman who shot you, de Witt, he really did save your life.'

‘Maybe I should go to Holland and thank him,' Dylan murmured, unsmiling, as he rubbed the side of his chest.

‘Best not, Benny,' I said. ‘Best not.'

We sat in silence until the taxi arrived at the hotel. I paid off the driver and led the way inside: L'Intempo was quiet, since it was still not long after midday, but as I glanced around I saw a tennis player, a French singer and two racing drivers, one of whom I know since he's a fellow Scot. I gave him a wave as we were shown to a table with a sea view.

‘Let's get the business over with,' I said. I opened my document case and took out the contract that Roscoe had supplied and that Audrey had produced. It was drawn up in the name of Elmer Productions, a company I'd set up with a view to getting involved in deals like this one. This was its first venture. The name? That's a play on Mrs Susie Blackstone's maiden surname, Gantry, and the 1960 movie that won Burt Lancaster an Oscar.

‘Read that,' I told him. ‘It sets out the deal we discussed, on the basis of the offer I made, more or less.'

‘More or less?'

‘Just more, actually. I've put you in for three per cent of budget and DVD sales, and for two per cent of net profits once the film's recovered its costs, and is in profit by twenty million dollars.'

‘Who gets the rest?'

‘I do, and Miles, and any investors we bring in. Don't quibble about it: it's what Roscoe Brown would have got you if he'd been negotiating for you. I know this because I asked him.'

‘What if I'd had someone better than him?'

‘That person doesn't exist . . . although, come to think of it, neither does Benedict Luker, so maybe that idea isn't so far-fetched. No, read it, then sign it, Mike. It's a good deal. That and the added value in book sales will make you a millionaire.'

He signed it without reading it. I took that as a sign of friendship, and wished that I hadn't upped the advance to the full hundred thousand, taking a chance that eventually I'd get Miles's half back. His eyes widened when he looked at the cheque I pushed across the table, and then he did look at the contract. ‘It's only an advance,' I reminded him. ‘Mind you, when you tell your publisher that I've optioned it, your sales will go up straight away, and you'll get a UK distribution deal.'

‘You're beginning to sound like my guardian angel. Blue Star Falling hasn't even earned out its advance in the US yet.'

‘I know: I checked with the publisher. I know what your advance was, but it'll be bigger on your next one.'

‘That's good to hear. You've helped me in another way this morning, although you don't even know it. My next book: it's a version of another true story; my own, the kidnap, me getting shot and everything. What you said about there being a third person involved, it's got me thinking. I knew there was something lacking and that . . . It's the missing ingredient, isn't it? It makes it all hang together. Thanks, Oz.'

I stared at him, and had to make an effort to keep my voice down. ‘Mike, Benny, cool it,' I hissed at him. ‘Are you seriously saying that you're going to write a book about you kidnapping Dawn Phillips?'

‘Sure. You'll be in it too, and Miles. But don't worry, you'll all be so heavily disguised that you'll be undetectable as real people.'

‘But we'll know, Mike, we'll know.'

He stared at me dead-pan, and then his face cracked into a smile. ‘Gotcha!' he exclaimed.

‘You bastard. You're buying the lunch for that.'

‘It was worth it, just to see your face. Don't worry, Oz, I'm not that crazy. My next book's almost finished, in fact. It's based on some of the stuff I did when I was under cover, and it's going to be good.'