Forbidden Broadway: Behind the Mylar Curtain (95 page)

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"Bombay Wet Dreams"

MAN

OFFSTAGE SHAKALAKA BABY

MAN

OFFSTAGE SHAKALAKA BABY

MAN

OFFSTAGE SHAKALAKA BABY

Aye-yi! Aye-yi! Aye-yi!

MAN

[HINDU CHORUS BOY enters with two SHAKALAKA
BABIES.]

HINDU CHORUS BOY

[He lies on the floor with two squirt bottles and creates
a magnificent fountain that showers the SHAKALAKA
BABIES, who writhe in exotic ecstasy.]

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"Assassins 2004"

[JOHN HINCKLEY enters, carryinga framed portrait of
Stephen Sondheim. He strurns a guitar as he sings.]

JOHN HINCKLEY

[SQUEAKY FROMME enters.]

SQUEAKY

HINCKLEY