Joan frowned. “There must be a center.”
“No, we are dispersed, do you see? The fiction of the soul is a bad story, told to make us
think we're unable to improve ourselves.”
He kicked a pyramid that was spinning about its apex. It fell over and struggled to get
back up. Joan knelt, pushed up, righted the grateful figure. “Be kind!” she barked at him.
“To a closed loop of a both philosophy and sensuality. I cannot fold myself into the
solipsism -- ” his hand swept in the creatures on the Euclidean plane “ -- of these. You
too, madam, must now decide whether the taste of a grape means more to you than joining me
in this -- this -- ”
“Poor sir, ” Joan said.
“ -- in this sterile but timeless world. ” He looked up, paused for effect. “I'll not join
you in yours.”
A great sob burst from him. being? Folly! These are defeated Selves, my love. Inside, they
are no doubt smugly certain of what they will do, of every possible future event. My kick
was a liberation!"
She touched the pyramid, now painfully spinning itself up with a long, thin whine. “Truly?
Who would want to so predict?”
Voltaire blinked. “That fellow -- Hari Seldon. He is why we are making such cerebral
expeditions. All this is in aid of his understanding ... eventually. Odd, the connections
one makes.”
She winked out of the sim-space, away from him, confused.
Somehow she had experienced two conversations at once. Hers and Voltaire's -- the two
identities running simultaneously.
About her, space itself shrank, expanded, warped its contents into bizarre shapes --
before lurching at last into concrete objects.
The street corner looked familiar. Still, the white plastiform tables, matching chairs,
and tiktok waiters bearing trays to lounging customers -- all that had disappeared. The
elegant awning still hung over the sidewalk, imprinted with the name the inn's waiter,
Gar�on ADM-213, had taught her how to read: Aux Deux Magots.
Voltaire was banging on the door when Joan materialized beside him. “You're late, ” he
said. “I have accomplished marvels in the time that it took you to get here. ” He
interrupted his assault on the inn door to cup her chin and peer into her upturned face.
“Are you all right?”
“I, I think so. ” Joan straightened her clanking suit of mail. “You nearly ... lost me.”
“My experiment with splitting taught me much.”
“I ... liked it. Like heaven, in a way.”
“More like being able to experience each other in a profound manner, I would venture. I
discovered that, if we could deliberately seize control of our pleasure systems, we could
reproduce the pleasure of success -- all without the need for any actual accomplishment.”
“Heaven, then?”
“No, the opposite. That would be the end of everything. ” Voltaire retied the satin ribbon
at his throat with sharp, decisive jerks.
“Faith would have told you as much.”
“Alas, true.”
“You have decided to 'run background' for only your mind?” she asked demurely -- though
proud to have pried an admission for virtue from him.
“For the moment. I am running both of us with only rudimentary bodies. Yet you shall not
notice it, for you shall be quite -- ” he lifted an eyebrow “ -- high-minded about
matters.”
“I am relieved. One's reputation is like one's chastity. ” Was chaste St. Catherine right?
Had Voltaire ruined hers? “Once gone, it cannot be restored.”
“Thank heaven for that! You have no idea how tedious it is to make love to a virgin. ” He
added hastily, in response to her reproachful look, “I know of only one exception to that
rule, ” and gave her a courteous bow.
Joan said, “The cafe appears closed.”
“Nonsense. Paris cafes never close; they are rooms of public rest. ” He resumed rapping on
the door.
“By public restroom, do you mean an inn?”
Voltaire stopped knocking and eyed her. “Public restrooms are facilities in which people
relieve themselves.”
Joan blushed, envisioning a row of holes dug in the ground. “But why call it a restroom?”
“As long as man is ashamed of his natural functions, he will call it anything but what it
is. People fear their hidden selves, afraid that they will burst out.”
“But I can see all of myself now.”
“True. But in real folk, such as we were, subprograms others cannot see run simultaneously
beneath the surface thoughts. Like your voices.”
Joan bristled. “My voices are divine! Musics of archangels and saints!”
“You appear to have occasional access to your subprograms. Many real -- that is, embodied
-- people do not. Especially if the subprograms are unacceptable.”
“Unacceptable? To whom?”
“To us. Or rather, to our dominant program, the one we most identify with and present for
show to the world.”
“Ah ... ” Events were moving rather too swiftly for Joan. Did this mean she needed more
“time-steps”?
A huge tiktok guard opened the door, grumbling. “Aux Deux Magots?” he said in response to
Voltaire. “Went outta business years ago.”
Joan peered inside the warehouse, hoping to see Gar�on.
“They're en route, ” Voltaire said.
To Joan's surprise he sneezed. No one caught cold in these abstruse spaces. So he had kept
some fragment of his body. But what an odd piece to retain.
He said lamely, “My editing is imperfect, I gather. I did not omit sniffles, yet I cannot
sustain an erection.”
Voltaire down-stepped them and external time (whatever that meant here) sped by. Without
warning, Joan found herself peering at a tiktok. “Gar�on ADM-213!” She embraced him.
“A votre service, madam. May I recommend the cloud food?” The tiktok kissed his fingertips
-- all twenty at once.
Joan looked at Voltaire, too moved to speak. “Merci, ” she managed to stammer at last. “To
Voltaire, the Prince of Light, and to the Creator, from Whom all blessings flow.”
“The credit is entirely mine, ” said Voltaire. “I have never shared a byline, even with
deities.”
She asked nervously, “The ... It ... which nearly erased me?”
He scowled. “I have felt that apparition -- or rather, its lack pf appearance, while
manifesting a presence. It stalks us still, I fear.”
Gar�on said, “Could it be the wolf-pack programs who seek criminal users of computational
volume?”
Voltaire raised an eyebrow. “You have become learned, Gar�on? I have swept aside these
bloodhounds. No, this it is ... other.”
“We must defeat it!” Joan felt herself a warrior again.
“Ummm, no doubt. We may need your angels, my sweet. And we must consider where we truly
are.”
With a wave he blew away the roof, revealing the bowl of a vast sky. Not the sprinkling of
lights she had known -- though when she tried, she could in fact recall no specific
constellations.
Here the sky blazed with so many stars it hurt her eyes. He said this was because they
were near the center of some territory named “Galaxy” and that stars liked to dwell here.
The sight made her suck in her breath. On such a stage, what could they do?
“If we stay in our apartment, don't ever leave Streeling University -- ”
“No, ” R. Daneel Olivaw said sternly. The situation is too grave."
“Then where?”
“Off Trantor.”
“I am less acquainted with other worlds.”
Olivaw waved away her point. “I have in mind a remark in your recent report. He is
interested in the fundamental human drives.”
Dors frowned. “Yes, Hari keeps saying there are elements still missing.”
“Good. There is a world where he can explore this. Possibly he can find valuable component
terms for his model equations.”
“A primitive planet? That would be dangerous.”
“This is a severely underpopulated place, with fewer threats.”
“You have been there?”
“I have been everywhere.”
She realized that this could not be literally true. Quick calculation showed that even R.
Daneel Olivaw would have had to visit several thousand worlds in each year of his life.
His. enduring presence stretched well beyond the twelve thousand years since the
reproduce, even though the means were readily adopted from the basic organs of mankind.
The robots knew their Darwin.
To reproduce meant to evolve. Inevitably, error would creep into any method of
reproduction. Most errors would cause death or subnormal performance, but some would alter
the next generation of robots in subtle ways. Some of these would be unacceptable, as seen
through the lens of the Four Laws.
The most obvious selection principle, operating in all ordinarily self-reproducing
organisms, was for self-interest. Evolution rewarded pressing forward in one's own cause.
Favoring the individual was the central force selecting for survivors.
But the self-interest of a robot could conflict with the Four Laws. Inevitably, a robot
would evolve which -- despite outward appearances, despite intricate interrogations --
would favor itself over humanity. Such a robot would not spring between a human and a
speeding vehicle.
Or between humanity and the threats that loomed out of the Galactic night ...
So R. Daneel Olivaw, of the Original Design, had to be immortal. Only special-use robots
such as herself could be made fresh. The organiform variation had been arrived at over
many centuries of secret research. It was allowed expressly to fill an unusual task at
hand, such as forming a cocoon, both emotional and physical, around one Hari Seldon.
“You wish to erase all the simulations, everywhere?”
He said, “Ideally, yes. They might produce new robots, release ancient lore, they could
even uncover ... ”
“Why do you stop?”
“There are historical facts you need not know.”
“But I am an historian.”
“You are closer to human than I. Some knowledge is best left to forms such as myself.
Believe me. The Three Laws, plus the Zeroth, have deep implications, ones the Originators
did not -- could not -- guess. Under the Zeroth Law, we robots have had to perform certain
acts -- ” He caught himself, abruptly shook his head.
“Very well, ” she said reluctantly, fruitlessly studying his impassive face. “I accept
that. And I will go with him to this place.”
“You will need technical aid.”
R. Daneel stripped away his shirt to reveal a completely convincing human skin. He put two
stiff fingers carefully below one nipple and pushed in a pressure pattern. His chest
opened longitudinally for perhaps five centimeters. He removed a jet-black cylinder the
size of his little finger. “Instructions are encoded in the side for optical reading.”
“Advanced technology for a backward world?”
He allowed himself a smile. “It should be safe, but precautions are in order. Always. Do
not worry overly much. I doubt that even the crafty Lamurk will be able to plant agents
quickly on Panucopia.”
Panucopia
BIOGENESIS, HISTORY OF -- ... it was thus only natural that biologists would use entire
planets as experimental preserves, testing on a large scale the central ideas about human
evolution. Humanity's origins remained shrouded, with the parent planet (“Earth”) itself
unknown -- though there were thousands of earnestly supported candidates. Some primates in
the scattered Galactic Zoos clearly were germane to the argument. Early in the Post-Middle
Period, whole worlds came to be devoted to exploration of these apparently primordial
species. One such world made groundbreaking progress in our connections to the pans,
though indicative, no firm conclusions could be reached; too much of the intervening
millions of years between ourselves and even close relatives like the pans lay in shadow.
During the decline of Imperial science, these experiments were even turned into amusements
for the gentry and meritocrats, in desperate attempts to remain self-supporting as
Imperial funding dried up ...
-- ENCYCLOPEDIA GALACTICA
He didn't fully relax until they were sitting on a verandah of the Excursion Station, some
six thousand light years away from Trantor.
Warily Dors gazed out at the view beyond the formidable walls. “We're safe here from the
animals?”
“I imagine so. Those walls are high and there are guard canines. Wirehounds, I believe.”
“Good. ” She smiled in a way that he knew implied a secret was about to emerge. “I believe
I have covered our tracks -- to use an animal metaphor. I had records of our departure
concealed.”
“I still think you are exaggerating -- ”
“Exaggerating an attempted assassination?” She bit her lip in ill-concealed irritation.
This was a well-frayed argument between them by now, but something about her
protectiveness always sat poorly with him.
“I only agreed to leave Trantor in order to study pans.”
He caught a flicker of emotion in her face and knew that she would now try to ease off.
"Oh, that might be useful -- or better still, fun. You need a rest."
“At least I won't have to deal with Lamurk.”
Cleon had instituted what he lightly termed “traditional measures” to track down the
conspirators. Some had already wormholed away to the far reaches of the Galaxy. Others had
committed suicide -- or so it seemed.
Lamurk was staying low, pretending shock and dismay at “this assault on the very fabric of
our Imperium. ” But Lamurk still held enough votes in the High Council to block Cleon's
move to make Hari his First Minister, so the deadlock continued. Hari was numbed by the
entire matter.
“And you're right, ” Dors continued with a brittle brightness, ignoring his moody silence,
“not everything is available on Trantor -- or even known about. My main consideration was
that if you had stayed on Trantor you would be dead.”
He stopped looking at the striking scenery. “You think the Lamurk faction would persist
... ?”
“They could, which is a better guide to action than trying to guess woulds.”
“I see. ” He didn't, but he had learned to trust her judgment in matters of the world.
Then, too, perhaps he did need a thoroughgoing vacation.
To be on a living, natural world -- he had forgotten, in his years buried in Trantor, how
vivid wild things could be. The greens and yellows leaped out, after decades amid matted
steel, cycled air, and crystal glitter.
Here the sky yawned impossibly deep, unmarked by the graffiti of aircraft, wholly alive to
the flapping wonder of birds. Bluffs and ridges looked like they had been shaped hastily
with a putty knife. Beyond the station walls he could see a sole tree thrashed by an angry
wind. Its topknot finally blew off in a pocket of wind, fluttering and fraying over somber
flats like a fragmenting bird. Distant, eroded mesas had yellow streaks down their shanks,
which as they met the forest turned a burnt orange tinge that suggested the rot of rust.
Across the valley, where the pans ranged, lay a dusky canopy hidden behind low gray clouds
and raked by winds.
A thin cold rain fell there, and Hari wondered what it was like to cower as an animal
beneath those sheets of moisture, without hope of shelter or warmth. Perhaps Trantor's
utter predictability was better, but he wondered.
He pointed to the distant forest. “We're going there?” He liked this fresh place, though
the forest was foreboding. It had been a long time since he had even worked with his
hands, alongside his father, back on Helicon. To live in the open -- “Don't start judging.
”
“I'm anticipating.”
She grinned. “You always have a longer word for it, no matter what I say. ”
“The treks look a little, well -- touristy. ”
“Of course. We're tourists. ” The land here rose up into peaks as sharp as torn tin. In
the thick trees beyond, mist broke on gray smooth rocks. Even here, high up the slope of
an imposing ridge, the Excursion Station was hemmed in by slimy, thick-barked trees
standing in deep drifts of dead, dark leaves. With rotting logs half buried in the wet
layers, the air swarmed so close it was like breathing damp opium.
Dors stood, her drink finished. “Let's go in, socialize.”
He followed dutifully and right away knew it was a mistake. Most of the indoor stim-party
crowd was dressed in rugged safari-style gear. They were ruddy folk, faces flushed with
excitement, or perhaps just enhancers. Hari waved away the bubbleglass-bearing waiter; he
disliked the way it sharpened his wits in uncontrolled ways. Still, he smiled and tried to
make small talk.
This turned out to be not merely small, but microscopic. Where are you from? Oh, Trantor
-- what's it like? We're from (fill in the planet) -- have you ever heard of it? Of course
he had not. Twenty-five million worlds ...
Most were Primitivists, drawn by the unique experience available here. It seemed to him
that every third word in their conversation was natural or vital, delivered like a mantra.
“What a relief, to be away from straight lines, ” a thin man said.
“Um, how so?” Hari said, trying to seem interested.
“Well, of course straight lines don't exist in nature. They have to be put there by
humans. ” He sighed. “I love to be free of straightness!”
Hari instantly thought of pine needles; strata of metamorphic rock; the inside edge of a
half-moon; spider-woven silk strands; the line along the top of a breaking ocean wave;
crystal patterns; white quartz lines on granite slabs; the far horizon of a vast calm
lake; the legs of birds; spikes of cactus; the arrow dive of a raptor; trunks of young,
fast-growing trees; wisps of high windblown clouds; ice cracks; the two sides of the V of
migrating birds; icicles.
“Not so, ” he said, but no more.
His habit of laconic implication was trampled in the headlong talk, of course; the
enhancers were taking hold. They all chattered on, excited by the prospect of immersing
themselves in the lives of the creatures roaming the valleys below. He listened, not
commenting, intrigued. Some wanted to share the worldview of herd animals, others of
hunters, some of birds. They spoke as though they were entering some athletic event, and
that was not his view at all. Still, he stayed silent.
He finally escaped with Dors, into the small park beside the Excursion Station, designed
to make guests familiar with local conditions before their immersion. Panucopia, as this
world was called, apparently had little native life of large size. There were animals he
had seen as a boy on Helicon, and whole kraals of domestic breeds. All had sprung from
common stock, less than a hundred thousand years ago. on the legendary “Earth.”
The unique asset of Panucopia was nowhere near, of course. He stopped and stared at the
kraals and thought again about the Galaxy. His mind kept attacking what he thought of as
the Great Problem, diving at it from many angles. He had learned to just stand aside and
let it run. The psychohistorical equations needed deeper analysis, terms which accounted
for the bedrock properties of humans as a species. As ...
Animals. Was there a clue here?
Despite millennia of trying, humans had domesti-; ated few creatures. To be domesticated,
wild beasts had to have an entire suite of traits. Most had to be herd animals, with
instinctive submission patterns which humans could co-opt. They had to be placid; herds
that bolt at a strange sound and can't tolerate intruders are hard to keep.
Finally, they had to be willing to breed in captivity. Most humans didn't want to court
and copulate under the watchful gaze of others, and neither did most animals.
So here there were sheep and goats and cows and llamas, slightly adapted to this world but
otherwise unremarkable, just like myriad other Empire planets.
The similarity implied that it had all been done at about the same time.
Except for the pans. They were unique to Panucopia. Whoever had brought them here might
have been trying a domestication experiment, but the records from 13, 000 years before
were lost. Why?
A wirehound came sniffing, checking them out, muttering an unintelligible apology.
“Interesting, ” he remarked to Dors, “that Primitivists still want to be protected from
the wild by the domesticated.”
“Well, of course. This fellow is big.”
“Not sentimental about the natural state? We were once just another type of large mammal
on some mythical Earth.”
“Mythical? I don't work in that area of prehistory, but most historians think there was
such a place.”
“Sure, but 'earth' just means 'dirt' in the oldest languages, correct?”
“Well, we had to come from somewhere. ” She thought a moment, then allowed slowly, “I
think that natural state might be a pleasant place to visit, but ... ”
“I want to try the pans.”
“What? An immersion?” Her eyebrows lifted in mild alarm.
“As long as we're here, why not?”
“I don't ... well, I'll think about it.”
“You can bail out at any time, they say.”
She nodded, pursed her lips. “Um.”
“We'll feel at home -- the way pans do.”
“You believe everything you read in a brochure?”
“I did some research. It's a well-developed tech.”
Her lips had a skeptical tilt. “Um.”
He knew by now better than to press her. Let time do his work. The canine, quite large and
alert, snuffled at his hand and slurred, “Goood naaaght, suuur. ” He stroked it. In its
eyes he saw a kinship, an instant rapport that he did not need to think about.
For one who dwelled in his head so much, this was a welcome rub of reality.
Significant evidence, he thought. We have a deep past together. Perhaps that was why he
wanted to immerse in a pan. To go far back, beyond the vexing state of being human.