Friends With More Benefits (25 page)

The video loop went to the scene where Brian
punched Albert and knocked him to the ground. Darcy commented, "Now
here is a knight in shining armor if I ever saw one. Coming to the
aid of his beautiful fiancée and socking the man who reportedly
hired the cameraman. We believe that the man taking the blow was
Miss Grayson's agent who purposefully destroyed her wedding day to
create some sort of shameless publicity stunt. What a lowlife scum.
This man should be shot, but a good punch to the jaw will help me
sleep just a little better tonight. Thank you Mr. Brian Nash. Now
let's see that again."

On the screen the punch was replayed, and Darcy
continued, "He is quite a hunk." Darcy stared into the screen as
she said, "Oh and Miss Grayson, I love your work, but if you don't
treat that man right, I'll be giving him a call. So you take good
care of him, you hear."

There was a loud chuckle from the crowd then
Jillian motioned for the employee to turn off the television. After
the screen went black, Jillian grabbed Brian. "You can tell Darcy
that I will be taking care of my hero." She kissed him, and the
crowd moaned, "Awww." Jillian looked back to the group. "Oh and my
publisher said there will be no settlement. We're taking Miss
Brookhart all the way to trial if she so chooses. So Natalie
wherever you are suck on that, you little tramp." The crowd broke
into laughter and applause.

In Natalie's tub, the little tramp just happened
to be sucking on it right at that moment. She worked her mouth
excitedly over Josh's stiff manhood as he kneeled in the tub. She
pulled her mouth off of him and trailed kisses up his stomach and
chest. Natalie kissed him full on the lips and leaned back in the
tub as he slipped into the water. She moved both her feet to his
penis and gently began working him. She asked, "Josh, have you ever
had anal sex?" He shook his head no. She continued, "I'm really
good at it." He swallowed hard.

She ran her tongue seductively over her lips. "I
didn't bring my special lube so we'll just have to do it naturally.
I think I can get you slick enough so that we can pull it off. How
does that sound?" He didn't respond. Instead he stood and quickly
reached for a towel.

Two minutes later, Josh laid flat on the bed as
Natalie kneeled between his spread legs with her mouth hovering
just above his erection. She tore her eyes away from it to look him
in the eye as she asked, "Do you think they'll really offer us a
settlement?"

"I would be surprised if I didn’t have an offer
on my desk within a week."

She grinned and looked back to
his penis. She ran a finger around the ridge as she said, "Josh,
you really have an amazing cock. The head is slim like a cute
little triangle. Just perfect to slide right into a
tight
space." She placed
her mouth over the head and sucked it gently. He groaned
desperately until she pulled up and added, "Yet it's so long…" She
traced the length with her finger as she gazed into his eyes. He
stared at her with his lips parted as she added, "and so thick at
the bottom for when you really want to be filled up."

He nodded breathlessly.

"I really want to be filled up Josh. Will
you…fill me?"

He nodded quickly as he babbled, "Uh, huh."

Natalie was able, somehow, to get him slick
enough for the sex she craved. Josh's head was spinning as she took
control. In the middle of it all she held still over him and asked,
"Is it too late to sue for more money?"

"God, no," he cried.

She grinned and moved her hips up and then back
down once. She held still again, pressing hard into him and asked,
"Ten million?"

He narrowed his eyes and said confidently,
"Twenty." She gasped and went back to it. He slammed his eyes shut
as she slowly rode him for the next ten minutes. When he finally
exploded, Josh experienced the most intense orgasm of his life. Ten
minutes after that they went to sleep, and Josh wasn't on the
floor.

In the banquet room the wedding was in full
swing. Brian and Jillian were making the rounds again as Jim,
Victoria, Lisa, Eric, and his girlfriend, and the rest of the
wedding party remained together at the main table. Lisa was in a
particularly bad mood, even for her. She was clearly tipsy. She and
Eric had been trading jabs at each other all night. Lisa was an
opinionated conservative Republican while Eric's political leanings
were much further to the left. He was a big Obama fan.

Jim was attempting to hold it together for the
night and not have some giant meltdown related to his current
love-life debacle. He decided the way to accomplish this was to
drink a lot. It certainly put him in a good mood, but also brought
his mind's filtering capabilities way down.

Victoria was completely sober and picking up on
some tension between Eric and his girlfriend, Annette. She had
noticed it at the rehearsal dinner as well and figured their
relationship was on its last legs. As she watched Eric and Lisa's
heated political discussions, she could picture them together.
There was a fiery passion there. She knew Lisa didn't have a lot of
experience with men, but she didn't know quite how critical the
situation was. Victoria figured if Annette hadn’t been on this
trip, she could see these two hooking up for the night.

Thirty minutes later, everyone except Jim,
Victoria, and Lisa had left the reception and retired to their
rooms. Victoria was sure that many of those who left were already
enjoying some passionate sex after the romantic wedding. She was
jealous. She loved weddings; they always made her horny, but who
was she kidding—everything made her horny. Victoria figured even
Eric and Annette were probably going at it. As she glanced at Lisa
and Jim, she figured that the three of them would be the only
people associated with the wedding who would not be getting laid
that night.

The bartender came over with three drinks: a
glass of wine and a half bottle for Lisa, another gin and tonic for
Jim (his sixth), and a mineral water for Victoria. He smiled, told
them he was closing up, and then headed off. Jim really didn't need
another drink but began working on it anyway.

Lisa's mood could probably use another couple
drinks, and she took a large sip as she eyed the bottle. Victoria
didn't touch her mineral water. Lisa finished off her glass of wine
and then began to pour another as she said, "You know, I'm going to
be thirty-six in a month, and I'm still a virgin."

Victoria perked up as she lied, "I would never
have guessed."

Jim mumbled, "I was a virgin up until about six
months ago."

Lisa nodded to him dismissively and then took
another sip. "In fact I've never made it to the third date with any
man."

Now this surprised Victoria, and she asked,
"You've never been in love?"

"I didn’t say that."

"Tell us."

"When I was a senior in high school, I met this
guy who was at the naval academy. We had dated a few times, and
then he took me to prom. We had a great time that night. We kissed
for hours, and I, uh, fell in love with him."

"What happened?" Victoria asked.

"We never saw each other again. I waited and
waited for him to call me, and he never did. I left him a couple
messages, but…"

"Oh, that's awful."

"I really wanted to sleep with him that night,
but I was scared. I'm glad I didn't because I would have felt much,
much worse."

Lisa took another sip of wine as Victoria gave
her a sympathetic look. "Why do you think you've never dated
anyone?"

"I find most men to be annoying and not very
attractive. I guess none will ever measure up to my Doug."

"I think you're too picky. Most men have
something to offer. You just need to open yourself up. If you
don't, you'll never be happy."

"Maybe, but I usually say the wrong thing to
men. I can be sorta opinionated."

"Really?" Victoria asked with mock
skepticism.

"Yes, when I start talking about politics or
religion I kind of lose it a bit."

"You should really steer clear of those subjects
when you're around a guy you like. And I watched you eat…that's not
how you eat when on a date is it?" Lisa looked at her offended, and
Victoria added, "Sorry, I'm just trying to help. You, uh, really
like shrimp don't you?" Lisa stared at her dumbfounded and then
Victoria added, "Let's forget about the eating for now."

Lisa sighed then they shared a nod.

"I think you must miss the signals men send out.
That's part of your problem."

"What are you talking about?"

"For example, I think Eric likes you."

Lisa looked at her shocked, "Eric? No way. He's
got a girlfriend, and he's not very good looking."

"I think he's cute, and those two are about to
break up. You guys would make a good couple."

Lisa sneered at her as she said, "One…he's a
Democrat and two he's not tall enough."

Victoria shook her head as she said, "You are
way too picky. You just need to get laid. I think that would change
your whole outlook on men."

Lisa took a sip and then stared at Victoria as
she said hesitantly, "You know I've never even touched one."

Jim perked up then asked, "A guy?"

Lisa sighed and then whispered, "No, a
penis."

"Is that why you left the bachelorette
party?"

Lisa nodded. "I knew you had a stripper and I
couldn't stay."

"You missed out because you
could have touched one there—a
big
one."

Jim perked up as he asked, "You had a stripper
at your party?"

Victoria shook her head with a grin. "No not a
stripper—a famous porn star. He was hung like a horse."

Jim took a sip and gave them a disapproving
look. "You girls are disgusting."

Victoria raised her eyebrows as she asked, "And
what did you guys do at the bachelor party?"

Jim paused. "Uh, I don’t want to talk about
it."

Victoria gave him a smug look and then turned
her attention to Lisa as she asked, "So not even Doug's?"

"No, we made out, and we dry humped I guess they
call it that night, but no."

"Wow, I've seen probably more than thirty." Lisa
widened her eyes as Victoria continued, "I couldn't imagine my life
without a penis every now and then. I always hope for more now than
then." They shared a grin.

"Well, obviously you're pregnant and all," Lisa
said. "Oh sorry," she added as she glanced to Jim.

Jim scoffed. "Don't worry about it. I'd help you
out with the penis thing except I've already got way too many women
in my life." He motioned with his eyes to Victoria as he said,
"This one I'm still in love with, and as you just painfully
reminded me is carrying my child. Oh, and there's Caroline who left
this morning." Lisa nodded. Jim took a sip of his drink and then
shook his head. "But did you know last night that I had sex with
both—"

"So Lisa…" Victoria interrupted. She glared at
Jim. He rolled his eyes and returned to his drink as she continued,
"You really should consider Eric. I think I can get you guys
together."

"I have to think about it. I don’t want to marry
a man who is short. Our kids could be short."

"He's like five-eleven," Victoria said
incredulously. "Plus first you need to actually make it to the
third date with a man before you can ever even think he might ask
you to marry him. Not to mention you need to have sex before you
can have a baby. You've got to take some baby steps, no pun
intended…and obsessing about a guy’s height is not getting you any
closer to getting laid."

Lisa sighed. "I know I'm a messed up bitch. I
was the youngest child, and my parents filled my head with how
perfect and beautiful I was. It really screwed me up. I don't think
anyone is good enough for me."

Victoria shook her head. "You need to give a
blow job. That's what you need. Nothing centers you more than
sucking on a big dick." Both Jim and Lisa looked at her in shock as
she continued, "You think no one is good enough for you, and you're
scared. You need a big hard cock coming at your face. That'll give
you some perspective. You should have casual sex with a few guys,
and then maybe you can focus on having a serious relationship."

Lisa paused; her appalled look morphed into a
one of uncertainty. "I guess, but I'm scared."

"Of what?"

"I really don't know." Lisa sighed, picked up
her glass, and emptied it.

The sexless trio took a cab to the house. Jim
was out of it completely, while Lisa was pretty tipsy, but able to
function for the most part. The two women helped him up to his room
with Victoria doing most of the heavy lifting.

Once they were inside, Jim stared at Victoria as
he said, "You know I do love you. We should move here and have the
baby. We could live in a shack on the beach. You could make puca
shell necklaces, and I'd sell them to the tourists."

The two women shared a wide-eyed look. Victoria
said, "He's adorable. Drunk, but adorable." Lisa nodded.

They watched as Jim swayed a bit as he removed
his jacket and shirt. He lowered his pants, and as he went to step
out of them, he fell back against the bed. The women chuckled.
Victoria said, "He could use some help."

They helped him sit up on the
bed. Victoria got on her knees and pulled his shoes, socks, and
pants off as Lisa pulled off his T-shirt. Jim grabbed Lisa around
the neck. "You are pretty. I think you can get a guy, just don't be
so mean to them. They, uh, don't like…
meanness
."

"Okay," she replied with a laugh.

Jim said, "Here you can look at my penis if you
want. He pulled his boxer briefs down. Lisa waited before she
quickly glanced at his groin and then she looked away. He added,
"It's too hot in here anyway."