Authors: Janet Evanovich [~amp]#38; Charlotte Hughes
Lovelle glanced at her. “That’s too bad.”
“I’m just too old to have to lie in bed and worry.”
Lovelle carried her cup to the table and sat down. “Why were you worried?”
“No reason.”
Lovelle turned to Annie. “I see you’re already making your list.”
“It’s not like I don’t have enough on my mind, what with Destiny talking about a spirit and Doc’s gardener finding human remains in the backyard. Not to mention Annie renting a room to some biker stud who—”
“Oh, for Pete’s sake!” Annie said, tossing her pen aside. She looked at Lovelle. “Theenie saw Wes and me kissing last night.”
Lovelle looked pleased. “Oh, yummy, is he a good kisser? He looks like he knows a few things.”
Destiny came downstairs in a flowing satin flamingo pink bathrobe and matching slippers. “Good morning,” she mumbled, staggering toward the coffeepot.
“You sound tired, dear,” Theenie said.
Destiny filled a cup and joined them. “Yeah, well, it’s hard to rest when you’ve got a ghost hanging around you twenty-four/seven.”
Theenie nodded sympathetically. “If it makes you feel any better, almost nobody slept well last night.”
“Theenie saw Wes kissing Annie on the piazza last night,” Lovelle said.
Destiny shrugged. “I’m not surprised. I saw a hot romance in Annie’s future when I read her palm.” She looked at Annie. “Is he as good in bed as I told you he’d be?”
Theenie’s mouth fell open. “You went to bed with him?” she asked Annie.
Annie felt her face burn clear to the tips of her ears. “Of course not!”
“What are you waiting for?” Lovelle said. “I can tell by the way he looks at you that he’s hot for you.”
“He looks at her like she’s naked,” Theenie said, rolling her eyes. “I knew Annie shouldn’t have rented to him.”
“I’ll tell you what he’s thinking,” Lovelle said. “He’s thinking he’d like to dunk his doughnut you-know-where.”
“I shouldn’t be hearing this,” Theenie said, stuffing her fingers in her ears.
“It would do you good to get laid,” Destiny said, giving Annie a hearty wink.
“La la la la la—,” Theenie began loudly.
Annie was relieved when the telephone rang. She answered before it could ring a second time.
The woman on the other end of the line wasted no time. Annie just listened. “I see,” she said after a moment. “Of course I understand. Please call me in the future if I can be of service.” She hung up, slipped her hands into an oven mitt, and pulled out the casserole and biscuits.
Theenie pulled her fingers from her ears and looked at Annie. “I can tell by the look on your face that you just got bad news.”
Annie began putting the biscuits in a cloth-lined basket. “The baby shower is off.”
“That’s not fair!” Lovelle said. “How can people be so rude? You’ve lived in this town practically half of your life. I can’t believe
anyone
would think you killed your husband.”
“It’ll pass,” Annie said, hoping she was right.
Someone tapped on the back door. Annie unlocked it and found Danny on the other side. He tousled her hair as he entered the kitchen. “Good morning, ladies.” He glanced around the table at the serious faces. “Or is it?”
“It’s a wonderful morning,” Annie said. “The coffee is hot, and I just pulled breakfast from the oven.” She poured Danny a cup of coffee, and he carried it to the table. As though following Annie’s lead, all three women gave him a bright smile.
“I’ll set the table,” Destiny said, and went for dishes and flatware while Theenie and Lovelle continued to smile in such a way that one would have thought they’d just been handed a gift certificate to the local Family Dollar Store.
Danny smiled back and took a sip of his coffee.
“When will you be finished staining the ballroom floor?” Lovelle asked. “I need to get back to my exercise routine.”
“I plan to put a couple of coats of polyurethane on top of the stain,” Danny told her. “It’ll be a few more days.”
Annie glanced his way. “I took a peek at the floors last night. They’re gorgeous.”
Erdle came through the back door looking haggard. He sat at his usual place. Danny passed him the basket of biscuits. Erdle took one and bit into it.
“What time did
you
get in last night?” Theenie asked.
“I wasn’t keeping track,” he said.
Lovelle sniffed. “You smell like a beer can.”
“It’s my new aftershave.”
“Aftershave, my foot,” Lovelle said.
Wes came downstairs. Everybody but Erdle looked up. “Mornin’,” Wes said. He glanced at Annie, and their gazes locked. “How are you?”
“Great. You?”
“Same.”
“Coffee?”
He nodded. “I can get it.”
“No, I’ll do it.”
They both reached for the cabinet door at the same time, but Annie was quicker. The door swung open and banged Wes’s head. He winced and stepped back.
“I’m so sorry,” Annie said. “Are you okay?”
“I’ll know when my vision clears.”
Annie carefully reached inside the cabinet for a mug, filled it with coffee, and offered it to him.
Their fingers brushed.
Annie felt something quicken in her stomach and let go.
Just missing her big toe, the cup fell to the floor. It shattered and splashed coffee on the floor and cabinet doors. “Oh, look what I’ve done!” Annie said.
“Did you burn yourself?” Danny asked as Wes and Annie began picking up the broken pieces.
She shook her head, too embarrassed to look up. Theenie and Lovelle got up and hurried to the broom closet.
“She didn’t get much sleep last night,” Destiny said.
“Oh yeah?”
“It’s a long story,” Annie said.
Theenie and Lovelle stepped up with the broom and mop. “Annie, sit down before somebody gets hurt,” Theenie said. “You, too, Wes,” she added. “I’ll get your coffee.”
Annie and Wes did as they were told.
A door slammed upstairs. “That crazy woman is at it again,” Destiny muttered. “I’d kill her if she weren’t already dead.”
“Like we don’t have enough problems,” Lovelle said, sweeping the last of the glass into a dustpan as Theenie followed with the mop. “Dead body in the backyard, dead person roaming the house, it’s no wonder everybody is canceling.”
“You’ve had more cancelations?” Danny asked Annie.
She shrugged. “No big deal. It’s not like I don’t have enough to do what with planning a wedding.”
Something shattered overhead, making everyone jump. “Dammit!” Destiny said, bolting from the table. “She’s breaking my stuff.” She raced upstairs.
Erdle looked at Wes. “This is why I drink.”
Wes propped his elbows on the table and said nothing. Theenie brought him a cup of coffee, and he thanked her.
“I know this is going to sound crazy,” Danny said to Annie, “and I can’t believe I’m even suggesting it, but if you
really
suspect there is some kind of entity in this house, you might consider calling a priest.”
“We’re waiting to see if Destiny can lead her to the light,” Lovelle told him. “In the meantime, be careful or she’ll steal your underwear.”
Danny nodded as though it made complete sense. “I’ll be sure to keep them on at all times.”
“That’s advice we should all follow,” Theenie said, tossing a look from Wes to Annie.
Erdle got up from his place, carried his plate to the sink, and rinsed it out. He placed it in the dishwasher and started for the door.
“Where do you think you’re going?” Annie said. “I’ve got a whole list of chores for you.”
Erdle sighed and reclaimed his seat.
The doorbell rang. Theenie started from the room. “Don’t answer it,” Jamie said. “It might be another reporter.”
Theenie squared her shoulders and grabbed a meat mallet from the drawer. “I’ll make him sorry he ever set foot in the yard.”
Wes and Danny watched with interest while Erdle rested his head on the table.
Lovelle smiled. “I’m so glad Theenie is beginning to show assertiveness.”
“I just wish Doc hadn’t left town,” Annie said, “in case she hurts somebody.”
Peaches, who’d been quiet for a while, returned to the cabinet.
Bam, bam, bam.
Annie sighed.
Bam, bam, bam.
Annie shook her head. “I don’t know which is worse, having to deal with a cantankerous cat who hates me or having to spend every spare dime I have on the upkeep of a tacky whorehouse.”
“Now, Annie, you know you don’t mean that,” Theenie said from just inside the doorway. Max and Jamie stood beside her.
A door slammed upstairs. “Stop throwing my stuff!” Destiny shouted.
Bam, bam, bam.
“Good morning,” Annie said to Max and Jamie without missing a beat. She gave them a big smile. “And good morning to you, handsome,” she told Fleas. She’d barely gotten the words out of her mouth before she heard a hiss and a snarl, and a streak of orange fur flew past her. Fleas yelped and took off, and a second later there was a loud crash from the living room.
“Uh-oh,” Jamie said, and turned.
“Don’t worry,” Annie said calmly. “Theenie, would you please make sure Fleas is okay and put Peaches out?”
“Of course, dear. Here, you can have the mallet back.”
“Jamie, you and Max sit down,” Annie insisted, “and I’ll pour you a cup of coffee.”
Max grinned. “I sort of get the feeling we dropped by at a bad time.”
“We can’t stay,” Jamie said quickly. “Destiny called and asked if we would drop off her mail again. She sounded awful. Is she sick?”
“She’s just tired.”
“Annie, you don’t look so well yourself,” Jamie said. “Are you okay?”
Annie glanced around the room and saw what looked like pity on her friends’ faces, and she crossed her arms.
“Okay, everybody listen up,” she said, giving them a stern look. “I know things look bad right now, but I’ve been through tougher times than this.” She paused. “Okay, except for my husband being buried in the backyard.”
“And the part about you being the murder suspect and all,” Lovelle reminded, “which is destroying your business.”
Annie wished Lovelle hadn’t brought that up. “Yes,” she said calmly. “But once my name is cleared everything will be back to normal. The point I’m trying to make—”
“Boy, this cat weighs a ton,” Theenie interrupted, coming through the doorway with Peaches in her arms. Wes and Danny both hurried over to help her; Danny took the cat and Wes opened the door for him. “Fleas is okay,” Theenie said, “but Peaches jumped on the end table in the living room and broke that statue. You know, the one that looks like a man and woman are
doing it
?” She was breathing heavily, obviously from exertion. “I never liked that statute, and I don’t know why anyone would have it sitting around, but then I keep forgetting a bunch of floozies used to live here. Oh, look, Peaches scratched me.”
“That cat has lost her mind,” Lovelle said as more racket sounded from the second floor, “and all because we have some spirit running amok in this house.”
“As I was saying,” Annie began, “I expect things to calm down very soon. Certainly before the wedding,” she added quickly, looking at Jamie and Max. “But in the meantime, I would appreciate it if you guys would stop with those woe-is-Annie looks, because that’s going to piss me off. You really don’t want to piss me off right now.”
Erdle raised his head and looked around the room. “She’s right. You don’t want to piss her off on account of she’s mean and dangerous. If you don’t believe it, just ask
me,
’cause I know firsthand.”
“Erdle, do you mind?” Annie said.
He nodded and slumped over the table once more.
Wes grinned. “Well, if it’s any consolation, I don’t feel a damn bit sorry for you, Annie. But that doesn’t mean some of us can’t help. I’ve got a couple of friends who work for the police force in Columbia. They’ll be able to advise me on what we should do, since it doesn’t look like Lamar is up to the challenge.”
“I’m pretty good at digging up information, if you need it,” Max said.
Danny nodded. “And I can start taking Lamar fishing. If I keep him busy he won’t have much time to screw up the case.”
“I know what I can do,” Jamie said. “I can write a huge story about this place. I’ll get Vera to take a lot of pictures. Annie will have more business than she can handle.”
“Lovelle and I will do whatever Annie needs us to do,” Theenie said. “Right, Lovelle?”
Lovelle suddenly looked excited. “Oh, and if Annie needs money I can give a recital in the ballroom. We’ll charge fifty dollars a pop.”
Erdle lifted his head once more, looked around. “I’ll give up drinking.”
“I hate going into this attic,” Annie told Wes that evening. “It always gives me a bad case of the heebie-jeebies. I’ve seen a couple of bats up here.” She shuddered.
He followed her up a short landing that led from the third floor to the fourth-floor attic, the only room on that floor. “I’ll bet this is where Destiny’s spirit spends most of her time.”
Annie gulped and missed the next step. She teetered, but Wes immediately reached out and prevented her from toppling and knocking him down the stairs as well. Instead of releasing her once she’d regained her footing, he slipped his arms around her waist and pulled her against him.
Annie was very conscious of her hips pressing into his hard body. “Um, Wes?”
He nuzzled the back of her neck. “Yeah?”
Annie closed her eyes as his lips caressed her nape. Her skin prickled, and tiny shivers ran down her spine. Oh boy, she thought. The man only had to touch her, and her body went ape-shit.
“Excuse me,” she said, using the same tone Theenie used when she took Erdle to task over his drinking. Wes kissed his way to one ear and nipped Annie’s earlobe gently with his teeth, and she forgot what she had been about to say. Her bones started to melt.
“I want to make love to you,” he said.
Instant adrenaline rush, followed by flash of heat low in her belly, followed by shaky noodle legs. Not a good sign.
Wes turned her around, looked into her eyes. “What d’you think?”
“Um.” Annie gave herself a mental shake to clear her head. “We should probably think about it carefully. We don’t want to rush into anything.”
“We don’t?”
“Definitely not. I have it on good authority that men and women who fall into bed out of simple lust only end up feeling empty or disappointed because despite meeting their sexual needs, lust does not address emotional needs. They often experience guilt, resentment, and low self-esteem. Even worse, they are at higher risk for sexually transmitted diseases. If you watched Oprah or read ‘Dear Abby’ you’d know that.”
Wes just looked at her. “You’re serious?”
“Absolutely. They offer sound advice on just about every subject, ranging from office affairs, ending relationships gracefully, to tips for getting along better with your mother-in-law and the drawbacks of body piercing, to name just a few.” Annie paused to draw in breath.
Wes looked confused. Finally, he released her. “So do you want me to go into the attic first?”
“Yes, please. And check for bats.”
He opened the attic door, found the light switch, and flipped it on. He stepped inside. Annie waited just outside.
“Wow, there’s a lot of stuff in here,” Wes said.
“Do you see anything flying around?”
“Nope. Don’t worry; I won’t let anything get you.”
Annie peered inside the open doorway. When she didn’t see any ugly black objects darting about, she stepped inside but remained close to her point of exit. “I sorted through a ton of boxes after my grandmother died, and I donated a lot of items to the women’s shelter. But that was before the bat flew at my hair. I almost killed myself trying to get out of here.”
Wes lifted several sheets and peeked beneath them. “You’ve got a lot of cool antiques.”
“My grandmother refused to part with anything that was handed down through the family. No telling how long they’ve been up here.”
Wes motioned toward several tall file cabinets along one wall. “Is that where you keep your income tax records?”
Annie nodded. “Third cabinet, top drawer,” she said. “They’re filed by year and marked as backup copies.” She remained where she was as Wes crossed the room, opened the file drawer, and pulled out what he needed.
“I’m assuming you and Charles filed jointly?” he said.
“Yeah.” She told him what years to look for.
Annie was relieved to leave the attic behind. Returning to the kitchen, Wes set the files on the kitchen table and began flipping through one of them.
“What are you looking for?” Annie asked.
“Charles’s Social Security number, credit card receipts, cell phone bills, and anything else that might be helpful.”
“He charged all his business expenses on American Express.”
Wes found an envelope marked:
Business Receipts
. He opened it, thumbed through them, and pulled one out. “Where is the Hilltop Steakhouse?” he asked.
“It’s in Mosely, about twenty-five miles from here, on the way to Charleston.”
“The two of you went often?”
“I’ve never been.”
“Obviously he took somebody, because there are eight or ten receipts and the bills are pretty steep.”
“Those were probably the nights I stayed home and ate tuna fish sandwiches.”
Wes glanced up at her. “He traveled?”
Annie nodded. “His boss, Norm Schaefer, owns several real estate franchises in and out of state, so they often took turns attending monthly sales meetings, and Charles enjoyed going to various seminars, mostly geared toward sales or real estate. And there were golf tournaments and fishing trips with customers. Mostly out of town, of course,” she added flatly.
Wes checked his watch and closed the folder. “There’s a lot to go through here,” he said, “and it’s getting late. Why don’t we call it a night and I’ll look through the files first thing in the morning? In the meantime, I’ll keep this in my room, away from the others.”
Annie knew Wes would probably spend most of the night studying the files, but he was trying to spare her feelings. “Just so you know, I’ve gotten over Charles’s indiscretions. You don’t have to keep secrets from me.”
“Good.” He smiled. “Tell you what, Red. I’m going to need the latest picture you have of him.”
“‘Red’?”
“It seems fitting.”
Annie hurried into the formal living room and opened a cabinet along one wall. She pulled out a photo album and flipped through the pages, quickly bypassing her wedding pictures. She found a couple of photos of Charles taken only a few months before his disappearance. She felt a dull sensation in her stomach as she studied them. Finally, she carried them into the kitchen and handed them to Wes.
He gave them a cursory glance. “Not a bad-looking fellow.”
Annie shrugged. “I guess I wasn’t the only woman in town who thought so.” But she didn’t want to think about Charles. Her big toe was hurting, and she needed to get off her foot. “I suppose I should get to bed.”
“I’ll follow you up.”
Wes carried the files upstairs. He reached his room before she did hers. “You might want to have a doctor look at that toe if it doesn’t feel better in the morning,” he said once she’d arrived at her bedroom door and opened it. She frowned, wondering how he knew the toe was giving her problems when she’d been so careful to hide it.
But she had a feeling Wes Bridges knew or suspected more about her than he was letting on, and that worried her.
It was not yet 6:00 AM when Annie finished frying bacon and stirring blueberries into a large bowl of batter for waffles that she planned to serve for breakfast once her guests began waking. This was her favorite part of the day, the house so quiet she could hear the leaves on the live oaks rustling in the breeze just outside the window over her sink. She had added an extra place setting in case Danny arrived early, and she’d filled a carafe with coffee and put on a fresh pot. She poured a second cup, grabbed her notepad, and carried them to the table, where she started her daily list.
Max and Jamie’s rehearsal dinner was only a few days away, and the wedding was drawing nearer. So many things to do in the meantime, she thought, even though she, with the help of Theenie and Lovelle, had managed to tackle several major cleaning projects after the Christmas and New Year’s guests had gone and all the decorations had come down. The marbled entryway and pillars had been cleaned, as had what seemed miles of solid mahogany baseboards, elaborate trim, wainscoting, and floor-to-ceiling panels in the study. The porcelain tubs and sinks in all six bathrooms sparkled, and Annie had spent a solid week on her knees scrubbing the tiled floors and walls, oftentimes using old toothbrushes to get the grout clean as well.
Perhaps if she concentrated on what remained to be done she wouldn’t spend so much time worrying. Not that worrying had ever solved a thing, her grandmother had told her many times after Annie had moved in and found herself tackling the expenditures and upkeep of the mansion. She wished her grandmother had worried more and spent less money so that Annie hadn’t been forced to pinch every dime and nickel of her inheritance to renovate the spacious eight-bedroom mansion and prevent it from falling into total disrepair. Not only had the woman lost a bundle in the stock market; she’d also donated money to every imaginable cause.
Annie’s mother, Jenna, who’d married money and profited greatly when she’d divorced Annie’s father, Gunther Worthington III, had little to do with her own mother and wasn’t concerned about expenditures, since the woman had always lived frugally when Jenna was growing up. However, when Jenna discovered, after her mother’s death, that the family fortune had dwindled to almost nothing, she had been furious.
“So much for your inheritance,” she’d told Annie. “I should have my head examined for not taking that
woman
”—as she often referred to her mother—“to court and having her declared incompetent. Not to mention that old geezer who managed her finances. All you have now is a tacky broken-down whorehouse.”
There were times Annie wondered what her grandmother had been thinking when she’d made Annie promise not to sell the house, and times Annie wondered what
she
had been thinking when she’d agreed.
Annie glanced up at the sound of boots on the stairs. Wes was dressed in his usual faded jeans and a blue work shirt that emphasized his tan complexion. He paused and glanced around. “Where is everybody?”
“Sleeping. Theenie’s light was still on when I got up during the night to see to Peaches. Theenie sometimes sits up late reading.”
“How long have you been up?”
“Since five. I like getting up early so I can spend a few minutes by myself before putting breakfast on. The house is so quiet and peaceful this time of day.”
Annie wondered if he had any idea how good he looked in the morning, fresh from his shower. Not that he looked bad in the afternoon and evening as well, she thought. The man was too damn handsome for his own good. “How about a cup of coffee?” She started to get up.
“Sit,” he ordered. “I can get it myself.” He crossed the kitchen, opened the cabinet, and reached for a coffee mug. He filled it and joined Annie at the kitchen table. “I see you’re planning your day,” he said, noting her list. “You forgot one thing.”
Annie glanced down. “I did?”
“You haven’t scheduled any time for R and R. When’s the last time you went dancing or enjoyed a nice meal in a restaurant, where it wasn’t up to you to clean up afterward?”
“I don’t remember.”
“Your problem is you spend too much time closed up in this house.”
“You’re saying I’m boring.”
He looked thoughtful as he reached over and stroked her cheek. “You are the least boring person I’ve ever met. You’ve surrounded yourself with people who love you, and you obviously enjoy what you do.” He pulled his hand away and reached for his mug.
“But?”
“I don’t see you taking much time out for yourself. You’re always looking after other people. I guess my question is: who takes care of Annie?”
“It works both ways. These people are the closest thing I’ve ever had to a real family. Not that my grandmother didn’t love me dearly,” she added quickly, “but I was more like her caretaker.”
“What about your parents?”
She smiled. “They are very nice people, but they had no idea what to do with a child. My mother much prefers me as a grown woman who will lunch and shop with her when I visit, sip expensive wine by the pool, and make sympathetic noises while she regales me with horror stories of growing up in this house. That way she doesn’t have to feel guilty for staying away all those years.”
“Do you see her often?”
“No, she hates this place, and it’s hard for me to visit her in Atlanta with my business and all, but we usually talk on the phone once a week. Only right now she’s spending a month with friends in West Palm Beach. Our lifestyles are vastly different.”
“Does she know about the recent discovery in your backyard?”
Annie shook her head. “I’ll tell her about it when it’s all over. No sense worrying her.”
“What about your father?”
Annie chuckled. “Like I said, a very nice person who
still
has no idea what to do with a child, especially a grown daughter. He lives in the south of France, sends nice checks for birthdays and Christmas, which I use to make ongoing repairs to this house.”
“Brothers and sisters?”
“Nope. You?”
“There are seven of us, three girls and four boys.”
“Holy cow!”
“I’m the middle child, who, according to statistics, gets the shaft. Somebody obviously didn’t inform my family of that fact, because I pretty much had it okay.” He picked up his and Annie’s coffee cups, refilled them, and carried them to the table.
A noise from the stairs caused them both to look up. Destiny nodded a weary “good morning” as she cleared the last step and paused, giving a huge yawn and blinking several times as though she was trying to make herself fully awake. “Coffee,” she said, stumbling toward the pot.
Annie noted the tired look on her face. “Another sleepless night?”
Destiny nodded. “Dead people don’t sleep. I need to check on my apartment, see when I can return.” She sank into a chair across from Wes. “Not that it matters. Once a spirit person latches on to me they usually follow me everywhere. Until I convince them to go to the light,” she added. She glanced at Wes. “You don’t believe a damn word I’m saying. You think I’m crazy.”
He shrugged. “I’ve noticed a few oddities around here that don’t seem to have a valid explanation.”
“Now you know.”
“I wish there was something I could do to help,” Annie said.
“Do you believe in spirits?” Wes asked her.