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Authors: Gina Lamm
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so much easier if she could just send him a quick text to
check on him. Sighing to herself, she descended the stairs
and entered the drawing room. She’d spent the last few
days convincing herself Avery’s kiss was a fluke. She had
a different destiny to chase…and Avery’s broad shoulders
and warm hands weren’t part of it.
“Ah, here she is.” Lady Chesterfield rose in a flurry
of rose- colored lace and feathers. Leah was beginning to
wonder about all the poor little birds that were running
around in the buff because of her patroness.
“Dearest Leah, this is Miss Alexandra Stapleton, my
eldest sister.” Lady Chesterfield gestured to a woman
dressed all in drab brown, who rose with a sour expression.
Leah bobbed a curtsey. “It’s a pleasure to meet you,
ma’am.”
Miss Stapleton shot Leah a dirty look. “Amelia,
whatever can you be thinking to bring such a creature
into your home? Graves has informed me of her previous
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employment. You cannot present her into society. It
would mean your ruination.”
“Oh, rubbish.” Lady Chesterfield plopped down on
the cushions. Leah followed, grimacing inwardly while
maintaining her polite smile.
“She is a quick study and infinitely clever. She shall
take the ton by storm, you mark my words. And none
shall doubt her origin once we’ve spread the tale of her
relation to my dear Chesterfield.” Lady Chesterfield
fluffed her feathered collar.
Leah toed a discarded fluff beneath the coffee table,
wishing she were a thousand miles— or a hundred fifty
years— away. What if she failed? What if everyone found
out that only last week she was nothing more than a
dishwashing dust- clad domestic? She stiffened her spine
and laced her fingers together in her lap primly.
Miss Stapleton sniffed. “How can a mere servant, with
no position or breeding, possibly masquerade as one of
her betters?”
Whoa, nobody discredited Leah’s acting skill. If they
wanted to disparage the way she dressed? Fine. The
extra weight she’d picked up after the shit with Kevin?
Fair game. But her passion for acting was sacrosanct,
and she’d be damned if she let a comment like that go
without a fight.
“Alexandra, you must give Miss Ramsey a chance to
prove herself. She is, well…” Lady Chesterfield took a
sip of tea. “She is from a land much more advanced than
ours. Also, she is an experienced actress.”
“An actress!”
Lady Chesterfield could have said Leah had shoveled shit
for a living and gotten a less horrified response than that.
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Miss Stapleton splayed a hand across her nonexistent
breasts. “Amelia, how could you sully your home with a
woman of her stamp?”
Stamp? Leah scanned her memory, trying to make
sense of the overblown reaction. Wait, did this woman
think she was a hooker?
Leah shoved to her feet. “Pardon me, madam, but
you are grossly mistaken. I was invited to live with the
incredibly generous Lady Chesterfield, and she has no
problem with my past. I would hope that such a beloved
relative would trust the baroness’s judgment.” Leah let
her nostrils flare slightly as she looked down at Miss
Stapleton. With her raised chin and solemn glare, she was
sure she resembled an avenging monarch.
“How dare you imply that I do not trust my sister?”
Miss Stapleton hissed. “You are a charlatan. I knew it.”
Lady Chesterfield sat forward and held up a calming
hand. “Now, now, dearest sister, you misunderstand.
Miss Ramsey is from a society much removed from ours.
She bears no ill will toward me or you. I have seen to it.”
Leah eased back down onto the sofa, not losing
the firm set to her chin. She kept silent As much as
she disliked the deception, she knew it was necessary.
She hadn’t wanted to cause problems within Lady
Chesterfield’s family. Damn it, this was more compli-
cated than she’d thought it would be.
Lady Chesterfield handed her a cup of tea, and Leah
sipped it slowly. More drinking, less talking. That would
be her motto for the rest of Miss Stapleton’s visit.
Lady Chesterfield smiled winningly. “Now, I have
asked you to come and to meet Miss Ramsey because we
are preparing for her come- out.”
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“Come-
out?” Miss Stapleton held her cup of tea
out for Lady Chesterfield to refill. “She is of rather an
advanced age for a debutante, is she not?”
Leah gritted her teeth together so hard she feared
they’d crack.
“Sister, look at her complexion. She is as beautiful as
any young miss in their first season. With her figure and
my clever Muriel’s coiffures, no one shall ever guess that
she is past the first bloom of her youth.”
So she was both a swindler and old now? This little
trip wasn’t doing a helluva lot for her ego.
“Well, if this is the course you are set upon, far be it
from me to dissuade you. Do you have any gentlemen in
mind for the chit? Mr. Rutledge, perhaps, or Sir Thomas
Edwards?” Miss Stapleton brought her teacup to her lips.
Lady Chesterfield bounced in excitement, fluttering
her feathers like duck drying itself. “She is destined for a
man much greater than that. None will do for our Miss
Ramsey but the esteemed Duke of Granville himself.”
Leah didn’t know whether to laugh at Miss Stapleton’s
near- perfect spit- take or to be even more depressed.
“The Duke of Granville?” Miss Stapleton’s hand
shook as she set down her teacup and began daubing at
the droplets on her gown with a plain handkerchief.
I
don’t know why she bothers. They’re the same damn color.
Leah hoped her eye roll went unnoticed.
“Of course,” Lady Chesterfield laughed. “Miss
Ramsey is more than capable of capturing his attention.”
“It is not that,” Miss Stapleton said, giving up on her
gown. “It is only”— she darted her glance back and forth
as if afraid someone would hear them— “he is of such
an advanced age. He has his heir, and though he may
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wish to marry again, I had rather thought, well…” She
trailed off.
“Thought what?” Damn it, Leah hadn’t meant to
say anything.
Miss Stapleton didn’t bother to look Leah’s way,
keeping her gaze trained on her sister as she replied. “He
might be searching for a different sort of woman. One
with more experience in society, perhaps. The dowager
duchess is rumored to be very demanding.”
Leah opened her mouth to reply, but Lady Chesterfield
waved her hand dismissively.
“Rubbish. Utter and complete rubbish. He is a
gentleman, not a child, and as such will make a perfect
mate for our Miss Ramsey. Now, dear sister, have you
spoken with Lady Oberlin of late?”
The sisters began chatting about people Leah didn’t
know while the tea grew cold in her cup.
Their age difference was pretty damn obvious. But
she’d thought that wouldn’t matter as much in this day
and age. Had she been wrong? Miss Stapleton had stared
pretty hard at her sister when she’d said that. Did Miss
Stapleton have designs on the duke? An elderly spinster
probably didn’t have many prospects in this time. Too
bad eHarmony didn’t have a Regency England branch.
Leah stared into the patterned carpet, the rich colors
seeming to swirl under her gaze. If Lady Chesterfield
helped Leah with the duke, then found out later that
her own sister had wanted him, would she resent Leah
for stealing Miss Stapleton’s chance at happiness? Or
did Miss Stapleton mean she thought Lady Chesterfield
would be more suited to the duke? They had to be pretty
close in age. But how could she abandon the possibility
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without even getting to know him? So he was older.
That wasn’t a deal breaker, right?
With a heavy sigh, Leah lifted the cup to her lips
and took a swig of cool tea. She grimaced at the taste.
What a complicated trip this was turning out to be. She
really wished she had a friend to talk to— someone who
understood her or at least knew her a little better than
Lady Chesterfield or Muriel.
Someone like…
She bit her lip. Maybe she’d go calling once the less-
than- pleasant Miss Stapleton had gone.
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Seventeen
He’d won the match, but if he weren’t careful, he’d
lose his life. Prachett’s threat was not an idle one. Avery
had seen other fighters defy the man before, and the
results were never pleasant. But what choice had he had?
None at all.
Avery huddled in his coat atop the carriage by the
coachman as the carriage wound through damp and
dank streets toward Grosvenor Square. The rain and cold
might be miserable, but they were infinitely preferable to
remaining at the Houndstooth and facing Prachett again.
Fortunately, the duke was not interested in the other
matches and had opted to leave before the crowds. His
Grace had been curiously silent, not congratulating his
valet on the victory. Any other victory would have had
the duke clapping him on the shoulder, cheering like a
lad. But today? Not a word had left his lips. Yet another
worry to be added to Avery’s lot.
Avery shifted in the seat and winced as his muscles
cried out in protest. It didn’t matter that he was battered
and bruised. He had won, and he must plan now for a
way to avoid Prachett’s anger. His aunt could not go
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without medicine. He’d bear what he must in order to
protect his only family. He pulled his cloak tighter against
him as if it could keep out the coming trouble as well as
the downpour.
The carriage pulled to a halt in front of Granville
House. The coachman leapt down and opened the
door for Granville while Avery clambered down slowly
and painfully.
“Russell.” The duke spoke without looking Avery’s
way. “You will attend me immediately.”
“Yes, my lord.”
Shivering with cold, wet to the bone, Avery hung
his sodden coat by the front door. Smythe, who had
taken the duke’s hat and cloak, cast a glance over at him.
Avery thought he may have detected the slightest hint of
curiosity in the older man’s gaze before the butler turned
and walked away. As his footsteps echoed down the long
hallway, Avery’s thoughts turned to Miss Ramsey.
How was she faring with the curious Lady Chesterfield?
Had she made her debut during the week he’d been
gone? Was she being accepted, or was she shunned
because of her lack of connections?
The longing in his chest intensified as he entered the
duke’s study. Wherever she was, whomever she loved,
he wished her every happiness in the world. It was best
that she’d gone. When Prachett caught up with Avery,
he hoped that Leah would be miles, or years, away.
“Close the door behind you, Russell.” Lord Granville
settled into the chair behind his large desk, primly tenting
his fingers.
Avery obeyed. The soft click of the latch felt like
the gates of hell closing him in. Swallowing hard and
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setting his jaw, Avery turned and stood tall while facing
his employer.
The duke didn’t say anything for several long moments.
His keen gaze raked Avery from the top of his head to
the toes of his boots, missing nothing. The swelling and
bruising on his body would go down in a few days, but
for the moment, Avery knew he looked nothing like a
duke’s valet should. Would Lord Granville finally realize
Avery’s unworthiness for the position?
“I was approached at the tourney today by a Mr.
Thomas Prachett.” The words were spoken softly, but
that didn’t countermand their seriousness. “He said that
you owed him a great deal of money, lad. What have
you to say to that?”
Protests brimmed on Avery’s tongue, but he bit them
back. He couldn’t tell the duke the depth of his involve-
ment with Prachett. The fighting was one thing, but if
Granville knew he’d been forced into throwing matches?
He’d probably be out on his ear in a trice. He answered
in as calm a tone as he could manage. “Prachett was my