Authors: Judith Cutler
For some reason I needed to say, âWe were never an item, so he's hardly an ex. But it'd be good if you people could deal with it all, wouldn't it?' I think I said that, but my mind was suddenly groping after something it had forgotten.
âLina?' he prompted.
âYou'll think I'm an absolute idiot, but I've just recalled that one of the young men ⦠involved ⦠with Aidan knows a lot about Beswick horses. Our first conversation. I'm sorry. My memory's awful. Especially under stress. And Griff was still in intensive care or only just a day out of it when the conversation took place.'
âSo are you trying to tie this young man â Tris Collingwood, I presume â in with the white horse scam?'
âNo! Absolutely not!' My fingers crossed behind my back. âThe community support guy was hinting I'd save him a lot of trouble if I talked to Tris. About why he grabbed me and why Aidan socked him.' More or less true, anyway. âDo you want me to?'
He shook his head, absent-mindedly helping himself to half an inch of the Sauvignon Blanc I'd not returned to the fridge. âOn what basis? You couldn't ask him if he stole Aidan's miniatures â or any other miniatures. That's a job for us, Lina. All due respect but we do have procedures. I know we were slow picking up the case, but we're certainly running with it now.' He looked at the bottle and topped up my glass and his, emptying it.
âBut ⦠Can't you let me talk to him? As a mate? He was an unpaid intern, Carwyn. Humiliating. Had to ask me to buy meals and drinks. Begged me for a job. A paying job.' My eyes filled with tears. âIsn't that what everyone wants? A fair day's work for a fair day's pay?' Hell, wasn't it usually the other way round? If it was, Carwyn didn't pick me up on it. As something as an afterthought, we clinked glasses.
âWhy didn't you give him a job, if you were sorry for him?' He sat almost but not quite opposite me, something that reminded me horribly of police interview rooms.
âNo vacancies,' I told him.
âWould you have created a vacancy if you'd trusted him?'
âWhat gave you the idea I don't?' But I'd hesitated a second too long.
Even if he meant to reply, two phones rang â the office one and his mobile. âTry out in the yard, by the washing whirligig,' I said, taking my glass of wine with me.
The call was from the security people. Should I panic?
âGeoff? Haven't heard from you for a bit,' I said doubtfully.
âDid you expect to?'
âWell, yes ⦠That security impersonator. The one who scared me rigid.'
There was a pause. He'd obviously no idea what I was talking about. It was easy to forget, wasn't it, that I was only one of many clients to worry about. At last â and I could almost hear him slapping his forehead in irritation â he said, âAh! That bugger pretending to be one of us? Dennis, his real name. We picked him up doing the same with some other clients. Says he needs to check their system, disables it, and goes back later to help himself to the stuff he's checked out. He had a bit of an accident, so we called the police.'
âAccident?'
âHurt his face a bit. Very sad,' he said, irony dripping from his voice. âAnyway, no need to worry about him: he won't be hitting the town again for a bit. Though I must say, and this is why I called, if you carry on meeting all and sundry out in the street, you'll have plenty of other things to worry about.'
âMeeting all andâ?'
âRecall that nice little kerfuffle there a while back?' His voice changed. âWhat the hell were you doing going out on your own to talk to that little scrote? Nah, don't bother explaining. Got a teenage girl myself. Going to get five top A levels they say, but when it comes to
lurve
she's got no more idea than a flea. Any road, nice bit of work from that guy with the Merc.'
âI'll tell him.'
âDo that. But watch your back. That's my advice.'
âI might even take it. But why did you call him a scrote?'
âAll the images of him we've got on file. What a tosser.'
âAnything specific?' I asked carefully.
âBabe, it's confidential, isn't it?'
âWhat if it affects my health and safety?'
âWhat if it doesn't though? Not yours.'
âLook, Geoff, there's a detective downstairs. Fraud and theft and I don't know what. Talk to him?'
âYou talk to him,' he said, enigmatic as Titus, and cut the call.
It felt dead weird tapping on my own living room door and waiting, instead of marching straight in. Weirder to have Carwyn emerge and close the door behind him, edging us towards the kitchen again.
I tried to take the ascendant, but couldn't quite manage an arms akimbo challenge. âYou know stuff about Tris you've not yet told me. Were you trying to find out if I was his accomplice?'
âThe thought never once crossed my mind.'
I think I believed him. âGood. So what do you know?'
He patted his phone. âHe's just been fingered, Lina â by the people who made your friend Paul give back the white horse. And since they show up on Ashford CCTV as having had a hand in wrecking your friend Rob Sampson's shopâ'
â
A
hand? They weren't working on their own? Was an ex-security guy called Dennis involved?'
âNot as far as I know. They were working with a young man â very talented, by all accounts, with a degree in ceramics and goodness knows what else. Wayne Sergeant. Based in Rye, as it happens, not Totnes. Access to his own kiln, and knows the theory too. Unlike the others, a working class lad made good. Or not, in view of what he's been up to.'
âThe others? So more than one posh young man?' My stomach clenched.
âThe provenance part and finances were dealt with by a very clever young man, living in Warwickshire, with all sorts of diplomas and degrees in art and a gaga uncle who didn't know his estates (oh yes, two or three of them) â called Torquil Hart-Richards.'
âMy God, what a moniker. As posh as ⦠as posh as Tristam's. And possibly Charles's?'
He nodded, as if pleased that my guess spared him the trouble of having to break bad news. âCharles Huddleston's.'
âSo this posh gang â how did they come together? All Millfield School pupils?'
âAbsolutely not. Charles was a model pupil, and an excellent student at uni. He seems to have gone bad later â there appears to be a polo connection, actually, with Collingwood. Hart-Richards knew Collingwood through his cousin, a lady you might know as a Mrs Fielding. What made them turn to crime, goodness knows.'
âMoney? Or rather, in Tris's case, lack of?'
âTheir families are loaded.' He gave a massive shrug. âI'm sure they'll wheel out top counsel, who'll come out with all sorts of pseudo-psychological crap about why their poor clients suffered these temporary aberrations.' With one swig he downed the now lukewarm wine he'd left earlier. He stared at the glass as if blaming it for his outburst. Managing a smile, he added, âI forgot to tell you. When I spoke to Sir Richard Walker, to find more about Charles, he said he wanted you to know that someone you made a promise to is on the mend after emergency surgery.'
âToby Byrne. Just as posh, but a nice ordinary name,' I said, irrelevantly. âI promised him I'd get him his stolen miniature back.'
He gave a bark of laughter. âWill you be returning each stolen masterpiece to its owner, or just those to the collectors you know personally? Because it'll take quite a bit of your time to do that. We've got the Met's Fine Arts unit involved now. They and my colleagues are working their way through the records of all the auction houses in the country where mixed groups of miniatures were sold as single lots. And through all the known collectors who might have lost one. Some museums actually have so many in their vaults, they were robbed without even knowing it, apparently. Even some abroad. So Interpol may come into it,' he added, almost apologetically. After all, he knew that such a connection with Morris might touch a raw nerve.
It didn't. Not very hard, anyway. In any case, I was more interested in other things just now. âMy miniature â the one you took into protective custody â was stolen, of course?'
âI'm afraid so. From some collection in Germany.'
âThe Tansey Collection,' I said. I wouldn't have known about it, of course, unless Titus had mentioned it. Titus had mentioned something else, hadn't he? It was time to tell him my theory. âI don't suppose the miniatures had been smuggled out without frames and ended up in modern frames with fake hallmarks?' His face gave him away. âYes! I told you my friend Titus was kosher! It was he who put me on to it â tried to warn Freya Webb, you remember.'
âI think kosher might be going a bit far, Lina, but I'm prepared to say he was right on this occasion. Can we leave it at that?'
I twinkled at him under my lashes. âNo chance of a reward for him?'
âNot the smallest chance. Now, if you can stop winding me up for a moment I ought to take a formal statement.'
âDo you still get involved with such mundane stuff? I thought it was farmed out to non-police personnel these days.'
âPerhaps I don't trust them to spell
miniature
correctly?'
I ventured a couple of alternative spellings.
He cackled.
âAll the same,' I said at last, âI really don't think I could give a full and accurate statement tonight. Not with that wine on an empty stomach.' Which he'd had too. In the best tradition of Tripp hospitality I turned to and made sandwiches â Griff's own bread, of course. He made a willing scullion.
By the time we carried the trays â Aidan and Griff would no doubt want refreshments too â the conversation in the living room involved, of all things, laughter. Both the old dears sported Cheshire cat grins. Bridges were under repair, if not quite rebuilt.
Griff saw me first, getting up to pull out a couple of occasional tables. âMy darling child, we were just talking about my night nurse.'
Carwyn raised an eyebrow but didn't ask why. He poured wine â red â for Griff, and then for Aidan, but a mite less willingly, I thought.
I frowned. âThe invisible one? The one who didn't give you your pills? Smoked salmon or low-fat cheese,' I added, pointing.
âExactly. The invisible one. But not the inaudible one. My love, the reason you never saw her was that she lasted precisely one night. God knows how much Aidan paid for her to care for meâ'
âBut care for him she did not,' Aidan concluded, waving away the expense with his beautifully manicured hand.
âIn fact, she required Aidan to care for her. The bedroom with the en suite bathroom; the baby-alarm. We weren't exactly happy, but didn't know what to expect. What we did know was that she wasn't supposed to sleep through the night, snoring so loudly that she kept Aidan awake, and then demand tea in bed in the morning.'
Aidan added darkly, provoking further laughter from the others, âAnd other favours.'
As if!
âWe didn't want to worry you by telling you the truth,' Aidan added, âsince you seemed to have enough on your plate already.'
I could hardly argue with that. In any case, there'd been plenty of bad feeling without my adding to it. So I just picked up on one word. âThe truth! All I wanted â all! â was to know the truth about what's been going on. That's all. And now I almost wish I didn't know. All those young lives ruined. I ought to sneer and somehow say it'll do such spoilt young men good to see what life behind bars is like. But I can't. All I can see is the waste of all their talents. Would it have saved Tris if I'd spotted early on that he really needed paid work â if I'd taken him on for the day Paul isn't with us? Like Griff saved me?'
Griff took my hand and squeezed it, but left it to Carwyn to reply.
âHe was in way too deep for that, Lina. He might have been born with a canteen of silver cutlery but it was well and truly tarnished within twelve months of his leaving uni. And you know what, he might just have responded to your generosity as he did to the Bakers' â robbing you if not directly, certainly indirectly. DCI Webb tells me you value your reputation for probity above anything.' He looked from me to Griff, who nodded.
âI could quote
Othello
at you if you wanted,' Griff said.
âI could do it myself,' Carwyn said, grinning. â
I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains is bestial.
'
T
here had been no argument: Griff had lost so much weight that he had to consign his best suit to the clothing bank, and he enjoyed himself enormously in the best men's outfitters in Canterbury â he still didn't fancy a trip to London â shopping for a replacement. He had almost outraged the flower ladies who were decorating the church by importing far more flowers than Mary had ordered, but since he messed in with them, and supplied coffee and cakes to sustain them, he became a part of their team. In straight mode. Not a hint of campness to outrage their village souls. When the organist went sick with a whitlow, Griff conjured one whose face I'd only seen on CD covers.
On the Big Day itself, he kept his promise to apply Mary's slap, and mine, of course. Mary, giggling with the nip of pink champagne he pressed on her, fumbled her way through the long row of tiny buttons up my back and stroked the tippet's fur the right way. Then she sat down, quite silent. At first I was worried I ought to jolly her along, but then I saw her face, so full of joy that it was clear she couldn't find words to express it. As I slipped her dress over her head and helped her into the long flowing top, which she'd insisted on to cover what she claimed were bingo wings, I realized how lovely she must have looked when she was young â and how beautiful she was today.