Authors: Chetan Bhagat
Praise for the author
Many writers are successful at expressing what’s in their hearts or
articulating a particular point of view. Chetan Bhagat’s books do both
-A.R. Rahman, in TIME magazine, on Chetan’s inclusion in the TIME
100 most influential people in the world
The voice of India’s rising entrepreneurial class.
- Fast Company Magazine, on Chetan’s inclusion in the 100 most
creative people in business globally
India’s paperback king.
- The Guardian
The biggest-selling English-language novelist in India’s history.
- The New York Times
A rockstar of Indian publishing.
- The Times of India
Bhagat has touched a nerve with young Indian readers and
acquired almost cult status.
- International Herald Tribune
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For my mother
For rural India
For the non-English types
Acknowledgements and some thoughts
Thank you, dear reader and friend, for picking up Half Girlfriend.
Whatever I have achieved today in life is thanks to you. Here’s
thanking all those who helped me with this book:
Shinie Antony, my editor and first reader since Five Point
Someone. Her feedback is invaluable.
Those who helped me at various stages of conceptualizing,
research and editing—Anubha Bang, Abhishek Kapoor, Anusha
Bhagat, Masaba Gupta, Ayesha Raval, Abha Bakaya and Anusha
My team—Bhakti, Michelle, Tanya and Virali.
My immediate family—Anusha, Shyam, Ishaan. My mother,
Rekha. My brother and his wife, Ketan and Pia. My in-laws, Suri,
Kalpana, Anand and Poonam.
Friends who make life worthwhile.
My extended family on Twitter and Facebook.
The entire team at Rupa Publications India.
All those I met in Bihar while writing this book.
And, finally, Bill Gates—and not just for Microsoft Word this time.
I want to share something with you. With this book, I complete ten
years as a writer.When I started writing, my motives were different. I
wanted to make it. I wanted to prove a point. Today, I write for
different reasons. I write for change. A change in the mindset of
Indian society. It is a lofty goal, and I am not foolish enough to think' I can ever achieve it. However, it helps to have positive intentions and a
direction in life, and I am glad to have found mine.
I want to reach as many people as I can—through books, films or
other mediums of entertainment, I am human; I will falter and I will
have ups and downs. If possible, try to maintain your support and
keep me grounded through that process,
One more thing; don’t give me your admiration, Give me your
love. Admiration passes, love endures. Also, admiration comes with
expectations, Love accepts some flaws,
In fact, people sometimes ask me how I would like to be
remembered. While hopefully that is a while away, all I tell them this: I don’t want to be remembered, I just want to be missed. Welcome to
'They are your journals, you read them,’ I said to him.
He shook his head.
‘Listen, I don’t have the time or patience for this,’ I said, getting
irritated. Being a writer on a book tour doesn’t allow for much sleep—
I had not slept more than four hours a night for a week. I checked my
watch. ‘It’s midnight. I gave you my view. It’s time for me to sleep
‘I want yon to read them,’ he said.
We were in my room at the Chanakya Hotel,Patna.This morning,
he had tried to stop me on my way out.Then he had waited for me all
day; I had returned late at night to find him sitting in the hotel lobby.
‘Just give me five minutes, sir,’ he had said, following me into the
lift. And now here we were in my room as he pulled out three tattered
notebooks from his backpack.
The spines of the notebooks came apart as he plonked them on the
table.The yellowing pages fanned out between us.The pages had
handwritten text, mostly illegible as the ink had smudged. Many pages
had holes, rats having snacked on them.
An aspiring writer
, I thought.
‘If this is a manuscript, please submit it to a publisher. However,
do not send it in this state,’ I said.
‘I am not a writer.This is not a book.’
‘It’s not?’ I said, lightly touching a crumbling page. I looked up at
him. Even seated, he was tall. Over six feet in height, he had a
sunburnt, outdoor ruggedness about him. Black hair, black eyes and a
particularly intense gaze. He wore a shirt two sizes too big for his lean frame. He had large hands. He reassembled the notebooks, gentle with
bis fingers, almost caressing the pages.
‘What are these?’ I said.
‘I had a friend.These are her journals,’ he said.
‘Her journals. Ah. A girlfriend?’
‘Listen, have you eaten anything all day?’ I said.
He shook Iris head. I looked around. A bowl of fruit and some
chocolates sat next to my bed. He took a piece of, dark chocolate when
I offered it.
‘So what do you want from me?’ I said.
‘I want you to read these journals, whatever is readable...because I
I looked at him, surprised.
‘You can’t read? As in, you can’t read in general? Or you can’t read
‘Why not?’ I said, reaching for a chocolate myself.
‘Because Riya’s dead.’
My hand froze in mid-air.You cannot pick up a chocolate when
someone has just mentioned a death.
‘Did you just say the girl who wrote these journals is dead?’
He nodded. I took a few deep breaths and wondered what to say
‘Why are they in such terrible shape?’ I said after a pause.
‘They are old. Her ex-landlord found them after years.’
‘Sorry, Mr Whats-your-name. Can I order some food first?’ I
picked up the phone in the room and ordered two club sandwiches
from the limited midnight menu.
'I'm Madhav. Madhav Jha. I live in Dumraon, eighty kilometres
‘What do you do?’
‘I run a school there,’
‘Oh, that’s...’ I paused, searching for the right word.
'...noble? Not really. It’s my mother’s school.’
‘I was going to say that’s unusual.You speak English. Not typical of
someone who runs a school in the back of beyond.’
‘My English is still bad. I have a Bihari accent,’ he said, without a
trace of self-consciousness,
'French people have a French accent when they speak English,'
'My English wasn’t even English until..,' he trailed off and fell silent. I saw him swallow to keep his composure
He absently stroked the notebooks on the desk.
‘Nothing. Actually, I went to St. Stephen’s.’
‘Yes. English types call it “Steven’s”.’
I smiled. ‘And you are not one of the English types?’
‘Not at all.’
The doorbell startled us.The waiter shifted the journals to put the
sandwich tray on the table. A few sheets fell to the floor.
‘Careful!’ Madhav shouted, as if the waiter had broken some
The waiter apologized and scooted out of the room.
I offered Madhav the club sandwich, which had a tomato, cheese
and lettuce filling. He ignored me and rearranged the loose sheets of
‘Are you okay? Please eat.’
He nodded, His eyes still on the pages of the journal. I decided to
eat, since my imposed guest didn’t seem to care for my hospitality.
‘These journals obviously mean a lot to you. But why have you
brought them here?’
‘For you to read. Maybe they will be useful to you.’
‘How will they be useful to me?’ I said, my voice firmer with the
food inside me. A part of me wanted him out of my room as soon as
‘She used to like your books. We used to read them together,’ he
said in a soft voice.‘For me to learn English.’
‘Madhav,’ I said, as calmly as possible, ‘this seems like a sensitive