Happy Are the Happy (10 page)

Awful. Awful. Awful. I don’t even want to leave the dressing room to show myself to Marguerite. I can’t wear any fitted clothes. I have no more waist. My bust has expanded. I can’t display my cleavage. In the past, yes. Today, no. Marguerite’s not realistic, not at all. Besides, she herself wears only round necklines or, if not, a modest little scarf. My daughter and my sister-in-law have got it into their heads to dress me for I don’t know what psychological purposes. At my seventieth birthday celebration the other evening, Odile said to me, you don’t dress, Maman, you cover yourself with fabric. —So what? Who looks at me? Surely not Ernest. Your father doesn’t even remember that I have a body. The next day she called to tell me she’d been passing in front of Franck et Fils and she’d seen a little brown dress with orange edging. It would look fabulous on you, Maman, she said. It’s true that on the mannequin in the window, the dress has a certain elegance. Does it fit? Marguerite asks from the other side of the curtain. —No, no, not at all! —Show me. —No, no, it’s not worth the trouble! I try to take the dress off. The zipper’s stuck. I’m just about to tear the whole thing. I step out of the dressing room, a stifling burial chamber, and say, help me take this thing off, Marguerite! —Let me see you. You look great! What don’t you like? —I don’t like anything. It’s completely horrible. Can you make this zipper work? —What about the blouse? —I hate frills. —It doesn’t have any. —Yes it does.
—Why are you so nervous, Jeannette? —Because the two of you, you and Odile, are forcing me to do things against my nature. This is torture, this shopping. —The zipper’s caught in your slip, stop wriggling around like that. I start to cry. It happens all of a sudden. Marguerite’s fussing around behind me. I don’t want her to notice my tears. It’s absurd. For years on end you swallow all your tears, and then you cry for no reason in a fitting room at Franck et Fils. You OK? says Marguerite. Nothing wrong with her ears. She irritates me, she notices everything. In the end, I’ve come to prefer people who notice nothing. You learn to be alone. You organize your life quite well. You don’t need to explain yourself. Marguerite says, don’t move, I’m almost there. In one of Gilbert Cesbron’s books, I believe, a woman asks her confessor, should one yield to chagrin, or struggle against it and contain it? Choking back tears doesn’t do any good, the confessor replies. Your chagrin remains lodged somewhere. There we are, Marguerite says triumphantly. I retreat behind the curtain to liberate myself. I put my own clothes back on, I try to freshen my face. The dress slides off the hanger and falls, I pick it up and leave it on the stool like a rag. Outside in the street, I urge Marguerite to drop this project of making me care about how I look anymore. My sister-in-law stops in front of every store window. Ready-to-wear shops, shoe shops, leather goods shops, even household linen shops. I must admit she lives in Rouen, poor thing. From time to time, she tries to remotivate me, but it’s clear she’s the one who wants to go in, touch a purse, try something on. I tell her, that would have looked really good on you, let’s go back in and see. She replies, oh no, no, I have too many things I never wear, I don’t know what to do with them anymore. I
insist, I say, that’s a nice little jacket, it would go with anything. Marguerite shakes her head. I’m afraid she’s just being tactful. I find this depressing, two women walking past rows of fashionable little shops without wanting anything. I don’t dare ask Marguerite if she has a man in her life (that’s a stupid expression, what’s it supposed to mean, to have a man in your life? I’ve got one on paper and I still don’t have one). When you have a man in your life, you wonder about idiotic things, the condition of your lipstick, the shape of your bra, the color of your hair. That fills up the time. It’s fun. Maybe Marguerite has preoccupations of that sort. I could ask her, but I’m afraid of a revelation that will cause me pain. It’s been so many years since I aspired to any kind of transformation. When Ernest was at the height of his career, he’d inspect my appearance. It wasn’t that he was being attentive. We went out a lot. I was a decorative element. The other day I took my grandson Simon to the Louvre to see the Italian Renaissance paintings. That little boy is the light of my life. At the age of twelve, he’s interested in art. As I looked at the pictures, with their figures in dark clothing, the cruel malefactors of olden days, hugging the walls, walking stooped over, headed for who knows where, I said to myself, what becomes of those wicked souls? Have they disappeared from all the books, disappeared with full impunity? I thought about Ernest. Ernest Blot, my husband, is like those twilight shadows. Underhanded, deceitful, pitiless. I must be a little twisted myself for having wanted the love of such a man. Women are seduced by frightful men, because frightful men present themselves in masks, as at a costume ball. They arrive with mandolins and party outfits. I was pretty. Ernest was possessive, and I mistook jealousy for love. I let forty-eight years
pass. We live in the illusion of repetition, like the rising and setting sun. We go to bed, we get up, we think we’re repeating the same action, but that’s not true. Marguerite doesn’t resemble her brother. She’s amiable, she has scruples. She says, Jeannette, do you still want to try driving? I say, you think I should? You don’t think it would be a crazy thing to do? We both start laughing. All of a sudden we’re excited. It’s been thirty years since I’ve touched a steering wheel. Marguerite says, we’re going to find a place in the Bois de Boulogne, a place where there isn’t any traffic. —All right. All right. We look for her car. Marguerite has forgotten where she parked it, and as for me, I’ve even forgotten what it looks like. I propose two or three to her before we happen upon the right one. She turns on the ignition and we’re off. I observe her movements. She asks, have you brought your driver’s license? —Yes. You think it’s still valid? This kind of license doesn’t exist anymore. Marguerite gives it a quick look and says, I have the same kind. —What kind of car is this? —A Peugeot 207. Automatic shift. —An automatic! I can’t drive an automatic! —It’s very easy. There’s nothing to do. —Oh, dear, an automatic! Marguerite says, you won’t tell Odile anything, you promise, right? I don’t want to get chewed out by your daughter. —I won’t tell her anything. She gets on my nerves, Odile, being so overprotective. I’m not made of glass. We drive around the Bois for a while, looking for an out-of-the-way spot with no traffic. Eventually we find a little lane blocked after some distance by a white gate about fifteen feet wide. Marguerite parks. She turns off the switch. We both get out so we can change sides. We laugh a little. I say, I don’t know anything about driving anymore, Marguerite. She says, you
have two pedals. The brake and the accelerator. You use only your right foot to press on them. Your left foot has nothing to do. Start the car. I start the car. The engine purrs. I turn to Marguerite, enthused by having started the car so easily. Very good, says Marguerite in her professorial voice (she teaches Spanish). You were able to start the engine because the shift’s in P, which stands for Park. Put your seat belt on. —You think? —Yes, yes. Marguerite leans over and fastens the seat belt, which seems really tight. I say, I feel like a prisoner. —You’ll get used to it. Now move the gear shift to D as in Drive. Where’s your right foot? —Nowhere. —Put it on the brake. —Why? —Because once the car’s in Drive, when you take your foot off the brake we’ll start to move. —You think? —Yes. —My foot’s there. —Move the lever to D. I take a deep breath and move the lever to D. Nothing happens. Marguerite says, now slowly take your foot off the pedal. Go on, go on, release the pedal completely. I release the pedal completely. I’m extremely tense. The car starts moving. I say, it’s moving! —Now put your foot on the accelerator. —Where is it? —Right next to the brake, right next to it. I poke around with my foot, I feel a pedal, I press it. The car stops violently, throwing us forward. The seat belt slices into my chest. What’s happening? —You hit the brake again and killed the engine. We’ll start over. Shift into P, Park. Start the car. Bravo. Now, move the shift to N. —What’s N? —Neutral. No gear. Nothing. —Ah, nothing. Right, right. —Let’s try again. Right foot on the brake. Gear shift to D. Relax your left foot, it doesn’t have anything to do. —I can’t drive an automatic! —Yes you can. Look. Put the shift on D and take your foot off the brake. Bravo. Now move your foot slightly to the right, find the accelerator pedal, and press on it. I
concentrate. The car’s rolling. I hold my breath. The gate’s still pretty far away, but I’m heading for it without any control over anything. I panic. How do I brake? How do I stop? —Put your foot on the brake. —I stay in … in … what’s it called? —Yes, you stay in Drive. And the moment the car stops, you shift back to N. N, not R! R means Reverse, for backing up. Don’t use your left foot! You’re pressing on both pedals at the same time, Jeannette! We come to a jolting halt, accompanied by a strange noise. I’m soaked. I say, I hope you have more patience with your students. —My students are quicker. —You’re the one who thought I should take up driving again. —You mope around in your apartment all day long, you need some independence. Start the engine again. Shift into P first. What’s your right foot doing? —I don’t know. —Put it on the accelerator, but don’t press down. There. Move the shift to D. And go. Accelerate slowly. My sister-in-law’s instructions hurry off to some remote part of my brain. I respond to them mechanically. The little ball of chagrin has returned to my throat. I try to get rid of it. We’re moving forward. Where are you going? Marguerite asks. —I don’t know. —You’re headed straight for the gate. —Yes. —You can turn off onto the grass. Make a circle around that tree there and go back the way we came. She points out a place I don’t see because I’m incapable of looking anywhere but straight ahead. Slow down, Marguerite says, slow down. She stresses me. I can’t remember how to slow down anymore. My arms are bolted to the steering wheel like two steel bars. Turn off, turn off, Jeannette! Marguerite cries. I don’t know where I am anymore. Marguerite has grabbed the steering wheel. The gate’s six feet away. —Let go of the wheel, Jeannette! Take your foot off the gas! She pulls the hand brake and
moves the shift lever. The car rears, hits the white gate, scrapes along it, and then stops moving altogether. Marguerite doesn’t say a word. My tears have welled up all at once, and they’re blurring my vision. Marguerite gets out. She walks around the back of the car to check the damage. Then she opens my door. In a gentle voice (which is worse than everything else), she says, come, get out, I’m going to back the car up a bit. She helps me take off the seat belt. She sits in my seat and backs up a short way to separate the 207 from the gate. She gets out again. The left front is a little dented, the headlight’s broken, and the whole left fender is scratched. I murmur, I’m really sorry, forgive me. Marguerite says, you did a good job on it, no question about that. —I’m really sorry, Marguerite, I’ll pay for the repairs. She looks at me and says, Jeannette, you’re not going to cry over this, are you? Jeannette, dear, that’s ridiculous, who cares about a dented car? If you knew the number of things I’ve crashed into in my time. Not only that, I nearly ran over a seventh grader in front of the lycée one day. I say, forgive me, forgive me, I’ve spoiled the whole day. Come on, get back in, says Marguerite, let’s go get some ice cream at Bagatelle. I’ve been wanting to go back to Bagatelle for months. We take our original places in the car. She starts it at once and backs up onto the grass with a dexterity that grieves me. I understand people who like bad weather. Bad weather doesn’t give you ideas about going to visit a flower garden. Buck up, Jeannette, Marguerite says. There’s no denying that gate was holding out its arms to us. To tell you the truth, I knew from the start you were going to run into it. I smile in spite of myself. I say, you’ll never tell Ernest about this, right? Aha, I’ve got you now, Marguerite says, laughing. I adore Marguerite. I’d
rather have married her than her brother. I hear my cell phone ringing in my purse. Odile installed an unusually piercing ring tone for me because she thinks I’m deaf. Apart from Odile, Ernest, and my son-in-law Robert, nobody calls me on that phone. —Hello? —Maman? —Yes? —Where are you? —In the Bois de Boulogne. —Good. Now don’t worry, but Papa was having lunch with his pals from the Third Circle and he blacked out. The restaurant called an ambulance. They took him to the Pitié. —He blacked out? —Are you still with Marguerite? —Yes … —Did you two find some nice things? I say, what do you mean, blacked out? And where are you, Odile? Odile’s voice is muffled and a bit sepulchral. —I’m at the Pitié-Salpêtrière Hospital. They’re going to perform a coronary angiogram to see if his bypasses are blocked. —To see what? They’re going to do what to him? —We’ll just wait for the results. Don’t worry. And tell me, did you try on that dress at Franck et Fils, Maman?

All of a sudden, as we’re leaving the hospital morgue (known as the Amphitheater) on Rue Bruant, at the moment when the men are shoving Ernest’s coffin into the back of the funeral coach, my mother-in-law Jeannette, seized by some incomprehensible terror, refuses to get into the vehicle. She’s supposed to sit in the front with Marguerite and the funeral director – today called the master of ceremonies – and Odile, my mother, and I are supposed to follow them in the Volkswagen to the crematorium in Père-Lachaise Cemetery. Wearing high-heeled shoes never before seen on her feet, my mother-in-law retreats (nearly falling down as she does) to the wall, like an animal about to be led to the slaughterhouse. With her back pressed against the stone in the dazzling sunlight, she enjoins the driver of the coach, a big Mercedes station wagon, to go on without her, all the while making frenetic, sweeping gestures before the alarmed eyes of Ernest’s sister Marguerite, who’s already installed in the backseat. Maman, Maman, Odile says, if you don’t want to ride with Papa, I’ll go instead. She gently takes Jeannette’s arm to guide her to the Volkswagen, where my mother, wilting in the heat (summer has arrived all at once), is sitting in the front seat, waiting. The director hastens to open the rear door, but Jeannette babbles something that turns out to be, I want to sit in front. Odile whispers, Maman, please, that’s not important. —I want to follow Ernest. That’s my
husband in there! If you want me to stay with you, Maman, Marguerite can ride with the coffin by herself, Odile says, giving me a look that means, get your mother to change places. No doubt I fail to react properly, because Odile thrusts her head into the car and says, Zozo, would you be kind enough to sit in the backseat? The idea of getting into the funeral coach is making Maman anxious. My mother looks at me with the expression of a person who believes that she has now seen everything. Without a word, slowly, she unfastens her seat belt, collects her purse, and extracts herself from the front seat, emphasizing the arthritic discomfort of the movements. Thanks, Zozo, Odile says, that’s very generous of you. Still unspeaking, and with the same heaviness in her body language, my mother ensconces herself in the backseat. Jeannette sits in the front without any acknowledgment, and in any case she looks like someone who has no more place in this world. Odile gets into the Mercedes with her aunt and the funeral director. I take the wheel of the Volkswagen and proceed to follow them to Père-Lachaise. After a moment, Jeannette, her face to the windshield and her eyes riveted on the black hatch of the Mercedes, says, was your husband cremated, Zozo? Cremated? my mother repeats. I say incinerate. No, says Jeannette, you use incinerate for household garbage. The things I learn, my mother says. My father’s buried in Bagneux cemetery, I say, intervening. Jeannette seems to ponder this information, and then she turns around and asks my mother, will you have yourself buried with him? Good question, says my mother. If it was up to me, not in this life. I hate that Bagneux. Nobody ever comes to see you. It’s completely in the sticks. In front of us, the Mercedes crawls along at an exasperatingly slow pace. Is
that part of the ceremony? We stop at a red light. A vague silence has set in. I’m hot. My tie’s strangling me. The suit I’m wearing is too heavy. Jeannette’s looking for something in her purse. I can’t stand the semimuffled noises, the clinking and the leather-creaking that accompany her rummaging around. All the more so as she’s sighing, and I can’t stand people who sigh either. After a moment, I ask, what are you looking for, Jeannette? —The obituary in
Le Monde
, I didn’t even have time to look at it. I thrust my right hand into her purse and help her extract the folded, crumpled article. —Can you read it out loud? Jeannette puts on her glasses and reads in a dismal voice: “Ernest Blot Dies. A banker both influential and secretive. Born in 1939, Ernest Blot died in the night of June 23 at the age of seventy-three. His demise marks the passing of a leading figure in French elite banking, one of those whose career began in the civil service and whose savoir-faire was equaled only by his discretion. In 1965, he graduated with top honors from the National School of Administration” – top honors, you see, I’d forgotten about that – “and joined the General Inspection of Finances. Between 1969 and 1978, he was a member of several ministerial cabinets, serving as technical consultant,” et cetera, we know all that … “In 1979, he joined the Wurmster Bank, which had been founded just after the First World War and had since fallen somewhat into obsolescence. He was the bank’s director general until 1985, when he became its chairman and chief executive officer. Little by little, he turned the Wurmster Bank into one of France’s premier institutions, on a par with Lazard Frères or the Rothschild banking houses …” – et cetera – “He was the author of a biography of Achille Fould, Minister of Finance in the Second Republic
(Éditions Perrin, 1997). Ernest Blot held the rank of Grand Officer in the National Order of Merit and was a Commander in the Legion of Honor …” Not a word about his wife, Jeannette observes. Is that the usual procedure? As for the Achille Fould, I never once opened it. It sold three copies. I feel nauseous after reading all that. My mother says, it’s stifling in this car, will you turn up the AC, darling? No AC! Jeannette screams, no AC, it makes my head throb. I look at the rearview mirror. So as not to contradict the widow of the day, my mother has rearranged herself by simply throwing back her head and opening her mouth like a carp out of water. Jeannette reaches into her purse again and pulls out a battery-operated pocket fan with transparent blades. —Here, Zozo, this will cool you off. She turns it on. It makes a sound like a maddened wasp. Jeannette describes two circles around her own face and holds out the fan to my mother. —Try it, Zozo, it really works. —No, thanks. —Take it, Maman, you’re hot. —I’m fine, stop bugging me. Jeannette makes another little pass with the fan from one side of her neck to the other. In a cavernous voice right behind my ear, my mother says, I still blame your father for not selling that pathetic burial plot. When I die, Robert, have us moved. Put us in the city. Paulette told me there are still some places in the Jewish section in Montparnasse cemetery. The Mercedes turns left, describing a kind of majestic circle and fleetingly revealing the mute profiles of Odile and Marguerite. Jeannette says, I don’t feel anything at all. She seems lost. Her arms are at her sides, her open purse on her lap, the buzzing fan in one inert hand. I feel I should reply to her, make some comment, but nothing comes to me. Ernest occupied an important place in my life. He was interested in my work (I’d read certain
articles to him before submitting them to the newspaper). He’d question me and dispute with me the way I would have liked my own father to do (my father was kind and affectionate, but he didn’t know how to be a grown man’s father). We’d call each other almost every morning to fix Syria and Iran and criticize Western naïveté and European conceit. That was his hobbyhorse: the fact that now, after a thousand years of massacres, we have license to lecture everybody else. I’ve lost a friend who had a vision of existence. That’s pretty rare. People don’t have a vision of existence. They have nothing but opinions. To speak with Ernest was to be less alone. I know their day-to-day marriage couldn’t have been much fun for Jeannette. One day – Ernest was leaving for a monetary conference – she threw a cup of coffee at his head. You’re a vile character, she said, you’ve wrecked my life as a woman. Ernest, who was wiping coffee off his suit jacket, replied, your life as a woman? What’s that, a life as a woman? After I met Odile, he told me, I give you fair warning, she’s a pain in the ass, I’ll thank you if you take her off my hands. And later he said, don’t worry, my boy, the first marriage is always hard. I asked him, have you been married more than once? —No, that’s just it. I hear my mother talking in the backseat. It takes me a couple of moments to come back from my thoughts and understand her words. She’s saying, it’s afterward that you feel something, when all the pomp and fuss of death is over. When the pomp and fuss is over, Jeannette says, I’ll feel nothing but resentment. You’re exaggerating, I say. She shakes her head and asks, was he a good husband, yours, Zozo? Ooohh … says my mother. —What are you trying to say, Maman? You were happy with Papa, weren’t you? —I wasn’t unhappy. That wasn’t it. But you know, good
husbands are few and far between. We drive along Avenue Gambetta in silence. The trees cast swaying shadows. Jeannette has started digging in her purse again. A driver on my left blows his horn. The car pulls even with us and I’m on the verge of replying with some insult when I recognize the Hutners’ smiling (in the proper funeral manner) faces. Lionel’s driving. Pascaline’s leaning out of the window and making hand signals to Jeannette. I glance briefly at the rear of their car. Before I accelerate, I have time to notice their son Jacob sitting in the backseat, grave and ramrod-straight, with some kind of Indian scarf wrapped around his neck. You invited the Hutners? Jeannette asks in a crushed voice. —We invited our closest friends. The Hutners were very fond of Ernest. —Oh my God, it kills me to talk to all these people, all this kills me. This society gathering. For this crappy cremation. She pulls down the sun visor with the mirror and checks her face. As she’s putting on lipstick, she says, you know who
I
invited? Raoul Barnèche. —Who’s that? —There’s something none of you knows, not even Odile, something that won’t appear in any newspaper. I had to put up with it on my own. When Ernest came home from his bypass surgery in 2002, he fell into a black hole and stayed there. He was down, morning and night, prostrated in the big chair under the unicorn painting, picking at his food, refusing to do any therapy. He thought he was through. Albert, his chauffeur, had the idea of introducing his brother to Ernest. His brother’s Raoul Barnèche, a champion card player. And a handsome man, as you’ll see, a Robert Mitchum type. He started coming over almost every day to play gin rummy with Ernest. They played for money. The stakes got higher and higher. That brought Ernest back to
life. I had to call a halt before he got completely taken to the cleaners. But the cards saved him. We turn into the cemetery from Rue des Rondeaux, on the side where the funerary chapel is. The Mercedes comes to a stop in front of the Neo-Byzantine crematorium. There are people on the steps and among the columns. I share Jeannette’s anxiety. Odile and Marguerite are already standing outside the car. A man dressed in black points me to the parking area on the left. I say to the women, do you want to get out here first? They both say no and I understand why. I park the car. We walk along the side of the building. Odile comes to meet her mother. She says, there are more than a hundred people here, and the chapel doors are still closed. I notice Paola Suares, the Condamines, the Hutners, Marguerite’s children, and Doctor Ayoun, to whose office I accompanied Ernest on several occasions. I see Jean Ehrenfried climb up the steps one by one, supported by Darius Ardashir, who’s also carrying Jean’s crutch. A little apart, near a bush, I recognize Albert, my late father-in-law’s chauffeur. Jeannette smiles at the man he’s with, a fellow wearing mafioso sunglasses. The two of them come over to us. Albert puts his arms around my mother-in-law. When he releases her, his eyes are damp and his face seems to have shrunk. He says, twenty-seven years. Jeannette repeats the number. I ask myself if Jeannette is aware of how much Albert could have seen and hidden from her in the course of those twenty-seven years. She turns toward the other man. He’s dark-haired, wearing a corduroy jacket. Jeannette takes his hand and says, it was so kind of you to come, Raoul. The man takes off his sunglasses and says, I was moved, sincerely moved. Jeannette doesn’t release his hand. She gives it a series of little shakes. He lets her, though
he’s somewhat embarrassed. She says, Raoul Barnèche. He and Ernest used to play gin rummy together. It’s true, I think, there’s something Robert Mitchum – like about him. His dimpled chin, his sleepy eyes, his wayward hair. Jeannette’s rosy all over. He smiles. In the area in front of the crematorium, under a uniformly blue sky, while family, friends, and officials wait for her, my mother-in-law stubbornly clings to this man whose name I’ve never heard before. I sense movement around us. Through the columns, I see the doors of the chapel open. I look for my mother, who has vanished. I spot her standing with the Hutners at the foot of the steps and go over to her. Odile joins us. She kisses Jacob warmly and says, I haven’t seen you for so long, have you grown since the last time? In a thin voice and with a pronounced Québécois accent, Jacob says, Odile, you know I lost my father too, of course it’s been very difficult, but I’ve made a place for him at the bottom of my heart. He places his hands on his chest and adds, I know he’s here with me. Odile gives me a bewildered look. I bat my eyelids soothingly and form the words
I’ll explain later
with my lips. I step next to Lionel, whose face has turned to stone, take his arm, and set my mother in motion with my other hand. She’s about to make a comment as we go up the steps, but I compel her to refrain by squeezing her arm. The chapel is filling up in silence. I seat my mother and the Hutners and go off to play my role as host among the rows of seats. I greet members of the family, a number of Ernest’s Breton cousins, André Taneux, Ernest’s fellow student at the ENA and the first president of the Court of Auditors, the publisher of my newspaper (whose ridiculous three-day beard Odile approves of), several strangers, the finance minister’s chief of staff, the head of the
General Inspection of Finances, and some of Ernest’s former colleagues in the Inspection, who slip spontaneously into the rows. Darius Ardashir introduces me to the president of the Third Circle’s board of governors. I come across Odile again, this time among the staff of the Wurmster Bank. She’s wearing her little power hairdo, her Counselor Toscano look. She’s putting up a brave front. She murmurs into my ear, Jacob?! I don’t have time to reply, because the master of ceremonies asks us to take our seats in the first row, where Marguerite, her children, and Jeannette are already sitting. The company rises. Ernest’s coffin has entered the nave of the chapel. The bearers place the coffin on the trestles at the foot of the steps leading up to the catafalque. The funeral director steps to the lectern. At the top of the double flight of stairs behind him, in the painting that surrounds the platform, a city half Jerusalem and half Babel, with biblical poplars scattered here and there, is bathed in a starry, blue, supremely kitschy twilight. The funeral director proposes a few moments of silence. I imagine Ernest, lying there in his tight Lanvin suit, a leftover from the 1960s that Jeannette chose for the occasion. I’ll be there too one day, I think, I too will stifle in the strongbox of death, completely alone. And so will Odile. And the children. And everybody here, high and low, more or less old, more or less happy, doggedly holding their own in the ranks of the living. And all of them completely alone. Ernest wore that suit for years. Even when it had completely gone out of fashion, even when his belly should have put anything double-breasted out of the question. While driving himself home from Brussels one day, zooming along at 110 miles per hour, Ernest ate a bag of barbecue-flavored potato chips, a chicken sandwich, and a nougat bar. Less than