Hard Case Crime: Fifty to One (22 page)

“Actually,” Jerry said, his eyes darting toward his other customer.

“Actually,” the customer said, turning on his stool to face them, “we were transacting some private business, and I don’t like being interrupted.” He reached inside his suit jacket as though to pull out a wallet or change purse, but what he came out with was a gun. And here they were, Tricia and Charley, both of them with their hard-won armament tucked away safely in their pockets.

“Now who are you,” the heavyset man said, “and what were you doing spying on us?”

“Spying?” Charley said. “Nothing of the sort. We were just...well, you know. Using the room.” He bent toward Tricia, kissed her lightly on the neck. Startled, she jumped a little. She felt a blush shoot up her cheeks.

“But how did you get
in
there?” Jerry said, still stuck on the logistics like a kid working out a magic trick.

“I work next door, on the third floor,” Charley said. “At the big theatrical agency, you know the one I mean. And we just...climbed out the window, came down.”

“Why?” Jerry said. “Why would you want to do it in my bathroom? If you like bathrooms, don’t you have one in your office?”

“It’s not as private,” Charley began, but the man with the gun waved him to silence.

“That’s all right, Jerry,” the man said, “they’re just lying to you. There’s only one reason they’d be here, and you know what it is. Sal’s always liked to keep an eye on me, and I guess he’s gotten suspicious of you, too.”

“She does work for him,” Jerry said. “Told me she’s a dancer.”

“I
am
a dancer,” Tricia said.

“Sure,” the man with the gun said. “And he’s your partner, and you do your best dancing in toilets. Don’t play me for a sap. What’s Sal paying you to be his eyes and ears?”

“Nothing!” Tricia said.

“So you do it for free? Jerry here charges Sal seventy bucks a month, and half the information he sells him you could get for nothing on the street.” And when Tricia registered surprise, he said, “What? You thought Jerry pays his rent peddling candy and papers at a nickel a throw? You can peddle information for a lot more. More than it’s worth, sometimes.”

“Don’t say that, Mr. B,” Jerry said, “I give good value—”

“We don’t work for Nicolazzo,” Charley said. “We never met him before today.”

“Shut up,” Mr. B said. “The lot of you.” To Charley he said, “Of course you never met him before, the man lives on a goddamn boat. Doesn’t mean you don’t work for him. I work for him. Jerry works for him. We all work for Uncle Nick.” He said it with unconcealed disgust—something Tricia feared meant he had no intention of letting them leave the room alive.

She looked more closely at his face. She’d never seen him before—she was certain of that. But there was something familiar about him and she suddenly realized what it was. “Mr. B,” she said. “Does that stand for Barrone?”

The big man looked over at Jerry. “Listen to that. ‘Does it stand for Barrone?’ You do a fine innocent act, sister. You should be an actress, not a dancer.”

“No, really,” Tricia said, “does it?”

“Why? What are you going to tell me if I say yes?”

“That I’ve got something you’re going to want to see. Or maybe you won’t want to see it, but you ought to.”

“And what’s that?”

“Some pictures,” Tricia said. “Out of Mr. Nicolazzo’s safe.”

The bluff, hectoring expression vanished from the big man’s face. He was deadly serious now. “Where are these pictures?”

“In my pocket,” Tricia said. “I’ll give them to you.”

“Slowly,” he said, and she eased the leather box out of her pocket, slid it to him across the counter.

“You can look at all of them,” Tricia said, “but the one you’ll want to see is the last one.”

“Open it,” he told Jerry, and he kept his gun trained on Tricia and Charley while Jerry lifted off the lid of the box and spread its contents out over the counter.

“Aw, jeez,” Jerry said when he got to the last picture. Mr. B looked down at it. He didn’t say anything, but his hand shook and Tricia wondered whether he was going to shoot them all.

“Mr. Barrone,” Tricia said, “I’m so sorry about Royal. Was he your brother?”

“What are you talking about?
I’m
Royal Barrone. That’s Frankie. That’s my son.”

“You say you got these from Sal’s safe?” Barrone said.

“I didn’t,” Tricia said, “my sister did. I think you know her—Colleen King?” His eyes narrowed and he nodded as though, bit by bit, he was putting things together. “She told me she found them in the safe after someone else broke in and stole all the money. But Nicolazzo thinks she took the money, too, or at least knows who did, and he’s holding her somewhere in Queens, along with a friend of ours. Charley just got away a few hours ago. I barely got away myself.”

“I see,” Barrone said. He turned to Jerry. “And what do you know about all this?”

Jerry was backing away from the counter, although in the narrow space there wasn’t far for him to go. He was shaking his head, the loose skin under his chin quivering. “Nothing, Mr. B, honest.”

“Don’t give me that, Jerry. You hear everything. You must’ve heard something about this.”

“Sure, I hear things, but half of it’s just talk—”

“How about the other half?”

“Like I was saying before—I hear Sal’s rounding up everyone who might’ve had anything to do with the robbery, no matter how remote. He even grabbed the guy published that book, you know, the one talked about the robbery...” He looked over at Charley. “Word is, this guy took him at Fifty-to-One, walked out the front door. This was a couple of hours ago.”

Charley smiled weakly.

“What about Frankie?” Barrone said. “What do you hear about Frankie?”

“Nothing,” Jerry mumbled.

“Jerry, how much do I pay you? Not Sal—me. How much? Now answer my goddamn question.”

Jerry sounded like the words were being pulled out of him with pincers. “Frankie was asking for more,” he said, “that’s what I hear. More money. And when Sal said no, he threatened to walk. Pictures or no pictures. Said he’d take what he knew to the cops. If he went down, he’d take Sal with him.”

“And why didn’t you tell me this before?”

“I didn’t want—I didn’t want you to be mad at me,” Jerry said.

“Goddamn Frankie,” Barrone whispered. “Never listened. Never knew how to keep his mouth shut.” He waved the gun at Charley. “You. Take that gun out of your pocket, slide it over here. Yes, I can see it, I’m not blind. You, too, sister. I’m keeping them and we’re going for a little ride.” Tricia and Charley reluctantly handed over the guns they’d gone to such trouble to obtain.

“You,” Barrone said to Jerry, as he packed the photos back into the box one-handed. “If you ever lie to me again—no, listen. If you ever lie to me again, or hold out on me, I’m going to kill you. Do we understand each other? Right through the head, with this gun here, I’m going to shoot you. If you lie to me. Is that okay with you, Jerry? Yeah?” Jerry was nodding wildly. Yes, absolutely, Mr. B, shoot me, that’s fine.

Barrone dropped the box of photos into his jacket pocket.

“You’re lucky that they’re
not
spies for Sal, because if they were I’d have to kill all three of you. You’re no use to me, Jerry, if Sal knows about you.”

“He doesn’t,” Jerry said. “I’d never tell no one. Only people know are you, me...and now them, I guess.”

“Oh, we’d never tell anyone either,” Charley said, and Tricia shook her head in agreement. “Why would we? You want it in writing, we’ll—”

“Get up,” Barrone said. He grabbed their guns, waved them toward the door.

Charley and Tricia got up. She glanced back at Jerry, who had a half-apologetic look on his face.
Sorry,
it said,
but better you than me.

Outside, there was a long black limo waiting at the curb.

“Open the door.”

Charley complied.

“Now get in.”

They climbed into the car, found seats along what seemed to be a six-foot-long banquette while Barrone climbed in after them, sat on the shorter crosswise seat at the end. He slammed the door shut. “Eddie,” he called, “take us to Fulton Street.” The car started up.

“Now,” Barrone said, “let’s hear what you know about my brother-in-law.”

It didn’t take long, since Charley didn’t know much and Tricia had decided she’d be a better listener than Frankie and keep her mouth shut.

“You’ve seen the book, right?” Charley said. “Well, that’s what I know. Nothing more, nothing less, just what I read in there.”

“You working with the cops?” Barrone said.

“Pfff.” Charley blew a half-hearted raspberry. “Only if by ‘working with’ you mean ‘wanted for assault and battery by.’ There are two cops wearing bandages because of me, and that’s just the past day’s worth. I have a police record going back to 1950.”

“He does,” Tricia said. “I saw the mug shot.”

“Oh, a mug shot,” Barrone said. “You must be some sort of big-time criminal.”

“I wouldn’t say big time,” Charley said. “But then I wouldn’t say criminal either. I’d just say the cops don’t see the merit in everything I do.”

“Well, that’s the cops for you,” Barrone said. He rotated his gun to point at Tricia. “And you’re Colleen’s sister?” She nodded hopefully. “You know your sister’s been squeezing me for months now?”

Tricia’s face fell. “Squeezing?”

“First she wanted the car,” Barrone said. “Then it was money. Then it was introductions to people I know in the fight business. Or else.”

“I’m sure she didn’t mean to—”

“Oh, she knew exactly what she was doing, and she meant every word.”

“I think you’re wrong, Mr. Barrone. My sister’s a good person. She’s not some sort of...blackmailer.”

“Some sort of blackmailer is exactly what she is.” The gun rotated back to Charley. “And you. Did you really take Sal at Fifty-to-One?”

“We played a hand,” Charley said. “I got lucky.”

“I don’t buy that. No one gets lucky at Fifty-to-One.”

“One in fifty people should,” Charley said. “If you think about it.”

“You don’t leave something like that to luck,” Barrone said, “not when your life’s at stake. If you beat him at his game, you had a way to beat him. What’s the trick?”

“No trick,” Charley said.

“What’s the goddamn trick?”

“No trick,” Charley insisted.

“My son,” Barrone said, “hasn’t been seen for a month. Now I find out he’s dead. The man who killed him likes playing an insane little game with his enemies that I’ve never heard of anyone surviving—except you. The way things are going, I may find myself playing that game before too much longer, and if there’s a way to beat it, I want to know what it is.” As he spoke, Barrone dug into a little well in the armrest beside him, dropped one item after another on the seat—a balled-up handkerchief, a couple of cellophane-wrapped hard candies, a corkscrew. Finally he came up with a pack of cards. “Now show me how the hell you did it,” he said.

“I wish I could,” Charley said. “Believe me, nothing would make me happier. But I can’t.”

“How about this,” Barrone said, flicking the top card off the pack with his thumb. It landed on the seat next to him. Four of clubs. “Tell me what the next card is or I’ll blow your girlfriend’s brains out.”

Tricia blanched as Barrone’s gun swung toward her once more. The barrel gaped between her eyes. Such a big opening for such a small fistful of metal. She wanted to run, but where? She couldn’t even make it to the door, never mind through it, before he could pull the trigger.

“Her?” Charley said, affecting a desperate little laugh. “She’s not my girlfriend. She’s just some girl who came to audition today. We’re casting for the new Comden and Green revue—”

“—and you take all the girls who come in for auditions to the toilet for a little fun.”

“Absolutely. Every one I can,” Charley said. “Wouldn’t you? Love ‘em and leave ‘em, that’s me.”

“Nice try,” Barrone said. “But I saw her face when you kissed her. I see your face now. She’s not just ‘some girl’ to you.” He cocked the gun. “So I say again, name the next card, or I’ll ventilate her.”

“Charley!” Tricia said.

“All right,” Charley said. “All right. I’ll tell you. The cards we were playing with were marked—a mechanic’s deck. I had them on me when Nicolazzo grabbed me. I was just lucky he used my cards instead of a deck of his own. That’s the big secret. Now leave her alone. Shoot me if you’ve got to shoot somebody.”

“Okay,” Barrone said, swinging his gun around.

“No, wait, wait—I said ‘if.’
If
you have to shoot somebody.” Charley put up his hands as though they might repel bullets. “But why would you have to shoot anybody? Least of all us. You could get life for that, if they didn’t put you in the chair. We’re not worth it.”

“That’s a point,” Barrone said.

“We’re not even worth the stain on the upholstery,” Charley said.

“That’s a point, too,” Barrone said.

“We’re not even worth the
bullets
it would take,” Charley said.

“Don’t sell yourself short,” Barrone said. “You’re worth the bullets.”

“The point is,” Charley said, “the person you really want is Nicolazzo, right? Well, that’s just fine with us—we don’t have any love for the man ourselves. In fact, we were getting ready to go after him—it’s what we got the guns for, the ones you took away from us. If you want to do something smart, why not let us finish what we started? Give us back the guns and we’ll get rid of him for you.”

Tricia gave him the sort of look you’d give to a relative who’d suddenly proposed skinny-dipping in the fountain in front of the Plaza Hotel.

“You?” Barrone said. “With your mug shot and your marked cards and your fumbling around in toilets? Sal would eat you for breakfast.”

“Yeah? Seems to me he had the chance and here we are, still uneaten.”

“You said yourself, you got lucky.”

“So maybe we’ll get lucky again,” Charley said. “Or maybe not, maybe we’ll fail, but if so you’re no worse off—if he kills us we’re just as dead as if you did it, and at least that way it’s one less pair of murders you have to answer for.”