Read Harley Jean Davidson 03 - Evil Elvis Online
Authors: Virginia Brown
At first she tried finding out information that would connect Leroy Jenkins and Derek Wade. Hours of Internet research didn’t indicate any connection between the two victims. She’d hoped to find something on the Internet site for the Elvis competitions, but all she found were photos and mentions of winners and runners up for the past few years. There was a photo of Yogi, too, a serious look on his face as he struck a pose for the camera. She smiled. As crazy as her parents made her at times, she wouldn’t trade them. Curbing some of their tendencies toward protests in public places and flaunting of the laws would be nice, though.
So much for the easy way out. She’d just have to put some mileage on her car and shoe leather, it seemed.
Harley attended another Elvis concert and interviewed Yogi and other Elvis contestants, careful not to imply police involvement or cross any lines that might get her arrested. Bobby had been serious. She’d heard that tone in his voice before. Spending time in a cell at 201 Poplar didn’t appeal to her, and spending time with jail inmates dressed in orange jumpsuits had never seemed that attractive anyway.
None of the contestants were helpful. Most of them were a little puzzled at best, suspicious at worst. So far, all she’d learned that she didn’t already know was that there were fierce rivalries among a few, but for the most part all the contestants viewed one another as extended family with the same shared interest in Elvis. Annual contests were often more of a reunion than any kind of rivalry. She’d narrowed the list down to a handful of those who didn’t view the contests as a good-natured competition. Getting their names had been a real struggle. Most of the contestants were reluctant to speak badly about others. Their wives and girlfriends, however, had been a lot more talkative. She had a nice list of names, both professional and personal. Those were the ones she’d check out first.
Plopping her leather backpack down on Tootsie’s desk Monday afternoon, right before the office closed for the evening, she gave him a bright smile. He looked back at her a little warily.
“Should I ask what’s up?”
“I have a list of names. The only way to check them out is a little one-on-one, so that’s my next step.” She held up her hand, palm out, when he started to speak. “As I’ve been advised not to take any risks or I’ll face severe penalties, I’ve chosen a bodyguard to go with me.”
“Excellent idea. I approve. Who?”
She tilted her head. “You.”
“Me?” Aghast, he stared at her. “Do you have a death wish? I weigh less than you do. Together, we might hit two hundred pounds. Hardly an intimidating team.”
“You weigh more than I do, and anyway, it’s not brute force that matters, it’s brains. Or so I was informed recently by someone who likes to dress as Madonna and sing Material Girl.”
“I didn’t mean it.” Tootsie sat back in his chair and shook his head. “Everything I said was a lie. You just needed cheering up.”
“Uh hunh. Get up, boss man, and put on your mojo. We’re going to tag team a killer.”
* * * *
When
Tootsie left his house that evening—one of those older, remodeled Midtown houses worth a fortune now, when once they’d been considered slums—Harley gave him a pained look. “What, you couldn’t find anything more noticeable?”
“Well excuse me, Vera Wang. I think this is fashionable investigative wear. You don’t like it?”
“Who’s Vera Wang? And it’s not that I don’t like it, it’s just a bit flashy when we need to blend in without drawing attention.”
“No wonder your wardrobe consists of jeans and tee shirts.” He opened her car door and slid into the passenger seat, crossing his silk-clad legs with an elegant grace she’d never be able to manage. Black silk pleated pants coupled with a black silk shirt were all right, but the vest he wore sparkled with gemstones and some kind of glittery stuff that caught the light with his every movement.
“You look like a night light,” she muttered, but let it go. At least he wasn’t wearing a bra and mini skirt.
When they reached the hotel and nightclub, it was already crowded. Tootsie stared at the rows of cars thoughtfully. “Who’d have thought there were this many Elvis devotees? I think it’s rather nice they’re so loyal after all these years.”
“Are you an Elvis fan?”
“I appreciate his music and talent, but my first love is the blues.”
“Blues? I thought you were a big Madonna and Cher fan.”
“Oh, I am to a certain extent. I like impersonating them. I don’t think an impersonation of Muddy Waters or Little Laura would be quite the same thing on stage, however.”
“Probably not.” Another facet of Tootsie’s personality that was new to her. He really was an intriguing person, and despite his often over-the-top penchant for cross-dressing, one of the most stable people she knew.
That was a depressing thought.
It was as crowded inside as it was in the parking lot. Harley winced. The noise level hit the decibel range of a jet taking off. She should have brought ear plugs.
Tootsie leaned close to her ear. “Who should we talk to first?”
“What?”
“I said, who should we talk to first?”
“I heard what you said, I just thought you’d have some idea about that.”
His brow lifted. “Remember, honey, you’re the brains, I’m the brawn.”
“Then we’re in deep doo-doo on both counts. Here’s the list. I have it narrowed down to nine. I chose them on grounds of competitiveness and personality, not to mention the nasty things said about them by the wives and girlfriends of the other impersonators.”
“You’re so thorough.” He took the list and scanned it. “So where do we start?”
“With the ones who are about six feet tall and a hundred and seventy-five pounds. Rule out any who don’t fit that description, then we’ll go from there.”
“And we find these guys how? They’re not wearing name-tags.”
“You’ll think of something. Improvise. Say you’re looking for Sam Doyle, or whoever is on the list. Here. You take the top four, I’ll take the bottom five. I already have your own list for you.”
“Aren’t you the efficient little thing,” Tootsie muttered, but he didn’t look too unhappy.
“I have my moments. You take that side of the room, I’ll start over here.”
An hour later, Harley had eliminated three names from her list, one too short, one too fat, one too female. When had they let women in these things? It seemed self-defeating, seeing as how the point of the competitions was to look and sound as much like Elvis as possible in order to win. But who was she to judge?
Finding Tootsie was not a challenge. Even in a room full of Elvises dressed in capes and draped in gold, his twinkling vest stood out. He was deep in conversation with an Elvis impersonator that wasn’t even close to six feet tall. Maybe it was a lead. Or a fellow cross-dresser. That thought led to the speculation that no one had ever dressed up as Priscilla Presley to her knowledge, and she wondered why. Did they ever have Lisa Marie impersonators? And if so, did they hang out with the Michael Jackson impersonators?
“Oh, you found me,” Tootsie said when she nudged him.
“It’d be impossible not to, with that GPS system you’re wearing.”
Tootsie ignored her. “We were just discussing the blues and how they affected the early years when Elvis was growing up. Gospel, rhythm and blues, all those old spirituals played a vital part in forming his musical talents.”
“Muddy Waters on the slide guitar, Pinetree Perkins on the piano, had to be his musical base,” the Elvis agreed. “Elvis was happiest when he sang gospel, would stay up all night with the Memphis Mafia, singing his heart out.”
As much as she appreciated Elvis’s talent, Harley had a mission. “Yes, he was remarkable. There’ll never be another like him.” She leaned close to Tootsie. “Are you ready to go now?”
“No, but I assume you’re ready. It was very nice talking with you, and I hope we meet again,” Tootsie said to the Elvis, and to Harley as they walked away, “That was rather rude.”
“You’re right. Sorry. I’ve been told I’m compulsive. What’d you find out?”
Sighing, Tootsie shook his head. “Two don’t fit at all, one of them is a maybe, and one is worth looking at further. And that’s obsessive, not compulsive.”
“Right. I’ve got two names on my list. That means we have three definites to consider, and one maybe, none of which are here at the moment.”
“So what about the guy you thought was on your van? Have you seen him tonight?”
“Not a trace of him. If he’s targeting just Elvis impersonators, maybe he’s decided to skip the concerts and wait until the main competition starts.”
“Which leads to the question, why come to some concerts and not to others?”
“I know.” Harley sighed. “Maybe it really is just about some personal grudges, and no one wants to admit to it. But doesn’t it seem odd that neither family knew about any grudges?”
“Maybe not. Some people don’t take work problems home with them.”
“Again, neither of the victims worked together, and as far as I can find out, they had no other contact. I even checked to see if Derek Wade had his car worked on at the auto shop where Leroy Jenkins is a mechanic, but nothing panned out.”
They stood outside on the covered sidewalk. Dull light gleamed in the stones on Tootsie’s vest. Music from the concert blared out the open doors. It was a muggy night, damp heat pressing down like a wet blanket.
“If that’s true, then you’re right about the conflict or motive stemming from the contests,” Tootsie reflected, frowning down at a piece of lint on the silk sleeve of his shirt. He flicked it off. “It’s really the only logical conclusion.”
“I know. But it seems too obvious, if you know what I mean. Why would anyone kill over a trophy at an Elvis competition?”
“Why would anyone kill over a five dollar loan, but it happens every day.” Tootsie put his hand under her elbow and turned her toward the parking lot. “This has been most illuminating, and I’m glad I was able to assist. And the best part is, we’ve not been assaulted, insulted, or shot at the entire evening. See what you can do when you put your mind to it, girlfriend?”
“How kind of you to notice.”
“Don’t feel bad.” He put his arm around her shoulders. “It’s a good thing, just like Martha Stewart says. No shooting, no mugging, no fuss.”
“I guess that’s supposed to mean I’m responsible for all those things,” she said crossly, but didn’t really take offense. It seemed to be true. How annoying.
“Tomorrow I’ll run those names through the computer and see what we can find, and then we’ll figure out what to do next. I have extra access, you know, that lets me hit quite a few other databases.”
“Would Steve investigate for us?”
Tootsie shook his head. “No. He’s a lot like Bobby. He tends to want to abide by the rules. Inconvenient at times, but I’ve learned a lot just listening to him talk about past cases. It’s amazing how easy it is if you just pay attention.”
“I’ve figured out that observation isn’t my strong point,” Harley said as they reached the row where she’d parked her car. “Maybe that’s why I end up in trouble at times.”
Tootsie halted, grabbing her arm to stop her. “It’s dark back there. The vapor light is out.”
“Oh. Was it on when we got here?”
“I think so. Wait a minute.”
He talked softly, and the hair on the back of Harley’s neck tightened. It was dark. Lights on the interstate could be seen passing by, but the area where she’d left her car was pitch black. The building next door was unlit, and the hotel lights in front didn’t reach this far back.