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father's splint-bottomed rocking-chair, where he sat far more comfortably than if he had been perched on a genteel, slippery-bottomed stuffed chair with claw feet.
The Major performed the neighborly kindnesses of the occasion in an easy way. He spoke a few words to my mother of the esteem and kindness he had felt for my father, in a manner that called up the blood into her thin cheeks, and made her eyes dewy with tears. Then he turned to the young collegian, recognizing him as one of the rising lights of Oldtown.
"Our only nobility now," he said to my grandfather. "We've cut off everything else: no distinction now, sir, but educated and uneducated."
"It is a hard struggle for our human nature to give up titles and ranks, though," said Miss Mehitable. "For my part, I have a ridiculous kindness for them yet. I know it's all nonsense; but I can't help looking back to the court we used to have at the Government House in Boston. You know it was something to hear of the goings and doings of my Lord this and my Lady that, and of Sir Thomas and Sir Peter and Sir Charles, and all the rest of 'em."
"Yes," said Bill; "the Oldtown folks call their minister's wife Lady yet."
"Well, that's a little comfort," said Miss Mehitable; "one don't want life an entire dead level. Do let us have one titled lady among us."
"And a fine lady she is," said the Major. "Our parson did a good thing in that alliance."
While the conversation was thus taking a turn of the most approved genteel style, Aunt Keziah's ears heard alarming premonitory sounds outside the door. "Who's that at the scraper?" said she.
"O, it's Sam Lawson," said Aunt Lois, with a sort of groan. "You may be sure of that."
"Come in, Sam, my boy," said Uncle Bill, opening the door. "Glad to see you."
"Wal now, Mr. Badger," said Sam, with white eyes of veneration, "I'm real glad to see ye. I telled Hepsy you'd want to see me. You're the fust one of my Saturday arternoon fishin' boys that's got into college, and I'm 'mazing proud

 

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on't. I tell you I walk tall,ask 'em if I don't, round to the store."
"You always were gifted in that line," said Bill. "But come, sit down in the corner and tell us what you've been about."
"Wal, you see, I thought I'd jest go over to North Parish this arternoon, jest for a change, like, and I wanted to hear one of them
Hopkintinsians
they tell so much about; and Parson Simpson, he's one on 'em."
"You ought not to be roving off on Sunday, leaving your own meeting," said my grandfather.
"Wal, you see, Deacon Badger, I'm interested in these 'ere new doctrines. I met your Polly a goin' over, too," he said to Miss Mehitable.
"O yes," said Miss Mehitable, "Polly is a great Hopkinsian. She can hardly have patience to sit under our Parson Lothrop's preaching. It's rather hard on me, because Polly makes it a point of conscience to fight every one of his discourses over to me in my parlor. Somebody gave Polly an Arminian tract last Sunday, entitled, 'The Apostle Paul an Arminian.' It would have done you good to hear Polly's comments. "Postle Paul an Arminian! He's the biggest 'lectioner of 'em all.'"
"That he is," said my grandmother, warmly. "Polly's read her Bible to some purpose."
"Well, Sam, what did you think of the sermon?" said Uncle Bill.
"Wal," said Sam, leaning over the fire, with his long, bony hands alternatively raised to catch the warmth, and then dropped with an utter laxness, when the warmth became too pronounced, "Parson Simpson's a smart man; but, I tell ye, it's kind o' discouragin'. Why, he said our state and condition by natur was just like this. We was clear down in a well fifty feet deep, and the sides all round nothin' but glare ice; but we was under immediate obligations to get out, 'cause we was free, voluntary agents. But nobody ever had got out, and nobody would, unless the Lord reached down and took 'em. And whether he would or not nobody could tell; it was all sovereignty. He said there wa' n't one in a hundred,not one in a thousand,not one in ten thousand,that would be saved. Lordy massy, says I to myself, ef that's so they're

 

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any of 'em welcome to my chance. And so I kind o'ris up and come out, 'cause I'd got a pretty long walk home, and I wanted to go round by South Pond, and inquire about Aunt Sally Morse's toothache."
"I heard the whole sermon over from Polly," said Miss Mehitable, "and as it was not a particularly cheerful subject to think of, I came over here." These words were said with a sort of chilly, dreary sigh, that made me turn and look up in Miss Mehitable's face. It looked haggard and weary, as of one tired of struggling with painful thoughts.
"Wal," said Sam Lawson, "I stopped a minute round to your back door, Miss Rossiter, to talk with Polly about the sermon. I was a tellin' Polly that that 'ere was puttin' inability a leetle too strong."
"Not a bit, not a bit," said Uncle Fly, "so long as it's moral inability. There's the point, ye see,
moral,
that's the word. That makes it all right."
"Wal," said Sam, "I was a puttin' it to Polly this way. Ef a man's cut off his hands, it ain't right to require him to chop wood. Wal, Polly, she says he'd no business to cut his hands off; and so he ought to be required to chop the wood all the same. Wal, I telled her it was Adam chopped our hands off. But she said, no; it was we did it
in
Adam, and she brought up the catechise plain enough,
'We sinned in him,
and fell with him.'"
"She had you there, Sam," said Uncle Fly, with great content. "You won't catch Polly tripping on the catechism."
"Well, for my part," said Major Broad, "I don't like these doctrinal subtilties, Deacon Badger. Now I've got a volume of Mr. Addison's religious writings that seem to me about the right thing. They're very pleasing reading. Mr. Addison is my favorite author of a Sunday."
"I'm afraid Mr. Addison had nothing but just mere morality and natural religion," said my grandmother, who could not be withheld from bearing her testimony. "You don't find any of the discriminating doctrines in Mr. Addison. Major Broad, did you ever read Mr. Bellamy's 'True Religion Delineated and Distinguished from all Counterfeits'?"
"No, madam, I never did," said Major Broad.

 

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"Well, I earnestly hope you will read
that
book," said my grandmother.
"My wife is always at me about one good book or another," said my grandfather; "but I manage to do with my old Bible. I have n't used that up yet."
"I should know about Dr. Bellamy's book by this time," said Miss Mehitable, "for Polly intrenches herself in that, and preaches out of it daily. Polly certainly missed her vocation when she was trained for a servant. She is a born professor of theology. She is so circumstantial about all that took place at the time the angels fell, and when the covenant was made with Adam in the Garden of Eden, that I sometimes question whether she really might not have been there personally. Polly is particularly strong on Divine sovereignty. She thinks it applies to everything under the sun except my affairs. Those she chooses to look after herself."
"Well," said Major Broad, "I am not much of a theologian. I want to be taught my duty. Parson Lothrop's discourses are generally very clear and practical, and they suit me."
"They are good as far as they go," said my grandmother; "but I like good, strong, old-fashioned doctrine. I like such writers as Mr. Edwards and Dr. Bellamy and Dr. Hopkins. It's all very well, your essays on cheerfulness and resignation, and all that; but I want something that takes strong hold of you, so that you feel something has got you that
can
hold."
"The Cambridge Platform, for instance," said Uncle Bill.
"Yes, my son, the Cambridge Platform. I ain't ashamed of it. It was made by men whose shoe-latchet we are n't worthy to unloose. I believe it,every word on 't. I believe it, and I'm going to believe it."
"And would if there was twice as much of it," said Uncle Bill. "That's right, mother, stand up for your colors. I admire your spirit. But, Sam, what does Hepsy think of all this? I suppose you enlighten her when you return from your investigations."
"Wal, I try to. But lordy massy, Mr. Badger, Hepsy don't take no kind o' interest in the doctrines, no more'n nothin' at all. She's so kind o' worldly, Hepsy is. It's allers meat and drink, meat and drink, with her. That's all she's thinkin' of."
"And if
you
would think more of such things, she would n't

 

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have to think so much," said Aunt Lois, sharply. "Don't you know the Bible says, that the man that provideth not for his own household hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel?"
"I don't see," said Sam, slowly flopping his great hands up and down over the blaze,"I railly don't see why folks are allers a throwin' up that 'ere text at me. I'm sure I work as hard as a man ken. Why, I was a workin' last night till nigh twelve o'clock, doin' up odd jobs o' blacksmithin'. They kind o' 'cumulate, ye know."
"Mr. Lawson," said my grandmother, with a look of longsuffering patience, "how often and often must I tell you, that if you'd be steadier round your home, and work in regular hours, Hepsy would be more comfortable, and things would go on better?"
"Lord massy, Mis' Badger, bless your soul and body, ye don't know nothin' about it;ye don't know nothin' what I undergo. Hepsy, she's at me from morning till night. First it's one thing, and then another. One day it rains, and her clothes-line breaks. She's at me 'bout that. Now I tell her, 'Hepsy, I ain't to blame,I don't make the rain.' And then another day she's at me agin 'cause the wind's east, and fetches the smoke down chimbley. I tell her, 'Hepsy, now look here,
do
I make the wind blow?' But it's no use talkin' to Hepsy."
"Well, Sam, I take your part," said Bill. "I always knew you was a regular martyr. Come, boys, go down cellar and draw a pitcher of cider. We'll stay him with flagons, and comfort him with apples. Won't we, Sam?"
As Sam was prime favorite with all boys, my brother Bill and I started willingly enough on this errand, one carrying the candle and the other a great stone pitcher of bountiful proportions, which always did hospitable duty on similar occasions.
Just as we returned, bearing our pitcher, there came another rap at the outside door of the kitchen, and Old Betty Poganut and Sally Wonsamug stood at the door.
"Well, now, Mis' Badger," said Betty, "Sally and me, we thought we must jest run in, we got so scar't. We was coming through that Bill Morse's woods, and there come such a flash

 

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o' lightnin' it most blinded us, and the wind blew enough to blow a body over; and we thought there was a storm right down on us, and we run jest as fast as we could. We did n't know what to do, we was so scar't. I'm mortal 'fraid of lightning."
"Why, Betty, you forgot the sermon to-day. You should have said your prayers, as Parson Lothrop tells you," said my grandfather.
"Well, I did kind o' put up a sort o' silent 'jaculation, as a body may say. That is, I jest said, 'O Lord,' and kind o' gin him a wink, you know."
"O, you did?" said my grandfather.
"Yes, I kind o' thought He'd know what I meant."
My grandfather turned with a smile to Miss Mehitable.
"These Indians have their own wild ways of looking at things, after all."
"Well, now, I s'pose you have n't had a bit of supper, either of you," said my grandmother, getting up. "It's commonly the way of it."
"Well, to tell the truth, I was sayin' to Sarah that if we come down to Mis' Deacon Badger's I should n't wonder if we got something good," said Betty, her broad, coarse face and baggy cheeks beginning to be illuminated with a smile.
"Here, Horace, you come and hold the candle while I go into the buttery and get 'em some cold pork and beans," said my grandmother, cheerily. "The poor creturs don't get a good meal of victuals very often; and I baked a good lot on purpose."
If John Bunyan had known my grandmother, he certainly would have introduced her in some of his histories as "the housekeeper whose name was Bountiful"; and under her care an ample meal of brown bread and pork and beans was soon set forth on the table in the corner of the kitchen, to which the two hungry Indian women sat down with the appetite of wolves. A large mug was placed between them, which Uncle Bill filled to the brim with cider.
"I s'pose you'd like twice a mug better than once a mug, Sally," he said, punning on her name.
"O, if the mug's only big enough," said Sally, her snaky

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