Authors: Darryl Pinckney
Tags: #Literature & Fiction, #United States, #African American
High Cotton (26 page)
Enthusiasm for the profession was everywhere. The Power Bitch made overtures to Maurice under the sudden spell of peace and prosperity. “We haven’t seen your beautiful face around here in a coon’s age,” she said after one of his mysterious absences. My boss was alarmed that Maurice hadn’t reacted to having been treated like a jockey on a lawn, the sort his parents, after a stern lecture, had rushed out to paint the first non-referential color they could think of. The integrity of St. Maurice might be betrayed for the spoils of tokenism.
But Maurice took the activity around him as a short-term remission. He told Delfina that he wasn’t signing up for softball because he had bigger plans for the spring season. The Power Bitch hadn’t listened. She was too busy showing photographs of Christmas at her new country house that a guest had sent her in the mail. She had three white trees last year, she said. She was especially pleased with the batch of shots that showed her nephew in his naval cadet’s uniform. She cornered Maurice at the coffee station and urged him to take a look because she thought he’d been in the service.
“Cold busted,” Maurice said to himself. I saw him slip one of the Power Bitch’s snapshots into his pocket and take the stairs three at a time up to the executive suite. In less than an hour the Power Bitch was choking on tears and packing up eleven years of office life. She’d been fired.
Usually, when word went around that someone had gotten the sack, the neighborhood of white picket fences vibrated; editors
and secretaries running around with the news collided at the coffee station. But the Power Bitch’s demise shocked her fellow employees into under-the-desk conferences. My boss heard that Maurice had pushed into a meeting. The Big Boss had no trouble identifying his antique long glass clock in the Power Bitch’s photograph, though its distinctive face was almost blurred in the background, behind her nephew’s epaulets.
and secretaries running around with the news collided at the coffee station. But the Power Bitch’s demise shocked her fellow employees into under-the-desk conferences. My boss heard that Maurice had pushed into a meeting. The Big Boss had no trouble identifying his antique long glass clock in the Power Bitch’s photograph, though its distinctive face was almost blurred in the background, behind her nephew’s epaulets.
Her humiliation was total. The details of what the Big Boss had said to her got around as she sobbed and pried her framed posters from the wall. Some who didn’t want to believe it arranged to leave early for lunch. Little Boss took his devastation to the men’s room. My boss said that he was sorry for her, though she was crazy to have pinched or received something so hot, so personal. Delfina alone entered the Power Bitch’s office to give her a hug.
My boss said he wished Maurice wasn’t so happy about his revenge. It was true that he positively sat on the receptionist’s desk and crowed. Didn’t Madame Du Barry’s page turn her in? Little Boss was called upstairs, to be told that he had to turn over the Power Bitch’s work to Maurice, with a generous raise. The white picket fences got another shock. Maurice resigned. Promptly at five o’clock he stretched a leg over the cartons maintenance had brought up for the Power Bitch. He took nothing with him. He left his desk as it was, like a man called away on an emergency.
On one of those bracing days when manic radio voices forecast diminishing winds, Grandfather called from a corner. I was surprised that he had found a phone booth in working order and that he knew where to find me. I was afraid he had run away again. I put him on hold and contacted the beige stepgrandmother. She wasn’t worried. He’d signed out properly. Grandfather
said, “The companions of the Messiah could forget how to work. Real people can’t think that way.”
said, “The companions of the Messiah could forget how to work. Real people can’t think that way.”
He wasn’t on the corner where he said he would be. I ran around the blocks. I saw him examining an array of mass-produced statues and ersatz Navajo blankets in front of a crafts museum. He said he had been thinking of how Uncle Ulysses’s wife used to warn my sisters and me about sticking out our lips; that if we weren’t careful our mouths would get stuck.
I didn’t remember his being around when Aunt Odetta made my sisters walk with books on their heads or took a ruler between our spines and the backs of her dining room chairs. She used to say that thought began in the mouth, that we should practice comporting our lips so that the lower one did not protrude too much, because eversion was fine for the masks of the Dan people but it made American Negroes look “deficient.”
“Whenever I enter the Public Library I have to go to the bathroom,” Grandfather said. He’d lost a glove and had been retracing his steps. I noticed the seam beginning to come apart on the shoulder of his cashmere coat. Appearances, Jesus said, are deceptive. He slapped away my attendant arm. I guided him toward a cozy Russian deli where the small, voluble couple didn’t mind if customers sat for hours with only coffee and newspapers.
Grandfather rested his showy stick. He wouldn’t let the Russian couple bother about his coat. He moved it from floor to chair, fingered the rip in the shoulder. I’d heard that he’d had to find a new laundry because he’d frightened the Cantonese proprietor. He’d taken one of his vintage jackets to be cleaned, and when the laundryman pointed to the lining and tried to explain that he could not be held responsible for a garment that had been brought to him in such a state, Grandfather ripped apart the man’s racing forms.
He said he hadn’t been able to rest of late because “the rum
element” in his building went to Barbados every night. “Been to Barbados” was slave slang for drunkenness, he explained. Grandfather’s research in the reading room. “Who filled with lust and violence the house of God?” he said sharply when I asked him to tell me about Nat Turner.
element” in his building went to Barbados every night. “Been to Barbados” was slave slang for drunkenness, he explained. Grandfather’s research in the reading room. “Who filled with lust and violence the house of God?” he said sharply when I asked him to tell me about Nat Turner.
He blew at his tea, moved the salt and pepper to new positions, found his reading glasses, and scanned the iconostasis of Kodak pictures and framed city health ordinances on the wall. He said that he would like to see my office. I said I didn’t have an office and things up there were too chaotic that day for visitors. He said it was good that something was keeping me out of trouble.
“I feel as though I’m wasting my life.”
“Yes, but what life isn’t wasted?”
Already there was a little dessert in the corner of his mouth. I’d expected the old story of his first job, at a ladies’ ready-to-wear store back in Augusta, which I’d heard many times since the day I had refused a paper route. His father didn’t like that sort of independence, but the owners were happy to hire a boy who could “make time,” clean the sidewalks. He was also to deliver COD packages.
One Saturday he delivered a package. The black girl who answered the door said she would take it because the lady of the house was out. He reminded her that it was a COD order and took it back to the store. Shortly thereafter he was picked up in spite of the store owner’s protest and taken to police headquarters, where he was tried for having spirited away both the money and the package. One man served as prosecutor and judge. The bailiff acted as witness. They said they made three dollars a day and didn’t dress as well as he. They said he dressed and spoke too well not to be a thief. He said he didn’t have to steal to get the clothes he wore. They wanted to know if he meant to call a white man a liar. Two years in the county reformatory. He wasn’t
allowed to call his mother; his father was out of town. Grandfather was sent away on the supply wagon. When his parents got him out two weeks later, they were told they were lucky.
allowed to call his mother; his father was out of town. Grandfather was sent away on the supply wagon. When his parents got him out two weeks later, they were told they were lucky.
Grandfather said again that he wanted to visit my office. “What’s the matter? Don’t you want them to find out your grandfather is a Negro?”
I didn’t want to say that while I was collating pages that morning the emanations from the file cabinets had persuaded me to type up my resignation and drop it on my boss’s desk. Grandfather refused to let me pay for lunch. His wallet came from deep within his clothing. I waved, but he, the embarrassment to my act, didn’t look back.
I watched him go, sinking in the architecture of signs, layer upon layer, and even now when I imagine that I have felt his presence among the souls who ponder discount chicken wings, stand apart at bus stops, brood over damp chess boards in the park, or lean on windowsills above deserted uptown streets, the consequence of my self-loathing fills me with the sadness that comes from squandered intimacy.
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argetta was the only black friend I had in college. Blessed be the tie that binds. The Black Student Union, and even some whites, lamps without lights, denounced us as Uncle Toms, but we knew the truth: we were just messed up. “You can’t borrow your oil from somebody else,” Bargetta said. We were the Also Chosen and loved our people—the dead ones, the many thousands gone. We were rather hard, I must admit, on the living.
argetta was the only black friend I had in college. Blessed be the tie that binds. The Black Student Union, and even some whites, lamps without lights, denounced us as Uncle Toms, but we knew the truth: we were just messed up. “You can’t borrow your oil from somebody else,” Bargetta said. We were the Also Chosen and loved our people—the dead ones, the many thousands gone. We were rather hard, I must admit, on the living.
Bargetta and I didn’t talk much about that, it was so much a part of the atmosphere of our friendship, of being stranded together, that we didn’t have to. Besides, false guilt would have been too much of an obstruction. She lived for pleasure and to give pleasure to others. Life was one big Lenten sale. “Jesus paid for everything so we shouldn’t have to.” She came to college out of nowhere—Memphis, actually, where her father had run her grandfather’s funeral home into the ground, but we used to say that she had been born in Poise, Tennessee. A financial aid officer inquired about the Sony Trinitron she somehow charged to the school. “How do you expect me to compete with whites?” Bargetta had only to open a door to make her presence felt.
She was striking, tall as Muhammad Ali, with a head that seemed modeled after those on Ptolemaic coins. Each term she would experiment with her thick black hair, as if to announce a new theme. One fall it was shorn, which set off her perfect copper skull. That winter it became a riot of coils. By spring it had been conquered, braided on the right side into a stiff tail that hid one of her watchful eyes. Most often it was wrapped in one of the fantastic scarves that became her trademark.
Her family was religious in that sprawling, devout, Baptist manner. “I came to God before I came to Barnard.” Bargetta laughed about the ashtray and cigar with which her father had started his Martin Luther King, Jr., museum, but a deep worry about what Jesus and her mother would say had kept her walking the narrow way—after a fashion. She represented to many boys a dangerous opportunity, as the Chinese say. Bargetta’s popularity, her caressing trustfulness, brought her to the attention of the Soul Sisters of Barnard, a consciousness-raising group that smeared her name at the least provocation. What the Sisters could not abide was Bargetta’s refusal to be answerable to them.
One spring, word went around that Bargetta was going out with the one Jewish guy at Columbia who was not pre-med. “He’s in the Hasidic wing of Black September,” Bargetta said. He was big, blond, with, she confided, “Sargasso eyes. Thank God for those Cossacks.” From their lounge a cadre of Sisters spotted Bargetta alone and in a fit of offended sisterhood dropped egg bombs. Bargetta glided on and was immediately surrounded by gallants who wiped the yolk from her turban.
That night, a little drunk, she interrupted the Sisters’ session on Obote and Amin with her loud contralto:
There were three niggers of Chiceraboo—
Pacifico, Bang-bang, Popchop
—
who
Exclaimed one terribly sultry day
“Oh, let’s be kings in a humble way.”
Pacifico, Bang-bang, Popchop
—
who
Exclaimed one terribly sultry day
“Oh, let’s be kings in a humble way.”
We had to make a run for it, but Bargetta was pleased that she had controlled her vibrato. A high-school choir director once told her to cut it out. “You’re not in church,” she said he’d said.
It did seem that Bargetta took “the black experience,” as it applied to her, as just so much light opera, which struck me at the time as unbelievably brave. She nourished her reputation as the queen of that joke about CPT—Colored People’s Time. If she said nine o‘clock she’d show eleven dash twelve. She was known all over campus as an amazing student who was subject to complicated distractions while en route to exams. Once, she explained her tardiness by saying that she was experimenting with brewing her own perfume. “I’m calling it Aujourd’hui. When you want the morning after to smell like the night before.”
A black counselor told her that she could easily get into graduate school, but for a reason she probably wouldn’t like.
“What’s that?”
“Because you’re black. Someone had to tell you, dear.”
“Why is that a reason I wouldn’t like?”
“From what I’ve seen and heard, you don’t identify much with other blacks.”
The black women’s dean told her that she could easily get into graduate school, but probably for a reason she wouldn’t like.
“What’s that?”
“Because you’re black. Someone had to tell you, dear.”
“I couldn’t do your job. I couldn’t go around telling people what they already know. I’d freak out.”
“You’re from the South, right?”
“Born and raised like a chicken.”
“I know your type. One of those girls with her fingers out. From what I’ve seen and heard, you don’t identify much with other blacks.”
“Are you going to tell me that my being a black woman can only be as valuable to me as my being one is to you?”
Bargetta wouldn’t divulge what more she said to send the dean storming from her own office. She gave the strong impression that she was someone who knew very well who she was, but she wasn’t going to tell you.
She said she knew why she liked men, but she didn’t know why she hated to go out with us. She resented what we could get, just by being men. I wanted to talk about her father, but she said her family life had been too normal. She said it had more to do with what she had learned about boys in her teens, especially in Jack ‘n’ Jill. “To me that was like my mother making me go to Hitler Youth.”
Jack ‘n’ Jill of America was an organization that forced the right sort of black children together with other nice children of the “upper shadies.” It had been founded “with tax forgiveness” in 1938. You didn’t join, your mother did. No city chapter could be larger than seventy-five women, which meant to your classmates whose mothers didn’t rate in the opinion of mothers who believed in blackballings that you either had a secret life or were a stuck-up in high-water pants. “I will abstain from whatever is unkind and mischievous, and will not knowingly undermine the policies of the organization.”
Once your mother had signed up, you were drafted into various age groups and faced what seemed like a lifetime subscription to the club magazines,
Up the Hill
and
Scope.
There were nightmare weekends of recreation and concerts of spirituals. Your mother learned more about children through “careful study,”
contributed to research in rheumatic fever, and held polio drives.
Up the Hill
and
Scope.
There were nightmare weekends of recreation and concerts of spirituals. Your mother learned more about children through “careful study,”
contributed to research in rheumatic fever, and held polio drives.
It was a bargain—for your mother. She paid dues and you were out of her hair, hauled off to transportation galleries, to keelboats and copies of Ohio River sidewheelers. Enough lunch was funneled into you to make you drowsy, and then you found yourself packed off to sketch prairie schooners, to wrestle with chiefs’ trumpets, firemen’s hats, and man-drawn engines until your underwear got sticky. A designated mother had you by the elbow and you were on the verge of tears in prehistoric galleries with minerals, dinosaurs, and mounted birds. By the time you were handed back to your own mother like the laundry, you were too dazed to argue about what was on television after bedtime. “If a child misses three consecutive group meetings or activities without the chairman being notified the family is automatically dropped.”
In Indianapolis, at least, it was harmless, like hellish family vacations that are pleasant to recall, maybe even laudable, as old-guard clubwomen liked to say when you opened the door for one of them or stood when they came corsage-first into a room. The worst that ever happened was that my sisters tried to drown me as I bobbed for apples and on my last field trip to Lockerbie Street a spooky caretaker said that when the “Hoosier Poet” was locked in hotel rooms so that he wouldn’t drink before readings, he bribed bellhops and received what he needed through keyholes with straws. But Bargetta wouldn’t grant that Jack ‘n’ Jill, in Memphis, was just a part of growing up Negro. “Who can live with the thought of having been a child?” she said.
Real toads in an imaginary garden, the members of Bargetta’s teen chapter of Jack ‘n’ Jill liked to sit around and say, “Your mama.” If she asked someone to pass the mustard she got “Your mama.” No elaborate “soundings” or insult contests, just “Your mama”—for years, so she said. Her mother didn’t believe
her and made her go to the mixers, the dances. It was hard to fit clothes on a miserable girl, Bargetta said, and because of her height, she was snubbed by the boys, even the ones who could convert from Celsius, and, because of her unreliable wave of ideas, by the girls with heated patios and pretty hair.
her and made her go to the mixers, the dances. It was hard to fit clothes on a miserable girl, Bargetta said, and because of her height, she was snubbed by the boys, even the ones who could convert from Celsius, and, because of her unreliable wave of ideas, by the girls with heated patios and pretty hair.
I understood too well the reticence that overcame her among her black peers, which had an element of shame, the source of most rebellion. But it was also flattering, not fitting in. You were different, not like the others, not one of them. The fix was in and the world arranged things so that you could act black with whites your own age, which had something to do with what it was like as a child to show off in front of strangers, but with blacks you shut down, became, as it were, as uptight as a slumming white, which had something to do with the spanking you were going to get for having shown off.
We usually met in the library, like spies, when Bargetta was between boyfriends and in a philosophical mood. “I didn’t even want to go,” Bargetta said, “our Cadillac was so dirty.” Fashions for Freedom was the main Jack ‘n’ Jill event on the Memphis calendar. The organization had been making efforts to like more than its own, to find underachievers, she said, “in more meaningful areas. I felt so sorry for everybody. I mean, here we were sitting with these stringbeans amandine and mess Bourgignon, shucking about what we were doing for the ghetto, and the hotel wasn’t even in a black neighborhood.”
Some of the mothers had banded together to launch Jack Be Quick, a training program they said was “intended to alleviate the dilemma of young Black Males in a matriarchal society.” The year Fashions for Freedom planned to donate its proceeds to the “Underachieving Black Male Negro” Bargetta was in the banquet room, in a Peter Pan collar from Peck and Peck, resigned,
not asked to dance by the street-quick scholarship winners, feeling, as a girl, unimportant to the race.
not asked to dance by the street-quick scholarship winners, feeling, as a girl, unimportant to the race.
“Chuckie Beauchamp’s mother made him sit with me. I had to give him my Supreme of Fresh Fruit Fantaisie. He clapped for the strapless stuff and the moderator thought it was such a big deal, kept saying that the models were professionals, like it was a big serious professional deal just because some of them were white.” Bargetta glanced around the room, missed the spidery smile of the senior who worked at the information desk. “Anyway, I was peeling a Hershey’s kiss when this guy with a big Dick Tracy face came down the runway. The escort was supposed to grin when his partner styled. He wasn’t real fine or anything, he just looked like he didn’t dig her personally and would punch out the first biddy who asked him to be more, you know, interracial.”
Bargetta changed her mind about the stack of books she’d checked out. She shoveled them into a campus mailbox. “But he looked at me, I swear. I switched tables three times. I wish I had gone backstage. I was wearing La Mort. When death need no longer be an excuse. It was wild. A look that could break night. Like he wanted me dead first. I gagged. I knew then I just wanted to win. Nobody had ever looked at me like that, you know what I mean?”
After the ritual awkwardness on the library steps of my having reached for Bargetta’s hand, which she withdrew to tie and tie again her bandanna, I asked if she went out only with white boys. She thought a moment. She knew what had happened in the way back when and what the Sisters had to say about what militants said about retribution and the lankier their hair the better. She didn’t pretend that it had anything to do with progress. She just hadn’t gotten over that Dick Tracy jaw. “Does that make me a bad person?”
My Aunt Bollie Lucia took out of storage and wielded at the close of her long incarceration in an old maid’s body the doubtful memory of the Scottsboro trial in 1933, when she nearly fell from grace and ran away with a white man from up North.
She: “You’re a Communist, aren’t you.”
He: “Yes I am. Are you?”
She: “Why no, I’ve never even been out of Georgia.”
Somewhere along the line it turned into a status symbol, going out with a white became like having a foreign car. “This girl’s mother used to carry a fat wedding album to every open house,” Bargetta said. “She almost sat on my head to catch my expression when she showed me the groom. She was so proud her daughter had married a white dude.”
In time, Bargetta’s mother bore her daughter’s romantic misadventures, of which Bargetta spared her not a single, throbbing detail, as part of the higher life into which education had launched her. Bargetta, the misbeliever, discovered that she intimidated her family, those followers of the double-duty dollar. She did a wicked imitation of “the Stevens girl” and enjoyed arriving more or less on time for job interviews and being told that she hadn’t sounded black on the telephone.
But after the Ashkenazi heartthrob, the Finnish news stringer with the telephone in the refrigerator, and a greasy railroad flat with the Irish video maker, Bargetta moved her duffel bag of scarves to Paris, to Pierre- Yves, a lethargic artist with whom she had collided during her junior year abroad. She managed to acquire a vague position with a New York record company’s office in Neuilly—“I’m part of the overhead”—and because its phone bill was not, as they say, itemized, I heard from her often.
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