Authors: Dara Joy
look so sinfully delicious? What would that tongue feel like swirling against—
"Like peanut butter to jelly," he affirmed.
She swallowed convulsively, dispelling the image that provoked.
Tyber scooted over in the booth, making room for her to sit down.
Stan, having devoured his mountain of ground beef and grease; noticed her as she
took her seat. "So you haven't given up on us, eh, Zanita? Good for you!"
Zanita glanced sideways at Tyber, who smiled softly at her. Even seated, he
seemed to tower over her. "I didn't really have a choice, Stan."
Stan, completely misinterpreting her remark, replied, "I know what you mean.
Doctor Evans is inspirational!" He grinned broadly at Tyber, who winced under
the unexpurgated devotion.
Looking around the restaurant, he said, "We might as well start this."
He levered himself up on top of the back of the seat, straddling two booths with
his long, jean-clad legs, and addressed the group. "I thought tonight we'd
informally discuss artificial intelligence and some related topics…"
While Tyber spoke, the ultimate artificial life form, the restaurant clown,
listened in, peering over Stan's shoulder intently, his orange hair glowing
under the fluorescent lighting. Several stragglers from the class wandered in.
Eventually they had to move out to the playground to make room for everybody.
Even the clown followed them outside, his broom dragging on the ground behind
him.
There in the playground, under the stars, with a gentle breeze in the night air,
Tyber spoke of the mysteries of the universe from the top of a slide. Zanita
thought him the most interesting and unconventional man she had ever seen.
Frogs croaked, shooting stars fell, owls hooted, and trees rustled in the wind
as he discussed, in plain terms, bringing together seemingly dichotomous
subjects such as absolutism underlying relativistic principles.
What fascinated Zanita most was his way of taking several divergent topics and
bringing them together into a cohesive unit, pointing out similarities in
subjects not often talked about synonymously. He was brilliant.
He was a man captivated by ideas, both the sublime and the ridiculous. His
genuine curiosity about every aspect of the nature of the universe was
contagious. The group was entranced by his enthusiasm as he delved into
explorations of both the known and the unknown.
"Facts always remain absolute," he said. "It's everyone's point of view that is
different, relativistic, although, paradoxically, everyone believes 'their'
point of view is the correct or 'proper' one. As Einstein pointed out quite a
while ago: 'I'm right and everything else is relative.' If one listens to two
politicians in a political debate, one is observing the Theory of Relativity."
Everyone laughed. "And on that note, I believe we'll call it a night. I thought
it might be interesting if we caught the new science fiction picture playing at
the cinema at the mall in Stockboro tomorrow. I hear there are some intriguing
ideas at work on the nature of space travel and xenobiology. We can have an open
discussion afterwards if anyone's interested." Everyone was very much
interested—including the clown, who asked if he could join in. He was assured he
could.
Tyber caught up to Zanita in the parking lot as she was heading for her car.
"So—how was that? Did I keep my promise?"
Zanita smiled at him. "You did. In spite of myself, I was fascinated like
everyone else."
"Hmm... not quite what I was aiming at, but it is a start."
She reached her car and unlocked the door. "As a friend told me recently, in
certain matters I would do well to leap before I look." Of course, Mills had
been referring to a totally different subject. "You have piqued my interest,
Doc. I will be there tomorrow night."
He placed his hands against the door of her car, leaning down to speak to her
through the open window. "It is you who has piqued my interest, Zanita. Did I
tell you I have a cat? No? Well, I do. Good night."
Now what did he mean by that? she wondered.
The following evening, she waited for the group in the lobby of the movie
theater, trying desperately to stay awake. She had gone to visit her
grandparents at their farm last evening after the class. Her grandfather had
been sitting out on the front porch, idly rocking on the swing, enjoying the
unusually balmy October weather. The natives called it Indian summer, and every
New Englander knew to enjoy the brief respite while it lasted, for it presaged
the coming winter.
As usual, it didn't take long before they were heatedly "discussing" a current
topic of town politics. Zanita always liked engaging Hank in such discussions,
often playing devil's advocate just to rile the old man. Hank was something when
he got going on a subject he cared about; and Hank really cared about everything
that went on in Stockboro, and for that matter, the world at large. In her
opinion, it was one of the traits that had made him a great reporter. No story
was ever just a story to him.
Unfortunately, she had succeeded only too well in riling him up, for the
discussion went on well past midnight, with neither one of them aware of the
time. It wasn't until her grandmother came out onto the porch dressed in her
robe to shoo them inside that they came to their senses.
Due to the hour, Zanita elected to spend the night in her old bedroom. When she
made her decision, she hadn't counted on The Hogs hitting town.
It was around two in the morning when the pack squealed into the backyard,
reminding her of a motorcycle gang storming into a town for the fun of causing
mayhem. The "defiant ones" snorted and snuffled in glee, causing her to sit bolt
upright in bed.
She cautiously lifted the shade on the window in time to see the little picket
fence which surrounded her grandmother's rose garden crash over. Stomping pig
feet echoed in the night.
Her grandmother's garden was trampled in a random display of violence before the
herd inexplicably moved on.
Hank was fit to be tied.
The Hogs resided with their neighbor, Joe Sprit, who lived several miles down
the road. Every now and then, for reasons known only to The Hogs, they escaped
their pen to take a midnight foray through the town. It had been going on for
years. Zanita referred to it in her goofier moments as "The Night of The Hogs."
Since no one was sure how to deal with the problem, they tended to live with it.
Joe claimed he had reinforced the fencing several times, but somehow, when The
Hogs wanted out; they got out. When a Hog had mayhem on its mind, there was
little a human could do.
So now, she ruminated facetiously, she was just grist for the Hog mill. Deciding
that some fresh air might revive her, she walked outside to the front of the
theater. It wasn't long before she saw Tyber pulling into the lot on the back of
a Harley-Davidson. Somehow she was not surprised.
He slung his helmet over the bars, spotting her at once. Smiling a greeting, he
walked her way, looking altogether too sensuous and sinewy. He wore black,
thigh-hugging jeans with black boots. A gray shirt and cuffs turned back on his
forearms completed the dangerous look. His long hair was tied back, once again,
in a ponytail. She wondered what it would look like loose about his shoulders,
silently thanking him for not putting her through that torture.
"Waiting for me?" He greeted her with a grin.
Unashamedly arrogant. "Getting some air. Everyone's waiting for you inside."
He nodded, steering her through the door. "I have a confession to make—I really
wanted to see this picture, and I hate going to the movies alone."
"So you engineered it so the whole class would accompany you? Talk about abuse
of power…."
"Afraid so. I'll tell you what—to make it up to you, I'll buy your ticket. But
you have to buy the popcorn."
"What kind of a deal is that? The popcorn in this place is more than my rent."
"I never said I was stupid." He winked at her, revealing that engaging dimple.
After greeting the class and telling them to meet after the movie in the mall
court, he drew her determinedly over to the refreshment stand.
"A jumbo deluxe popcorn," he told the girl behind the counter.
"Thanks a lot! Why don't you get Stan to buy your popcorn for you? I'm sure he'd
be more than willing."
He considered her question for a moment. "Because Stan doesn't have legs like
yours."
That shut her up. He had noticed. "You shouldn't talk to your students like
that."
He threw her a look. "You're not a student, and this is not a classroom. It's a
seminar—for colleagues." He fished his wallet out of his back pocket to pay the
girl.
"I am not a colleague of yours, and I said I would pay for that."
"I'm aware of that. As for the popcorn—I was joking."
"But—"
"Let's go see the movie."
As he led her to their seats, she got the uncomfortable feeling that she had
somehow been maneuvered into a date without ever agreeing to one, or for that
matter being asked to one. The sneaking suspicion crossed her mind that Tyber
could have manipulated the entire class just for that purpose. But that was
absurd. Why would he do such a thing?
She felt an elbow nudge her side.
"You're falling asleep again, Ms. Masterson. I don't mind, but the two rows
behind us are complaining about your snores."
"I don't snore." She mumbled, falling into a doze again.
Jab.
"Will you quit it?"
"Why are you so tired?" he whispered low in her ear, sending a frisson down her
bare neck. "Is my company that boring?" His heated breath teased against her.
"No, it's The Hogs," she murmured sleepily, turning unconsciously toward his
warmth.
He was amused by both her response and her action; she was just short of
snuggling into him. He casually put his arm around her, drawing her closer,
pitching his voice low. "I beg your pardon?"
"The Hogs were on the prowl last night—God, you smell good." She promptly fell
back asleep.
Hogs? What hogs? He looked askance at the sleeping bundle of woman in his arms.
Curiouser and curiouser, he thought. And soft. Definitely soft.
He decided he liked the feel of her sleeping in his arms.
She awoke toward the end of the movie, mortified to find herself burrowed into
Tyber's chest. Worse yet, she had managed to fit her head into the crook of his
neck, her forehead flush against the warm skin of his throat. His chin was
resting on the top of her head as he watched the movie; his arm was casually
draped across her shoulders.
This was so unprofessional of her! Thank God the rest of the group were
scattered throughout the darkened theater. Hopefully, they were too engaged in
the movie to pay any attention to the two of them.
Damn! How could she ever expect the man to take her seriously now? He'd never
give her the interview she wanted. And how did one extricate oneself from such a
position gracefully?
Tyber's hand slowly rubbed her back, causing her to instantly stiffen.
"I know you're awake," he said into her hair.
"Can we pretend I didn't do this?" she asked in a small voice against his chest.
"Of course not." His husky tone held more than a hint of amusement.
Zanita quickly disengaged herself, affronted. "That's not very chivalrous of
you."
Tyber did not seem particularly concerned about chivalry. "Do you often fall
asleep in a public place in the arms of the person next to you?"
Before she could summon up a suitable retort, he grinned wickedly at her. "You
talk in your sleep."
Zanita flushed, opened her mouth like a fish, then closed it. What had she said?
Oh, God. Would he even tell her? Those damn Hogs!
She wisely stayed silent until the end of the picture, sitting ramrod straight
in her chair, trying desperately not to look embarrassed.
When the movie ended Tyber took her hand as if he had every right to, leading
her out to the mall court.
"Relax, Curls, you didn't say anything too revealing." He scratched his chin in
thought. "Except for the part about the sexual aids hidden in a shoebox under
your bed."
She stopped and stared at him, horrified.
He laughed out loud. "It was just a lucky guess, really."
She tried to tug her hand away from him; he held firm.
"I have no such thing! You're terrible—"
"That's not what you said in your sleep," he teased.
She blushed crimson. Considering her shameless thoughts about him, she might
have said anything. Anything at all. She ran her fingers through her hair in a
nervous gesture. Forget the interview; this was too embarrassing to be endured.
What must the man think of her?
"L-Look,Tyber, I really have to get going; it's late."
"Oh, no you don't." He laced his fingers through hers. "You're not running away.
You tried that once before with me, and it didn't work."
"Please, Doctor Evans… this is so embarrassing."
"You do seem to have a penchant for getting yourself into situations." He smiled
remorselessly at her while maintaining his firm hold on her hand.