Read Holiday of the Dead Online
Authors: David Dunwoody,Wayne Simmons,Remy Porter,Thomas Emson,Rod Glenn,Shaun Jeffrey,John Russo,Tony Burgess,A P Fuchs,Bowie V Ibarra
The boy grabbed at him.
In terror he kicked out and sent the boy tumbling across the road.
A fat farmer type, a flat cap perched over a once flaccid face, grabbed at him and he had to dodge aside to gain space.
He snapped his gaze around, watching as the figures shambled towards him. Dozens of them, blank eyed, mouths open and drooling. Some of them already carried signs that they had already fed because there was blood on many chins. Some even showed that they had been previous victims, but that they had risen to join the ranks of the undead puppets of the vaccine. Some missed parts of their faces, or their limbs; one even tripped over his own entrails that were pooled around his feet like links of sausage in a butcher’s window.
He caught a waft of hot air, a charnel house stench that made him gag, as the nearer figures lurched towards him. Their hands were coming up, reaching and grasping.
He sought a way past them, but he was surrounded.
He was in the wilds for God’s sake! How could there be so many people here to fall victim to the plague?
Of course nowhere in the mainland is that remote anymore. Even in an outback, out of the way place, like this loch valley, there’d be dozens, no hundreds of people. He remembered that a few miles away at Kenmore there was a large holiday complex, a hotel, a village. The same could be said for Killin, and all of the hamlets and farms dotted in between. Christ! He had come here to get away from it all, but that wasn’t possible. There was nowhere on earth safe from the Apocalypse that was coming, he now understood.
He wouldn’t give up, though. Not while there was a chance. Even the slimmest opportunity for survival had to be grabbed at.
He ran.
There was no clear way through, for the shambling things were encircling him, but there was a narrow gap just ahead of him filled only by the small girl. Those around him were primarily adults, some of them slighter, but most bulkier than him. The girl therefore was the easiest target for his torch as he ran headlong for her.
He swung the Maglite up and back over his shoulder, then at a full gallop swiped the heavy torch down like an axe. It smashed the child’s head, and the rest of her down to the floor and he vaulted over her collapsing figure. Hands snatched at him, but he jerked free and continued running. A chorus of screams followed him, but he broke free and fled, his heart in his throat, for the safety of his rental cottage, and the car that waited for him there.
The phone box was broken; his damned mobile phone had no signal out here. His only hope of escape and assistance was if he made it to his car, locked the doors and got the fuck out of there as fast as he could.
He found the white gate standing open as he had left it, and pounded down the gravel drive. Ahead of him was the flower-covered cottage, and the light he’d left on in the kitchen was like a beacon to him. But he’d no intention of going in to the cottage. He swerved for his car and grabbed at the door. Locked. He had fetched the Maglite from the car, locked it out of old city-bred habit. He grabbed at his pockets, searching for his keys. All the while he snatched glances back the way he’d come. His movements became more frantic as he saw the first figures shambling through the darkness towards him.
Josh dropped the torch so that he had both hands to help in the search. Jesus–fucking-Christ, where are they? He couldn’t find his keys.
Dread struck him.
When he’d pulled out his cigarettes earlier, when he’d been spooked and required calming, he must have also snagged his keys alongside the packet, and dropped them back there on the road.
Holy shit!
He snatched up the torch. Not for its light but that it was a handy weapon and then fled towards the cottage.
He banged through the door and into a mudroom, then into the kitchen beyond. He looked for a knife, anything. Then his stupidity struck him and he ran back to lock the outer door. Figures swarmed through the small garden outside. Faces peered back at him, eyes like black pinholes amid faces glowing with starvation and need.
The door would hold them, but not the windows.
Josh retreated into the kitchen and through that door shut, slamming home the bolts. There were windows in the kitchen, but these were double-glazed and sturdy and would thwart most attempts to get in. No, that wasn’t true. He had to shake his first impression of the walking dead. He’d grown up on schlock horror movies, the more recent video games where zombies were mindless and stupid eating machines. By setting the little girl as a decoy, these things retained some semblance of intelligence and it wouldn’t take them long to find something with which they could smash a way inside. He fled through the kitchen and into the living room. He slammed shut the door and then wrestled a sideboard over to keep the door shut. There was a window at each end of the room – small, original features – and he upturned the settee and jammed it in front of one of them. At the other end of the room was a small study area, and he made use of the desk by upending it and jamming it solidly in the window frame.
He stood there in the centre of the living room, gaze switching from window to door to opposite window. He could hear them outside; their shrieking calls to feed were growing louder in pitch and frustration. Perspiration pooled out of him. It was nothing to do with the fire still smouldering in the stove, because this was the cold sweat of terror.
Bump.
He heard the thud from the stairs.
Bump … bump … bump … bumpbumpbump
.
Josh exhaled.
Just the bloody water in the pipes, like the last time.
Jesus, he thought, and there was me worrying that the fucking cottage was haunted!
Bump.
He glanced at the door that led to the stairs.
Even here in the living room was no safe haven. If they were as intelligent – not to mention as hungry – as he credited them, they’d be in here in no time.
Upstairs was the best place to be.
He could stand at the top of the flight of steps. They were narrow between two solid walls, and quite steep. Only one of the damned things could come at him at a time. If he had a more telling weapon than the Maglite he could defend the stair head. Sooner or later the numbers would dwindle and he could make his escape from the cottage, maybe get down into the water of the loch and swim to someplace further along where he could raise help.
He looked towards the stove and the long metal poker resting on the hearth beneath it. The poker was a foot and a half long, steel, with a spike and prong for raking the embers. He switched the torch to his left hand and grabbed for the poker.
Bump … bump … bump … bumpbumpbump
.
Fucking pipes!
He lurched towards the door to the stairs just as the kitchen windows shattered with a deafening bang and clatter.
They were starving indeed and going straight for the main course.
A body rebounded off the living room door, moving the sideboard wedged against it a half inch.
Josh shoved the sideboard back again. Threw a coffee table on top of it, then dragged over the easy chair he’d napped in and jammed that against them both. His barricade wouldn’t stop the undead, but it would slow them while he gained a defensive position.
He had to drop the torch in order to haul open the door.
It swung inwards towards him and he had to twist his body to give it clearance.
He twisted back and took a step up for the first stair.
‘Noooooo …’
The woman was waiting for him. The one he’d seen staring at him from the hotel car park. She’d seen him, targeted him, fucking followed him back here. She had waited for him to leave and sneaked inside while her friends corralled him back here. The bitch had laid her trap.
Bump … bump … bump … bumpbumpbump
.
Her heels skidded down the stairs, and she came at Josh open mouthed, her teeth glistening in the wan light. Snot was all over her, drool pooling in the corners of her lips, her eyes deep, hollow pits.
She shrieked.
Not a call to feed this time but because he’d rammed the sharp end of the poker into her stomach.
The length of steel held her for only a second. She didn’t fight to get away, only came forward, remorseless, throwing her weight along the metal rod as she grabbed his face in her hands.
Josh tried to wrench loose, but her grip was rictus-like, fuelled by a strength that had nothing in common with the world he knew or understood. She continued to push along the poker and the tip burst from between her shoulder blades. He let go of the poker, but it didn’t help. Her grip on him was unflinching. He pulled and wrenched but her fingers were digging into the flesh of his face.
Josh howled in agony.
Her fingertips were digging directly into his flesh, the nails grating along the bones of his skull. One of her thumbs found the corner of his right eye and began to squirm deep into the socket.
‘Nooooooooo!’ he screamed.
Half-blinded, half-insane with agony, nothing came near the terror that welled up in him as the woman snapped her teeth into his throat. He felt her grind her jaws together, felt the cartilage of his windpipe collapse under the horrific pressure. Then she tore back and blood filled the air between them.
Finally she loosed her grip and he crumpled down. The weight of his upper body caused his knees to fold, torque sideways and Josh flopped over backwards to lie on his back at the foot of the stairs.
He moaned, but nothing issued from his ruined throat but bubbling froth.
Over him the woman stood, munching in satisfaction on the chunk of flesh she had torn out of him.
Absurd if it wasn’t so real.
His good eye rolled up, his lids flickering rapidly and Josh saw the living room door forced slowly open. The furniture toppled, crashing down close by his head. He didn’t have the strength or the will to flinch. Figures stumbled into the room, all of them hungry and grinning in anticipation. He hoped they were as hungry as they looked and didn’t leave a morsel behind, because he sure didn’t fancy joining their ranks.
If this was the Apocalypse then he wanted to go now.
Or, noo, as it happened.
Well, Dad, he thought, if there is an afterlife I’m going to see you soon. Hopefully you’ll let me make my peace with you then?
THE END
THANKSGIVING FEAST
By
A.M. Boyle
Emil H. Larson eagerly licked his craggy lips and smiled. The hunting knife was a beauty, for sure. Not like the cheap crap they sold at the big chain stores these days. This was a handcrafted gem, and with only a little bit more work, it would surely be up for the task that lay ahead. He pressed the edge of the blade lightly against the motorized grinding wheel. The sparks danced merrily in the air, like miniature fireworks, and the high-pitched squeal prickled his ears. After a moment or two, Emil withdrew the knife and examined the blade. It glinted in the shallow light of the workshop, showing the grandeur of its former self.
He’d meticulously removed every spec of dried blood from the ornate wooden handle, paying special attention to the carved initials.
EHL II
. They were his great grandfather’s initials. Hell, his great grandfather’s initials were just about everywhere in this old homestead; carved into the fireplace mantle, engraved over the door frames, etched into the side post by the slaughter barn, even scratched into the beams in the old attic where he’d found this hidden treasure of a knife just a few days ago. It was as if the founder of this farm had tried to carve himself into the very fabric of the place, permanently marking it as his. And why shouldn’t he? Back in the day, he’d supported his family from the turkeys he’d raised. It had been quite an operation, supplying not only the small town of Shakers Point with their Thanksgiving feast but three other adjacent towns as well. Back then it had been a much bigger business. Maybe that had been the problem; it had been too big.
The old man had worked himself to death trying to keep up. Rumour was that his great grandfather had lost his mind from being around too many turkeys for too long. He’d tried to attack a customer and had gotten shot by his own rifle. No one in the family ever talked about it, so who knew what the truth really was? Either way, with each new generation of Larsons the operation had gotten smaller, and each successor had lived just a little longer. The business was so small now that Emil could handle the whole operation by himself, which was a good thing, since he had no successors to hand it down to. Hell, he might just have to live forever to keep the old farm going. Otherwise, how would the hundred or so folks who still bought their turkeys from Larson’s Farm ever get their Thanksgiving meals on the table?
Emil chuckled. He might not live forever, but at seventy five, he still had a lot of life left in him, just like the old hunting knife he held in his hands. He was sure his great grandfather had held this knife and admired it, just the way he was doing, right before the slaughter. Why would someone stash such an heirloom up in the attic, stuffed in an old shoe box, disrespectfully wrapped in a ratty dish towel? He probably wouldn’t have found it if he hadn’t been up there looking for those old photographs for his daughter. He’d promised to mail her some in time for Christmas – something about a scrapbook of some sort. He’d thought it best to get them to her before the holiday rush. Mail to Germany took long enough as it was. The old shoebox had been stashed behind a trunk filled with his dead wife’s clothes, and he was sure it contained the photos his daughter had asked about. But when he’d unwrapped the dish rag bundle, the knife plopped into his lap. There had been a note with it, too, wrinkled and yellowed with time.