Hollywood Hills
Aimee Friedman
For Martha Kelehan and Patrick Johnson, who make a girl feel at home on any coast.
Ain’t it a shame that all the world
can’t enjoy your mad traditions.
—
Rufus Wainwright, “California”
CHAPTER THREE Go West, Young Man
CHAPTER FOUR Starry-Eyed Surprise
The Invitation
Gail Wilson-St. Laurent-Feldman,
Head Buyer at Henri Bendel,
Cordially invites you to a party in honor of Paz Ferrara,
A sparkling new talent in the high fashion world.
To be held at Ms. Wilson-St. Laurent-Feldman’s home,
10 Charles Street, Apartment 1A, New York City
Monday, June 15, 8
P
.
M
.
Stilettos optional.
Her ocean-blue eyes dancing with mischief, Alexandria St. Laurent accepted a cocktail napkin and a pen from Brian or Benjamin or whatever his name was. She knelt carefully in her white, wooden-heeled Tod’s pumps, set the napkin on her mother’s antique coffee table,
and, her long, flaxen hair rippling over one shoulder, promptly scrawled out a fake phone number.
“Thanks, Alexa,” Bennett or Barry gushed as Alexa stood up, adjusting the tulle hem of her peach-colored skirt. “I can’t believe I lost my cell today.” His beady brown eyes twinkled hopefully as he fiddled with his silk necktie. It was printed with tiny question marks, which gave Alexa a headache if she stared at them for too long. “But I’m glad I found
you
here.”
“Well,” Alexa murmured, her glossed lips curling up in a wry smile. The grand living room, its tall windows thrown open to offer a glittering view of the Empire State Building, was teeming with black-clad, diamond-studded guests. And, out of everyone, this winner—the son of some senator, or so he said—had skulked up to Alexa while her friends were off getting drinks. “My mother invited me, so I wouldn’t miss it.”
On cue, Alexa heard her frosty-blonde, oft-married mother give a high-pitched laugh from across the room.
Ugh.
In all-too-typical fashion, Mommie Dearest had actually
mailed
Alexa the friggin’ invitation instead of picking up the phone, like any other parent with a functioning heart would have done. Alexa hadn’t even planned to show tonight, but she’d felt so carefree after handing in her AP Biology final that morning—-her very last exam as a high school senior—that she’d decided
some
sort of celebrating was in order. After all,
her graduation from New Jersey’s Oakridge High School was less than a week away—that coming Sunday, to be exact. At the thought, Alexa felt a rush of excitement that had nothing to do with the boy in front of her.
“One saketini for the mademoiselle!”
Finally!
Alexa glanced over Bartholomew’s shoulder with a grateful grin. Her on-again-off-again (currently on-again) best friend in the world, Holly Jacobson, was making her way across the room in her gold-beaded ballet flats, holding up two martini glasses filled with berry-colored liquid. Holly’s boyfriend of over a year, Tyler Davis, trailed behind her, munching off of a cheese plate.
Alexa gave a silent prayer of thanks that she’d had the foresight to bring Holly and Tyler along tonight—though inviting Holly had been pretty much a no-brainer. Alexa and Holly had met in the second grade, right after Alexa had moved to New Jersey from her native Paris. After eleven years of whispered secrets, swapped lip liners, vicious fights, stolen crushes, and drama-filled trips to South Beach and Paris, the girls’ friendship was stronger than ever. And no matter what, it seemed Holly was always there to rescue Alexa whenever Alexa needed her most.
Like right now.
“I’m really sorry, but my friends are waiting for me,” Alexa swiftly told Boris, who offered a meek “I’ll
call you?” as Alexa hurried off into the buzzing crowd.
“You’re a lifesaver,” Alexa whispered, kissing Holly’s freckled cheek. She took the saketini from her friend’s hand, and snatched a sliver of Gouda off Tyler’s plate. “That guy was hitting on me so hard he was practically breaking a sweat.”
“Which guy?” Tyler inquired, his mouth full.
“You mean Bryce Thompson?” Holly asked, squinting her gray-green eyes in the direction of the boy Alexa had abandoned, and giving him a friendly wave. “But he’s so nice! I chatted with him when we first got here. Did you know his dad’s a senator?”
“
Bryce
—that’s it,” Alexa said, snapping her manicured fingers. She fought the urge to roll her eyes; only naïve, wouldn’t-hurt-a-fly Holly Jacobson would fall for that senator line
and
bother to remember his name. Alexa had to love the girl for it, though.
“Hol, were you flirting behind my back?” Tyler teased, sliding one toned arm around Holly’s waist and kissing the top of her head. Holly laughed, turning to peck Tyler on the lips, and Alexa sipped at her sour-sweet saketini in order to avoid gagging. Sure, she was happy that boy-shy Holly had snagged herself tall, golden-haired lacrosse star Tyler Davis as a boyfriend. Alexa had even moved past the weirdness she’d once felt about the relationship (back in ancient-
history-junior-year,
she
had dated Tyler). No. It was just that Alexa had been breezily, brazenly single for the past three months—and, like any single girl worth her salt, disdained the kind of googly-eyed affection Holly and Tyler were always displaying.
Alexa couldn’t even remember the last time she’d kissed a boy—okay, maybe she could, but he’d been this total French slimeball, so good riddance to that. Bryce Thompson was far from the first guy Alexa had given a faux phone number to; since declaring herself seriously single in March, she’d had offers from plenty of suitors, but had rejected them all. In May, she’d even gone to the prom alone, giving other girls’ dates whiplash as she sauntered through the hotel ballroom in her backless black dress. And she looked forward to starting Columbia in the fall with zero romantic ties—very much unlike Holly and Tyler, who would doubtless be
the
athletic It Couple at Rutgers come September.
“Anyway, what took you guys so long?” Alexa asked, placing a hand on her slim hip, and effectively putting an end to the cuddle session.
“It was my fault,” Holly giggled, removing her freckly arms from around Tyler’s neck, and turning back to Alexa. “I stopped to check out those disgustingly adorable baby pictures of you.” Holly gestured toward the marble mantel, where a row of silver-framed photos
featuring Alexa as a deceptively angelic blonde child were displayed.
“Oh, please,” Alexa snorted, shaking her head. “My loving mom only trotted out the photos tonight to appear, you know, less evil than usual—” Alexa’s stomach sank as she noticed Holly’s face blanch. “She’s right behind me, isn’t she?” Alexa whispered.
“Um,” Holly said, tightening her grip on her saketini glass as Tyler began to anxiously brush back his hair. “Good evening, Mrs. St. Laurent, I mean, Feldman, I—”
“Holly, honey, I’ve been begging you for the past eleven years to call me Gail,” Alexa’s mom drawled in her throaty voice, walking around Alexa to plant effusive kisses on the air near Holly’s cheeks. “Besides, I’m getting too old to drag all those names behind me like a dead weight.
Hello
, Travis,” she added, fluttering her false lashes in Tyler’s direction. He colored but didn’t correct her; as Alexa remembered it, Tyler had always been intimidated by her mother. It was kind of hard
not
to be. Even Alexa stiffened in her heavily perfumed presence.
“Alexandria,” Gail intoned, running a hand over her sleek blonde bun and straightening the lapels of her silk pantsuit. Each time she moved, the chunky black pearls around her neck clunked together, and Alexa felt her teeth clench at the familiar sound. “I
know you are
extremely
busy tearing me to shreds, but I wanted to know if you’ve had a chance to meet Paz.”
“Yes, Mother,” Alexa managed through her teeth. “You introduced me to her the minute I walked in, remember?” It was true; while Tyler was parking the car and Bryce Thompson was accosting Holly, Gail had shepherded Alexa over to Paz Ferrara, the petite, raven-haired designer of edgy/sexy bridal gowns who was known for her cutting remarks on
Project Runway.
Even in her broken English, the Portuguese-born Paz had come off as coolly dismissive, and, upon learning that Alexa wouldn’t be needing a wedding dress anytime soon, stalked off in her thigh-high leather boots to chat up Michael Kors.
“Well, excuse me for forgetting,” Gail replied, taking a hearty sip of her gin and tonic, which was clearly one of the many factors in her forgetfulness. Truth be told, Alexa was fully expecting her mother to conveniently “forget” her graduation on Sunday. At least her laid-back French dad, with whom Alexa lived, could be counted on to show up.
Gail cast her eyes over a silent Alexa, Holly, and Tyler, and cleared her throat. “So,” she said, rattling the ice cubes in her glass. Alexa smiled; it was obvious her mom was groping about for something, well, motherly to say. “What are everyone’s plans for the summer?” she finally asked, looking proud of herself.
“I know Alexa will be interning at the fashion department of
Vogue…
”
“The
photography
department, Mother,” Alexa put in sharply. As deep as Alexa’s love for fashion ran, taking pictures was her true passion, and she couldn’t stand it when her mother conveniently chose to ignore that fact.
“Oh, yes, that’s right,” Gail sighed, shaking her head. “You and your camera.”
Despite her annoyance toward her mother, Alexa felt a shiver of anticipation. She planned to spend this week before graduation getting lazy pedicures, but on June 23, she’d move into Columbia student housing in the city and start work at her favorite magazine. Best of all, Alexa had gotten the plum job all on her own,
without
her mother’s fashionable connections. Though it certainly hadn’t hurt when she’d mentioned Gail’s name during the interview.
“I’ll, uh, be a counselor at a sports camp up in the Berkshires,” Holly was saying in her soft, stiff, I’m-speaking-to-a-parent-voice. Tyler, also eternally prim and proper, reported that he’d be coaching the junior lacrosse team in Oakridge. Then, resting a hand on Holly’s shoulder and flashing his toothy grin, he added, “And tomorrow we’re heading off to the Adirondacks on a weeklong camping trip with the Jacobsons.”
Holly’s mouth twisted ever so slightly, and because Alexa knew Holly as well as she did, she understood her friend was nearing the intersection of Pissed and Annoyed. “Baby,” Holly told Tyler, clearly trying to keep her tone neutral. “I thought we’d decided—”
“Camping. How nice,” Gail replied, her upper lip curling, and Alexa met her mother’s gaze in a rare moment of understanding. One of the few points mother and daughter agreed on (besides the fact that Keds, no matter what people said, were never coming back in style) was that tents, insects, and sleeping outdoors were gross. “Oh, look,” Gail added, waving at someone in the distance. “I think I see Heidi. As in, Klum. ’Ta for now.” With that, she marched off, pearls clanking loudly.
Alexa scowled at her mother’s retreating figure, then turned back to Holly and Tyler, who were now in the middle of a quasi-fight. “But the other night you said you’d think about it,” Tyler was murmuring to Holly, his brow knit. Holly was facing him, her shiny-straight, light-brown hair sweeping her shoulders as she shook her head back and forth. Alexa got the distinct impression that she was spying on a scene she wasn’t meant to witness.
“Tyler, the last thing I want to do on my
one
free week is help my dad and brother, like, build a fire in
the middle of nowhere,” Holly hissed, now having trouble keeping her voice level. “Don’t we spend enough time with my parents?”
Score one for Jacobson
, Alexa thought, finishing off her saketini. She almost wanted to jump into the fray and back Holly up, but she thought the better of it. This was clearly Couple Time. “Listen, guys,” she cut in. “I’ll let you finish up your lovers’ spat without me.” Before either of them could protest, Alexa gave Holly’s arm a squeeze and promised to find them later.
Walking off, she could still hear their bickering.
Like an old married couple
, Alexa thought with a smile as she turned into the corridor that led out to the garden. She wouldn’t be surprised if Holly and Tyler did tie the knot one day, and had even informed Holly last week, over glasses of homemade sangria in Alexa’s backyard, that she fully expected to be the maid of honor.
“No—tell them I will
not
pose half nude with my maid of honor!”
Alexa froze, wondering if she’d heard right. She was pushing open the screen door to her mother’s back garden—a place that was tucked away behind twisty-turny hallways, and which Gail kept off-limits to party guests. Alexa peered outside; enormous tea roses twined around a tall fence, and white patio chairs were grouped around a burbling stone fountain. A tall,
lithe girl with super-short, purple-streaked black hair sat in one of the chairs with her back to Alexa. She was clad in a strapless burgundy tunic over cropped fishnet leggings and pink patent-leather pumps. A fuchsia Helio Kickflip was pressed to her ear.
“I don’t care if they’re going to make it
classy
,” the girl was saying, one hand toying with the long rope of metallic pink beads around her neck. Her low, throaty voice sounded incredibly familiar, but Alexa couldn’t place it. “
Maxim
is never classy.
Vanity Fair
, I’d do in, like, a second, but never that sleazy frat-boy bible—”
Alexa hadn’t even realized she was giggling until the girl spun around, her kohl-lined eyes narrowed in suspicion. In that heart-dropping instant, Alexa realized who she was, and her mouth fell open.
It was Margaux Eklundstrom, indie-movie princess. Just last week, Alexa and Holly had seen Margaux in the artsy black-and-white film
Grit and Gravel
, and yesterday, Alexa had read a posting on the website thesuperficial.com about the actress’s upcoming zillion-dollar wedding to a hotshot young screenwriter.
Margaux was also the big sister of Jonah Eklundstrom, the impossibly dreamy, blue-eyed young actor who’d won an Oscar for playing a gay boxer—but was
totally
straight in real life. hollywood’s favorite siblings! the headline in Alexa’s latest
Us Weekly
blared, and Alexa had admired the photos of a sassily dressed Margaux
stalking the red carpet and of a shirtless Jonah jogging at LA’s Runyon Canyon. Yes, Alexa’s mother had connections to celebrity designers and models, but what was someone like
Margaux Eklundstrom
doing at her party?
