Hollywood Secrets (36 page)

“
And America’s favorite blonde teeny bopper?”

“
Yes?”

“
Now a readhead.”

Bingo. “I don’t suppose you got any pictures of her?”

He looked offended. “I don’t suppose I did! What do you think I am, some sort of gossip?”

Heaven forbid.

“
But,” he said.

“
But?”

“
Fernando did take a snapshot for his wall of fame.”

Double bingo.

“
I’ll throw in Adam’s home address if you get me a copy.”

Marco squealed like a second grader. “Done!”

Then he scuttled off to find the picture in question.

I exited his “office” and sat down in the all white lobby to wait. While I did, I browsed through Fernando’s magazine selection. Three out of four had Chester Barker’s picture plastered on the front.

God, I wanted that story.

And not just because Tina had it, though, I’ll admit, after the way she’d gloated this afternoon, the thought of besting her did give me warm fuzzies. But Barker’s death was the kind of serious story that serious journalists covered.
L.A. Times
serious, even. If I had that kind of story under my belt maybe I wouldn’t be automatically relegated to the fluff pages.

I grabbed the magazine on top, this week’s
People
, and began flipping through their take on Barker’s death, complete with lots of glossy photos. I was about a page and a half in when the glass front doors beside me opened and a tall woman walked in. She had blonde hair, pulled back in a ponytail, and was dressed in black, form-fitting yoga pants, a tight little T-shirt, and a ball cap pulled down low over her face. A black ball cap. With a red, squiggly snake on the brim.

No. Way.

I blinked back surprise as I watched her cross the salon and greet one of the stylists, who quickly ushered her into a room in the back.

I jumped up from the sofa to follow her, just as Marco re-emerged from the back with a framed photo of Pippi Mississippi in hand.

“
Okay, here’s your picky! Just do not under any circumstance reveal where you got it, because if Fernando found out-“

I grabbed him by the shoulders mid sentence. “The woman that just came in here. In the ballcap. Do you know who she is?”

“
Ay, easy on the shirt, chica. It’s an Armani.”

My grasp tightened. “The woman, Marco. It’s important.”

“
Okay, okay. Geeze, girl. It’s Dana Hendersen.”

I gave him a blank look. “Who?”

“
You know, from that HBO series,
Lady Justice
? She plays the porn lawyer.”

“
Riiiiiight…” I knew the show. It was this season’s naughty breakout hit about a mild-mannered woman who inadvertently became the go-to-attorney for porn stars. Lots of stars, lots of scandal, very little clothing. A no-brainer to top the ratings.

“
Listen, I have to talk to her,” I told Marco, still grasping his shoulders.

He shook his head. “No can do, honey. She’s an exclusive client. Photos are one thing, but I cannot have a tabloid reporter conducting interviews in here. Unless you’re her bikini waxer, there is no way you are getting into that room.”

I wrinkled my nose. I looked from Marco to the closed door.

“
Fine,” I said. “Look, email me a copy of Pippi’s photo, and I’ll send back the deets on Adam’s party tonight, cool?”

Marco looked immeasurably relieved. “That I can do.”

“
Thanks,” I said, then turned to go. I slipped out the glass doors, watching over my shoulder as Marco took the photo out of its frame and to his desk, fussed a little with his scanner, then popped the photo back into its frame. A minute later he picked it up and headed back to the back of the salon to re-hang it.

The second his back was turned, I pushed through the front doors again and half walked, half jogged past the cut and color stations to the storeroom Marco had used as his “office”. Once inside I grabbed a white coat from the shelf. I slipped it on, then peeked out of the door. Marco was back at the reception desk, his back to me. I quickly slipped out of the storeroom then crossed the three big steps to the waxing room Dana occupied. I opened the door and slipped inside, shutting it behind me with a soft click.

The blonde lay on a table in the center of the sterile room, a white sheet covering her body. Her eyes were closed, a tiny lavender scented pillow draped across them. On a chair beside her sat her yoga clothes, and on top of them the ball cap. No doubt about it, it was the same one the shadowy figure outside Barker’s had been seen wearing.

Maybe my luck today was turning.

Standing over Dana was a woman wearing a coat identical to mine and an expression that said she clearly had not expected to be interrupted.

“
May I help you?” she asked in a voice that clearly said, “What the hell are you doing in my waxing room?”

“
Uh… yes,” I said, clearing my throat. “I’m… here to wax Dana.”

She raised an eyebrow my way. “
You
are?”

“
Fernando asked that I take this one. As a personal favor.”

She frowned, biting the corner of her lip. “Okay. I guess,” she said. Then handed me a tub of gooey stuff that smelled like more lavender.

“
She’s all yours,” she said, walking out.

I looked down at the prone actress laying perfectly still on the table. I wondered if she was asleep or just going into a zen like state in anticipation of the wax to come.

I looked down at the tub in my hands. I stirred it with the wooden stick. Not to get into TMI territory, but I’ve never been a huge fan of waxing. Mostly because I’m not a huge fan of pain. Just once I’d been suckered into it. I’d been up late, watching infomercials, and some Australian woman came on touting a no-pain waxing kit. I’d ordered one (Hey, they were not sold in stores and they threw in a second kit absolutely free!), and as soon as it arrived in the mail (just four to six weeks later), I’d smothered my legs in the patented wax formula, then applied the reusable organic cotton strips and let ‘er rip.

I howled louder than my neighbors cat in heat. No pain my ass! My legs had been covered in red stripes for a week. I’d been a strictly Nair gal since then.

“
I have to be on set in an hour,” the woman beneath the sheet said, jarring me from my painful memory. “So, not to rush you, but…” she said, trailing off.”

“
Right. Sure.”

I looked down at the items the white coated woman had set out on the side table. A pile of little white cotton strips and a bottle of essential oils. Okay, sure. Easy. What was there to it but wax on, wax off, right?

I stirred the lavender scented wax again as I lifted the sheet to reveal my starlet au natural.

I scooped a bit of the wax with my wooden stick, then slapped it on her inner thigh.

“
So,” I said, smoothing out the warm glob. “You are awesome on
Lady Justice
.”

“
Thanks,” she said, eyes still closed behind her relaxation pillow. “It’s a great show to work on. The writers are awesome.”

“
Yeah. I can tell.” I laid a white cotton strip down on the wax glob. I gritted my teeth and pulled.

“
Ouch! Oh mama, that hurts!”

I winced. “Sorry.” Though I noticed fine hairs on the strip I’d pulled away. Okay, so far so good.

I laid down another glob of wax next to the bare spot, moving inward.

“
I guess you must meet a lot of interesting people on the show?”

“
Sure,” she agreed. “A lot of porn stars come guest for us. Though, I wish they didn’t show quite so much skin. Makes it hard for people to take me seriously as an actress- holy mother of God!”

Dana jumped on the table as I ripped another strip off.

“
Sorry,” I mumbled again, watching her skin redden. On the up side, it was smooth as a baby’s butt.

“
That’s okay,” Dana gritted through her teeth. “No pain, no bikini, right?’

“
Right.” I laid down another glob just that much farther inward.

“
So, speaking of interesting people… did Chester Barker work on your show?”

“
Barker?”

“
Yeah. The producer?”

“
Oh, right. The dead guy.” She paused a moment. “Not that I know of. Why?”

“
Oh, no reason. I just wondered if you knew him. Or had ever visited his house,” I said, watching her expression closely. (Well, as closely as I could with half her face obscured under lavender scented bliss.)

She shrugged under the sheet. “I think I might have met him once at a party or something. But, no, I’ve never seen his house.” She paused. “Why do you want to know about his place?

Actually, I could care less about his place. It was who had been there the night of his murder I was interested in. “Oh, no reason,” I lied. “I just heard it was a spectacular home, that’s all.”

“
Oh. Well, I wouldn’t know.”

Bummer.

I mentally recalculated my tactic as I laid down another cotton strip and pulled.

“
Hot damn!” Dana’s right foot jumped in the air, narrowly avoiding the tub of wax in my hands. “You sure you know what you’re doing? Olga’s waxes never hurt quite this much.”

“
Sorry,” I said on autopilot. “Hey, you know, that was a great hat you were wearing when you came in,” I said, gesturing the ballcap on the chair.

“
What? Oh, right. Yeah, thanks.”

“
It looks very unique. I’ve never seen that design before.” I laid another glob of wax down, this one ensuring she could go Brazilian.

“
Actually,” Dana responded, “they handed those hats out to everyone on the
Lady Justice
set at the beginning of the season.”

“
Oh.” I felt my spirits sink, my chance at hopping on the Barker train slipping through my fingers. “Everyone got one?”

She nodded. “Yep. Everyone on set that day. All the cast, crew, producers, everyone.”

Great. What was that, like two hundred people? So much for narrowing my suspect down.

“
Oh, hey! You know what?”

“
What?” I asked, laying down the next cotton strip.

“
You were asking about Barker’s place earlier, right?’

“
Yes?”

“
Well, one of the execs who works on our show might know more about what his home was like. He’s Barker’s business partner. Or, was, I guess.”

Bingo.

“
Barker’s partner worked on
Lady Justice
?” I confirmed.

“
Yep. He was on set all season.”

“
So, he would own one of these ballcaps, too?”

“
Um, I guess so.”

“
What’s his name?”

“
Alec Davies.”

What did you want to bet that the shadowy figure outside Barker’s was Alec Davies?

“
Fabulous. Thanks!” I said.

Then I ripped the last white strip off.

In hindsight, maybe my excitement at having a real lead made me a little too vigorous.

“
Sonofa-“ Dana lifted off the table, her right foot kicking in the air, connecting squarely with the tub of wax in my hand. Which tipped over, spilling white, sticky stuff.

All over me.

I looked down. My pink blouse and skirt were completely covered in wax, not to mention my hands, legs, and cleavage area.

Dana pulled the lavender pillow off her eyes. “Oh, wow. Sorry.” She frowned. “Maybe next time I should just ask for Olga.”

Ya’ think?

“
I’ll go get her now,” I promised, feeling the wax set up as I slipped out the door.

I looked down at my watch. Twenty minutes until the
Informer
edition closed for the day. If I sped, there was a slim chance I could make it to the office
before we went to print.

I ripped off the white coat (taking a few waxed arm hairs with it) and took my sticky self back out through the lobby.

“
Allie?” Marco looked up, a wrinkle of confusion on his forehead. “What are you doing here again?”

Oops. I’d forgotten about him.

“
Uh. Hi. I, uh, forgot something in the back…” I said, trailing off. I ducked my head down to cover my terribly delivered lie and made for the front doors.

Unfortunately, with my head ducked in shame, I failed to see the edge of Marco’s desk, bumping into it. Which jostled the sign he’d been making. And the bottle of glitter. Dumping the entire thing down the front of me.

Glitter stuck to the semi-hardened wax, turning me into a kindergartener’s project. Or a Brittany Spears costume.

“
Oh, honey,” Marco said, a smirk playing at the corner of his mouth. “Look at you sparkle, girl!”

I closed my eyes, thought a really bad word, then plowed my sparkly self out through the doors.