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That night we slept in the Choctaw youth room, on the beanbag chairs.

 

T
he next morning, Brother Norman offered to drive us home. We piled into his car and headed toward Harmony. Brother Norman drove. I sat behind him,
staring at his thinning hair through Oklahoma and into Missouri. He talked about the Choctaws and how much he loved being where he was.

“I'm the most blessed man you'll ever meet,” he told us.

We rolled into St. Louis. I looked to my left and saw the stadium where we'd been two days before.

I was struck with a happy thought.

“Now that people know we went to the game, we'll be able to talk about seeing Mark McGwire hit his home run,” I said.

Dale and Harvey brightened.

We crossed the Mississippi River and started into Illinois. I contemplated Brother Norman's neck. It looked like a road map. Thin, wrinkled roads running all directions. His shirt collar, frayed and worn. Years ago we'd sent him to the Choctaws, presuming he had nothing to offer us. But what he had to offer was what we needed most of all—simple faith. We didn't know that, though, and sent him away.

We pulled into Harmony as night was falling. My wife and boys were sitting on the front porch, waiting for me.

My wife wasn't mad anymore.

“What was it like?” she asked.

I recounted my trip, telling them about Mark McGwire and Brother Norman.

Then we fell quiet, listening to the crickets.

After a time, my wife took our boys upstairs to brush their teeth and to tuck them in bed. I stayed on the porch, thinking. Thinking how we're so busy cheering the Mark McGwires, we overlook the Brother
Normans. This steady man who looks to the Good Shepherd. Follows Him right down the road in his bright red bus. Never straying, always praying. Impacting the world! Visioning his objectives! Imaging his destiny!

Never hitting a home run, but every day advancing the runners.

W
hen I was growing up, the kids in town pedaled their bicycles or walked to school, which they still do. The kids in the country ride one of the fourteen school buses, all of which are driven by members of the Lefter family, who cornered the Harmony bus-driving market before I was born and have been at it ever since.

Morey Lefter, who was the kingpin of the Lefter bus cartel, began driving in 1949 and drove for forty-six years. In 1989, Bob Miles Jr. took Morey's picture for the
Herald
to commemorate his driving one million nearly accident-free miles. The only blemish on his record happened in 1974 when Morey backed into Fern Hampton's brand-new Lincoln Town Car, which was parked in the teachers' parking lot.

We did not hold that against Morey. It was the consensus of the town that Morey was simply the vehicle for God's judgment. It bothered us to see a civil servant driving a luxury car, and we thought Morey was sim
ply being prophetic. Shortly afterward, Fern traded in the Lincoln Town Car for a Chevrolet Impala, and after a few years the Lincoln was forgotten by most of us, though some still hold it against her. Every now and then someone at Harmony Friends Meeting stands in the silence and talks about the beauty of simplicity and laments how simplicity is a dying tradition. Then they turn and frown at Fern, even though the Lincoln was twenty-five years ago and she's driven Chevys ever since.

Fern Hampton was my first-grade teacher. It is the Quaker custom to avoid the use of titles such as Mr. or Mrs. or Doctor or Reverend among our membership. We believe that all are equal at the foot of the cross. Titles confer an honor that belongs solely to the Lord. That is what my mother taught me. So when I was a small child, Fern Hampton was introduced to me as Fern Hampton and that is what I called her.

I would sit in the fifth pew and turn around during the greeting time and say, “Hello, Fern Hampton,” and offer my hand. She would reply, “Good morning, Sam Gardner,” and shake my hand.

Then I went to first grade and she was my teacher. I walked into her classroom the first day of school and said, “Hello, Fern Hampton,” just like I did at meeting.

She looked up from her desk and said, “While we are at school, you are to address me as Mrs. Hampton.”

That's when I knew she wasn't a true Quaker, that she left her Quaker principles at the door of the meetinghouse. The Lincoln Town Car only confirmed my suspicions. So when Morey Lefter backed into her Town Car and broke off the hood ornament, I reasoned
that it was not unlike the Old Testament prophets tearing down false idols and I quietly rejoiced.

I remember what my mother had taught me, that the Lord lifts up the lowly and casts down the haughty. I was only in the first grade and had already witnessed the sure justice of the Almighty.

 

I
believed that calling Fern Hampton “Mrs. Hampton” was a test from the Lord, and that holy obedience required me to call her “Fern Hampton” no matter what she said. So I called her “Fern Hampton,” only to find myself face to face with the principal, who rewarded my faith with a paddling. I bent over and grabbed my ankles and thought of Jesus on the cross, suffering for Truth, and I felt a proud thrill. One, two, three whacks, all of them hard, and I didn't even cry. Instead, I felt honored to suffer for the One True Faith.

Not only had Fern Hampton violated the Quaker standards of equality and simplicity, she had subjected me, a fellow member of the One True Faith, to persecution. My father was an elder in the meeting. I went home and reported Fern Hampton to him, and he violated the Quaker stand on nonviolence by giving me a paddling too.

I was surrounded by backsliders.

Now I am Fern Hampton's pastor and have forgiven her, though I'm still suspicious of her. Underneath her plain, gray dress lurks a woman longing to wear red and drive a Town Car. I take what she says with a grain of salt, knowing the compromises she's made. It's like
Dale Hinshaw said back in 1974: “We'll have to keep an eye on that one. She could be trouble.”

Now Fern Hampton is retired and devotes her considerable energies to the Friendly Women's Circle quilt project and Brother Norman's shoe ministry to the Choctaw Indians. But it might be a trick to lull us into complacency. Once you've dined at sin's table, it is a strong temptation to go back for seconds. So we're watching her closely.

 

S
chool in our town begins the first Tuesday after Labor Day, which is the way it has always been and always will be, change being something we don't take to here. Which is why most of the kids who grow up in our town can't move away fast enough. Then they turn forty and are tired of progress and want to come back. They wake up one day and it occurs to them that the television remote control is smarter than they are, and they find themselves pulled toward home, toward their own kind, where brilliance and progress are suspect.

I was walking my son Levi to school the day after Labor Day. It was his first day of first grade. He was carrying a cigar box with his school supplies: three pink erasers, six Laddie pencils—sharpened—eight crayons, one pair of safety scissors, two bottles of glue, and a ruler. He had his lunch money in his right pocket and his computer fee money in his left pocket.

The computer fee was a new development and not without controversy. The school board had deliberated for five years about whether to train kids to use the computer. The leading opponent of computers was
Dale Hinshaw, who is the leading opponent of 'most everything new in Harmony. He'd read tabloid stories of kids hacking into the Pentagon computers and starting wars. He knew this for a fact because he'd read it.

He stood up at a school board meeting and said, “It happened with the Gulf War in 1990. That wasn't Saddam Hussein who started that war. That's just the government version. The real truth is that a kid in New Jersey triggered the whole thing on his computer. How you can even think of bringing computers in the schools is beyond me.”

But it wasn't beyond the school board, who bought the computers anyway. Now Dale is thinking of running for the school board on a no-computer, no-progress platform. He believes the current school board is riddled with government informants whose plan is to create a One World Order starting with the Harmony schools.

I walked my son to the front door and into the school. Down the hall, past the principal's office to his classroom, which was right across from the gymnasium. I remembered playing dodgeball in the same gymnasium in the sixth grade on days it rained. I remember the football players throwing the ball so hard it imprinted my body on the wall. I remember them laughing. I was turning my son loose into this hard world.

I introduced Levi to his teacher, Mrs. Hester, who is Baptist and uses titles. Her name was written on the chalkboard:
Mrs
.
Hester
.

I shook her hand and said, “Hello, Mrs. Hester. This is my son Levi. He's in your class this year.”

Mrs. Hester took him by the hand and showed him his desk. Second row on the left, third seat from the front.

This, then, was the moment of his growing up. I wanted to kiss him and rub his burry head. Wanted him to be two days old again and coming home from the hospital. He was scared. All the kids were. Sitting in their chairs, verging on tears.

I walked toward the door, then turned and looked back. He was watching me. His baby teeth were gone. My toothless son. He looked like Gabby Hayes sitting there. Like a little old man on his first day at the nursing home. Brave on the outside, wobbling on the inside.

“I'm fine. I'll be fine. You go on home. Don't worry, I'll be fine.”

We learn that in first grade.

I stepped into the hallway and watched him, unobserved, through the window on the door. Watched him open his cigar box and line up his Laddie pencils in the pencil tray. Watched him fold his hands and place them on the desk. Instinct. We smell chalk dust and something inside us says, “Fold your hands and look forward.” We just know to do it.

 

M
y wife could scarcely bear the first tearing of this mother-child strand. She stayed home and cried. I did my grieving alone, in the fifth pew. I was thinking how this was it, this was the Going Away. Twelve years from now he'll leave for college. Then he'll sit across the kitchen table and talk about a job six states
away. We'll move his things in a U-Haul. We'll talk on the phone every Sunday night. Begging him to come for a visit, without making it sound like begging. Giving him room. Trying not to let the hurt show when his plans don't include coming home.

“No, son, don't you worry about Christmas. Don't give it a thought. Your mother and I understand. We know you're busy. You know we'll be thinking of you. Let's shoot for next summer. Don't forget we love you.”

Putting a brave face on things. We learn that in first grade.

I went to fetch him at two-thirty. Waited outside the school, on the sidewalk, in front of the buses. Saw him skipping out the building toward me. I rubbed his burry head, laid my hand on his shoulder, and felt his skinny bones.

“Hey, little man, how was your first day of school?”

“Neat. But if you're bad, you get your name written on the chalkboard,” he told me.

“Back when I was little, they used to give paddlings,” I told him.

“Did you ever get paddled?” he asked.

“One time,” I told him. “It was for my religion. Faith is not always an easy thing. Try to remember that.”

My hand dangled at my side. He reached up to hold it. Automatic, without thinking. Hold Daddy's hand. I wondered when that would end, when the day would come that my hand would hang empty.

We were walking past the Coffee Cup. I asked him if he was thirsty. Of course. Always thirsty.

We sat in a booth and shared a Coke. A rare treat.

“Let's not tell your mother about the Coke,” I suggested. “It can be our secret.”

 

O
ne day I'll grow old and need a nursing home. My son will take me. He'll wheel me through the doors to my room. He'll take me by the hand and bend over my form and speak into my wizened ear, “Hey, Dad, remember when I was little and you'd walk me home from school and we'd stop at the Coffee Cup for a Coke?”

I'll squeeze his hand.

Oh, yes, I remember. I'll never forget. Never forget the day you were born. Never forget your burry head. Never forget you lining up your pencils and being brave. Never forget you folding your hands and looking forward. Never forget you taking my hand. Never forget hauling your things six states away.

He'll rise to leave. “I'll be back soon, Dad. I promise. Will you be all right?”

“I'm fine,” I'll tell him. “I'll be fine. You go on home. Don't worry, I'll be fine.”

Putting on a brave face.

We learn that in first grade.

A
s far back as I can remember, the Harmony Corn and Sausage Days have been held the second week of September on the town square. The week before, men from the Optimist's Club hang the Corn and Sausage Days banner across Main Street and the Chamber of Commerce selects the Sausage Queen, who gets to ride down Main Street in Harvey Muldock's 1951 Plymouth Cranbrook convertible, right behind the Shriners and just in front of the Odd Fellows Lodge.

The highlight of Corn and Sausage Days is the Chicken Noodle Dinner put on by the Friendly Women's Circle and held in the meetinghouse basement. Their motto is “Meeting All Your Noodle Needs Since 1964.” The Chicken Noodle Dinner is
the
event of the year for the Circle and they take it seriously—and don't you forget it. If you are elected to the presidency of the Friendly Women's Circle, you had better be able to pull off the Chicken Noodle Dinner or impeachment proceedings will commence.

I remember, as a child, going with my mother to the meetinghouse every Tuesday morning while she and the Friendly Women made the noodles. Their faces smudged with flour, wisps of hair hanging down. It was my job to cut the noodles. The ladies would roll the dough flat on the countertop, and I would run the noodle cutter over the dough. My mother would caution me to pay attention and cut straight. The ladies would divide the noodles and hang them on a noodle rack to dry overnight, then the next morning bag them up and store them in the freezer in the meetinghouse basement.

The freezer was bought in 1964, the first year the Friendly Women's Circle put on the Chicken Noodle Dinner. They cleared two hundred dollars and spent it on a Crosley Shelvador freezer, which is still lumbering along, down in the basement underneath the stairs. We can hear it on Sunday morning when we're waiting in the silence for the Lord to speak. We can hear the
tick, tick, tick
of the Regulator clock and the
hummm
of the Crosley freezer. We sit in the pews and think of those noodles and Corn and Sausage Days. Harvey Muldock thinks of his convertible. The teenage boys dream of the Sausage Queen. Then we go home at eleven-thirty, whether the Lord has spoken or not.

 

W
hen I was growing up, we would walk from Sunday meeting down the sidewalk to my grandparents' home and eat fried chicken and green beans from their garden. Mashed potatoes and corn on the
cob. Afterwards, if it was summer, we would sit on the front porch and make ice cream and visit, or maybe take a nap. Sometimes Harvey Muldock, who lived across the street, would swing open his garage doors, back his 1951 convertible out of the garage, and take us for rides in the country.

Now my grandparents are gone, and the torch has been passed to my parents. We were at my parents' house eating Sunday dinner when my mother mentioned how one of the cabinet doors in the meetinghouse kitchen had worked loose from the hinge and needed fixing. This was the week before the Chicken Noodle Dinner. My mother was in charge and wanted everything shipshape, right down to the cabinet doors. The ladies roll into the kitchen on Friday morning and do a shakedown cruise to check all the systems. By that time the Crosley is full with the year's effort. Chicken on one side, noodles on the other.

These are not ordinary chickens. These are Rhode Island Reds, straight from Asa Peacock's farm. Asa himself drove to the hatchery in early May and handfed those chickens all through the summer. He put a television set in the chicken coop, so the chickens would sit around and watch TV and get fat. Asa's wife, Jessie, dressed them out the first week of September before hauling them into town to store in the Crosley. She was putting the last of the chicken away when I went downstairs to fix the cabinet door.

“Hello, Sam,” she said. “How's your mother?”

“Getting a little nervous,” I told her. “She's been after me to fix this door.”

I set my toolbox down and looked at the door. The wood had worn away from the screw. I'd have to drill new holes and reset the hinge. I lifted my drill from the box and looked around for a plug-in. It was an old kitchen; there weren't many outlets. The closest one was behind the freezer. I unplugged the freezer, plugged in the drill, bored new holes, and reset the hinge. As I was cleaning up, the phone rang. It was my mother, calling to see if I'd fixed the door.

“We're coming in this Friday. I want everything working,” she told me.

I assured her everything was fine.

Then I carried my toolbox upstairs to my office and started working on my sermon. I had been preaching a sermon series on the Lord's Prayer, which had not gotten off to a good start. The first sermon was titled “Our Father…and Our Mother, Too.” It was my effort to talk about God's feminine, nurturing side, which the professors at seminary had told me people wanted. But they had never met these people.

Now I was up to “Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.” This was a sermon we needed. There are people in this town I don't like and don't know why, except that my father didn't like them and passed the dislike down to me, an unbroken chain of grudge and blame. Our ancestors had named this town Harmony in obedience to the apostle Paul, who encouraged the early Christians to “live in harmony with one another.” I don't think our town was what he had in mind.

Walking home from the meetinghouse, I felt won
derfully good. Fixing the cabinet door, writing my sermon.

“This is real ministry,” I thought to myself. “This is what God created me to do. This is my life's work.”

 

T
hat Friday morning I went to the meetinghouse early to bring a devotional to the Friendly Women's Circle. They were clustered in the kitchen, the freezer door was standing open. Pale pink chicken blood was dripping from the freezer shelves, running across the floor to the drain. There was a terrible odor. My mother was weeping.

My knees felt weak. I remembered unplugging the freezer to plug in my drill. Had I plugged the freezer back in? I couldn't remember. I felt sick.

I asked the ladies to step aside, to let me see behind the freezer. I stood on my tiptoes and peered at the plug-in. Oh, no. The freezer was unplugged, just as I had left it. I broke out in a prickly heat. This, then, was the end of my ministry, just as I was starting to enjoy it. What should I do?

I advised the ladies to stand back. I drew back my left hand and smacked the freezer hard, while plugging in the plug with my right hand. The freezer hummed to life.

“Must have been a short,” I told them. “This freezer's getting old. Probably time to buy a new one.”

The women were crying.

I said, “Don't be discouraged. We can make more noodles. I'll help you.”

It took all day and into the evening. I cut the noodles, just like I did when I was a little boy. My mother cautioned me to pay attention and cut straight. We separated the noodles and hung them up to dry. Noodles everywhere, strung on clotheslines across the basement and draped across the pews upstairs.

Jessie Peacock went to the Kroger, bought thirty chickens, boiled them, and picked off the meat, grieving the whole time they weren't Rhode Island Reds.

We came back on Saturday morning. The noodles were dry. We cooked them tender and stirred in the chicken. The people began lining up at the doors. They streamed through for three solid hours. The women were everywhere—pouring tea, stirring noodles, cleaning dishes, and wiping tables. By two o'clock we had served the last dinner and at five o'clock the last dish was wiped dry and the floor was mopped.

It was all people talked about the next day at church. How everyone pitched in and worked hard to overcome a crisis. My mother stood and spoke of how all things work for good for them who love the Lord. Then Jessie Peacock told how I had worked harder than anyone, and how glad she was that I was their pastor and what an example of faith I was. She had forgotten all about the chickens.

I didn't say anything. I had come to church prepared to confess. I was going to tell them I had left the freezer unplugged, but sitting there, listening to them, I decided not to. The Lord moves in mysterious ways. This had been a good thing. It had caused them to work together. It had restored their faith and renewed their
confidence. Who was I to cheapen that? So I kept quiet. For their sake.

 

T
he next day I drove to Sears in the city and bought the Friendly Women's Circle a new freezer. I bought myself a cordless drill. That Tuesday, two men delivered the new freezer, humping it down the stairs. They hauled the Crosley to the dump. The women stood around the new freezer, patting it, smiling and proud.

My mother grinned and clapped her hands. “Come on, Friendly Women, let's make those noodles.”

I'll tell them someday, but not anytime soon. Maybe when I've been here twenty-five years.

I went up to my office and began working on my new sermon, “Lead Us Not into Temptation, but Deliver Us from All Evil.”

I bowed my head to pray. “Yes, Lord, teach us this lesson. For sometimes we are too tricky for our own good. Help us to depend on You and not upon our cleverness. And Lord, if those women should ever learn the truth, protect and guard Your humble servant. Amen.”

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