Authors: Nicholas Mosley
Then, to Dr Anders, I saidââOh I know I'm quite like my parents, I like them, why shouldn't I? I'm even like my mother; who came in to see me that night and sat on the end of my bed as if she were a statue on the banks of the Nile; and onto whose shoulder I put my head and cried: and if she did not hold me quite as tightly as I would have liked then isn't this because she wants to respect people, so that it will be the wind and not herself that will carry them when it does?'
I was asked to go to a pop concert by Sally Rogers, the television personality.
When she rang up the telephone was answered by one of the secretaries in Cowley Street, and I had to talk in the hall. Mrs Washbourne came and listened to me and I had the impression of dozens of eyes watching me from behind portraits or two-way mirrors.
âThank you very much!'
âYou've got that. Time and place.'
âThank you very much!'
I thoughtâOne day I will get hold of that old man at my windpipe and I will stick him through his own throat like St George.
Sally Rogers was about ten years older than me. I thoughtâI am flattered: but isn't it true that the flatterers we so much like we also despise?
ThenâBut we still might be able to act the parts of Miss Paragon and the Belgian Schoolgirls.
The pop concert we were going to was in one of those enormous halls where people come from all around as if to witness some visitation. Word has got out that some children, or suchlike, have seen the Virgin Mary on a plain in Spain or Portugal or somewhere; and so everybody rushes to jump on the bandwagon. They beat their arms around about them in the cold; thus frightening away, and with hot dogs and trinkets, the holy spirits that might otherwise have gathered.
When we were in our seatsâSally Rogers was wearing a T-shirt and jeans and looked peculiarly like my sisterâshe took my hand and put it beneath her thigh. I thoughtâNow I can put my other hand on top of her thigh and she can put her other thigh on top of that and we can play the children's game
of slapping things one on top of the other until everything goes wild and you're banging about as if in an orgy.
The star at the pop concert was going to be Tammy Burns. Tammy Burns was a very beautiful boy rather like the boy I had been in love with at school. The point of homosexual love, I thoughtâSally Rogers was squeezing my hand beneath her thigh and was gazing at me with the tip of her tongue between her teethâis that one can do roughly what one likes; one does not have to worry too much about what is expected by the other person in the way of performance.
Sally Rogers said âExciting!'
I said âYes isn't it.'
She said âYou don't sound very excited.'
There had been a good deal of publicity about this series of concerts by Tammy Burns because he did, in fact, make some sort of appearance as the Virgin Mary. A plastic grotto had been built on the stage into which he emerged and stood almost nakedâone hand over his breast and the other over his groinâwhile laser-beams played around him like a halo. Someone (perhaps himself?) had brought a prosecution against him for blasphemy; which of course had increased the popularity of his concerts enormously.
Sally Rogers said âI've got a plan for afterwards!'
I said âOh what?'
She said âI won't tell you.'
The plastic grotto, before the concert began, was shrouded in a sort of dust sheet: as if religious symbolism had been put away in moth balls.
I thoughtâBut what of that bird that flew down between pillars; was it the bird that was first sent out of the ark?
In the first half of the concert there was a group with a xylophone and it was as if we were in the inside of an enormous bell. I thoughtâThis is the line of men with guns; the noise that shoots birds down as they come back on that shaft of sunlight.
Sally Rogers said âAfterwards we'll meet Tammy Burns!'
I said âOh will we?'
âCome on, come on, you ought to be sayingâ'
âBut I am!'
She said'âWhat is this old bitch up to, who wants to introduce me to Tammy Burns?â'
I thoughtâAh, I will like Sally Rogers.
When the second half of the programme began I could no longer hear anything that Sally Rogers said. Her mouth opened and shut and from time to time I put my ear down to it; and once she put her tongue into my ear. I thoughtâWell, this is the real thing, isn't it?
ThenâAt the Tower of Babel, after that bird had gone, wasn't it tongues that God confused so that men should not be angels?
On the stage the dust sheet had begun to glow as if a huge head were about to come through it.
I thoughtâBut what was the language that men had before Babel, that was making them like gods?
With Sally Rogers' tongue, there had been the feeling of a snake getting into the apple of the world â
The dust sheet, glowing on the stage, was like a grub about to burst into a butterfly.
I thoughtâWhat is the word for thisâImago?
Sally Rogers had taken out a pad of paper and a pencil and was writing on itâ
What would you like to do with Tammy Burns?
I took Sally Rogers' pencil and paper and I looked at it for a while. Then I tried to draw a face using her writing as a skeletonâher top words for hair, her lower words for eyes and mouth, an oval enclosing them. It came out quite like Tammy Burns.
Sally Rogers took the drawing back and stared at it. She turned it this way and that.
Then she put it between her thighs.
When Tammy Burns came on he emerged through the dust sheet like a sort of baby: there he was, almost naked, with one hand across his breast and another at his groin. (Or his grotto, I might have said?) There were a lot of lights like blood around him. He was grotesque. He was also beautiful. I do not know how to write about this. I mean, he was in some way blasphemous. We have got used to the idea that things like images of the Virgin Mary can be beautiful; that things like a parody of
the Virgin Mary can be clever or nasty but not beautiful; what we have not got used to is the idea that if we know now about these images, the power of them because they are inside us, then what better can we do perhaps than to smile at them as well as say they are beautiful? To take our projections back inside us; perhaps even teasingly; but also to love them; and for the same reasonâthat they are ours.
I wondered if I might be a bit in love with Tammy Burns.
The song that he sang was a slow, deep, drawling sort of thing that was called, I think, âMiss Skylight.' It was all about some girl wanting to be rescued fromâwhatâwhere she was trapped? In a grotto? A lavatory? A womb? Tammy Burns sang it in a deep growing voice as if he were trying to amuse or to reassure himself; that he was not, or was, really a girl that he loved; as if a record were being played at a speed different from that which it was made for. The accompanying music was rather quiet: with wispy bits like entrails. The point of the song was that it made a sort of commentary on the image and the music; on what had once been so beautiful; which had become corny perhaps but which now again might be beautiful; because someone was so painstakingly holding it up to be cared about; rather deprecatingly perhaps; but as if it were a good baby. I know I cannot write very well about this. Tammy Burns did have some sort of magic: which was to show that a really beautiful thing is what is beautiful anyway; but then there is the struggle to be able equally to accept it: to feel at home with it.
When Tammy Burns came down from his pedestal he tried to dance and as the show went on I thought he became rather embarrassing. But thenâDid he not want to be embarrassing, because that is what something being born is anyway?
Then I thoughtâIs he not rather like that girl at Sally Rogers' party?
Then I became so involved in my thoughts about the bird that had gone out of the ark and had later slid down to a birth on a shaft of sunlight that I did not notice much of the rest of the concert.
Then, when we were out in the street and there were people
running rather deliberately this way and that as if there was a fire and they were animals looking for water Sally Rogers said â
âWhat would your uncle have made of that?'
I said âWhat would my uncle have made of what?'
She said âAll right, all right, Mr Skylight!'
In Sally Rogers' small car we sat while people pushed round us as if they were a stream and we were an egg. I was thinking
â Before Babel, would language have been music?
Sally Rogers said âDo you think he's gay?'
I said âMy uncle?'
She said âTammy Burns!'
I thoughtâIf we built a tower to the gods now, the language would not be music: we know too much: music is meaning separated from knowledge.
Sally Rogers' small car jerked forward as if it were having ejaculations.
The place to which we were going was some sort of club, or pub, where show-business people went in the evenings. Tammy Burns, Sally Rogers said, would come in later.
I thoughtâWill I be able to tell him that when he dances he should try to be not a girl but a bird?
The pub, or club, was a red-plush place with candelabra and mirrors. I thought I should try to get drunk as quickly as possible; then I could stop thinking and talk; could perhaps even become the life and soul of the party.
I was thinkingâBut the language would be silence; and our actions rather than our words would be like music.
I said âLet me get the drinks.'
Sally Rogers said âNo, you're not a member.'
I said âI can act as if I were a member.'
Sally Rogers said I'm sure you can.'
When she came back with a whole bottle of whisky I thoughtâWell, this is indeed all right: I can imagine myself as the Hall Porter in Miss Paragon and the Belgian Schoolgirls.
Then Sally Rogers said âWhat's your uncle going to do about these strikes?'
I said Oh good heavens, I don't think he's going to do anything about the strikes!'
She said âBut is he or isn't he going to call in troops?'
I thought that I might sayâNo, he's going to call in the Libyans.
I said âWhat else do you want to know about my uncle?'
She seemed to think about this for a time. She looked away round the red-plush landscape.
I said âDo you want to know where he gets his money from?'
She said âWell, where does he get his money from?'
I said âThe Liberals.'
She said âSorryâ'
I said âIs that why you asked me out?'
She said âDid you think I asked you out for a quick fuck?'
The pub or club had a lot of glittering people in it; they were like models practising the poses they would be dug up in in a million years; to give evidence of social disintegration, before the ice-cap came down from the pole.
After a time I said âI hoped so.'
She said âWell then we'll have a quick fuck.'
I thoughtâOh what am I going to do when I like Sally Rogers?
I said âI'm sure my uncle doesn't know what he'll do about the strikes. But I think he's right that it's usually best for governments to do nothing.'
I could explainâThen people, surely, expend themselves?
I said âAnd I don't know where he gets his money from, I don't think anywhere interesting, and it may not even be true that he spends more than he earns normally.'
Sally said âYou know that girl you had your eyes on at my party?'
I said âYes?'
She said âShe's called Judith Ponsonby.'
I thoughtâI am about to learn from Sally Rogers something that so far has been out of my reach.
Sally said âShe lives at 18 Ruskin Square.'
I thoughtâGood heavens! ThenâThat's very posh.
I said âThank you.' ThenââThe reason why I might not have seemed too friendly to you straight away, is that there's a terrible lot going on in my head, and you're quite like my sister.'
Sally said âWhat's going on in your head besides Judith Ponsonby and your sister?'
I said âI quite love my sister.'
She said âThen get it out, get it out, Mr Avalanche.'
I thoughtâWhat good new names! Sally Rogers! Judith Ponsonby!
When Tammy Burns came in he was wearing a white overcoat down to his ankles. He was somewhat painted. He began to go round people greeting them like one of those grandmasters at chess who take on a roomful of amateurs: rather quickly, not saying much, with his eyes inside him: but everyone concentrating on him; getting close to him as if they might touch him but not quite; as if they did not want his strength too much to fly out of him. As he approached Sally and myself I wanted to find some move on my chess board that would be more than a game, more even than what I had been playing with Sally. But I saw Sally's eyes adoring him and I thoughtâAh, she will spoil it! But then, how else could I have got to Tammy Burns? Then when he was quite close and Sally seemed ready to flatter him I thoughtâBut what is that story of the Zen master who comes round his pupils and he carries a stick and he saysâIf you say I am holding this stick I will hit you with it and if you do not say I am holding this stick I will hit you with itâand his pupils do not know what to say: they are in awe of him, looking up at him so shiningly! Then when Tammy Burns was opposite me I knew that he was indeed like the boy I had been in love with at school: something hot and dry and dusty about the mouth and eyes: like an afternoon in some foreign city. Or like Judith Ponsonby. And I remembered that what the Zen pupil has to do if he wants to be free is to get up and snatch the stick from the master's hand and thus upset the whole chess board.
When I got home very late that night or in the early hours of the morning I let myself into Cowley Street and I thought that this time at least no one except the policeman by the door would see me, and I went upstairs holding my shoes like people do in cartoons; but the door was open into Aunt Mavis' room and the light was on and there was a sort of scratching noise. I thoughtâNot that man again like President Nixon! In the room Aunt Mavis was on her hands and knees and she seemed to be pulling at the carpet She wore a white nightdress and her bones showed through like those of an old horse. I thoughtâOr like the madonna fallen from her grotto; her plaster and wires in the dust.