Authors: Ace Atkins
Jones and White followed a crowd into a bigmouthed amphitheater, where some kind of spectacle was about to begin. This Fair wasnt short on spectacles, Jones and White not being able to walk ten feet without some carny barker trying to lure them into some forbidden land, exotic culture, or a temple built to some damn company. Hed never seen a church as large as the worship halls theyd built to General Motors, Plymouth, and Hudson. Firestone and Goodyear. He took a seat by Doc White and pulled out some money for a boy selling Coca-Colas from a crate hung round his neck.
The cable was sent from the Fair, Jones said.
That was two days ago, and Kelly aint that goddamn stupid, White said, taking off his Stetson for a moment and running a forearm across his brow. Theres no tellin, and were wasting time.
Did you buy your wife somethin?
Got er a souvenir spoon. You?
Bracelet, Jones said, reaching into the pocket of his linen suit and finding a sterling silver band stamped with different exhibits from the Fair.
Kelly aint here.
Today I seen things I never even considered, Jones said. Sixteen midgets emerged from a Chevrolet. A colored boy made a puppet whistle and dance. Belly dancers, sword swallowers. I walked the canals of Holland, the streets of Paris, and journeyed deep into China. A man even asked me if I wanted to meet someone named Freida Fred, an individual he noted was born with equipment of both sexes.
Did you see it?
Hell, no, I didnt see it.
Well, lookee there, White said, pointing up to the sky, a silver dirigible floating out across Lake Michigan, the city of Chicago spouting from the ground in steel and concrete to the north.
Science Finds, Industry Applies, Man Conforms.
Whats that? White asked.
Words written over the gates of the Fair.
I just noticed the belly dancers and that fella dressed as Mickey Mouse.
The loudspeakers crackled to life and announced that the show was a journey through the history of transportation, showing some poor man dressed in goatskins walking an oxcart, followed by racing Roman chariots and some conquistadores on horseback. The announcer seemed to get real excited about traveling the west in a stagecoach. An old Wells Fargo wagon rambled on out of the gate, chased by some banditos on horseback, bandannas over their faces, shooting up guns to the sky the way bandits did in movies but never did in real life cause they wouldnt waste a bullet. Doc sipped a Coca-Cola and leaned on his bony knees, signaling another boy for a sack of peanuts.
He shelled the peanuts and absently watched. Hed seen that show before.
The stage stopped and the bandits circled, a woman in a frilly dress and ankle boots, pushed out on the dirt, screaming when her pocketbook was snatched. The gates opened again, tinny, silly music came from the loudspeaker, and there was some stupid son of a bitch riding a white horse.
You come at em straight like that, riding high, and youll be shot clean off your saddle, White said, nodding to himself. Who doesnt know that?
TO GET TO THE STREETS OF PARIS, YOU HAD TO ENTER THROUGH a phony steamship that adjoined the display of baby incubators featuring REAL LIVE BABIES. Kathryn had a hell of a hard time prying George away, him pressing his drunk self against the glass and waving at the little babies behind their own glass, just trying to get some sleep after being born into this nuts world and now having to deal with crowds of monkeys pointing and staring at them. She finally got George by promising him a cold beer in the steamships lounge, and soon they sat up on the top deck of this boat built for land, George sipping on his Budweiser, looking out across Lake Michigan with a self-satisfied smile.
That little girls gonna be a hellcat when we send her packing.
Shes fine, George said. A good girl.
She thinks every day with the Kellys is the goddamn Fair.
Hasnt it been?
She didnt have to drive from Biloxi to Fort Worth in a jalopy truck looking for you.
I told you Id be back.
You told Ma Coleman youd be in Mississippi.
I wrote the word
Mississippi
.
Which meant for me to drive to Mississippi, knowing youd be in Biloxi hunting up that lifeguard gal.
If I was trying to scare up some tail, whyd I tell you where Id be? George widened his eyes and pointed at Kathryn with his free finger. We hit the road tomorrow. Lay low in Memphis and then head back to Mas farm for the dough. Maybe Cuba. Cubas looking good.
A real cakewalk. Im sure the G will open the cattle gate for us.
You want some more of my beer?
I have champagne.
Kathryn lay back in her seat and crossed her legs. Shed bought a new burgundy dress for the fall, with a square neckline and bloused sleeves at her elbows. She tilted a smart ladies fedora into her eyes.
Remember that bootlegger in Tulsa who used to cut apple juice with grain alcohol and call it an Oklahoma cocktail? he asked.
It hurt to pee.
Good times.
Sure.
You remember stealing Little Stevie Andersons bulldog after you packed up to leave him?
Of course.
What happened to that bulldog?
I think you sold it to that bartender in Muskogee.
Well be fine in Memphis, George said. Dont you worry about a thing. Ole Lang will take care of us. When his sister and I busted up, he couldnt have been more than twelve. I had to be the one to tell him, him looking to me as a father, I think, on account of what happened to Mr. Ramsey and all. He didnt speak to Geneva for a year after that, blaming the bust on her and not the moonshine I was running. Hes a good egg, Lang. Youll like him. He doesnt know Im George Kelly. Youll have to call me Barnes.
You want to see your boys, dont you?
Yes.
Figured, the way you were looking at those babies.
I was looking at the babies cause I like babies. What kind of fool doesnt like babies? Thats like a man who doesnt enjoy a cold beer. Sister, I missed real beer.
I miss my girl, too, Kathryn said. Id like to see her before
Before what?
So youre not gonna turn yourself in?
George finished off his beer and wiped his mouth with a napkin before lighting up and leaning back. He squinted into the smoke, pretending like he was contemplating the question.
I knew youd chicken out, she said.
Its a fools deal, Kit, George said. If I got a guarantee in blood, I still wouldnt believe the G would turn your mother loose. I turn myself in, and theyd just lock us up right next to them. All this for nothing. Howd you feel then?
But if we were assured?
How do you make sure of that?
A crowd had gathered around a small tub of water, where a skinny, muscular man started to monkey up a high ladder to a diving board. George smiled, watching him make his way higher and higher. Over the top of Georges purple-tinted sunglasses, he raised his eyebrows at Kathryn.
She finished the glass of champagne and put down two dollars.
George reached his hand under the table to her leg and inched his way over her stockings. She snatched it away, shaking her head and turning back to the fella on the high dive, just cresting the top. There mustve been five hundred people below, right outside the entrance to the Streets of Paris, craning their necks, staring right into the sun like crazies, and waiting for him to jump. Even the folks over by the incubators had finally left those poor babies alone, and quiet came over everyone as the man lifted his hands high, a cool breeze cutting across the lake, stirring him a bit, before the nutso bastard turned and flipped and crested like a bird with holes in its wings to a big, goddamn splash.
The crowd just got loony.
I wish I could live here.
We do live here, George.
ITD BE PRETTY FUNNY IF WE SAW SOME FELLA WALKIN AROUND the Fair wearing a sandwich board that read MEET MACHINE GUN KELLY, LIVE AND IN PERSON.
They could charge a handsome admission, Jones said.
Do they really have a feller here with both sets of plumbing?
So I was told.
The sun had started to set, and Doc leaned over the railing at the Sinclair Oil exhibit, the most realistic-looking dinosaurs youd ever seen growling and chomping on some grass that hung from their mouths, red eyes all lit up. One of the beasts was as large as a Greyhound bus, with a diagram hung on the fence about how their old carcasses had turned to lubricant.
Doc broke a peanut in half and threw the shell down into the pit. How many men we got working on this? White asked.
Here in the city?
White nodded.
Figured about twenty, Jones said. The SAC here, Purvis, says hes got men watching brothels, known watering holes for hoodlums.
Watering hole sounds pretty good right now, White said, flipping more shells down to the dinosaur as if the beast would suddenly change course and start foraging for real food. What do you think about that Purvis fella?
Hell, all those college boys look the same to me, Doc. At twenty feet, I thought he was Colvin.
When I walked into the building, he asked me for my thumb buster, White said. Tole me I couldnt walk around a real city armed. What the hell does he mean a real city?
Hes just jumpy, is all, Jones said. Following regulations.
Kelly aint here.
You said that already.
Theyll tip us off in a telegram, White said. Always do.
I think if George Kelly is in town, hell announce it bigger than a telegram.
THE FINAL PLANS WERE LAID OUT OVER A FOLDING CARD TABLE set up in the back room of Joes Square Deal Garage, with maps of the city marked in pen and opened cartons of chop suey. Karpis wouldnt let any of them drink, saying if they wanted a nip to settle their nerves theyd pass a bottle about go time. But he said it was going to be a hell of a long night, for them to lie out on the cots, think about the details of the job, every step, from the reserve to the git. At half past twelve it was Go, go, go, thats the rhythm of the day, just like Fred Astaire says. Harvey squashed out his cigarette and stretched his legs, Miller flat on his back on the floor, not using the cot, eyes wide open, a Thompson like he carried in the War by his feet. The Barker boys were giving a final check over the Hudson, the greased hillbillies more excited about the ride out of town than the dough. And Karpis checked over the map once more before folding it up all nice and neat and tucking it into the side pocket of his suit jacket.
Harvey walked to the bathroom to find a fresh suit of clothes resting on a hanger, new shoes and socks. He shaved and dressed, tying his tie just as someone started beating the hell out of the door and telling him to shake it off and come on.
At first, he thought it was the cops. Or, worse, the Syndicate, looking for a cut.
But, goddamn, it was that hillbilly Fred Barker, telling him he was about to shit his drawers. Bailey left the bathroom and walked across the wide concrete floor to Miller, kicking at his shoe. Millers bright eyes sprung open, not dozing for a second, waking up like some kind of animal.
We split the dough, and I want you gone, Harvey said. You hear me? Ill find my way.
Miller nodded. Vis in Brooklyn.
Go to Brooklyn, anywhere but Chicago. Karpis told me Frank Nitti blames you for the worlds problems. You
sabe
?
Miller nodded.
Verne?
Miller pulled up his body to his crooked knees, wrapping his arms around them, and lit a cigarette. Karpis walked back into the room, and Harvey turned to watch him, the light from the single bulb cutting a swath up to Karpiss feet.
Freds sick, Karpis said. Real sick. Hes got problems coming from both ends. Said it was the chop suey. Did you guys eat the pork?
Give im a soda, Harvey said.
We did, Karpis said. Shits running through him like a freight train.
Well make do, Harvey said.
Karpis put his hands in his pockets, trying to rearrange the whole plan in his mind. But he shook his head, Nope. Wont work.
Harvey looked down to Miller, and Miller cut his eyes up to Harvey, Harvey knowing this was Millers last chance, the last few hours he could make a score in Chicago. If there had been another way . . . any way.
KATHRYN WAITED FOR GEORGE AND GERALINE AT THE FENCE TO the racetrack on the Enchanted Isle, the little girl and the big lug in the same toy car, zipping around turns, Gerry at the wheel while George laughed and held on to his hat with one hand. They came skipping out from around the exit, George having turned the front brim of his fedora up so that he looked like a stooge. Still wearing the sunglasses after the sun had gone down.