Read It's Raining Benjamins Online
Authors: Deborah Gregory
“Bubbles, we have to go,” I blurt out.
“Hold up, Miss
Señorita
, I'm trying to make things happen, you know what I'm saying?” Derek says, interrupting me.
“
SÃ
,” I say nastily, like, “DUH! I can see that.”
“I'll check you tomorrow,” Derek says to Bubbles. “Make me another choker, too.
Ayiight
?”
“Bet,” Bubbles says, as Derek and Mackerel move off to work the room.
Galleria, Dorinda, and I make our way to one of the banquet tables, and sit down with our food.
“Bubbles, are you really going to go out with Derek?” Dorinda asks amused.
“No, silly-willy! I'm just trying to make up for what happened,” Bubbles says, exasperated. “And you'll notice I got our choker enterprise back in business, tooâwe've got new orders from both Derek and Mackerel. By the way, who was that guy they were with? Does he look familiar?”
“
Tales from the Crypt
, maybe?” I retort. Now I wanna ask Bubbles about those orders for five chokers she told Derek we had. “How come you didn't tell me we got orders for five chokers?” I ask defensively.
“'Cuz we
don't
have orders for five chokers, Chuchie. Use that
cabeza
of yours for a change and some coins,” Bubbles huffs, knocking on my head with her knuckles. “I just said that to Derek, the
gnocco
, to drum up some business.”
“What's a
gnocco
?” I ask, annoyed.
“A blockhead,” Bubbles says mischievously. Here she just got in trouble for calling Derek names, and already she has a new one for him? That's Bubblesâalways in trouble.
As for me, I don't care what she saysâI
do
use my
cabeza
âbecause I'm not the one getting all cuckoo over some
blockhead
with a gold mine in his mouth!
The twins stop talking with Derek's friend and come over to join us at our table. “One of the ushers asked me if she could buy two of our chokers for her daughtersâthey're twins, like us,” Aqua says excitedly, then pulls out a piece of paper with a name and phone number on it.
“We could sell two to her
right now
âbecause we have the five that we remade,” Bubbles points out.
“I'll be right back with the cash,” Aqua says, grabbing the chokers from Bubbles and jumping up to find the usher.
We sit there, not saying a word. As for me, I'm still fuming at Galleria for knocking on my head with her knuckles.
Then Angie pipes up. “His name is Spider, by the wayâand he is a member of this church.”
“Who?” Dorinda asks, puzzled.
“Derek's friend. He goes to DeWitt Clinton High School in the Bronx.”
“Look at Angie, trying to make moves!” Bubbles says proudly. “Houston's in the house!”
“Well, I was just trying to be nice, since Derek is the one who invited y'all,” Angie says, kinda embarrassed. (The twins never talk about boys.) “You know our daddy would ship us back to Granddaddy Walker's Funeral Home in little pieces if he ever even
thought
we were going out with boys!”
“How gruesome,” Bubbles chuckles.
“I'm saving myself for Krusher,” I coo.
“You couldn't even win a contest for a date with him, Chuchie. How are you gonna go out with him?” Bubbles asks, rolling her eyes at me.
I'm going to kill Bubbles! Luckily at that moment, Aqua runs back to the table, holding twenty dollars in her hand.
Then she sees that Bubbles is frowning. “We
are
selling them for ten dollars each, right?” Aqua asks puzzled.
“Yeah,” Bubbles says absentmindedly. She is obviously thinking about something else entirely. “Oh, yeah ⦠I'll hang on to the money till we split it up.”
That's
it
! I'm so mad at her, I'm not even scared anymore to ask her about the song. “Bubbles, can I write âIt's Raining Benjamins' with you?”
“What?” Bubbles looks like she's been hit by a truck.
Dorinda looks at me, smiling nervously. She knows exactly what's going to happenâBubbles and I are about to have a big fight!
Even Aqua stops babbling for a change.
Poking her mouth out, Bubbles says in a really annoyed tone, “Chuchie, you couldn't even figure out how to glue letters on the Cheetah Girl chokers. Now you're gonna try to write songs, too?
Please
âdon't make me sneeze.”
“Here's a Kleenex,” I say nastily, whipping a package of tissues out of my backpack. “I'll bet you I can write songs just as well as you can!”
“You two need to
stop
!” Dorinda says, jumping in before Bubbles and I start pulling each other's hair out. She has seen us fight before, so she knows.
Ella sabe, está bien
?
“Chuchie, I just don't think it's a good idea for you to write the songs with me,” Bubbles says, like she is Judge Jonas on television and she's got a gavel to pound.
“Then I'm
leaving
!” I shout, wincing because leaving the Cheetah Girls is the last thing I want to do.
“Don't do that, Chanel!” Dorinda says, trying to reason with me.
“No, I'm sick of Bubbles trying to run everything!” I say. I can feel the tears welling up in my eyes, but I'm not gonna let her see me cry. I turn to go.
“Come on, y'all, let's
all
go,” Aqua says, pushing her plate aside and getting to her feet.
We all walk outside in silence, and head to the subway station. I'm the only one going downtown, so I take the train by myself.
Dorinda runs after me on the platform and gives me a hug. “Don't worry, Chanel. I'm gonna talk to Galleria. This isn't right, that the two of you are always fighting.”
“Whatever,” I say quietly, then hug Dorinda back. Bubbles doesn't even say good-bye to me, and I act like I don't care. If she wants to control everything so badly, then let her! She can run the whole jiggy jungle by herself, for all I care!
Chapter
8
T
he next morning before school, Bubbles calls me on my bedroom phone.
“Look, Chuchie. If you want to
try
to write a song with me, then we can do it at your house before we have rehearsal later.”
“Okay,” I say like I don't care. “Whatever.” Maybe Bubbles is pulling one of her tricks.
“Chuchie, I
said
we'll try to write a song together. What more do you want me to say?”
“
Nada. Pero
you could apologize for embarrassing me in front of
everybody.
” I realize I am screaming into the receiver; that I'm being “emotional”âjust like Mom.
“Okay, calm down,
Señorita
. I'm sorry, okay?” Bubbles huffs. “Take a chill pill,
pleez
.”
Now I feel so embarrassed for acting cuckoo that I just say, “Okay, I'll see you later.” I quickly hang up the receiver, then stick my tongue out at it. That's what Bubbles doesâcause troubleâjust because she always wants everybody to do what
she
wants!
We should be happy that Def Duck Records is letting us record some songs for a demo tape, but instead, all I feel is worried that Bubbles is going to try to boss us around!
By the time I meet up with Dorinda and Bubbles at school, I see we're back in the Cheetah Girls choker business.
“Look! I already got the twenty dollars from Derek and Mackerel,” Bubbles says, jumping up and down. “We've got forty dollars nowâand counting. Here, you two try to sell two each,” Bubbles commands me and Dorinda, handing us each a pair of chokers.
“Bet,” says Dorinda. She gives me a hug and smiles. I realize that Bubbles probably already told her that we talked on the phone this morning. Sometimes, Dorinda and I talk on the phone, tooâwithout Bubblesâbecause I think of Dorinda as a sister now. But
not
a sister that I sometimes
hate
âlike Bubbles!
“You know, we should figure out how much exactly it costs us to make the chokers, so we make sure to charge enough,” Dorinda says, all businesslike.
Bubbles is right. Dorinda does have her eye on the ka-
ching
âthe cash register. It's really true!
Bubbles gives Dorinda a look, like, “Hold upâ
I'm
running this choker show,” which makes Dorinda squirm a little.
“I mean, we should write down all the money we spend for materials, um, just to make sure,” Do' Re Mi says sheepishly.
“Yeahâyou're right, we'll do that later,” Galleria says, brushing her off. “For now, let's just roll with the duckets coming in the bucket!” Bubbles has taken command again.
We do the Cheetah Girls handshake togetherâbut inside, I don't feel okay about everything. I don't think Bubbles is serious about letting me write a song with her after school today. She just said that to get off the hook.
“Just a reminder, we have to meet Mouse Almighty and Freddy Fudge at the Def Duck Record Company office on Friday at four.” Bubbles is talking like
she's
our manager now.
“Are we gonna record?” Dorinda asks.
“Not this time,” Galleria tells her. “We're just meeting with the producer, so he can get to know us, and check out our vibe. The way the record company executive explained it, we're just going there for a âmeet and greet.' After Mouse gets a feel for our flavor, he goes out and shops around for songs he thinks are right for us. Then he puts us in a studio to record them, and cut a mini demo tape.”
“Word!” Dorinda says, squinting her eyes. You can tell she's really interested in how everything works.
“Where do we have to go?” I ask.
“They have a New York office at Thirty Rock.”
“
Where
?” I ask again, annoyed. I mean, we're not going mountain climbing,
está bien
?
“Thirty Rockefeller Plaza, Chuchieâright by the ice skating rink where we used to go, back in the junior high school days.”
“Okay, BubblesâI didn't understand what you were saying,” I hiss at her.
Dorinda looks at us like, “Don't you two start again!”
Today, my last class of the day is Italian, which I don't really like at all. See, it's kinda hard, and I'm not that good with languagesâexcept for Spanish and English. Two is enough,
está bien
? I'm only taking Italian because Bubbles made me do it. I wanted to take Spanish, but she got really upset with me.
“Chuchie, you
are
Spanish,” she protestedâwhich made me feel guilty, because it is
la verdad
. But why shouldn't I take a class that's easy for a changeâ
para un cambio
? It's not like Bubbles is helping me with my homeworkâeven though I haven't asked her. But then again, why
should
I have to ask? She should
know
I need help!
I'm not listening to my teacher, Mr. Lepidotteri, because I'm too busy trying to write the words to “It's Raining Benjamins.” It makes me feel so coolâ
tan coolio
âthat I am writing a song. Okayâ
trying
to write a song.
Now I'm frustrated, though. I wanted to have the whole song written by lunchtime, so I could show Bubbles that I really can do it. Instead, I have simply scribbled, “
Ayúdame
!âhelp me!”âall over the margins, with unsmiley faces all around the border.
Luiza Santiago, my classmate, glances over and sees my doodles. When the class is over, I make a big deal of sighingâlike I'm so relieved, and have better things to do with my time,
está bien
? Luiza leans over and studies my scribbles, then asks curiously, “What does â
ayúdame
' mean?”
Luiza is “Spanglish,” like meâmostly Nuyorican, which means she is Puerto Rican born in Nueva Yorkâand part Chilean.
Unlike
me, Luiza doesn't speak a word of Spanish.
“It means âhelp me,'” I say, giggling. “I'm trying to write this song âIt's Raining Benjamins' for my groupâbut I guess the only thing I've figured out is where the doodles go!”
I can tell that Luiza is impressed, because she keeps staring at the doodled page, and tries to decipher more of my scribbles. “It must be kinda hard, writing a song.”
“Yeah. I mean I've got the general idea, but it just takes a lot of time to get it down on paper. You know how I amâI can't sit still,” I say apologetically.
Luiza tries to figure out some of the words on the page, and reads them aloud. “âThere's precipatation in the nation ⦠and not the kind you thinkâ'”
Interrupting Luiza, I blurt out, “I think I've misspelled âprecipatation.'”
“I think it's p-r-e-c-i-p-i-t-a-t-i-o-n,” Luiza says slowly. “I think that's right. Yeah, that's right.”
I hurriedly cross out the “a,” and replace it with an “i.” That's all I need, is for Bubbles to see that I misspell words. She'll be like, “See, I told you, Chuchie, you can't write a song!”
So what
if I'm not as good at spelling as Bubbles? When we were in grade school, she always won the spelling bees. In the sixth grade, she even made it to the nationals of the spelling bee contests. Me, I'm lucky if I can spell my own name. But that doesn't mean I can't write songs, does it?
As
la gente
start leaving the classroom, I suddenly realize that I didn't hear the homework assignment.
“Luiza!” I yell after her. “What's the homework?”
She just shakes her head at me, and opens her notebook. “Idioms that go with the verb
avere
.”
Idioms
? I feel like an
idiota
, because I don't know what that means. “What's an idiom?” I ask.
Now Luiza is getting a little annoyed. “Here,” she says, thrusting the notebook in my hand, and letting me read the homework assignment for myself.