"So?"
"Well..." She drew the word out:
way-ell
.
Then she dropped the bombshell.
"Weren't him."
She was looking towards Backdoor's corpse.
"Weren't him at all."
I thought I'd lost the power of speech.
"Just felt you should know," she said, "seeing as you went to so much trouble fingering the fella and getting him executed and all. You were so certain you had your guy, I really didn't have the heart to tell you you were wrong. 'Sides, it was more fun this way, going along with you, giving you your head like a wild Appaloosa, seeing how far you'd take it. And you took it all the way, Gid. Right as far as you could. My, but you're a cold, hard son of a gun. Anybody gets the wrong side of you, whoa nelly, they better look out! You have no qualms about terminating them with extreme prejudice."
She stroked my cheek.
"And I have to say, I find that kinda attractive. Sexy, even. I can see now what Freya Njorthasdottir sees in you. You're as forthright and ruthless as she is. It's a match made in Gimlé."
I managed to stir my lead-weight tongue. "I don't believe you. This is bullshit. You're trying to trick me. It
was
Backdoor. It fucking was."
"So you've persuaded yourself. But I swear, hand on heart, I never clapped eyes on the man before today. He wasn't lying either when he said the same about me."
"But..."
"It's the most delicious thing watching you squirm like this, like a worm on the hook. It's the gravy on my biscuits. You just put an innocent man through the most obscene, brutal torture imaginable. Not wishing to get all Oprah on you, but how does that make you feel?"
Gutted. Appalled. Shattered.
Livid.
"You - you fucking bitch!" I roared. "You could have said. Any time, you could have said."
"And why would I have done that, when stringing you along meant I could have this moment of exquisite tormenting? Psychological pain can be far harder to bear than physical pain, and far more rewarding to inflict."
I lunged at her, although the ropes made it a useless gesture.
"Now, now, none of that," Mrs Keener chided, wagging a finger. "Don't be getting mad at
me
. If you should be mad at anyone, it's yourself."
"Who, then?" I said thickly. "Who was it?"
"Don't you know?"
I had an inkling. There was only one person left it could have been. But I'd trusted him. I'd considered him a friend.
"He's right over there." She motioned towards the onlookers. "Looking kinda shifty, it has to be said. No need for that, honey," she called out to him. "Don't have to pretend it ain't you I'm talking to. It's all right. It doesn't matter now if folks know who you are and what you did. You're safe. You're under my protection. In fact, why not come up here and take a bow? You've done good work, far as I'm concerned. You deserve your moment of glory."
The man she was addressing broke free from the crowd, passed through the cordon of frost giants, and made his way, a little sheepishly maybe, up onto the scaffold.
He stood beside Mrs Keener, and she placed a friendly, conspiratorial arm round his broad boxer's shoulders.
"Wotcher, bruv," Cy said to me. "How's it hanging?"
Seventy
There was a twinkle in Cy's eye as he spoke.
"Yes, I was the one fucking with you, not Backdoor," he said. "It was me. Me, the black guy. Just because someone's black don't mean he's above suspicion. In't we supposed to be colour-blind these days? Positive discrimination's as bad as the negative kind. No reason to think my skin tone makes me whiter than white."
He chortled at his own wit.
"Mrs Keener hired me to be an agitator," he went on. "To be a - how'd you put it, Mrs K?"
"A destabilising influence."
"That's it, a destabilising influence. Just to make her victory that bit more likely. Sow a little uncertainty here, start a little infighting there, classic psy-ops stuff. It wasn't hard to get recruited to Odin's army. No one was exactly vetting us, were they? You turned up, you were in, that was more or less it. Odin was grateful just to have the warm bodies. My job, my real job, once I'd joined up, was to gain someone's confidence, someone influential. Get close to them, then keep them off-balance, off their game."
"If the head's unsteady, the whole body wobbles," said Mrs Keener.
"Me," I croaked. "I was the head."
"Got it in one," said Cy. "I wasn't going to try for Odin himself. Too big a target, and too remote. Hard to get his trust, harder still to manipulate him. So I started on Thor. Kept challenging his authority, antagonising him, pissing him off. Not a painless tactic on my side, but it seemed the way to go... until you came along. Soon as I met you, I knew you were the one. You had that take-charge look about you. You were a newcomer, but you were going places. Plus, we had similar backgrounds, we were on the same wavelength. We had a bond going from the start. You liked me. That made you the perfect mark."
"The perfect chump, more like."
"Same difference. Look, d'you really want me to spell out everything I did, how I made it all work? Because it feels like I'm monologuing here, and I know you've got stuff you'd much rather be getting on with."
I was about to tell him that he could happily shut up because I wasn't interested in hearing anything more that came out of his lying fucking gob.
But then I spotted something out of the corner of my eye.
Movement.
On top of one of the castle turrets.
A figure making stiff, halting progress across the damaged roof up there.
A man, searching for a vantage point, a direct view of the scaffold.
A man with a rifle.
I directed my gaze back on Cy. Kept my expression as straight as I could. Poker face on.
"No, you go right ahead," I said. "Spill it all. I know you're dying to. Explain to everyone how clever you are and how stupid I've been."
Bergelmir gave a growl. "Must we do this? The day's wasting, and I yearn to plunge this blade into the killer of my wife."
"Just a few minutes more," Mrs Keener said to him soothingly. "My boy Cy hoodwinked Gid in fine style, and it's only right he gets his chance to gloat."
"Yeah," Cy agreed. "Why not? So I made myself your right-hand man, Gid. Your sidekick. Robin to your Batman. We had those chats about my childhood and my poor old granddad getting irradiated and losing his memory. Which, by the way, was all true. I might have embellished the tough-upbringing stuff a little, for added authenticity. But the basics is all real."
"You were never in the army, though, were you?"
"Nope, that I did make up," he admitted.
"You referred to your granddad as a squaddie. That should have tipped me off. No one who's actually been a squarebasher uses the word
squaddie
. Only the tabloids do."
I darted a glance to the castle. The man with the rifle was settling himself down on a flattish section of the roof, taking a sniper's prone stance. Nobody but me appeared to have noticed him. The crowd had their backs to the castle, and their attention, anyway, was focused on the drama unfolding on the scaffold. And everyone on the scaffold had their attention focused on me and Cy.
How long this state of affairs would continue was unclear, but I would try and keep it going long enough for the rifle man to line up his shot and take it.
I knew who he was now. I'd recognised him by the white bandage around his head.
Heimdall.
Risen from his sickbed. Recovered from the injuries inflicted on him from afar by
Jormungand
. Tooled up and out for blood.
He'd been overlooked. Mrs Keener had presumed he was out of action for the duration and had not bothered to post a guard over the field hospital. She'd been overconfident. It was a lapse, and now she was going to pay the penalty.
"Okay, so I did slip up there," Cy said. "But not too badly, and in every other respect I was flawless. Starting the firefight in Utgard, that was my first big win. Chopsticks died, and your plans for an alliance with the frosties were scuppered."
"You could have got yourself killed too, though," I said.
"No chance. Mrs Keener had given me an emergency code phrase, something I could say that'd let the frost giants know I was under Loki's protection so they wouldn't touch me. An oath sworn on Ymir's bones. Whenever a frost giant hears 'by Ymir's bones,' he's got to pay attention and respond."
"It's true," said Bergelmir. "A jotun must always attend carefully to any plea that invokes my father."
"Then by Ymir's bones, cut me down from here," I said.
"Within limits," Bergelmir added with a grim laugh.
"That was my Get Out Of Jail Free card," Cy said. "Only, I didn't have to play it because
Sleipnir
turned up in the nick of time. Chopsticks's death started the rot. You were rattled, and the other guys began to wonder about your leadership abilities. So I just had to keep needling and gnawing at them. Poor old Backdoor was the easiest to get a rise out of. Closet racist. You learn to recognise the type. They don't need to say anything. You can just tell. I knew he'd blurt out something nasty eventually, and I knew it would piss you off and drive a wedge further between the two of you. You already had him in the frame for what happened to Chopsticks. Now you were completely convinced he was the bad banana in the bunch. It meant you were constantly looking over your shoulder at him and your head wasn't fully in the game."
My arms had begun to ache from taking the weight of my body. My head was aching too, with the knowledge of how Cy had played me and used me. The fucker. He'd get his.
I dared to check on Heimdall again. He was sighting carefully. I hoped he was as good a shot as Freya. I suspected he might be.
"Baz buying it on top of
Fenrir
, that was just my good luck," Cy went on. "You blamed Backdoor for that when he hadn't done nothing. It was just like he said: Baz's own fault. An accident. Casualty of war."
"And Paddy. Your argument with him. You weren't trying to talk him out of deserting, were you? You were talking him
into
it."
"Give the man a big hand. Paddy was in two minds about quitting when he came to me. Wanted my opinion. Wanted to be given a reason to stay. He was surprised when I told him I thought bailing was a good idea."
"But he left angry at you."
"Only 'cause I wouldn't join him. I said I respected you too much to abandon you in your hour of need."
"Ha ha."
"Yeah. He didn't like being made to feel more ashamed of himself than he already was."
"Didn't stop him going, though."
"I told him I thought he had a fair chance of making it. It was the encouragement he needed. He went and rounded up some others, some kindred spirits. He believed me when I said the frost giants would definitely let them through. We all know how well that went."
"Right under my nose all along," I said. "You. It was you. I could kick myself."
"Yeah, you could, if your legs wasn't all tied up."
"Don't be upset, Gid," said Mrs Keener. "There's a noble tradition in Asgard of people being blind to treachery in their midst. Odin held me close to his bosom far longer than he oughtta have. It was his fatal flaw."
"Plus," said Cy, "I'm good. I have a knack for subversion, it seems."
Mrs Keener was beaming with pride. "Yeah. I wish I could say I taught Cy everything he knows about fifth-column work and deviousness and being the joker in the pack, but I can't. The kid's a natural. Soon as I found him I knew he was my guy."
"How
did
you find him?" I asked. "Want ad? Open audition?"
"Weren't hard. I'm Loki. I have an instinct, an affinity, for shady characters. I can sniff them out a mile off. Washington's full of 'em, I don't need to tell you that. I'm in my element there, like a hog in a wallow. But I'm drawn to them wherever I go, and Cy so happened to be visiting the States not so long back. Florida, wasn't it?"
"Disneyworld," said Cy. "Orlando in the snow in't much fun, but they're offering great package deals. Not enough people going through the turnstiles, 'cause of the weather."
"And there I was too, shilling for the Sunshine State's tourist board. 'The citrus fruits may be frozen on the trees, but come to Florida anyway. The attractions are as great as ever.' Cy was there when I was doing a press tour at the House of Mouse, in the crowd. I was shaking hands with Mickey and Donald, but I was aware there was somebody nearby who I felt could be very useful to me. I had my secret service detail take him to one side, and the rest is history."
"What did she bribe you with?" I asked Cy. "Please don't tell me it was just money."
"'Course it was money," he sneered. "What else is there worth having? Masses of money. Tons of it, taken from some billion-dollar black budget slush fund. Money that means I can get my mum off the estate and have a car that'll make the drug pushers' cars look like Volkswagen fucking Beetles. Money that'll make me better than them, better than types like the bastard who gave me this." He gestured at his scar. "Money that'll give me a decent life and keep the authorities off my back and stop me ending up just another broken-Britain waster with no prospects and nothing to show for myself. Lottery-win money, in return for a few weeks' work, a bit of play-acting. 'Hell yes,' I said. Didn't even have to think twice about it."