Japanese Slang (32 page)

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Aitsu no yachigari mo m
sh
gakusei k
? Jikan ga tatsu no wa ha'
mon da.
Is his little twat already in elementary school? Man, time flies.

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Ano yachigari ga ore no kao ni notte kuretara, shinde mo ii yo!
If that twat kid rode my face, dying would be perfectly fine!
(Man! That little twat can ride my face any day!)

An interesting phenomenon of the nineties has been the snowballing of the secondhand soiled-panty trade. Boutiques with names like Atene, Q-tii, and Tiffany have opened throughout Japan, catering to the
shitagimania
(underwear maniacs). These are cliques of middle-aged and elderly men who enjoy buying up heaps of used panties, bras, and skirts. The more soiled the item, i.e., the longer it has been worn, the higher the price. If a panty is billed as having been the property of a woman over twenty, trade jargon calls it
yachibira
(twat poster), or
yachihi.
If the former owner was well under twenty, the clothes (anything from badly peed-into underwear to full-fledged, sweat-stained school uniforms) are referred to as
yachigaribira
(twat-kid posters).

The deeper one penetrates the street scene, the tougher the
yachi
words become.
Yachi o hegu
(flaying the bog) and
yachi o sogu
(mutilating the bog) are two of the most raucous Japanese terms for rape.
Yachibai
(bog trade) and
yachiuri
(bog sale) refer to prostitution, while
yachikai
(bog purchase) means buying a prostitute. In the underworld when a man is a sex maniac he is
yachimoro
(bog fragile), or even
yachigure
(bog lost).

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Yachikai ni ik
?
Shall we pick up a hooker?

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Tai no anna ga haitte kite irai, yachibai wa noborich
shi da yo!
Since the Thai girls have come in, cunt sales have really gone up!

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Aitsu minato de yachiuri yatteru rashii ze.
I think she sells cunt down in the port.

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Imadoki eizu no mandai mo aru'tte no ni s
pu ni yachimoro iku nante omae mo taishita tama da na.
What with the AIDS problem and all, you've sure got guts to keep on going down to the soapland bathhouses like some lech.

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Naomi ni atte irai, aitsu wa yachigure 'chimatta ze. S
dar
?
Since he met Naomi he's become a total sex maniac. Don't you think so?

The idioms for vagina used by the oldest members of the Yakuza mob, the top of the underworld hierarchy, are calmer, more stately, and exude a strong traditional flavor. The vagina becomes the speaker's
koky
(native place), or
furusato
(birthplace),
sato
for short.

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M
ano bab
no koky
wa akiaki da ze!
I'm bored sick of that old bitch's native place!