Authors: James Ryan Daley
Jesus Jackson
Copyright © 2014 by James Ryan Daley
First E-book Edition 2014
ISBN: 9781929345076 ebook
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The historical characters and events portrayed in this book are inventions of the author or used fictitiously.
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Contents
For my girls: Joannah, Antonia, and Emersonâ
the only three reasons I've ever really found for having
one hundred percent, guaranteed, complete faith in anything.
Without a doubt, my first thank you has to go to my incomparable editor, Ellen Larson, whose endless enthusiasm, keen insights, and overall editorial brilliance finally helped me turn this into the story that I always hoped it could be.
Thanks as well to the wise and generous friends who read this manuscript in its rough infancy and helped to shape it into what it is today: Jesse Schwartz, Anne Portman, and (of course) Joannah. This would have never happened without you.
Thanks to the publishers, designers, editors, and everyone who works so hard at The Poisoned Pencil for making this all a reality and doing it with style.
I owe a huge debt of gratitude to all of the writers who I've been lucky enough to call mentor throughout my life, especially the immortal Kenny Cook, and indefatigable Xu Xi.
I'm forever grateful to my mother and father for a lifetime of love and support, and to my big brother Jack, who I've never stopped looking up to (even after I outgrew him). To the rest of my amazing family: the Biancaniellos, the Portmans. And to the always-inspirational Spruce Lane Crew: the Davids, and the Benzaks of Rhode Island.
Thanks especially to my two beautiful daughters. Antonia, I often doubt I had a heart at all before you made one for me out of giggles and tears. I owe so much more to you than just this book. Emerson, there is no darkness that you can't brighten, no anxiety you can't melt. I will never be able to express the amount of joy you add to my life, every single day.
And finally, my wife: Joannah. On the day you married me, you promised to always be my lover, best friend, editor, conscience, and biggest fan. After the long journey that led to this book, I might add therapist, caretaker, and drill sergeant to that list. In any case, thank you; everything I am is better because of you.
When I first saw Jesus, he was standing like a statue on the fifty-yard line of the high school football field, one arm pointed at the goalpost and the other cocked backâfingers curled around an imaginary pigskin, locked at the ready for a pantomimed hail-Mary in the final seconds of a make believe bowl game. It was a glorious moment to beholdâ¦at least, that is, until an invisible opponent rushed his offensive line. Jesus had to fake right, spin left, and duck around a pretend tight end to make a harrowing dash for the touchdown. He hit a few straight-arm blocks, pulled some fancy footwork, and half a second later he was jogging across the goal line, spiking the ball, and moonwalking clear from one side of the end zone to the other.
Now I know what you're thinking, but stop right there. And trust me: This guy was totally Jesus. The long, straw-brown hair, straggly beard, gaunt frame, and clear-bright eyes; he was a dead ringer for the son of God. The only difference, as far as I could tell, between the Jesus on the football field and the one hanging on the cross in the school auditorium, was his clothes. The latter wore nearly none, of course, while this one was done up all dapper in a white linen suit, patent leather loafers, and a wide-collared, pastel pink button-down disco shirt, opened just enough to reveal a tuft of flaxen hair and a sparkling gold chain.
But before I get too far into this story, I need to stop and explain a couple things to you. First, you need to know that this little run-in with the savior was happening on a cold and dewy Saturday morning, at about nine am. It was the first of Septemberâabout fifteen weeks after my fourteenth birthday, roughly three months since my last day of junior high, and exactly two hours after my big brother's body was found, lifeless and broken, at the bottom of a sixty-foot ravine behind St. Soren's. I don't want to dwell on this detail too much at the moment (we'll get into it all later, trust me), but I just thought you ought to know. For perspective.
Oh yeah, and another thing: I don't actually believe in Jesus. Didn't then, don't now. Not even a little.
So anyway, I watched the old king-of-kings run a victory lap around the trackâarms raised, hair streaming behind him in the windâbut just as I was about to wander off, he stopped again on the fifty-yard line, waved his left hand high over his head, and called out, “Hey, you!”
I looked behind me to see if he was referring to someone else, but no one was there. We met eyes and I pointed to my chest with a shrug.
“Yeah, you,” he yelled. “Come on down here, would ya?”
I didn't have anything else to do at the moment (the cops and paramedics wouldn't let me near the ravine), and to tell you the truth, I was happy for the distraction. So I put my hands in my pockets and strolled all the way down the aisle, through the bleachers, and onto the field.
Jesus just stood there, grinning at me more like a salesman than a savior, waiting for me to reach him. And as soon as I stepped onto the grass, he hopped back and began bouncing on his toes, his hands cradling another imaginary football.
“All right,” he said, staring down the field. “Go long.”
“Excuse me?”
“Go long.”
“Why?”
He started bobbing, weaving, dodging pretend defensemen. “It's the fourth quarter. We've got twelve seconds, and we're down by five. Now go
long
.”
“But you don't have a real ball.”
He shook his head, unimpressed with my logic. “And you aren't a
real
wide receiver and this isn't the
real
Super Bowl, and I'm not about to get sacked by a
real
defensive lineman named the Arkansas Annihilator. Don't be so concerned with
reality
all the time. Just
go long!
”
I realized that I was not about to beat this guy in an argument. And seeing as how my current options were to go long with Jesus or go back to the crowd of cops and detectives and school administrators and weeping parents and one very dead older brother in a ravine behind the school, I decided on the former.
“Fine,” I said. “Fine.” And I ran.
I didn't run very fast, but it felt good to put my body into action, to pump some blood back through all the numbness. I'd been so still and so frozen since the morning, when I first found my mother in the kitchen surrounded by pancakes and bacon and fruit salad and coffee and pastries and juice (she likes to cook when she's upset), and learned that Ryan had apparently fallen while taking a jog after football practice the previous afternoon. But right then, on that field, I could feel my body begin to warm, the sensation returning (just a little) to my limbs.
The funny thing is, Jesus must have been hiding a real ball somewhere (though I can't imagine where) because when I finally made it down around the ten-yard line and turned to make the imaginary catch, I got smacked clear off my feet by a solid, real, and perfectly spiraling football.
The pass hit me right beneath the rib cage, knocking the wind out of me. I fell hard and gasped for air. My eyes shut while I struggled to catch my breath and when I finally opened them, there was Jesus, standing straight over me, reaching a hand down to help me up.
“Sorry about that,” he said, hoisting me to my feet. “I was just trying to make a point.”
I rubbed my chest and winced. “I get it. You've got one hell of an arm. You could go pro.”
“That wasn't exactly my point.” He extended his right hand. “I'm Jesus.”
I shook it. “I figured. It's a good look for you. You really pull it off.”
Jesus tugged at his lapel. “Well, thank you.”
“Aren't you supposed to wear, likeâ¦robes, though? And sandals? And, you know, do things more holy then mess around on a football field?”
“No,” he chuckled, pulling a business card from his pocket. “You've got me mixed up. I'm not
that
Jesus. I'm Jesus
Jackson
.”
He handed me the card. I looked it over. It read:
Jesus Jackson: Spiritual Contractor
100% faith guaranteed!
Call for a FREE ESTIMATE!
Strangely, there was no phone number on the card.
“So, are you going to try to sell me something?”
His face contorted into what can only be described as a very poor attempt at sincerity. “I'd never sell you anything you don't need, of course. And even then, before you paid a dime I'd provide you with aâ”
“Free estimate. Yeah, I got that much.” In the distance I could hear a siren making its way around the far side of the school. “So what exactly do you do?”
“I'm a contractor. I build things for people, depending on their needsâ¦just not physical things.”
“If not physical, then what?”
“Metaphysical, of course.”
“Hmm⦔
“Gods, to be precise.”
“You build gods?”
“Well, not
actual
gods, of courseâthat would be terribly difficult, and possibly illegal. I build the
belief
in a god. I construct faith.” Jesus Jackson put his hand on my shoulder, turning me toward the far side of the field, where a groundskeeper was laying a piece of sod over some fresh dirt. “Take this guy, Nino Taglione. I'm scouting him as possible client. Nino is fifty-seven years old, and has been working here at St. Soren's Academy since he was twenty-five. He's been married for thirty-five years, and just found out that his wife has been having an affair with Joe Shannon, the custodian for the athletic building, for the past twenty-eight. Obviously, this news has shaken his faith in his wife, but more importantly, it has destroyed his faith in God. After all, how could the same god he's been praying to for fifty-seven years have let him be a such a chump for so long? Right?”
“Umâ¦right.”
“Well, that's where I come in.”
“You're going to restore his faith in God?”
He shook his head. “Not exactly, that's what priests doâ¦or rabbis, ministers, or what-have-youâ¦. Restoration is difficult, messy work. I'm going to give him faith in a new one.”
“A newâ¦god?”
“Or something like a god anyway. He has lots of options.”
I was intrigued. “What kind ofâ¦options?”
“Oh, they're endless. It could be a Pantheon of demigods, or a Divine Force, or a belief in karma and the cycle of reincarnation. He can have a warrior spirit guide, an ancestral apparition, a guardian angelâ¦he can have a giant bunny named Harvey with twelve arms and a third eye, if he wants oneâ¦so long as he'll have a little faith in it.”
I thought this over for a moment. “But will he ever see the god you give him faith in?”
“Ha!” Jesus laughed. “No, no. Alas, that's the thing about gods, they tend to stay out of sight.”
“Well if he can't see it, how will he know he's got it?”
Jesus pointed a finger at my nose and flashed his widest salesman's smile. “Well, you see, I guaranteeâ”
“One hundred percent faith. Got it.”
“Or your money back, no questions asked.”
Right then, the siren I heard before came screaming past the stadium. An image of Ryan in the back of that ambulanceâghost-white, bruised, bloody, covered in a sheetâsnapped into my head. A wave of dizziness overcame me, and I struggled to keep my balance. I said, “You know, wellâ¦that all soundsâ¦really great.”
Jesus touched his hand to my arm, steadying me. He spoke softly, “So can I interest you in a free estimate?”
And thenâright at that moment, right there, right when Jesus Jackson touched my armâit all just became too much: Jesus and Nino and free estimates for invisible gods and a dead brother and a magic football and the first real day of high school just three days awayâ¦. “No, no, I don't think I need any god right nowâ¦I'm sort of an atheist, anyway. Butâ¦umâ¦thanksâ¦.” And before I even knew what I was doing, I turned and stumbled toward the sirens and the screams and the crowd and the cold, hard, welcoming seat of my dad's car.
